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Food / Re: Man Tells Chicken Seller To Cut The Wings Into 17 Pieces (Pix, Video) by pafun(m): 9:30pm On Nov 18, 2023
Bliss62:


Do you know how much $7 is... 5,000 at official exchange rate

It is you that wants to eat live chicken by force na.
Frozen chicken cost less than that. Go to Zartech of Shoprite,

Food / Re: Man Tells Chicken Seller To Cut The Wings Into 17 Pieces (Pix, Video) by pafun(m): 8:33pm On Nov 18, 2023
Bliss62:
cool



Last chicken I bought cost fvcking 8k in Ibadan and it's my birthday I must eat live chicken

Is chicken also sold in dollars

Everyone Sha one scam everyone


.

Your choice...

Food / Re: What Is This Called In Your Language? by pafun(m): 8:22pm On Nov 18, 2023
Why is this in the Food section of this Nairaland website?
I think it should be in the Health or Agriculture section as "Dangerous Pests and Insects" angry grin shocked

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Science/Technology / Re: World's Most Beautiful 800-Year-Old Tree In South Korea (Pictures) by pafun(m): 10:36pm On Nov 16, 2023
Even common tree don blow , na me and u remain.

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Daniela Okeke's Look After Her Face Surgery by pafun(m): 7:46pm On Nov 16, 2023
youngestgrad:
Looks like a tranny

Bros , you funny die no be small. grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Know Many People Will Bash Me For This But Why Are Women Like This? by pafun(m): 7:45pm On Nov 16, 2023
Rtk4:
I teach in a very good school where only very rich men send their kids. But the truth is that I've slept with alot of women whose children school are my students, i mean classic women, very rich. Both Igbo, yoruba etc. Though many times I feel the guilt whenever i enter some classes to teach and then i see those students whose mother's I'm sleeping with. Do you know the funny part? I've got videos of all of them naked in the hotel room with me, i did those videos for evidence sake, incase they tend to twist the stories one day when they become careless and they are caught, though without their consent. There's a colonel's wife amongst them, there's also a top DSS of officers wife too. Please guys how do i stop? I've tried so much to stop but when i think about the money I get from them which helps me alot, it makes me continue. I've posted this similar topic before but i was bashed seriously instead of solution.

The title should be , why are men like this? You even took video ? E gba mi. Las las na bullet you go chop and nobody go cry for you.

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Crime / Re: They Didn't See The Guy So They Killed The Girlfriend Eiye Vs Vikings PHOTOS by pafun(m): 7:42pm On Nov 16, 2023
These cult peoples suppose to be calming down nah? Is it for money or something else? Life is not so difficult to live nah.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Returns To Abuja After Official Visits To Saudi And Bissau by pafun(m): 7:32pm On Nov 16, 2023
Thank God, baba no japa

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Death By Half A Million Cuts — South Africans Kiss Dstv Goodbye by pafun(m): 7:26pm On Nov 16, 2023
I wonder why this obsession of Nigerians with DSTV. Una no get work?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by pafun(m): 7:22pm On Nov 16, 2023
If the foolish man has ever eaten eba and ogbono soup with fresh fish he will know that life is sweet and he will not be doing this nonsense.

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Romance / Re: "Have You Ever Seen Love And Ran Away? by pafun(m): 7:19pm On Nov 16, 2023
codedgalaxy:
Women are heartless, women are this and that many folks lament and lambast,but, i for one think there is a part of woman'sphere that is so underrated, and that is a womans "naive love" damn!
Have you ever seen a woman simping? damn! very annoying
This side of a woman is the most annoying side of a woman i tell you, women know this and thats why they try hard to hide it.
Trust me gents you dont want to be in that drama of a woman.
She will start behaving like someone possesd with marine spirit aswear.
She can do the undo, just to see you or make you happy.
I once had a girl who literally swam through a flooded street at night just see me damn!,
And another, that started demanding blood covenant after just two nights out,
lol haba sister be calming down.
I will just stop here for now.
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Which begs the question, "have you ever seen love and ran away"?

Healthy friendship is the bedrock for a lasting relationship. Love is just an expression of insanity.

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Crime / Re: Reward Offered For Info On Beheaded Animal Linked To 'Rituals' In New York by pafun(m): 7:16pm On Nov 16, 2023
Politics / Re: APC Supporter Begs Peter Obi To Contribute His Ideas To Tinubu Administration by pafun(m): 7:12pm On Nov 16, 2023
We all have duty to contribute to the progress of the country.
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Crime / Re: Saheed Azeez Granted Asylum For Being Gay Masterminded £220k Fraud by pafun(m): 7:10pm On Nov 16, 2023
Kai! Some people get mind sha. Call yourself gay and be knacking women kpekus in secret .
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Romance / Re: Why Money Is Very Important In Courtship? by pafun(m): 7:07pm On Nov 16, 2023
Nazgul:
This post was triggered by a friend of mine who is passing through hell in his 3 year old marriage. His wife made him believe that money isn't everything and he ignorantly got married to her in his indigent state. She stopped respecting him a long time ago. As I'm typing this, she has left him with their 1 year old daughter in Lagos and relocated back to Uyo.

So let's talk about money in courtship, Because you will need plenty of it in marriage.

Those who are of the opinion that all that matters in marriage is love not money are not serious! In fact I'd like to term them as jokers. Why? Because love won't pay your bills and put food on the table.

Women naturally respect financially buyouant men. Or in simpler terms, men who have money.

So don't let any woman manipulate you into marriage when you are not financially ready simply because age is fighting against her, because if you succumb to her pressure and get married to her, you are in for a Shocker

Women can sweet tongue you into doing what you don't want to do and blame you for being stupid to listen to her in the first place.

Before any lady corner you and tie you down in forced matrimony, ask the following questions...

1. How much do you both earn monthly? How much will you require to run your marriage monthly? Take inflation into consideration, and calculate how much you will spend on rent, feeding, utility bills, transportation, medicals among others.

2. Who pays the running bills monthly? The husband, the wife or both of you? At what percentage? 50/50, 60/40, 70/30? Discuss it with your Partner.

3. How long will you both work as salary earners? Any plan to invest in other businesses? What does it take? How much of your fiance will it take? What type of sacrifice will it require?

4. Will you engage in monthly savings? If yes, how much percentage of your salaries would go into savings?

5. Will you be operating a Joint or Separate accounts? Discuss this with your partner.

6. If you are running a business; How much does it generate monthly? Would she join you in running it when you get married? If yes how best can you two grow your monthly income?

7. What are your yearly Financial goals? How do you both plan to achieve them?

8. Do you believe in paying tithe, first fruits, offerings and sowing special seeds? You need to discuss this with your partner, so you can both plan ahead whenever the need for such financial commitment arises.

9. What percentage of your income will be going to your parents or siblings monthly? Discuss this with your partner. It's very important.

10. When CHILDREN start coming, how MUCH will you need to take good care of them monthly? Would you want them to attend public school or private school, are there affordable Private schools in your neighborhood where you can enroll them, what percentage of your earnings or savings would they require monthly to see them through nursery and primary school. Would government secondary school be better for them or private? Would public universities be better or private or abroad? These are things you must iron out with your partner before getting married.

Plan your FINANCES before getting married.

Set up your self for Financial growth not Financial failure in marriage.

Most broken marriages occur due to lack of finances or poor financial planning from one or both couples.


Your man/woman will love you like suya before you get married. Just lose your job and you will get roasted like suya because of money especially if you are a man.
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Romance / Re: Black Lady Dances & Shows Off Her Aged White Husband (Pics, Video) by pafun(m): 7:04pm On Nov 16, 2023
TANID:
but that Look Like A Man To Me

Una no recognize woman again? Sorry o!
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Politics / Re: Nigerians To Enjoy Seamless Passport Processing Soon - Tunji-ojo by pafun(m): 7:00pm On Nov 16, 2023
MyExpression:
It's no longer news.

We want to hear when they officially kick off the process.

Mod.

What nonsense am I reading up there.

Why are all these hungry Nigerian up there making cheerful comments as if it affects them?!

It's so obvious this is a sycophantic post...we know those that are working, we see them...we hear them....let's see the actions start.

Tinubu's audio salary increase never reach anybody yet.

You hungry praise singers should continue....ur stipend can't buy ordinary onions anymore, yet you're here praising what you don't know.
You get money for visa...wetin you wan use your passport do?!

Political nitwit

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Politics / Re: Your Experience As Lagos Governor Not Enough To Run Federal Govt – Rewane Tells by pafun(m): 6:38pm On Nov 16, 2023
Oluchi54:
Chief Executive Officer of Financial Derivatives Company Limited, Mr. Bismarck Rewane, has advised President Bola Tinubu “to ramp up the skills in understanding federal and national economic dynamics” because experience garnered at state government’s level is not enough to run a federal government.

Prime Business Africa reports that Tinubu is a two-term former governor of Lagos State which he superintended over from 1999 to 2007. He had also served as a senator in the aborted Third Republic. Tinubu was sworn in as Nigeria’s 16th President on May 29, 2023, and has since constituted his government.

Presenting a paper yesterday at the November edition of the Lagos Business School Breakfast Session titled “Policy Direction Misaligned with Economic Destination”, Rewane observed that Tinubu’s “management team is vast and experienced in subnational economic policies” and warned that, “transplanting a state team to run a federal structure has serious limitations.”

To read more, click the link below
https://www.primebusiness.africa/your-experience-as-lagos-governor-not-enough-to-run-federal-govt-rewane-tells-tinubu/

And what qualification did Buhari have to ru(i)n Nigeria. Foolish old men.
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Music/Radio / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Online Music Streaming App And Why? A General Review by pafun(m): 6:35pm On Nov 16, 2023
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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by pafun(m): 6:26pm On Nov 16, 2023
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Celebrities / Re: Why My Father-in-law Doesn’t Like Me — Mohbad’s Wife by pafun(m): 3:46pm On Nov 09, 2023
Just go and do DNA testing. Shikena.

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Travel / Re: What's Your Reason For Considering Japa by pafun(m): 3:47pm On Nov 03, 2023
Tulumbu has destroy Nigeria.
Travel / Re: Rwanda Announces Visa-free Travel For All Africans by pafun(m): 1:46pm On Nov 03, 2023
My Naija blodas, all roads lead to Rwanda since Tulumbu has destroyed Nigeria. Make we go develop Rwanda.
Politics / Re: "N5b Presidential Yacht Was Ordered Under Buhari" - Presidency by pafun(m): 9:32pm On Nov 02, 2023
seunmsg:


It was captured under Ministry of Defence (Nigeria Navy) budget and not state house budget.

How would he know? He hasn't even seen the budget and just saying any nonsense that comes to his head. So many dumbass MF on Nairaland .

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Speaks On Request For Presidential Yacht Worth N5 Billion by pafun(m): 3:04pm On Nov 02, 2023
kabillionaire:
One day, the whole country will knee down and beg H. E. Peter Obi to come, take over and bring Nigeria back on track.

Bros make you stop to dey smoke that thing, abeg. For sake of una pikin. Tank u.

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Politics / Re: I will give £1000 To Anyone Who Can Prove That Tinubu did not forge this. by pafun(m): 5:22am On Nov 02, 2023
wrongnumber:
As promised, I will look for £1000(N1.4M) and give it to anyone who can prove to me that Tinubu did not forge this document in the context of Nigeria Criminal act.

Section 465 of the Criminal Code Act in Nigeria states and I quote

" A person who makes a false document or writing knowing it to be false, and with intent that it may in any way be used or acted upon as genuine, whether in the State or elsewhere, to the prejudice of any person, or with intent that any person may, in the belief that it is genuine, be induced to do or refrain from doing any act, whether in the State or elsewhere, is said to forge the document or writing"


In other words, I will give £1000 to anyone who can prove that Tinubu did not commit a criminal act cause forgery is fraud.

The Document shows that Tinubu had a GCE result in 1970 from a school that was never in existence until 1974.

Oya, food don land.

First of all prove to us that you even have 1000pounds. Don't come and waste our time and brains here. Broke ass niggah.

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Politics / Re: FG Launches CNG Initiative With Seven Conversion Centres by pafun(m): 9:24pm On Oct 27, 2023
okoroemeka:
we will wait for results until hell frezzes,when an accountant tax man is in charge of an engineering initiative,results indeed

You sure say you go school so ? Okay answer me this one , is school principal the same as class teacher? I am sure you don't know.
Education / Re: Which Exam Got You Smiling Like This? [photo] by pafun(m): 8:37pm On Oct 27, 2023
Beautiful chicks... I am a gynecologist.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Judgement Is Disappointing, Concerning - PDP by pafun(m): 3:02pm On Oct 26, 2023
O ya let us go to Ecowas Court grin

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Judgement: We‘ll Be Victorious Tomorrow – Labour Party Declares by pafun(m): 4:11am On Oct 26, 2023
kennyz247:
Tinubu should just be kicked out that's all..
Anyhow it happens, we will still be ok


Watch out, ATIKU is coming
ATIKU is coming...as in he is having sex with you? cheesy cheesy

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