₦airaland Forum

chigoizie7:
They are naturally beautiful .

And endowed too

With what?

crownwealth:
Stolen enough!

Looted money could not buy the apex chair (seat) in the Senate for him.

athaboi:
Retiring after achieving absolutely nothing except the wealth of gombe people that he looted. Can he point at any surviving legacy of his in his entire political career?

The only legacy is the number of thugs they were able to engage during their reign.

TechCapon:
This is the kind of thing Andy RUIZ wanted to do to Anthony Joshua but dude was smart enough to keep him at arms length.

Perhaps he was used to dinning with the devil by using long spoon.

dawnomike:
That must have been an epic punch...

Maybe you did not notice the kind of gloves they were using.

Toks2008:
I now understand why there are no violent sports in heaven.

Have you been There?

arimahoseloka:
How is he not bleeding profusely

Are you a blood hunter?

babamadiba:
Some persons would say they want to be beaten so they can get some millions of dollar for losing . They don't think of the possibility of not surviving one punch.

It's just like the armed robbers, how are they sure of coming back home alive?

Agboriotejoye:
Up

Then Everybody should learn to fly the kite.

fasho01:
Coincidentally, a tenth is also the value given as tithe. Wasn't planning on giving you my tithe but another 10th from my proceeds as a token of my appreciation

Wow, that sounds great. I have started thinking of what to do with the money already.

Agboriotejoye:
Ripe ke? Who get dat time? PDP were foxes. ApC are hyenas

Then Nigeria is between the devil and the deep blue sea. Which way out?

Agboriotejoye:
These ones even have revenue shortfall self.
I guess the money is no longer enough for them to loot

The looters are so many that they don't even allow the fruits to ripe before they pluck them.

This government is a rudderless ship, or better still a plane on Auto pilot. We the passengers are lost. Na only God go save this country. The next time this government will say "good morning" everybody will peep through the window to make sure it's really morning.

She's lucky he ate from her struggle before he died. Some parents died before their children could hit it. May his soul rest in peace.

The enemy of an enemy is a friend. The northerners will just be relaxing when the southerners are busy sorting themselves out.

Kingosytex:



Naija na real comedy zone I swear. Just reading through the events that happen in this country can give a burdened soul a tremendous boost.


But wait first, what has Amaechi got to do with IPOB? I thought IPOB only attack polithievescians from the east.


Has any body noticed that the number of coalitions in the Niger Delta is almost equal to the population of that region?

The worse is yet to come, wait until they are given the slot to produce a presidential candidate; that's when you'll see the mother of all coalitions. Dis one na child's play na.

Divay22:
Lol
Pastor ke

Pastor's wife as somebody suggested.

Biodun1929:
Or pastor's wife.

Abi?

tweakdude1:
Indomie generations can't even understand what life was.

Their parents do almost everything for them. Their parents bath them, take them to school and back, even after graduation from the university; their parents still lobby for their employment. As they are working, their parents still give them pocket money, buy car for them, give them a house etc. Can I say they're lucky or just spoilt brats?

Divay22:
Yes o
We the gang

I'll marry my book and give birth to success
2nd term begins from here
Got to a point i was adding scriptures

You must be a pastor by now!!

chigoizie7:
It’s all about choice brah. She can walk

Yes o. It's a free world.

Pointguardusa:
Boko Haram has been technically defeated.


Nonsense.

Yes o. If not, they would have been using fighter jets by now. I trust this government when it comes to technicalities.

A305:
A Nigerian Army commander was killed on Saturday after an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle in Marte, Borno State. Not like the cheap benz on my page tho.

This is what happens when the military is under funded. Imagine Terrorists having access to improvised explosives and the military still using c ock and shoot rifle. What a shame.

The government knows exactly what to do, but they prefer to sacrifice our gallant soldiers for their selfish interest.

chigoizie7:
It’s all about preference?

If I can manage it with my banana, then I move on with her, but if I cannot, then I call it quits. But how many guys she has slept with shouldn’t be a reason.

How big her Toto is night beca good reason to not be with her, because, it could affect my sexual life with her, like, I might not be able to enjoy sex with her, it could affect our relationship.

I have only dated two virgins ever since I started dating, others are none virgins, but the circumference of their Toto was never obviously affected because of the number of men they have slept with. If it does, I would have never dated them, because I might not enjoy sex with them.

Your preference or hers? What if she can't manage your banana?

Duru009:
Oh am sorry!

I believe she's forgiven you.

Mariangeles:
I kinda feel sorry for her ...

Is it because she's rich?

Norabay:
so you are a man tell me something

What do you want to know?

Duru009:
This one go only sabi fvck ...... Nothing else

That's somebody's wife o.

judgementyard:
She looks confused, and I might be wrong but do they use tomato paste to cook okro soup?

How many ways of cooking okro soup do you know?

chigoizie7:
We knew what’s up nah.

When we were still students, we de lash people girlfriends.

People wey be say dem don already pay their bride price sef.

Lodge mates,

Infact, as a student, it was the easiest time for me to fuccck, free of charge.once I on my i pass my neighbor gen, na tumbom tumbom I go de do.

Now, we don graduate, we don dey see small change, we go wait till dey graduate oh, come still go service sef. Person wey de use knife kill, no de gree make them carry knife reach him back. We know what’s up. Even though all undergraduate girls are not like that ooh, but majority of them are. Then the next stage is NYSC.

I do not care so much about what you did in the past, but the present matters a lot. You might have fucccked 300 diicks back In your university days. Please, when you are with me, please, na only me you go de fuuccck. As a single guy I be fucklicant, but when I am in a relationship, I am one faithful and loyal guy. the only time I tried double dating, na small thing remain,I for run mad. That sh!t ain’t easy bra.

Wetin go happen if she been dey chop plantain all her life before she meet you, and now you come be banana for her hand; how you go manage na?

Quality20:
u r correct. some don't even know d total number of men,boys and elders who they slept wit dem

Are they supposed to keep record of their escapades?

einsteine:
It doesn't have to, but the mere symbolic act of paying an amount of money is already giving the impression that one party owns the other. Why are the men not paid a groom price? Why is it the women who change their name after marriage? Simple: to show they have been acquired.

Acquisition? No. It's just the legality of her leaving her parents to join you as your wife. The woman is the man's missing rib, which makes him complete when he's married. Groom price also depends on culture, like the Indians; women pay dowry for the men. However, that doesn't mean the men are now regarded as property to the women. In marriage, no party owns the other. Both parties mutually cohabit under the umbrella of marriage.