luminouz:

Get am jor...I wan avenge your uncle.

NiklauseFred:


Lol laugh no go kill me
No go kill the wrong person ooo

luminouz:


No na...I wan treat am small,
She is divorced now,isn't she? She go need comfort na

NiklauseFred:




Yea she's divorced
Dude is looking sugar mummy

luminouz:

Can you blame me?
Make I chop small from ur uncle's investment in her life na.
Seriously,she needs succour.

NiklauseFred:



Hehehehe who do you?

chigoizie7:
We knew what’s up nah.

When we were still students, we de lash people girlfriends.

People wey be say dem don already pay their bride price sef.

Lodge mates,

Infact, as a student, it was the easiest time for me to fuccck, free of charge.once I on my i pass my neighbor gen, na tumbom tumbom I go de do.

Now, we don graduate, we don dey see small change, we go wait till dey graduate oh, come still go service sef. Person wey de use knife kill, no de gree make them carry knife reach him back. We know what’s up. Even though all undergraduate girls are not like that ooh, but majority of them are. Then the next stage is NYSC.

I do not care so much about what you did in the past, but the present matters a lot. You might have fucccked 300 diicks back In your university days. Please, when you are with me, please, na only me you go de fuuccck. As a single guy I be fucklicant, but when I am in a relationship, I am one faithful and loyal guy. the only time I tried double dating, na small thing remain,I for run mad. That sh!t ain’t easy bra.

Quality20:
u r correct. some don't even know d total number of men,boys and elders who they slept wit dem

chigoizie7:
We knew what’s up nah.

When we were still students, we de lash people girlfriends.

People wey be say dem don already pay their bride price sef.

Lodge mates,

Infact, as a student, it was the easiest time for me to fuccck, free of charge.once I on my i pass my neighbor gen, na tumbom tumbom I go de do.

Now, we don graduate, we don dey see small change, we go wait till dey graduate oh, come still go service sef. Person wey de use knife kill, no de gree make them carry knife reach him back. We know what’s up. Even though all undergraduate girls are not like that ooh, but majority of them are. Then the next stage is NYSC.

I do not care so much about what you did in the past, but the present matters a lot. You might have fucccked 300 diicks back In your university days. Please, when you are with me, please, na only me you go de fuuccck. As a single guy I be fucklicant, but when I am in a relationship, I am one faithful and loyal guy. the only time I tried double dating, na small thing remain,I for run mad. That sh!t ain’t easy bra.

luminouz:
Nope. .. One more thing...
Go and make me pounded yam and vegetable soup with stockfish and isi ewu.

Now,I'm done with you

paix:
Wetin go happen if she been dey chop plantain all her life before she meet you, and now you come be banana for her hand; how you go manage na?

ajapz:


If not one thing I for think say na me write this stuff with another account.. This is typical me

Teespice:


irigburu onwe gi na ji asuru na ofe ugu

smh

Teespice:


irigburu onwe gi na ji asuru na ofe ugu

smh

Kelvin30286063:
Dating students is stressful, especially if she lives in the same city with you.
I dated one some years ago, she got to my house for the first time. Mopped the floor of every single room despite the fact that it was a 3 bedroom flat.
Then cleaned the kitchen cabinet and washed all the plates. I was like...why now. I have someone that comes in to do all this things. She said I shouldn't worry...i know she was only acting responsible cuz she noticed I'm all set for marriage.
A week later, she billed me 59k for her school fees. I just laughed and send 20k to her cuz I remembered all the work she did the day she came.

platodeen:


U still fell for the trap cos she actually needed 20k not 59k...

She knew u are likely to beat it down...

An evidence to dat is dat she might never complain of the 20k instead of 59

chigoizie7:



It’s all about preference?

If I can manage it with my banana, then I move on with her, but if I cannot, then I call it quits. But how many guys she has slept with shouldn’t be a reason.

How big her Toto is night beca good reason to not be with her, because, it could affect my sexual life with her, like, I might not be able to enjoy sex with her, it could affect our relationship.

I have only dated two virgins ever since I started dating, others are none virgins, but the circumference of their Toto was never obviously affected because of the number of men they have slept with. If it does, I would have never dated them, because I might not enjoy sex with them.

paix:
Your preference or hers? What if she can't manage your banana?

chigoizie7:


It’s all about choice brah. She can walk

paix:
Yes o. It's a free world.

Dagelv:
Because datting people lost their head and may do unreasoned actions. Moreover, when people break out they break each other's hearths and lost themselves for a long time. And that's sad.

Dagelv:
Because datting people lost their head and may do unreasoned actions. Moreover, when people break out they break each other's hearths and lost themselves for a long time. And that's sad.

tonididdy:
Yoloba boys can fall for this kind traps

dynastytravels:
Dating an undergraduate is like romancing a rattlesnake.

RAGGA40:
guy u have no conscience

DenreleDave:



Idiot, who falls for this kind trap most? No be Igbo men wey no go school go dey train their ladies to go school just to come join am for alaba mkt. At the end, she goes with anoda Igbo rich man


Idiot, tribal bigot