₦airaland Forum

niaralandtopuser:
why no go for the very fresh one

Some would like the wrinkled body better, opposite attract.

To avoid embarrassing questions, just get yourself aloe Vera gel near your bed next time. If you apply it too much, your balls may get missing in action.

kamikaz1:
Lol Mr analysis shey when you put your rod , you self didnt feel the dryness ni?

Maybe he was equally drunk.

niaralandtopuser:
There is no way a 50yrs old woman will be as fresh as a 30yrs old. I don't date women who are over 30

I said they are fresh, I didn't say they are as fresh as.....

Riele:
Yes , my mother married a Non-Nigerian .

Wow, this calls for celebration. You'll soon leave for Afghanistan.

I don't want to live in the same house with the landlord/lady; and if I am a landlord, my tenants won't be in the same compound with me.

niaralandtopuser:
I don't want to go that area.i prefer fresh women with no wrinkles, nice face and body.

I can still bet my last shillings that there are women 50+ yrs that are still fresh and wrinkle free.

niaralandtopuser:
I don't see myself digging 50+yrs old hole

I can assure you that some 50+ year are still tight, compared to all those cucumber eaters.

VICTORCIZA:
is your brain still laminated.oponu

Maybe your eye is laminated, since you cannot see the video. Oponu.

mrbyron:
Chai! That man is carrying a womb explorer

That's the ladies' desire. If you cannot shift their womb like 3 inches away from its original position, you never be man yet.

VICTORCIZA:
FAKE NEWS.WHERE IS THE VIDEO

Are you still using nokia 3310?

Riele:
All my life !

Why ? - Nigerian men ain't worth it .

Maybe you need a change of environment, and relocate to somewhere like Afghanistan or Somalia. Just maybe. By the way, did your mother marry a non-Nigerian, or is she so unlucky to get married to a Nigerian?

ePoster:
Honest replies.

How long have you been celibate? why did you choose the lifestyle? and how easy has it been so far?

I have been celibate since morning. The reason is my isn't home, and it's not easy at all. I tell you.

Glycosunde:

short of letters

Short hand for better.

TheGreenLand:
one day me sef go go school for obodo oyibo. click like if u sef wan go o

I no wan go oyibo land, I want make dem come school for here too.

It is the power failure that she's missing, nothing more.

Kiddinpoh:
Short of words

If you are SHORT of words on Buhari issue, what would you say when it comes to El-Rufa'i?

LordviccoDaGuru:


Keep wailing till 2031, president Buhari is still young so we will tell him to go for 2 more terms.

Pray to be alive that time, or are you the custodian of your own life?

The bride is among the few Nollywood actresses that did not bleach.

There goes the general. I just love this madam, she's aging gracefully.

SultanOfPuna:
Patience Look Like She Has Been Crying For 40 Days & 40 Nights.

It's possible she's fasting for the period you mentioned; she's a pastor, remember.

A305:
To him, A man's life is life is worth 50 naira. Now am sitting back thinking how much will 3.2 million will be worth to him just as the cheap Benz on my page.

With that kind of money, I am very sure he will wipe his entire generation.

paradigmshift:
hahaha, oga i u get work, i wan work o...............

ok now

chigoizie7:
Of all places na Dubai you go, you didn’t even go to Ghana or Rwanda or even SA. Na Dubai you come to.

I wonder o.

Kestolove:
God if I offend you in anyway for giving me this punishment by making me a Nigerian, am sorry pls forgive me..

Don't blame your parents, God or yourself. You did not choose to be a Nigerian. One day, a true Nigerian will rule this country and those alive then will definitely see Nigeria moving to civilization.

No one is thinking Nigeria as a project. Everybody is so confined to their immediate environment. Nobody wants to think outside of the box. So myopic in our ways of doing things in this country.

Strech:
I can bet my left balls say that guy na Yoruba.

If you get 2 balls on the left, how many balls you come get on the right? Maybe be 5.

Robbing your family for a girl.

babamadiba:
risk taking I guess.

It had better be a calculated risk man.

paradigmshift:
yes o bosss..............

Enjoy your well deserved rest man. May God butter your struggle. Amen.

paradigmshift:
No better news today..
Make I go sleep. Una bye o..

Sleep by this time? Have you made enough for the day?

frubben:
Congratulations. I hereby open this thread for all the hating to begin

Fire on. We're waiting.