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Family / Re: An American Woman With Two Husbands And Three Children Is Causing A Stir Online by palz(m): 8:50pm On Nov 26, 2023
Really?

Far from it. It's a free society with different cravings and polyandry could be practicable in a society like that.
Using my concept of "ikpuno-adeno- psychology"
Gays would rather opt for monogamy or straight to gay relationships, rather than entertaining an X factor in between, as a cover up. The X factor in between is a turn off [/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Cries As He Dedicates His Award To His Dad by palz(m): 10:13am On Apr 02, 2019
mmadu5:
ugly monkey

Fool!!! calling a fellow Blackman a monkey .....Who are you then?
Romance / Re: Man Reveals His Friend's Girlfriend Of 6-months Is A Married Woman Of 2 Years by palz(m): 1:49pm On Mar 31, 2019
What a sucking moment
Romance / Re: 25-year-old #SaggyBoobsMatter Founder, Chidera, Twerks, Wows Her Fans by palz(m): 1:32pm On Mar 31, 2019
NairaMedia:
Olympia has fallen

Omo....this girl's twin sister has slept off since 10 years ago
Politics / Re: Donald Duke Replies Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala "You Left Nigeria Poorer Than You Met It by palz(m): 12:19pm On Apr 25, 2018
Nasa28:
So Donald Duke didn't know he indirectly confirmed the story.....more sales loading.

You can imagine...... He even thanked the youths for their COMCERNS. grin grin
Health / Re: Pls Help My Lower Lip Is Turning Pink (pics) by palz(m): 3:59pm On Jan 25, 2018
Japhet04:
I'm a law student and i'm naturally dark skinned with dark lips, but just recently i discovered that my lower lip is turning pink, and it doesn't do so uniformly, becase there are still some dark patches on the lip and it's spreading out..,

Pls help i don't know what to do anymore, because i have already seen the dermatologist and they gave me hydrocortisone cream to rub but it has yielded no results

This makes me very sad and scared and it has also affected my relationship with other people in a bad way because I sometimes feel stigmatized when people keep asking me what is wrong with my lips and this kind of decreases my self esteem ..,

Pls has anyone here experienced the same thing or knows someone who has, how did they cure it or cope with it.

Pls helpful suggestions, see pics below..

Lalasticlala


Bros, this thing is called virgina cleptus....pls just say the truth, u av licked a p***sy that was hybernating grin grin

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Politics / Re: PDP Replies Obasanjo: We Did Not Procure Supreme Court Judgement by palz(m): 11:59am On Jan 25, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
This Obasanjo of a man cannot just leave PDP alone sha...


No mind am....shey him don tear him pdp card.
Na wetin him still dey find? Abeg he is nolonger relevant joor
Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Grabs Davido's Manhood On Stage At One Lagos Fiesta by palz(m): 5:56pm On Jan 23, 2018
medexico:
If Davido were to be a woman and a man did this.......

The internet will explode



Don't mind them....if to say na Yemi alade or any of the female artist naim dey perform then one male fan go grab her waist dey rock her, we for don hear all kind names....

Infact women go come here dey murder ENGLISH.
Crime / Re: Policemen Kill Robbers In Rivers During Daylight Operation. Graphic Photos by palz(m): 8:21am On Jan 23, 2018
Abeg na which area for rivers state....why not tell us the area?
U guys always want to paint our dear state black and tag us with things that happens in other parts of the country
Family / Re: His Wife Caught Him Red-handed . You Just Can't Believe What Happened. by palz(m): 5:47pm On Jan 22, 2018
Emmahunk:
Really, women don't need to scream or create a scene at every given opportunity. I had this great experience recently. Please read;
Lie lie person....this na copied story, old story

I was hanging out with my friends yesterday evening , so we ordered for fresh fish and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the lady was resting on the guys shoulder. Apparently, they were having fun. However, their joy was short lived because, before we knew it, a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months old. She quietly pulled up and joined the table of the two love birds.

It was a moment to behold as the young girl looked surprised and angry at the same time obviously not impressed with the fact that someone came to invade their privacy. The man on the other hand was so quiet and looked totally confused.

Then the woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her. At this point, her baby started crying and she fed her and continued eating obviously enjoying every moment. Not done with whatever game she was playing, she further ordered for two fresh fish (point and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and ordered for Isi-ewu 3 full mortar, they did and packaged all for her.

Finally with a wry smile playing on her beautiful but sweaty face, she now ordered for 7 cans of malt which they also gave her.

All these while, the man was kind of scared for the woman not to create a Scene at the joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.
Satisfied, the woman now stood up to leave with her loot and no one would have been the wiser if the bar the man had not walked up to her and said , "Please madam your money"

That was when the bubble bursted as she blurted out "My husband here will pay". She quietly dropped her baby on the man's laps and went off with her Goodies.
The silence that followed was breathtaking.

Surprisingly, immediately the woman, several other men quickly paid their bills and left as if expecting their own wives to turn up too.

Men! Abeg, who do us this thing?
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari's Message To Her Father & Cabal On Twitter - Pic by palz(m): 9:05am On Jan 22, 2018
Well! Well!! Well!!!
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Drags Buhari To Court Over Appointment Of NIA, DG by palz(m): 6:31pm On Jan 20, 2018
Well, it's very clear to see that he is equiping them for his second bid...
All the security chiefs from the north?

Abeg the writing is on the wall, and we're just here fighting ourselves
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Meets Jay Jay Okocha For The First Time (Photo) by palz(m): 6:19pm On Jan 20, 2018
She too dey follow footballers both ex and current players...
But babe becareful cos Jay jay don marry since and him no go wan cheat on him wife oh grin
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Shoot Farmer Dead In Delta After Setting His Farm Ablaze(Graphic by palz(m): 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2018
SweetJoystick:
Avengers my brothers cripple this country, make oil stop to dey flow, make them comot by force


Avengers wey don probably go chop money relax.....abeg make we hear better thing
Career / Re: Man Shares Hilarious Encounter With A Keke Driver In Lagos by palz(m): 7:52am On Jan 14, 2018
OgahBohz:
is today Sunday ?


No! Today is moonday.......yubbish
Forum Games / Re: Who Would You Call In This Case? (Pictured) by palz(m): 11:19am On Jan 12, 2018
Call my mum too...pls don't ask me too cos it's quite complicated undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies What Is Your Body Shape???? ( Pics) by palz(m): 7:59am On Jan 06, 2018
I chose B...cos C belly go big when she begin born children grin
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Buys Peugeot 307 To Celebrate His 33rd Birthday (Photos) by palz(m): 8:28pm On Jan 05, 2018
Oritsefemi 33?
OMG! I just remebered am 17....his daughter's boyfriend grin
Phones / Re: Unable To Check Glo Data Balance And Subscribe For Data Since Yesterday by palz(m): 3:45pm On Jan 05, 2018
[color=#006600][/color]All these network providers wan begin behave like MMM...
I hear say even airtel no gree give free facebook again undecided
Celebrities / Re: Ufuoma Tony Crushing On John Boyega (Photos) by palz(m): 9:02am On Jan 05, 2018
Wow! I like that, she's straight and bold.....no pretence.
Like other girls will always pretend.

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Events / Re: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by palz(m): 8:15am On Dec 31, 2017
Someone cries is never a weakness, be a man or woman.....it's just another way of making urself stronger the next minute.....

Even our lord Jesus wept....it's means we are all mere mortals and we do have emotions.

Do we know if someone challenged him that he can not get married in his entire life?
Things happen everyday that prompts people to weep for the right or wrong reasons....

But like this youngman...I chose to cry for the best reason cos marriage is a blessing from God
Events / Re: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by palz(m): 8:06am On Dec 31, 2017
Someone cries is never a weakness, be a man or woman.....it's just another way of making urself stronger the next minute.....

Even our lord Jesus wept....it's means we are all mere mortals and we do have emotions
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Tambo Village In Adamawa Again, Kill, Injure Many (Graphi by palz(m): 6:48pm On Dec 30, 2017
Burger01:
What's wrong with these Fulani people

Really, Buhari has disappointed me angry

Oh! So u felt he won't disappoint u when u voted for him in 2015.....
Are u sure, u are not going to vote for him again come 2019 when Amaechi & co will unleash maxim 5000 naira on some of u hungry Nigerians?

Tufia kwa angry
Celebrities / Re: "Oritsefemi's Wife, Nabila Fash Was A Prostitute In Ikeja" - Instagram User by palz(m): 10:22am On Dec 30, 2017
sekxy:
this is what Nigeria men are best known for. .their mentality stinks to high heavens.

it doesn't take them time to label a girl prostitute, a girl they know even in their next world,,they can't still get to her level. .

shameless men ,,the ones on nairaland aren't exempted.


Please keep kwayet & don't generalize next time

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji And Her Parents At Amuzu Nweafor Day In Mbaise Imo State (Photos by palz(m): 12:45pm On Dec 29, 2017
If I act romanic scene with her.....I go ravage her atm machine with my card.. grin

Pls nobody here should call me a pervert cos I am not one.
Just want her puna....that's all
Romance / Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by palz(m): 12:26pm On Dec 29, 2017
Jodha:


Yhu must be a fan..watching me laugh from January till now...

Sure I am...I'm not married so I'm single grin


My dear I wonder why he's marking u left, right and center.....is he a defender or a monitoring spirit? undecided

Babe, but u sef......why u come dey laff like dat? Are u dat ticklish? grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Chisom Oguike, Chidinma Oguike & Chinenye Oguike: Biography by palz(m): 12:09pm On Dec 29, 2017
AyoSammyTunDe:
Who Is Nollywood? Here In Afghanistan We Don't Know Them?


Nollywood is the daughter of Hollywood & Afganwood grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Someone Posted Lady's Photo With 'RIP' Written On It. She Reacts by palz(m): 10:47am On Dec 29, 2017
Meehn! The lady fine shaa
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Bends To Greet President Buhari At Aso Villa (Photo) by palz(m): 3:15pm On Aug 20, 2017
I like it cos it shows how humble gov Wike is.... despite party difference, he has respect for the president. Unlike the traitor, the proud braggart some foolish supporters call lion of Ubima.
Celebrities / Re: T-Boss In Sexy Photoshoot by palz(m): 11:09pm On Aug 17, 2017
If I catch her, I go fvck hell comot for her head wink grin
Politics / Re: Man Threatens To Lynch Charly Boy For "Ridiculing Buhari, Nigerian Messiah" by palz(m): 6:39pm On Aug 17, 2017
ShyCypher:
Every Hausa/Fulani boy of at least age 14 has murdered someone before.

#Fact

Tru talk....what surprises me more is here in Ph, every Hausa / Fulani boy smokes cigarete.
Even the under age...
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Wears N750,000 Gucci Jacket by palz(m): 2:12pm On Aug 10, 2017
Too much drinking & weed don dey make Wizkid old.......
Pls let's take a good look @ his face & veins running all over his hands.

His advisers should pls advice him to eat very well & reduce the alcohol intake,
cool

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