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Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz In Our Ears? by palz(m): 1:50pm On Aug 08, 2017
The noise is coming from their wings that flaps close to a thousand times in every 2 seconds....
Na science talk am o undecided
Family / Re: Sidechick Reports Husband To His Wife After He Cheated On Her With Her Friends by palz(m): 9:07pm On Aug 06, 2017
sunshineG:
bro you are 100% right

They think they are uniting to fight against men but they are united to fight against themselves

They build a metal block as some sorts of strength, but history have shown that those who who build mental block do so out of fear rather than out of strength

You can see from the obvious likes they dash each other and how they are quick to respond and comfort each other
Enough said bro

They are not my problem


Don't mind them....they'll never talk about women that cheats.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Goes Shirtless On Facebook, Nigerians React (Photos) by palz(m): 8:54pm On Aug 01, 2017
Na wao...43 na old man? Honestly I weak for hw some Nigerians dey reason.
This man no senior some age fraud nairalanders wey dey always rant here.

Weather una like am or not d man is stil a youth and has achieved as such.

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Politics / Re: NJC Places 3 Justices On Watch List by palz(m): 4:17pm On Jun 04, 2017
somehow:
October 2017? meen my calender must be wrong! cheesy


Eagle eyez........
I throw salute joor
Politics / Re: The Sorry State Of Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway Road, A National Embrassment by palz(m): 6:20pm On Jun 02, 2017
Una say dis na xpress road?
Even the wideness shows it's substandardness
Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Lai Mohammed For Saying Buhari has fulfilled campaign Promises by palz(m): 10:54pm On May 30, 2017
obynocute:
mehn that last tweet really got me rolling on the floor. lemme come and be going..


No be small
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Soldier, Maxwell Mahama, Lynched & Burnt To Death (Photos) by palz(m): 10:25pm On May 30, 2017
Dats why I have never in my life touched anybody they say is a thief...
because most times, the people that'll want to cast the first stones all have questionable characters,
if not thieves.....

My grandma taught me dat....

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Music/Radio / Re: Tekena Iyalla Protests At Police Station Over Increased Robbery In Rivers (Pics) by palz(m): 2:39pm On May 30, 2017
Tamuno ee!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be Destroyed If Buhari Doesn't Win Second Term – BCO by palz(m): 2:02pm On May 30, 2017
OVI75:
These Are The People That Deserve Stoning...

Exactly! I think it's high time we start stoning these idiooooooots when we see them.
They are realy taking us for a ride as if we are donkeys and camels..
Celebrities / Re: Who Be This Mosquito? - Timaya Blasts Fan Who Tried To Correct Him by palz(m): 1:48pm On May 30, 2017
Look @ this omni knowest them, Nibs....
It serves her right....
Tell me, who has never made typing error b4?
Mtcheeeeew
Celebrities / Re: People Who Don’t Have Regular Sex Get Angry At Stupid Things- Beverly Osu by palz(m): 1:31pm On May 30, 2017
She's not far from d truth tho'
But to me, moneylessness infuriate people most grin

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Leaves Nigeria For London To See Sick President Buhari (Photos) by palz(m): 1:10pm On May 30, 2017
She's just coming out of ZE OZA room where they've ordered her to remain grin

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Romance / Re: She Abused Me When I Asked Her Out. She Is Really In Need Of My Assistance Now. by palz(m): 8:51pm On May 29, 2017
lytech1:
Try and help her...


If she had dated you back then,you might still be on street looking for Job.


Sometimes condemnation inspire one to think wide.


She is a blessing to you

Exactly my take

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Mocked Arsenal FA Cup Win And Got This Reply by palz(m): 7:52pm On May 29, 2017
Young03:
I dont know why all chelsea fans are rude and thugish

Dat guy did not sound like a chelsea fan, he replied Peter as an arsenal fan.
Politics / Re: Kings Visit Nnamdi Kanu In Umuahia (Photos) by palz(m): 10:53am On May 29, 2017
Which south south king dey local like that?
U guys should count us out pls
Celebrities / Re: US Court Forbids Burna Boy From Performing In U.S And Canada by palz(m): 4:38pm On May 28, 2017
Wats actually wroñg with this boy sef? Him feel say him don arrive finish...

Why him dey pride himself so teeey na America him go shit for church.
D same thing he did in Kenya few months ago.
Religion / Re: My Pastor Ordered Me Out Of The Church During Sunday Service by palz(m): 3:52pm On May 28, 2017
lifestyle1:
He shouldn't have ordered you out during the service .

Meeting with you after church service to advice you about your dress code would have been better.

Pastor's job is to guide the sheep.

Church of this days sef.


Yes...that is what the pastor should av done. embarrassing him like that in public is bad.
Politics / Re: Wike To Honour Rotimi Amaechi With An Award by palz(m): 7:23pm On May 24, 2017
So long as am concerned, governor Wike is more matured than Amaechi...
It's so glaring, first he refused to take an ordinary handshake from Wike now some people are
saying he will not honour it...and we think he is mature, he is jst a bitter politician who does not really understand what politics is all about. Most Nigerian politicians dnt know what it means to move on when you loose an election....dnt know perhaps it's d black man's mentality, unlike d first world countries like America, where a losing politician openly felicitate with d winner and give him or her a warm handshake...
Business / Re: Photos Of The Lady Who Returned N860k Transferred To Her Account By Mistake by palz(m): 12:39pm On May 24, 2017
Traffic in the air
Romance / Re: 18-Year-Old Australian-German Girl Is Selling Her Virginity (Photos) by palz(m): 11:44pm On May 23, 2017
Gerara here....wetin I wan take virgin do?
Abi I wan I wound for my prick?
Travel / Re: Pedestrian Bridge Collapses In Ikire, Osun State (Photo) by palz(m): 10:48pm On May 23, 2017
Wey d trailer driver sef?
Celebrities / Re: Moet Abebe Twerking On Air To Small Doctor's Latest "Penalty" (Video) by palz(m): 11:54am On May 23, 2017
bomasek:
Tamuno shocked shocked


Opu-Tamuno sad
Celebrities / Re: Bassey & Debie-Rise's 'Joy & Pain' Cover Photo Got Fan's Talking by palz(m): 11:14pm On May 22, 2017
What?

Anyways I congrasalute....
Food / Re: See The Snake My Friend Uncle Killed For Her To Eat (photos) by palz(m): 10:14pm On May 22, 2017
embarassed Chai! thank God av seen d girl's face.....even if dem dash her to me for free, I won't date her.
Cos I can't imagine how I'll kiss dat mouth she used in eating d snake....


Yack! Just spat.....

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Religion / Re: Zimbabwean Pastor "Calls God On Phone, Speaks With Him In Church". Photos/Video by palz(m): 5:07pm On May 22, 2017
undecided Him drink indian hemp?
Politics / Re: Politicians Hire Marabouts, Pastors To Pray For Buhari’s Death: Lauretta Onochie by palz(m): 2:08pm On May 22, 2017
Am not praying for Buhari's death but honestly am surprised on how some people will extremely hype this government like everything is going smoothly with Nigerians....don't know what they gain out of this. This woman is talking about pdp loots he recovered, where are all the monies...av they been able to provide the basic amenities for the Nigerian populace?

People were not suffering like this in the days of pdp even when they were looting money.
Price of food was not as this high....
People were always smiling because there was free flow of the naira currency.

But today Buhari is recovering stolen monies but nothing seems to working and one idiot is here telling me non sense because he or she is benefiting from the present government.

Mitcheeeeew! Rubbish
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Alligator I Killed Today by palz(m): 8:48pm On May 21, 2017
That animal is called iguana....it's the african type

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is Using Jonathan’s Ideas To Fight Corruption – APC Rep, Olasupo by palz(m): 2:09pm On May 20, 2017
odogwubiafra:
Nigerians are suffering worst case of hunger and hardship over decades of independence under this Buhari led FG because of very wrong implementation approaches and processes. General management capability is not universal according to chandler, rather it depends on the environmental situations.
Instead of institutionalizing fight against corruption, Buhari personalized it.

Not until we have people as vibrant, sound and young as Micron, Nigeria and Africa will remain in darkness to the benefit of the developed countries like USA and UK.



They won't understand....
Anyways, well said

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Politics / Re: Scattered Body Parts Of Suicide Bombers After Attack In Borno (Graphic Photos) by palz(m): 8:26pm On May 13, 2017
Tolexander:
I guess they must now be regretting in hell for being so gullible to have believed the only surest place to fucck virgins is in heaven.


Ok, if the guys were promised that they'll go to heaven and f**k 12 virgins....what did they promise the female suicide bombers? Give blowjobs I presume.

They are all idiots from the pit of hell

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Chelsea Fan Who Was Caught Stealing Armored Cable Yesterday by palz(m): 8:05pm On May 13, 2017
Everyone that wears chelsea shirt is not a chelsea supporter meeehn....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Rare Pics From Chelsea Dressing Room After Beating West Brom To Clinch EPL Title by palz(m): 7:45pm On May 13, 2017
clems88:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew angry



Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Beeeeeeeeeeeeelle
Crime / Re: Taxi Driver Beats Female Passenger Mercilessly In Lagos(pics) by palz(m): 8:05pm On May 12, 2017
maxiuc:
I don't support this

No matter what don't ever raise your hand on a woman

My babe is really confused right because I don't give a dame of what ever she does

Will beating your sister girlfriend and wife solve the issue



Mr man sorry to say dis...but I think nobody knows d true story and no one is telling d true story either....tho u av given ur opinion but let me ask u, if uer in that man's shoes where d girl in question is not ur girlfriend, sister or wife like u placed it, and she per adventure gives u d first slap when u guys are arguing, tell me...will u package ur testis and walk away in shame? Say d truth with ur church mind, will u just let her go because she's a woman? See my mother is a woman, my sister and my wife to be are all women but I'll never encourage any of them to go out there and disrepect a man to d point of raising her hand first on a man. Am saying this because most times women are our problems...today in our society I knw hw some young girls of nowadays over do and pass the boundiary. I bliv that man is not mad to start beating her up like that, maybe they were arguing and she eventually crossed d boundary. remember! There is no smoke without fire

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