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erusen:
people like you are the reason why I support abortion,you were conceived at the high way because that where most accidents occur,imagine a fool like you that make even fools marvel at yor extreme foolishness and stale asslicking,i doubt if your mouth is connected to your brain quote me again make thunder fire you.

It just too bad this lines were copied it Would have been a 2nd defeat for your opponent the Lord of banter himself.

Chelseafan1:
I go church today, I still pray on top dt money, make God just touch Ibime heart, make e wire us d money, best news this year

Work hard and forget about that money bro. Lord Ibime ain't dropping no quid . Una wan turn egbon to maga ]

Nihilist:
Musonda can go back to Congo.

lol zero joy you have. Chill for youth, have you not.

Tochex101:
I think I'm missing something, zappacosta I know, the other......

Drinkwater.

Zappacosta and Drinkwater. The latter name makes me laugh any time i hear the commentator pronounce his name.

Through with exams. Who we go come sign

noscarn91:
you are binding and casting demons with big bible and olive oil, yet you are still fornicating , you even have the audacity to tell us you live with a woman that is not your wife, smh.God help you.

Abeg help me ask am o. person wey no know wetin dey do am, I find it hard to believe this story.

I didn't know police do banter.

raumdeuter:
Krychowiak don find his level at West Brom. best DM according to airmark

lol

diggz:
The steeewpid board will always find a way to sabotage the efforts of a coach at the back of a successful season,mou,di Matteo , Ancelloti,mou and now Conte.......fvcktards will be using every method to frustrate the manager when it comes to transfers.....

Arsseholes

I hope Hazard recovers soon and we have no injury or fitness issues. We might just weather the storm till January.

West brom signs krychiowak. This would be a perfect situation to assign a Perfect L to Airmark in case he flops in EPL after all epl is the standard for testing DMs. cc Raumdeuter, Vivalabyke.

diggz:
Omo..good for them. He should go continue with his trophyless career there.

Liverpool and their English midfield. I think it Would be January before we can complete signings.

Liverpool agree 40m Ox deal.

Nihilist:
That's why we said you should scan the archives.

Griffon you need to fire this man for dereliction of duty.

Scan the archives and locate the owner of that contemptuous mail, post haste...

lol egbon diggz don misyarn that mail is for our resident Jury Ibi.me. long may he live!

VargasVee:
R-L

Ox Chambo, Gibbs, Wilshere, Ramsey, Jenkinson

I recognised Ox and Ramsey straight off. others no.

Emaprince:
You cant recognise those guys?

Jenkinson, ramsey, wilshere, Gibbs and oxlade.

I recognised Ox and Ramsay. That was 2011 bro the only person i feel bad i didnt recognise is Gibbs. Jenkinson and Wilshere all the best t them.

raumdeuter:
Remember the dayswhen Arsenal signed the future of English football

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/19/article-2250578-16954B0B000005DC-586_964x502.jpg

lol Baba for the boys. I can't recognise some guys sha.

[quote author=Xlpacks post=59911216][/quote]Van.quay or raum.deuter are U.S based i believe.

Lol assnal fans should just go into hibernation cos what I am seeing is a tenth place finish and europa round of 16 elimination. Anyway Dj play me Humble by kendrick lamar.

caius:
Just imagine you have triple caped aguero and Pep. G decided to bench him for G.Jesus......

bad but not as worse as triple captaining Lukaku. I thank the spirits that made me think again.

Nihilist:
They were in complete control of the game start to finish, and only conceded a magnificent golazo from near-impossible angle. A draw would have flattered Bournemouth in my opinion.

At all bro there were periods that Bournemouth kept winning the ball and kept putting pressure on city backline, almost all the city defence cupped a yellow. They deserved a Draw for me.

Nihilist:
To be fair, City deserved the win...

How?

snowstormm:
I swear I have never see a troll like this in my life...he is already celebrating a goal from a man who has 6 league goals last season ....I won't even qoute him

lol you would meet a lot of peeps like him at viewing centers.

Quite a dodgy group we are but then as long as our players are in form and no injuries occur we should at least qualify. like Timbros wrote it is important to win all our home games and the away game against QARABAG and also do so with high volume of goals and try to get points in Italy and Spain. #ktbffh

Fun - Carry on
Adele - Skyfall
Michael Jackson - heal the world, The lost children
West life- Queen of my heart, seasons in the sun.

I was quite surprised when i saw this thread because i knew this type of thread on Nairaland have ceased to exist or rarely happen, needless to say I was justified.

Explorers:
Is it not shocking?


I never said amazing you know.

emperorlee

Sure it is Shocking but it never occured to me that it would be a Gay couple.

Eden Hazard will be on the bench for Chelsea as they open their Champions League campaign against Qarabag on Tuesday.
Antonio Conte's side are returning to the competition after a one-year absence and begin group stage at home to the Azeri Eden Hazard will be on the bench for Chelsea as they open their Champions League campaign against Qarabag on Tuesday.
Antonio Conte's side are returning to the competition after a one-year absence and begin the group stage at home to the Azeri champions, who are making their tournament debut.
Hazard underwent ankle surgery during the summer and made his first club appearance of the season as a substitute in the 2-1 win at Leicester , having featured from the bench in both of Belgium's recent World Cup qualifying matche
Conte plans to manage his return to fitness with Sunday's visit of Arsenal - live on Sky Sports Premier League - on the horizon, followed by a midweek Carabao Cup tie against Nottingham Forest.
It's part of a busy run of fixtures that sees Chelsea play seven games in September and Conte admits rotation will be required to keep his team fresh.
"Eden Hazard is in the group and he's working very well to find the best physical condition, but I think he needs a bit of time to continue to improve and to avoid taking a stupid risk," Conte said.
"You are never relaxed in England, because you have to play a tough league and also FA Cup and also Carabao Cup.
"Now we are starting to play the Champions League. To play 60, 65 games it's normal, but it's not easy. In my past sometimes before a Champions League game you rested. In England it's not easy to do this.
"When you make the decision (on selection) there is always the risk. The risk could be to play with the same players as against Leicester and then after the game, 'Why didn't you change the team that was tired?'
"You know very well if you win you've made the best decision, if you lose you've made the worst decision. I must be realistic, I must be calm, to make the best decision for these seven games.
"It's normal when you have to play seven games in 21 days to rotate my players. I'm very calm about this because I trust my players."

Team news
Danny Drinkwater will miss Chelsea's Champions League return with a calf problem.
The midfielder picked up the injury in training on Sunday, but Chelsea head coach Antonio Conte otherwise has a fully fit squad to choose from and hinted he will rotate his players.
Defender and club captain Gary Cahill is back in contention after a three-game domestic ban.

Opta stats
This is the first ever competitive encounter between Chelsea and Qarabag. In fact, the only previous meeting between English and Azerbaijani sides saw Tottenham face Qarabag in the 2015/16 Europa League group stages; the North London team won both games (3-1 at home, 1-0 in Baku).
This is Chelsea's 15th Champions League participation, the third most for an English club after Manchester Utd (21) and Arsenal (19). They are also the last English club to win the competition (2012).
Chelsea have reached the knockout stages of the Champions League 13 times in their previous 14 appearances.
Chelsea have lost only one of their last 13 Champions League group games (W9 D3), away against Porto in September 2015 (1-2). The Blues have also scored in each of their last 24 group games at Stamford Bridge.
Qarabag are the only team, alongside RB Leipzig, to make their Champions League debut this season. They are also the first team from Azerbaijan to reach the group stages of the competition.
Qarabag went through three rounds of qualifying to reach the group stages, knocking out Samtredia, Sheriff Tiraspol and Copenhagen.
No Azerbaijani side has ever reached the knockout stages in Europe. In fact, Qarabag have won only four of their 18 games in the group stages of a European competition (D5 L9).
Last season saw Qarabag win the Azerbaijani league for the fourth consecutive time, a record.
Eden Hazard has scored only one goal in his last 12 Champions League games, it was from the penalty spot.
This is Antonio Conte's third Champions League campaign as manager. His best performance was in 2012/13 when he reached the quarter-finals with Juventus.
Qarabag striker Dino Ndlovu scored four goals in six games in this season's Champions League qualifiers.
It's also Gurban Gurbanov's first Champions League campaign as manager. , who are making their tournament debut.
Hazard underwent ankle surgery during the summer and made his first club appearance of the season as a substitute in the 2-1 win at Leicester , having featured from the bench in both of Belgium's recent World Cup qualifying matches.
Conte plans to manage his return to fitness with Sunday's visit of Arsenal - live on Sky Sports Premier League - on the horizon, followed by a midweek Carabao Cup tie against Nottingham Forest.
It's part of a busy run of fixtures that sees Chelsea play seven games in September and Conte admits rotation will be required to keep his team fresh.
"Eden Hazard is in the group and he's working very well to find the best physical condition, but I think he needs a bit of time to continue to improve and to avoid taking a stupid risk," Conte said.
"You are never relaxed in England, because you have to play a tough league and also FA Cup and also Carabao Cup.
"Now we are starting to play the Champions League. To play 60, 65 games it's normal, but it's not easy. In my past sometimes before a Champions League game you rested. In England it's not easy to do this.
"When you make the decision (on selection) there is always the risk. The risk could be to play with the same players as against Leicester and then after the game, 'Why didn't you change the team that was tired?'
"You know very well if you win you've made the best decision, if you lose you've made the worst decision. I must be realistic, I must be calm, to make the best decision for these seven games.
"It's normal when you have to play seven games in 21 days to rotate my players. I'm very calm about this because I trust my players."

Team news
Danny Drinkwater will miss Chelsea's Champions League return with a calf problem.
The midfielder picked up the injury in training on Sunday, but Chelsea head coach Antonio Conte otherwise has a fully fit squad to choose from and hinted he will rotate his players.
Defender and club captain Gary Cahill is back in contention after a three-game domestic ban.

Opta stats
This is the first ever competitive encounter between Chelsea and Qarabag. In fact, the only previous meeting between English and Azerbaijani sides saw Tottenham face Qarabag in the 2015/16 Europa League group stages; the North London team won both games (3-1 at home, 1-0 in Baku).
This is Chelsea's 15th Champions League participation, the third most for an English club after Manchester Utd (21) and Arsenal (19). They are also the last English club to win the competition (2012).
Chelsea have reached the knockout stages of the Champions League 13 times in their previous 14 appearances.
Chelsea have lost only one of their last 13 Champions League group games (W9 D3), away against Porto in September 2015 (1-2). The Blues have also scored in each of their last 24 group games at Stamford Bridge.
Qarabag are the only team, alongside RB Leipzig, to make their Champions League debut this season. They are also the first team from Azerbaijan to reach the group stages of the competition.
Qarabag went through three rounds of qualifying to reach the group stages, knocking out Samtredia, Sheriff Tiraspol and Copenhagen.
No Azerbaijani side has ever reached the knockout stages in Europe. In fact, Qarabag have won only four of their 18 games in the group stages of a European competition (D5 L9).
Last season saw Qarabag win the Azerbaijani league for the fourth consecutive time, a record.
Eden Hazard has scored only one goal in his last 12 Champions League games, it was from the penalty spot.
This is Antonio Conte's third Champions League campaign as manager. His best performance was in 2012/13 when he reached the quarter-finals with Juventus.
Qarabag striker Dino Ndlovu scored four goals in six games in this season's Champions League qualifiers.
It's also Gurban Gurbanov's first Champions League campaign as manager.

http://www.skysports.com/football/chelsea-vs-qarabag/preview/384247

Explorers! What the hell? I was expecting to see the pic of a guy and a lady whether pretty or comely.
*exits thread*

Lol Awon Eyan Rimmer ass-licker. Chelseafan1 Omo iya won this memorable duel with a well timed and well placed right hook. May the spoils of war go to the Victor.

TEAM NEWS
Eden Hazard has fully recovered from a fractured ankle and could make his first Chelsea start of the season.
Captain Gary Cahill might return to the side after impressing in midweek, but midfielder Danny Drinkwater is out with a calf injury until next month.
Arsenal forward Theo Walcott is likely to miss out after sustaining a calf problem in the Europa League.
Midfielder Francis Coquelin is missing with a hamstring strain, while Santi Cazorla is still sidelined.

MOTD COMMENTATOR'S NOTES
Steve Wilson: "Arsenal took only nine points from their 10 games against the other top six sides last season. To put that into context, Chelsea took 16 and Liverpool 20 - the Merseysiders were the most successful team in that mini-league.
"In short, Arsenal must do better against their rivals - certainly much better than at Anfield three weeks ago.
"Chelsea have hit their stride after the shock defeat to Burnley and look to be London's most likely title challengers.
"It has been six years since Arsenal avoided defeat at the Bridge - with the Gunners conceding 15 goals and scoring only two along the way. Chelsea will be strong favourites to win again, and take some revenge for their double-denying FA Cup final defeat in May.

Chelsea head coach Antonio Conte: "I think that Arsenal is one of the six top teams in England and I think that they have a really good squad and want to fight for something important.
"For this reason, I think it is a massive game for us. When you play against Arsenal it is the same as when you play against [Manchester] City, Liverpool, [Manchester] United or Tottenham.
"Arsenal are a big rival. I don't understand why they can't fight for the title."

MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head
Chelsea have won eight of the last 11 Premier League meetings (D2, L1).
The Blues have earned five successive top-flight home victories against Arsenal, with an aggregate score of 15-2.
A sixth consecutive away league defeat against Chelsea would represent Arsenal's worst run against a club since losing seven in a row to Liverpool between 1981 and 1988.
Arsenal have kept only one Premier League clean sheet in their last 18 games at Stamford Bridge.
Chelsea
Chelsea have scored in their last 23 Premier League games at Stamford Bridge.
They are also unbeaten in 26 top-flight home matches played on a Sunday (W19, D7).
Alvaro Morata's three Premier League goals and two assists this season have all come via his head.
Eden Hazard has scored in three of his last four home Premier League games against Arsenal.

Arsenal could lose their first three away games of a league season for the first time since 1954.
The Gunners could also go three top-flight away matches without a goal for the first time since 1994-95.
Danny Welbeck has three goals in four Premier League appearances this season, after netting just two in 16 games last term.
This is Arsene Wenger's 59th match against Chelsea, the club he has faced the most during his time in England.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41216718

We have lot of funny personalities on this thread.

Well I can't say I didn't see this happening. Make i dey observe sha.