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Eyah thank God for her life.

Nihilist:
Shet!

How do you know about that?

You posted it on this thread yourself bro. Forgotten the match they were about to play.

Niggas pls. No bloody arguments about which is better Btw epl and La Liga. It making my heart bleed

Nihilist:
Me i I kuku hate Klopp anyway

I'm so pleased at that goal

You still haven't forgiven that snub at the train station.

Nihilist:
Me i I kuku hate Klopp anyway

I'm so pleased at that goal

You still haven't forgiven that snub at the train station.

Elnino4ladies:
I've been following this thread since 2012.....y'all should welcome a new member..proud chelsea fan.

welcome bro. Male or Female pls.

raumdeuter:
Actually its a ritual in Awo Hall to watch Porn every Friday night. My first Friday in Ife I reported there and the rule is after watching stand up and "No pocketing" you cannot put hand in your pocket to to hide your b0ner.

One day while watching mojo jejely, Some Moslem brothers came and said the moans were too loud and disturbing their prayers or maybe guys with fresh mojo agroo were cat calling Moslem sisters. Na so fight start between Awo boyz and Moslems

The Moslem brothers said they should outlaw Watching p00rn in school and the Dean of Student affairs said Its an agelong tradition to watch mojo. Both parties didnt bulge and the school was closed

And ladies and gents this is the reason why awo cafe has no window glass. I think that was under Makanjuola.

eitsei:
in fact I'm thinking of how I'm going to face my guys tomorrow after all the mouth wey I don make sey na liverpool go win

How you go dey make mouth on Top Liverpool. They are more unstable than wind thereby making you to walk alone.

coded01:
Usbcable what do think about Buffon?

Justice for what If I may ask, Old man Buffon had better spend more time with his family rather than yarning bollocks

Liverpool abeg win o so that i would be able to break some people mouth. Bloody Spaniards

Chestar5:
what?, i was 7 yrs den

Wao it means we are age mates then. Adelana1 you sef na old man, i dey always believe say na the same age category we dey.

Spy360:
This one wey Chelshit no go dey Europe, so Mondays to Fridays na about Ife and ashewo joints. Lord have mercy. UEFA should create a Losers League (ULL) to keep Chelshit guys from evil. Amen.

Spy you don smoke weed abi. No wonder you dey yarn dust. You wey dey go, you and i sabi your bus stop

Nihilist:
Wow just wow
You collected callup in 2004 ..and that would have been after spending 10 years at uni due to carry over and strike...

In real life we no suppose fit even look your face Egbon. I entered uni that very year.

lol carryover part got me. But you know Nihilist there is someone i know that is in my room that entered a year before you did and he is just graduating this year. So no lele If uncle dayo spend 12yrs for school

raumdeuter:
Some of my friends lived in town around Iremo, lacuisine and Kosalabaro before it was burnt down others in Asherifa and Ede road

Our time na only Diganga and Mayfair hotel remain after the Ife-Modakeke crisis na there we dey go watch CL matches

When Chelseafan1 comes to ife to collect his transcript abeg you fit help me do orientation for him and introduce him to all those spots.

He missed a vital part of his orientation

Haba deeper life no dey during your time ni. All those preaching suppose don dilute ur passion for all this things.

Elxandre:
You probably do cheats with the sim

Music plus cheat etc.

It always happens to my brother too.

The sim doesn't allow me to do cheats especially those psiphon apps. It will just be on connecting forever. Wait i think i did this free 100mb code.
So that means i was being charged for that. God after all emptyhen has stolen through their ringtone service.
Was that why the customer care agent told me the app he was supposed to use to help me wasn't coming up and i should call back after a while

Chelseafan1:
I don't attend parties, u will find me in TV room watching Chelsea matches, cooking in my room, playing FM on my bedspace or in church at religious ground.

The only time I attended a party was when I took my babe and her friends to coperative building for their freshers' party when some foolishh boys wan dey help me rock my babe for dance floor.

lol konji dey always hold niggas now for party. Wait did i just saw fresher's party Jesu, so you are part of those Awo boys that go to Mozambique to catch them young and do aro + dancing. God dey observe you o

Tottenham Hotspur broke a Premier
League when they managed to
collect nine (9!) yellow cards -- and,
almost as impressively, zero (0!) red
cards -- in the clash that completely
broke their season at Stamford
Bridge a couple weeks ago. For
their efforts, after admitting the
charge of failing to control their
players (Rule E20), they were levied
a new record fine of £225,000.
Just like their title challenge, this
record lasted barely a minute, if
that.
Chelsea may not have broken yellow
card records, but thanks to being
serial "offenders" of this rule E20
over the past 18 months, the Blues
were fined a massive £375,000.
The previous record, before these
rulings was Arsenal's £175,000 fine
for the "Battle of Old Trafford" .


Chelsea and Tottenham
Hotspur have been fined
£375,000 and £225,000
respectively after both
clubs admitted three
breaches of FA Rule E20
for failing to control
their players and/or
officials.
It follows incidents
which occurred in the
45th and 87th minutes
and also at the end of
their fixture at
Stamford Bridge on
Monday 2 May 2016.
Prior to this fixture,
Chelsea had breached
FA Rule E20 on four
separate occasions and
Tottenham Hotspur
twice since November
2014.
-source: The FA


Meanwhile, center of attention
Mark Clattenburg has avoided any
fines, but did get put on community
service, so he will now have to
referee not just the FA Cup final but

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2016/5/16/11686136/chelsea-spurs-tunnel-meless-failure-control-players-record-fines
the Champions League final as well.

makydebbie:
my face?...what memories

reminded me of someone i knew as a boy

Lol this got me laughing. But it really hurts to be swindled by those network operators. Loaded #300 around eleven last week Wed as part of the credit i would use to sub for the #500 for 750mb and slept off with the mind that i would get the remaining #200 to buy the airtime from my mum. Woke up the next morning to discover only #35 remained. Quickly checked through my phone to see what could have caused that and couldn't Find a single thing my data connection wasn't on and no call was made or msgs sent. Called their customer care and they were yarning bollocks suffice to say they spoilt my day.

Why are niggas hating, is it their money?

stardragon:
so u lives in jupiter?



no wonder u'ar darker than charcoal!
sun wel day there no be here o

She is ghananian no doubt. Her face evoked some childhood memories

Nice family pic. This would be the first time i would complement cossy

Another educating thread by Explorers. Keep it up bro

raumdeuter:
What was your GPA?

How did you pass those BLD courses bending moment ? Were you copying someones book?

No be Music una dey listen to for Archi studio and draw houses

And party on Friday nights

Ibime:
I no trust Nigerian CGPA again. If you have money to buy "American shoe", then you have money to bribe lecturer.

Not Oau lecturers bro

Ibime:
Rashford, Townsend, Delph and Henderson

Why is everyone over looking glass leg Wheel chair

Spy360:
Which 4 players do you think Hodgson should drop?

For me though difficult but its got to be Delph, Townsend, Sterling and Rashford (sorry, since Rooney is undropable)

hypocrisy Wilshere should be dropped for Rashford. What exactly has he done this season. He didn't kick a ball for almost a Season If not because England doesn't really have lots of inform experienced holding mild fielders i would have called for roy's head

Last time assnal finished second.

Spy360:
On a day Mr Kroenke visits the Emirates, Arsenal play beautifully to finish second in the league with fans cheering, also Giroud scores a hatrick...
...and Kroenke will be like...
'what's all that about #WengerOut and signing a new striker?'

I feel your pain bro

As John Terry paraded around the Stamford
Bridge pitch after Sunday’s draw against
Leicester City, fans chanted that they wanted
him to stay. Terry himself, taking the microphone
for an emotional address, agreed that ,"I want to
stay, the club knows that, the fans know that."
And the club, at last, it seems, want him to stay,
but on less money and in a different role. What
that means exactly, or what the contract offered
last Friday entails, is not clear. But keeping Terry
on in any capacity seems a very strange idea.
Terry, at 35, remains a very fine defender,
although it’s intriguing that his WhoSored.com
rating of 6.55 this season is around half a point
down on his average over the past five seasons.
But he showed towards the end of Jose
Mourinho’s reign that he is still not somebody to
take being rested kindly. He still seems to
believe he should be leading from the front and
that means being on the pitch. Last season,
when he achieved the remarkable feat of playing
every minute of every Premier League game,
also ended with him with a microphone on the
pitch, taking pops at Rafa Benitez for having, two
years earlier, suggested he couldn’t play two
games in a week.
As age saps further at his powers, Terry will be
rested increasingly frequently. There is no
evidence he will acquiesce and that makes him a
problem. The last thing a new manager needs is
a grumpy senior player undermining morale, even
if it is only by looking disgruntled on the bench.
At some point time catches up even with club
legends – Steven Gerrard and Francesco Totti, in
their own ways, had, or are having, fraught
finales to their club careers – and it would have
been entirely reasonable had Antonio Conte
asked somebody else to wield the knife so the
situation was resolved by the time he arrived.
But beyond his age, there is another reason why
Terry may not find an obvious role under Conte.
Conte is often described as a coach who
naturally favours a back three, and it is true that
he has used that shape to great success with
Juventus and Italy. But with Bari, Atalanta and
Siena he preferred a back four, Rather, he is a
coach who plays a pressing game and, finding
Leonardo Bonnucci, Andrea Barzagli and Giorgio
Chiellini at Juve, decided to field all of them. At
Chelsea he may play a back three or a back four,
but he will definitely press.
Terry, for all his many qualities, is not quick. Ask
him to push up the pitch and he is extremely
vulnerable to the ball in behind him. He does not
turn quickly. In Chelsea’s swirl of recent
managers, only one has really tried to impose a
pressing game: Andre Villas-Boas in 2011-12. If
there is a defining image of his reign, it is Terry
sprawling hopelessly in the 5-3 home defeat to
Arsenal. Although he rallied under Benitez,
despite his frustrations, that spell under Villas-
Boas was by some margin the worst the mature
Terry has had under any manager at Stamford
Bridge.
That season, regularly caught out of position,
desperately trying to recover, Terry committed
roughly twice as many fouls per game as he
usually does. He picked up eight yellow cards,
more than he has in the four seasons since
combined. Of the eight he collected that season,
seven came before Villas-Boas was sacked on
March 4.
If Terry was too slow to play a high line under
four years ago, he will be too slow now. Play
Terry high up the pitch and he will be undone by
balls in behind him. That means his role next
season would be limited even if it weren’t for his
age. It may be that the new contract offer is
part of an elaborate game to make it seem as
though it is Terry’s decision to leave but if he
does end up staying, it’s hard to see the
outcome being anything other than frustration
and acrimony.

https://www.whoscored.com/News/xqmtzme1nuydrurlbm776a/Show/Conte-Arrival-Should-Urge-Chelsea-to-Learn-from-AVB-Era-with-Terry#.VzmSrgl3b24.twitter

Provisional 26-man England squad for Euro 2016

Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Joe
Hart (Manchester City), Tom Heaton (Burnley)
Defenders: Ryan Bertrand (Southampton), Gary
Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Liverpool),
Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur), Chris
Smalling (Manchester United), John Stones
(Everton), Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur)


Midfielders: Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur), Ross
Barkley (Everton), Fabian Delph (Manchester
City), Eric Dier (Tottenham Hotspur), Danny
Drinkwater (Leicester City), Jordan Henderson
(Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James
Milner (Liverpool), Raheem Sterling (Manchester
City), Andros Townsend (Newcastle United),
Jack Wilshere (Arsenal)


Forwards: Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur),
Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Wayne
Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Sturridge
(Liverpool), Jamie Vardy (Leicester City)


Courtesy: Soccernet.com

I am weary of mtn at the moment to even applaud

I hereby declare my support for the Royal madrid. May they win it against the lesser ordinary madrid