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Those dental procedure dey pain die.

Is that suppose to be an achievement or what?

newflame01:
forget it

Why?

So the customer wey go do hair too go sit down for floor abi. This one never ready to do biz mtcheeeeew

The thing wey South Africa start dem no go fit finish am.

Men are clowns shikina!!!

Why don't you go into farming, you had be better off.

Only in Nigeria you find young men and women who are willing to work, yet they find no job. This country is a big joke honestly.

My country men don suffer

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Story story.... story. Every day one reason after another why job invite is not sent. Nigeria is a dead country, using ignorance to exploit others. In UAE smx u don't even need a cv, just go for a walk- in interview, impress ur interviewer and the job is yours.

Is it five naira or five thousand?

This is so funny. Didn't know that the Zambia's could be this funny

An experienced driver residing on the mainland iyana ipaja, Ayobo, Egbeda, Ikotun axis is urgently needed. Hardworking with a valid drivers licence. Knowledge of mainland routes is needed.

Abd where is the number 5 dumb head

peacemara54:
We send consignment through young shall grow at ijora, we are not situated there. We send from adamawa. You need a gossy?

Yes please

peacemara54:
1500 sir

What's the office address at ijora

Do do you intend doing there by d way?

peacemara54:
Gossy bottles for those asking

How much is the gossy bottle

What do you need them for

This op is a clown

Buh the write up reads 'he' we felt he was a bad fit.

But water no dey de breast na, wetin d puppy dey suck sef

South Africans are callous

They don dey follow this one from her village. Why not go back to your village where you are known and find a job atleast start from there. Must you come to Lagos mtcheeeeew she never talk wetin she dey find

How much! for that eva container

What is wrong with South Africans

I see nothing special about this rubbish he is wearing

Who broke their arms? Wicked Libyans

If she can drive a car why not. What's in a tricycle. She can even drive a boat

What is the meaning of all these

Did he use their pics when they were young or what? Only queen Elizabeth came close, but she looks young.

optional1:
Is he a nairalander? If yes what is his moniker? cos lalasticlala need to know before this will be push to frontpage like dat of a snake thread...





Cc. Anuoluwapo23

Ehen, is that the secret? what is moniker sef