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Today is my Parish Saint Day and i pray through St. Patrick intercession for you my friend. Happy Saint Patrick day

Carlo, i prayed for all Nairalanders Catholic this morning, may God grant you your intentions through Christ our Lord.

Good morning all

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

viee:
jus saw this story:

Kidnapped Iraqi archbishop dead

Archbishop Rahho's body was found buried near Mosul
An archbishop seized by gunmen last month in Iraq has been found dead.
The body of Paulos Faraj Rahho, the Chaldean Catholic archbishop of Mosul, was found in a shallow grave close to the city.

Pope Benedict XVI said he was profoundly moved and saddened, calling the archbishop's death an act of inhuman violence

see the full story here http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7294078.stm

may God grant him enternal rest Amen
May he and all those who have lost their lives in the Iraqi crisis rest in the bossom of the Lord. . . .Amen

This is so so sad
May his soul rest in perfect peace.

Welcome back to my life, sweet sweet Charlie    

on a serious note, i wish i can attend morning mass like you guys. i dont like the Sat & Sun tonic, i need more of Christ everyday.

Viee, na me go choose wedding date o, no be Carlos and i dont want you to be my Chief Bridesmaid

viee:
leave for where
work jus dey start for us ooooo
me sef tire
ROFLMAO

i guess we are in the same shoes. it's crazy when you dont know when you will leave the office because the rich guy(Abramovich) is around.

Hello everybody
runaway husby _Carlosein ow u dey?

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

@sysuser, i must say that you took the wise decision by leaving the thread peacefully just like u met it.

@sysuser
can we get a shorter version

ebos:
Oby, how u dey and Parmperme too? Hope say una dey observe the Lenten period? Me, honestly na to run here and here and na only ash Wednesday wey I be attend, but the stations of the cross – hum! I still dey read the thread.

my broda, i missed a day or two but av been faithful so far. Unfortunately, i have not been attending stations of the cross as i should sha!
welcome back.

Do i have to mess up things between us everytime

it's painful when your love is turned down.

Oby1:
Pamperme joke apart now, please reveal your gender, is by force now

i will soon

chenypat:
Glory 2 jesus,honor 2 Mary!Well,i attend st Micheals n my parish is alrite.Use 2 b a member of d legion of Mary bt nt anymore.Am a chorister because that is what i knw how 2 do best SING.Av got a beautiful voice what can i do bt use it to praise d Almighty God.Hw bout u guys?

Welcome on board

Carlosein, upon all the love i showed, u deny me in front of people

No boss less work _{God bless my boss for going on rotation}

Carlosein:
hello viee, how u dey?

how'z work now.

na one kind herma**** voice like that naim i hear

for your mouth ehn?

ebos:
@Carlosein,

Ok, I go say na me deal with forex but trying to change my money at Alade Market at Allen Avenue, Ikeja with a friend who took me though we wanted Bureau de Change at Airport Hotel but it was late so we decided to meet Abokie. The wicked Abokie them dealt with me mercilessly no small. Honestly, I be dey hear say you fit change money and it disappear but I never believed it but it happened to me. The money wey I change, all disappeared. I used to change in Port Harcourt. That’s hard to believe!

eya sorry o

Carlosein:
pam, i dey fine jare.

but how u want make i employ person wey i no know weda na man or woman or any oda info for that marra .

carlos, i called u naw!!!!

Carlosein:
hi pam, hope u are getting steeped in work already

have a glorious week

Carlosweet, i no get choice o or else dem go fire me and as you neva tell me weda u wan me make i com work for u or not, i berra face my work
Ow u dey?

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

what's all this rubbish naw

thanks Fr. Greg and thanks Saint Viee for posting this.

Oby1:
I was able to attend yesterdays laity talk, it was more than interesting.  I think i shld share it;

Topic:  LIVING THE FAITH IN WITNESSING FOR CHRIST

FAITH
We should put our faith into action so that people will be attracted to your own faith. "Let your light so shine so that people will see and glorify your father that is in Heaven"

WITNESSING
The faith we receive must not die in our heart somebody else must receive because it was somebody that passed it to us freely so we must pass it to other people.
Acts 1: 8 ("But when the Holy Spirit comes upon you, you will be filled with power, and you will be witnesses for me in Jerusalem"

We should be the Bible that people read through the ways of our life.  People take 10% of your words, but 90% of your action.

We should be an open christain and not a secret christain that hides his or her identity.

Today's topic which is the last day of the laity talk is:  A DAY OF RECONCILIATION

thanks Oby, but u need to return whatever it is that you took from May

May kelly:
Go To Religion Oby - you see me,

eeh viee - you like Oby as , ? yes or no

i no understand o, Oby abeg, com translate the thing wey your sis dey talk to english o or pidgin english

viee:




Oby u follow me see this so?

Oby1:
I see am o, na him make i

una never see anything o

Carlosein:
i forgot to greet pamperme,

Glory to Jesus, Honour to Mary (na for you alone o!)

^{now make i see wetin them go talk}

thank you Charliesweet    

May kelly:
Oby1 abegi go talk for another topic, abi de tie your mouth for this topic

Bia, wetin Oby do u naw? na wah o

Oby1:
You go sey u never see me 4 other topic, i dey dir invisible and visible not only Religion thread, just dey go round d whole thread ask if oby1 come around

lol  

All
Glory to Jesus
Honour to Mary  

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

Tis really bullshit

crazy crazy place to work, no pay rise, no promotion nothing nothing nothing and still working late,
i am going crazy right about now
i need to go home home home home home that's the only thing on my mind right now. HOME HOME HOME HOME

viee:
Carlos sweet and Pamperme dey yarn two aside d oda day, them never tell us d full gist, but love wantiti for Iraq

not in Iraq o, _{the name alone dey fear me}

Oby1:
Carlosein hope pamperme never coach you o (signing in when others don dey bed dey sleep! )

true to my name, i signed in at 7.20p.m but no be me teach carlosweet o

viee:


Carlosweet, Carlopam, PamCarl. . . . danm i always hv problem with speln?
Oby want to help?

na when you wan do amebo, u no dey sabi spell again or are you jealous

Oby1:
make i see, d speln at times dey get as e bi, but viee wait o i suspect somthing here

Who b PAM no crucify me o (na just suspicion o)

i be me naw

Biafran:
Hi people,

Good to know we are all living the faith,

All my people in the house, i hail oh!

Live from Ikoyi,

Glory to Jesus, honour to Mary,

welcome on board

@ Lindiwe

God bless you sis

where Ebos dey naw?

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

haba Carlosein

i called you one night, and u told me you were on your way home. i told you i wil cal back in an hour if i was still awake. Carlosein, are you that old not to remember things again

Sup Lindiwe, u are welcome back.

Hi everybody

Carlosein, i have fulfilled my promise o

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

Oby1:
This song na wao, i no kon know whether to dance to the right or to the left because i no know d tone

haba oby, u suppose know the song naw, na Alariwo sing am o, but na
I don come ooo
i don come ooo eya
so i changed the lyrics

Oby1:
which people b d people wey carry your tongue, u mean _{viee de saint, carlosweet or lawyer de lawpil} e bi like sey them stir u up 2 talk. I just dey as if i no dey, but i dey kampe even full ground

no be dem o, i just discovered the Sanguine part of me

dem don come o o eya
dem don come o eya _singing

Oby1:
pamperme i know no sey u sabi talk o

the people wey carry my tongue go don bring am back o jare, sup sis ow u dey naw?

Carlosein:
viee i dey suspect say she be herma****

oby how far now? hope u dey kampe. una do river plenty plenty.

pamperme that ya phone na old nitel land line wey them don cut d wire?.

wetin, everytime my phone rings wit an unknown no. i dey think say na u. this one na 419 u de play hia o!

Carlosweet, why u kon bring our private matter come outside like this. sorry dat av not called, i will, i promise but why u dey suspect say i be herma, _{u no do well at all}

viee:
may be pamperme has relocated to the village permanently

Viee, na for ur mouth make dem hia say teacher mama don die.

Oby1:
Suggested Activity

If you hear an ambulance, pray for the sick or injured person.

i will do that,

All,
how una dey,

@ lawyer
runaway lawyer, which time wey go share the lottery money or ur sister return from London?

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary.

lawyer:
Ok! Thank you! We have heard! Meanwhile, can u please help my cousin write his project b'because u sabi write epistle gan o!

lol  

Lawyer, ow far naw? ow u dey, i hia say u don win lottery, na im make u run comot from nairaland

na real llloooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggggggg thingy

viee:
Pamperme, manwo, i don dey suspect CarlosPamper

:osee me see signs and wonders o. i only promise to give the guy a call, dat's all, i tot it shd be CarloViee not me o

Oby1:
e reach 2 suspect i no understand d underground network wey dey happen o

i no understand una o, which one be underground network, when all of una don dey meet every sunday.

viee:
Oby d tin tire me ooooo
Pamperme abeg tell us your sex now make we knw weda we go begin mak weddn arrangements
we don see CarloSWEET and true true d guy na big catch
so confinde in us oooo, now wey u still get d chance _{if u be man, u fit get Sis too}

it will spoil the fun naw if i tell una. okay i will think about it sha!

by the way, can you guys tell me what your reactions will be if i tell you am a man and what your reactions will be if i tell you am a woman.

Present today too.

How is everybody today?

Carlosweet, don't worry, i will