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 Jokes Etc › Re: Photo Of The Day: Give It A Caption by Panelbeater(m): 8:57pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
This could penetrate a man's stomach, if been kicked with it. |
| Business To Business › Re: Partner/supplier Of Palm Fruits NEEDED by Panelbeater(m): 2:13pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
Hello, My Dad is a stakeholder at Okitipupa Oil palm industry.. I can help U get supplies from their plantations. They sell to customers very well. Mail me. Vitafitng@gmail.com |
| Business To Business › Re: How To Get Unlimited Browsing by Panelbeater(m): 8:41pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Swerve enter forest... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ahahahahahahahahahaha.. Abeg Make Una Open To Follow Me Laugh by Panelbeater(m): 9:04pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Walahi, this person no well. *laffs*  |
| Business › Re: Suppliers Of Ffb & Distributors Of Palm Oil Needed by Panelbeater(m): 5:29am On Jul 11, 2015 |
Supply of fresh fruit bunches. Okitipupa, Ondo state. Vitafitng@gmail.com |
| Christianity Etc › The Bane Of Potential Leaders And A Figurative Study Of Moses. by Panelbeater(op): 10:58pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
THE BANE OF POTENTIAL LEADERS AND THE FIGURATIVE STUDY OF MOSES. Come to think of it, the birth of Moses was miraculous and he has been predestined to be the deliverer of Isreal from the shackles of the Egyptians. This he knew himself even at a tender age. But something happened oneday, he spied an Egyptian smiting an Hebrew, one of his brethen and he looked around, when he saw no one was watching, he slew the Egyptian and hid him in a sand. Pharaoh and his host sought to slay him but he fled. It was only by the mercies of God that he wasn't wasted by Pharaoh.. Okay pay close attention to this, it came to a time in the life of Moses, thousands of lives were utterly destroyed through his hands and his rampaging Generals enroute the Cannan land with no one having the temerity to challenge him or intimidate him as the case was in the yester years. Some events had taken place which transmogrified him from the intimidated ninny to the intimidating nifty Okay follow me as we draw inferences from the two scenerios deciphered above: #1. Moses had a supernatural encounter with God on the mount of Horeb, whilst the zymogen/precursor of his destiny were activated. My dear potential future leader, you need that single supernatural encounter with God and that destined helper before that prophetic utterance spoken of You could start taking shape. Draw closer to God and He would draw closer to You. #2. Just like the untimely demise that awaits a chick who forcefully wandered away from it's shell before the completion of it's incubation period, likewise inevitable downfall awaits a potential leader who rushes to take the front burner before his appointed TIME especially in the religious and the political circle. Moses who murdered a single soul and got implicated was the same Moses who decimated thousands of souls without no one daring to question him. The difference is that one was carried out at the appointed time and the other at the inappropriate time. I have seen so many potential leaders, comrades wasted on the account of fowardness and carelessness, when they ought to start accquiring, they are already expiring because they refuse to take inquiring about Time into consideration. When it's your time, it can't just stop getting easier but when itz not your time, it will surely boomerang and burn your fingers. Channel your energy towards the right direction while waiting for that appointed Time, you will surely get there. Remain blessed beyond curses. 'falemara bidemi' writes from Ado-Ekiti |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy!!! Princewilson Show by Panelbeater(m): 2:30pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Yeah. Am in, what is it all about. Am interested |
| Crime › Re: Panel beater shot dead in attempt to kidnap Europe returnee(Pictured) by Panelbeater(m): 8:14pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Why telling all these fat lies against me nah@ OP. I didn't do all these things U said oh. |
| Politics › Re: A Mathematical Analysis Of The Proposed N5000 Stipends For Unemployed Youths by Panelbeater(op): 7:39am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Cc: lalasticlala... Any hope? 1 Like |
| Politics › A Mathematical Analysis Of The Proposed N5000 Stipends For Unemployed Youths by Panelbeater(op): 6:44am On Jun 17, 2015 |
A MATHEMATHICAL ANALYSIS OF THE PROPOSED #5000 STIPEND FOR THE UNEMPLOYED NIGERIAN YOUTHS WITH A SUGGESTIVE WAYFORWARD......falemara bidemi. Peace be unto every eyes reading this insightful write-up, permit me to begin with the quotable quote; "As we look forward into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others---Bill Gates... Yes, we thank God the change a larger chunk of Nigerians so much crave is finally here with the emergence of Gen Buhari as President and Prof Osinbajo as Vice President respectively. Part of the agenda of this regime is the implementation of the 5000naira monthly stipend for unemployed Nigerian youths, this sounds laudable right.. Yes, it has been decleared that the government is hoping to pay 5000naira cash to 20million various bank accounts of some selected jobless Nigerian Youths, the yardstick for the selection, I don't know. Now let's go mathematical, 5000naira * 20million proposed beneficiaries = 10billion naira monthly.. 10billion naira * 12months = 120billion naira expended on this social scheme. I can categorically opine that this proposed project is dead on arrival owing to the following assumptions: (1). The Eventual Politicking of the Scheme.. Take it or leave it nepotism is an intrinsic nature of the black man, which might not likely change for centuries to come. Ex President Jonathan actually meant good with his Sure-P scheme but it was later on hijacked by party faithfuls who diverted it for selfish ends and bet it, APC is not an exception. An average Nigerian Politician is gullible and selfish. Don't be suprised, you will eventually have to go begging a local party co-ordinator for a slot and don't be suprised, an influencial party chieftain will have a thousand slots linked to his pocket with different names. (2). A Poignant Backlash from Unconsidered Applications. Let's be truthful, there is no perfect system anywhere in the world. During the course of selecting the beneficiaries of this scheme, some merited applications would surely be omitted and trust Nigerians backed up with FOI bill, they would practically pull down the government on twitter and facebook with various caricatures and despicable articles. (3).The OsunState Specimen.. Baba Kabiru actually embark on social welfare programes such as the O' meal, O' arugbo, O'Yes e.t.c.. It first looks good but the resultant effect is now O'Debt...You don't dish out fish rather, you teach people how to fish themselves thereby making ends meet.. 4). Advent of Wastefulness and Irresponsibity among Youths. The money is meagre I agree but it could still afford a reasonable quantity of Goldberg, Trophy and Orijin bottles (little money sooner spend eh) but before You lavish that which you work for, you will surely think twice, infact the Oloshos will receive the 5k cash from the guys that same night the alert is received. The government should dispute this by conducting an independent survey into the sales level of bars, eatries, lesiure spots, brothels e.t.c, 3days after the payment of the stipend... SUGGESTED WAY FORWARD.. (1). Heavy investment of the proposed money into infrastructural development. As at 1989, the Ado Ekiti textile industry has the capacity to employ 7500 workers both directly and indirectly, so unfortunate kodurosoke converted it into shops. The Oluwa Glass Industry at Igbokoda as at 1996 has the capacity to employ 13,000 workers directly and indirectly. I could go on till you say stop to mention various moribund industries which, if revitalitized will mop off an appreciable chunk of youths from the labour market. Other industries and infrastructure could as well be intiated and developed into international standard to meet export requirements.. (2). Avalability of Repayable Non-Interest Loans.. Of course, God has blessed us in Nigeria with intelligence and a distinctive drive for success.. The Government should provide a reliable scouting network to hunt for talented and hardworking youths, then make available this loans to them with punnitive measures put in place to punish defaulters. BENEFITS OF THE AFOREMENTIONED WAYFORWARDS. 1). Rise of SMEs (small and medium scale enterprises).. With the provision of the non-interest loans, Nigeria will witness a boon in SMEs. 2). Government will be able to boost internally generated revenue through taxes from employed individuals, SMEs and esthablished industries. 3). More business will thrive due to a corresponding increase in the purchasing power of the masses. 4). Rise of the Bourgeoisie. There is nothing as middle class in Nigeria, it's either you are rich or you are poor, but if these measures are taken into consideration, the bourgeoisie shall rise which signifies a developed economy... Falemara Bidemi writes from Ado-Ekiti. 173 Likes 20 Shares |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Needed For Immediate Employment by Panelbeater(m): 1:09pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Location. Please? |
| Culture › Re: 15 Top Rated International Musicians Of Yoruba Descent (Old and Contemporary) by Panelbeater(m): 8:59pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
What of Lulu Falemara |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Else Got This? Pls I Need Info by Panelbeater(op): 10:25am On May 29, 2015 |
Thank U very much nairalanders. I would have regreted, if I later spent up to 15k on travelling only to discover it was all abt a marketing shit. Thanks soo much |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Who Else Got This? Pls I Need Info by Panelbeater(op): 6:21am On May 29, 2015 |
Dear xxxx, Refer your application for Medical Sales Representative (MSR) position. You are hereby invited for an interview at Pharma Ethics Ltd 39, Oritse street Off Awolowo way opposite Lagoon Hospital Balogun bustop Ikeja Lagos on Monday 2ndJune 2015 by 11.30am prompt. Please come along with your updated CV with an attached passport photograph. Kindly acknowledge receipt of this mail and your attendance. Thanks & Regards. Nairalanders, please help I am travelling from a distant part of Nigeria, who are they? And what is their pay like?. And what is the nature of the job? Thanks |
| NYSC › Re: Opinion: If This Village Is Your PPA (photo) by Panelbeater(m): 10:18am On May 27, 2015 |
Make I carry this land build my filling station.. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Nigerian Support Contest(batch B)! by Panelbeater(m): 1:57pm On May 26, 2015 |
Op Run for your life. SCAM!!. I almost fall for the eediot |
| Politics › Re: Photos: A Man Trekked From Jama'are To Bauchi But Have No One To Welcome Him by Panelbeater(m): 12:03pm On May 26, 2015 |
Ezenwammadu:hmm!! This is strong |
| Politics › Re: Protest In Kano As Muslim Youths Burn Court Over 'blasphemous Comment' by Panelbeater(m): 1:17pm On May 22, 2015 |
These same bunch of animals just razed Ado Ekiti central market overnight.. Gov Fayose just sent them packing few minutes ago 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Protest In Kano As Muslim Youths Burn Court Over 'blasphemous Comment' by Panelbeater(m): 1:11pm On May 22, 2015 |
These same bunch of animals just razed Ado Ekiti central market overnight.. Gov Fayose just sent them packing few minutes ago 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Panelbeater(m): 8:07pm On May 09, 2015 |
Speakdatruth:I don show with my Mallet Hammer.... Oya wey the person.? I dey ready to knack anything knackable. |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Panelbeater(m): 8:06pm On May 09, 2015 |
Speakdatruth:I don show with my Mallet Hammer.... Oya wey the person.? I dey ready to knack anything knackable |
| Business To Business › Re: Palm Oil Business by Panelbeater(m): 9:36pm On May 06, 2015 |
TUBLEZ:Source, after Ore in Ondo state. Solo keg, i.e kings groundnut oil size 4300. Orobo keg or Okitipupa keg 5200. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Panelbeater(m): 9:32pm On May 06, 2015 |
babatawa:That one na small thing, I go hammer am sharp sharp. Infact car wey trailer don grind to powder, I dey panel am for my shop here |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Panelbeater(m): 10:50am On May 06, 2015 |
babatawa:Babatawa anything for me? |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Panelbeater(m): 5:40am On May 06, 2015 |
majidyusuf:wetin I no fit do with chain, see this guy oh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Panelbeater(m): 5:38am On May 06, 2015 |
MuyiRano:Here is my certificate of occupancy....Na me get the land, na for here I wan dey hammer cars wey don bash |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Panelbeater(m): 8:22pm On May 05, 2015 |
Make I buy 1 plot of land here for my shop |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Panelbeater(m): 8:21pm On May 05, 2015 |
I buy 1 plot for here for my shop |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Panelbeater(m): 9:45am On May 05, 2015 |
theSpark:I still dey panelbeat wella, just dat business no too dey these days jare. Abi Car wey don smash dey? |
ok, abeg tell d panelbeater say make e do quick. me n u get work 4hia