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ARISHEM:
TYPES OF FART BY FREQUENCY AND SOUND;

Lousy fart: A loud fart can released anywhere at your own convenience. It is caused by the rapid expulsion of gas through the…

Silent fart: A silent but potentially smelly fart.

Deadly farts: This one can kill. People scream in agony because of the rate of travel of the smell.


Loose farts: It can’t be controlled. You intend to make it silent but the thing blow out of proportion at a very loud rate disturbing everyone.

Constipated fart: After over eaten and over drinking and you did not allow food to digest.

Penetrable farts: You can’t shout or scream after the sound. You hold tight your nostrils for some minutes. You thereafter think smell is all gone, all is clear and it’s free to inhale small bit of air. You are dead wrong. A slight sniff and all polluted will quickly invade and attack the nostrils at a rapid rate. The best is to flee several kilometers away from the scene.

Fragmented fart: A series of short, interrupted bursts of gas.

The "Tester" fart: A small, controlled release of gas to check the smell before a larger one.

The "LOL" fart: A fart triggered by laughter.

Troubled fart: A fart triggered when you are in serious trouble. Like armed robbers with guns knocking at your door in the dead of the night to collect that N20m you kept in your house.

Broo how far relax oh 😂😂. So apt

Ganduje apparently. He dismantled opposition parties

seunny4lif:
I remembered here many times that when I said Iran need those nukes faster than speed of light because before this year runs out Israeli(The USA) military will attack Iran.
I witnessed the disastrous attack on Libya.
Gadaffi greatest mistake was that he abandoned his nukes program for yeye reasons.

One person replied that no one will attack Iran because Iran has 1 million drones and 100K missiles.
Those drones and missiles are good but Iran doesn’t have the capacity of delivering them like Russia or China.
Iran is surrounded by USA lapdogs, no matter what USA says, they will always support Isreali military directly.
Even when Isreali military killed dozens of USA personnel years ago
USA and Russia can’t do anything against Israeli

Your analysis are lame on this platform. Nukes can’t be gotten that easily

jafol:
The guy better do dna test on the last two. They look too igbotic

This guy knows some secrets about the whole issue believe me like I know of a simp still rearing a bastard since 2019 but no be my mouth they go hear am

StUriah:
"Most 9ja women marry a guy who proposes, not really the guy they wanted.

When they get the opportunity to be independent, the unloved hubby becomes irritating".

I give it to this quote. Oil dey your head.

Fact

The person who sold the house to her was aware already . You better carry his his/her picture to the shrine

Payday na scammer fintech. My dollars vamoose into the thin air on their Mastercard

They use infection swear for Nigerian girls? Haba!! Fu*k them once like this and spend over 100k on medical test, injections and drugs. Tueh!! This is tiring these days I swear.

Oga change from all these Nuru mechanics. This is my third year of driving the ES330, absolutely fantastic car. I only changed the oil and shock absorbers due to the bad roads in lagos. That’s all, buy it and enjoy.

zedegit:
Was it fun to the girl they were pouring water. She was angry and complaining. She even told them to stop but they became mad, shouted on her and poured heavy dose of water to expose her pant.

I wish that girl was your sister to add to the fun.

Thank God you also watched the video. Those boys are animals, how can you strip a girl almost naked with water? , her skirt fell off and her private part were exposed by these boys

Scrolling through the comments section has now made me see reason why Nigeria is the way it is.
This lady was stripped to her panties and molested with water till she fell down by these guys. I remember watching the explicit video on instablog and gistlover telegram channel last year.
These boys deserved to be expelled judging by what I watched.
Some with no idea of the occurrence are castigating the VC as a feminist, some are even preaching against Satan. Seek proper information before commenting guys.

All I see is a conspiracy between your wife and your mother against you. How I wish I could tell you some gist one one. When it comes to women and their Mum, no loose guard, dem be cult.
Nothing stops your wife from telling her Mum to be patient till next week Wednesday. Conspiracy and gossip can’t let them wait to see the god mother leave.

Righteousness2:
FATHER! Have mercy on her. She knows not what she doeth..

After wanking with pic.. shior!!

I need PayPal funds

Lies .. some of us shouldn’t have made it in life at all then nah. Lash during your youth, work hard, make money and stay responsible after marriage. Sex can’t stop your success in life

I am currently going through the same dilemma now.
Who knows any agent who can help ?

National Electricity Regulatory Commission “NERC” is another spineless and toothless bulldog Nigerians should never hope in their pronouncements.

How can you tell us starting from this month electricity bill, bogus estimated billings will be drastically reduced downwards to as low as 1700 naira and EKEDC is still in the business of ripping Lagosians into shreds with crazy bills?

Throughout the whole of last month, the number of days we got power supplied to area is not up to 2weeks, I spent a lot on fuel due to the hot weather and now I got of a bill of over 10k for the month of February alone ��.

I have applied and paid fully for a single phase prepaid meter since December last year and all I am being told is “it is not yet ready” yet they are charging me like crazy and I could recall that NERC said prepaid meter will be ready in 10days after application.

NERC raised my expectations last month only to have it smashed into pieces this afternoon, it shows they have no control over the thievery EKEDC .

Great piece, quite expository

Martinez39:
Michellekabod2, Ubunja and Co. Was this not what we were discussing? Give a man power, money, and make him the bread winner, his family will benefit from him. Give a woman money, power, and make her the bread winner, her husband will see hell. OP needs to take the red-pill.

Even though the man is at home, his wife has turned turned the kids against him in the cruel and petty game of power dynamics. And many girls had the dishonesty to attack me when I created THIS TOPIC and they acted like parental alienation is not really a thing to worry about and the father should "just spend some time with the kid". Here is a man who is present in his home and yet the kid has turned against him (a case similar to that of emmaodet). Never underestimate the power of brain washing and the wickedness and brutal nature of women. Women are not fair players.

Indeed, Ilekokonit was right in THIS TOPIC OF HIS. Also the arguments and contributions made by ubunja and myself are valid. A family is supposed to work as a unit but the woman purchased properties without the man's knowledge, turned the kids against him, and disrespects him yet folks like funmisticqueen (whose personality is as ugly as she looks) turned this on the man insinuating that the man must have been cruel to his wife in the past. The op opened a joint account with his wife but now, the wife has gotten a secret account.

Any man that remains oblivious to female nature will suffer and get burnt.

Boss I wish I could discuss some life issues with you

Hahahahaha!!!!
At last we know this guy...python meat ought to be shared at that dedication.

Gtbank is the best..
Ecobank is plain useless, useless customer service officers, useless staffs ,always empty ATM and illegal deductions..

The Victor Baribor I know is not a scammer , he can’t run away he is very traceable. Maybe business went bad for him. Please send me a mail , I know him Sister house for Iyana Ipaja..
I would call him for a better explanation as well

Chai!!! I won’t collect Nigerian Army form even if if it is free of charge ...
This is a massacre

BigBros147:
you bear the symptom of a broke, frustrated and wretched girl.

With this mind set of yours, one can easily deduce that your parents and everyone who trained you failed in the attempt.

Girls like you are the ones who taint the image of hard working women in the society. Believing is your right for your boyfriend to spend on you is the very reason why you've planned on becoming a vile individual who, in no distant time, will bear the symptoms of not just verbal, but physical abuse.

Poverty has really turned you into something the dictionary doesn't have the word to describe.

You're a shame to yourself and your house hold.

This is savagery , punchlines so venomous

Police are now raiding every young men at sight
Mi japa few minutes ago around that Ladylak side .
Sporadic gunshots still ongoing around that axis

I love this man

shasha25:
go the bank and make the payment or if you have a friend in Germany, send the money to the person's naira account with the school details, let the person take it up from there

Thanks

FrancisLegend:
Hello Nairalander,

Anyone going to Ruhr University, Bochum,

Let Connect.

Hi Francis , let’s connect Biochemistry hopeful at Ruhr Bochum over here too

Please house I need to make a payment of 500euros to my school account over there Germany, please how do I do I go about it or is there any agent that helps with that within Lagos?