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I always like to lean my two legs on the wall while sleeping.

It's very annoying to see stuffs like; vomit on thread, thread locked, have you visited ur psychiatrist?. I hate it.

That's a big lie. Prove to us that it's true.

I'm encouraged by all these. I'm still looking 4 job.

I noticed that people are littering the whole jokes section with dry and stale jokes. Please help us sanitize the section by posting your dry & stale jokes here so we can RECYCLE it and make something good out of it.

Nice joke

Nice pix.

Stale, but nice anyway.

Global warming

This is a wonderful joke.

I don't have to be a mathematician because i can always hire one. (Thomas Edison)

Tnx Nikinash. This info is of gr8 signifance to me.

E be like say empty en dey use juju 4 my head.

@collins123,

bashy_demy: ^^^ what happen? you chop poo?

That's crazy buoy. LoL.

They should make the bullet proof available for every one.

tunax5loon: His men came to us during the governorship election in April last yr to bribe us with 2.5k each.

I did my INEC work in yusufari. What of you?.

LOL. Gr8.

U've nailed it bro.

-Guy how far na?.
-you wan put gbwese 4 my neck?.
-Nothing do you.
-E dey happen sha.
-Like play like play.
-My hand no dey o.
-You get 500 naira change?.
-Who dey here?.
-etc, etc.

That's creative booqee.

@All, on my way to the psychiatry, ''madt tinz''.

booqee: Panshow u get problem oh. Are u sure u've taken ur drugs??
But seriously its funny and stuppid at d same time

No mind me booqee, I just realised that i've smoked some raps of weed b4 posting this ish.

Valiantvaliant: *Grabs panshow by d diiick n leads him off to Phsychatric hospital* All of a sudden Amadioha appears n strikes panshow's left asss with lightening*everyone is happy.

Where's this alien from?.

METHOD 3:
FOR UNLIMITED DATA.
-Buy as many MTN simcards as possible.
-Migrate all the simcards to MTN pulse by dialling *406#.
-Walk down to a near- by business center.
-Get ur self a seat & a bottle of coke.
-Beg each & every customer that want to buy an MTN recharge card, so that u'll load it on ur simcards in order to get the 10 free mb.
-Once they've agreed to give u the recharge card, load it on any of ur numerous simcard & u'll get 10 free mb instantly.
-Transfer back their money to them using share n sell.
-Do to as many customers as you can.
-Imagine that u have 1000 simcards and u got 1000 people who've volunteer to borrow u their recharge cards to load so as to get the 10mb & transfer their credit back to them, u'll get 10mb x 1000 = 10000mb, and that's 10gig.
-Bros, u go even open cyber cafe.
-Good luck.

METHOD 2:
FREE DATA ABOVE 1 GIG.
-Tell all ur neighbours, relatives and friends who are using MTN to migrate to MTN pulse by dialling *406#.
-Once if they've done that, leave them to recharge their sim with 100 naira or more, so that they'll be given free 10mb.
-Comeback & borrow their sim to use the 10mb which is awarded to them.
-Return their sim cards back to them.
-Now, if u have 100 neighbours or relatives who volunteer to give u their simcards, u'll have 10mb x 100 =1000mb, which is =1gig.

METHOD 1:
FOR FREE 70 MEGABYTES.
-Buy 7 MTN simcards, 1 for each day of d week.
-Migrate all d simcards to MTN pulse by dialling *406#.
-Recharge with 100naira, & u'll be given 10mb for each sim.
-Note:Each sim should have a particular day of recharge, such that u have 1st sim to be recharge on monday, 2nd sim on tuesday, 3rd sim on wednesday & so on.
-Now, each recharge of 100naira on each sim will give u 10mb, & u're having 7sims, which is a total of 70mb in a week.
-Now u've succeeded in getting free 70mb in a week. The circle can still be repeated the following week.

Na because of d levels wey dey attach 2 am.

You can get photoshop in computer stores. For the tutorials, do some online search and you will get some websites that offers free tutorials on adobe photoshop.

1-You can take the bull by the horn.
2-You can construct a pit toilet for the bull.
3-Or better still, u can use the bullshit as organic manure in ur farm.

Who stole my silver spoon?.

Funny but true.