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Goldieluks: Woe unto the day a woman would approach me. Person fit kpeme!

Don't move, spot on, I want to photo shoot you. What do you say about being the campaign manager against gays. I will get you sponsors. All you got to do is sign papers and it is a done deal. Just stay pretty till I make you a star. Welcome to hollywood but first how much do you have in your account?

nawti_bee: lurking and i saw shymex picture yesterday. the boy is fionne lol. i'm here for you talk to me papi lol.

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You know you can get paid for this. Don't waste it, escort service all the way. You can have Shymex pay you. Perfect candidate is you, you don't need to dress up like a slut, you have the perfect wardrobe. You would make close to six figures by hour. Girl you can do it

ogugua88: The beauty of NL and its members is that you don't need to go far to meet any of their kind of personalities. Simply visit your nearest asylum or psych ward. Who knows, the people you meet there may intrigue you pass.

Hey girl, have you ever considered modelling for delta soap. You got the looks, what do you say? I make the calls and not me but you are made. I could get you to model for soul mate hair range. Dont waste it, see you soon.

rokiatu: I was not born yesterday.

Roki looked for you. I am looking for a swim suit model, I want to future you on sport illustrated. They are craving for your shape. I told them how expensive you are, they are ready to pay your double the usual fees. I know its a dream come to through.

DONkollione: I beg oldu papa abi werrin be ur name leave my slimyim 4 mε̲̣̣̣̥ . B4 I loose temperature on u! Abi slimyim?

I can make you rich too. Just say the word. Cattle rearing makes much during the festive period. I am looking for someone to oversea operations in the north for me. You know what? What are members for, send me your resume, you are hired

slimyem: story story....
Once upon a time...

How about you come work for me and onila. let me make you rich. I will combine your stories together. Where do you live?

youngwiz: Employ ur father first.

You would be good for music. Send me your demo real quick. I think I can squeeze some studio time for you at Marvin

ayobase: After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nler,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem,
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
dondo8,ijebabe,beaf,dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?

How would you like to be a wedding planner? I can transform your life, you have talent and I see it. Let us talk

slimyem: story story...
Once upon a time....

Do you have strong hands, I have a business proposition for you. I will pay your hourly dont worry. I am trying to empower members

bennyraz: go to the business/money section dude.

Romance does not require money. If the business I mentioned earlier is to stressful, we can go into sealing machine or ice cream machine. Bro this is goldmine

Instead of you all to organize a seminar for entrepreneurs. I don't want to meet any members. I want to partner in business with them. Fish farming and poultry is not a bad idea. Develop yourselves

slimyem: ....story story...
Once upon a time....

You this girl, you are possessed I am sure. Tell me how many of your mates are with child, another jobless lout

Nairaland romance section is a show of shame. Waste your lives the more. I said it, not every female member on this section would get married. Most of the male members would die poor. Continue insulting yourselves and exposing your secrets online. I said it many ugly female members that can not wipe urine from their vag1na are plenty here, they are lazy louts. Members wake up early first thing is to jump on romance section, no bathing, no house chores and no work. My ears are full of the rubbish you all are made off. I have read a lot of nonsense about members. You would fight yourselves to stupor one day. Time waits for no one, use it wisely.

lucky day

MsDarkSkin: You done with your ranting? You this inferiority complex suffering goat.
Useless, no ambition and jobless? You this sexkillz obsessed fowl. You are most definitely talking about yourself. How many degrees do you have? Are you marriage material yourself? How much money you pull in a year time? Can you provide for a family RIGHT NOW? How many accounts do you have on NL? Does that not make you "jobless" too? Why are you so concerned about the women on here? How do you know they are online all of the time if you are not? Think about these things before you type.

You are a very big fool! Dragging Sexkillz into a matter that is not sexkillz related only shows how useless, foolish and emotionally deprived you are. What has sexkillz got to do with my point here? Oh I see you have sucked his d1ck too and opened your stinking black shapeless inner thighs for him too over the internet which is your calling, that is why my post must involve him. How many times have I had an ish with Sexkillz? You must be miscalculating as a result of the spe rm you gulp on a daily.

What ids are you talking about? This is my only id here. I used to be an observer when nl was still nl and because its value has dropped I decided to create an handle to address this. The sexkillz you are talking about used to be my favourite here till ego started setting in. You are just a senseless Myopic gutter jamo Arrow. What I earn per hour can pay for a seven years Mouth Action u give male members. Are you not ashamed of yourself, you are only a fu ck material and can never be any man's wife ever! See how my comment got to you so bad, I bet you are a product of a pros titute mom and a junkie dad which shows in your immoral disposition as a woman. You are a disgrace, I advice you get your inner thighs clean, loose some cellulite, get an education, cultivate the habit of a decent lady and we never can tell you can still become a baby mama. What happened to your music career? Let me guess, the male producers found you had better talents right? I hope they pay you for your time. You now use your mouth for sweeter things. Cheap Classless Internationally Patronized LovePeddler!!!!!

onila: what an idi-ot! fuking mo-ron

is that day name you called him after he disvirgined u and left u out in d cold? it must be painful dt he left u to an offline decent girl who spends her time resourcefully and makes more money than you. Not to worry you might get a another fu=ck mate on nl, since your wife material and holy lifestyle is lived online. we need to be free of you abandoned traits on nl romance section!

That is the irony, not all women are going to marry with the way the world is nowadays. It won't be a curse to say majority of nl romance section women will end up alone in life with the extent they stay online, they appear unserious and unambitious. In the modern world, no man wants a liability or lazy woman who spends her whole time on the computer but the men can use them like rags because most nl romance section women are useless. una no go bath, brush teeth clean house you would just jump online when you wake up till when you sleep talking about romance, gossiping and e-fighting. where man wan comot from? your pc, make una keep deceiving yourselves online don't go and use your times wisely. Anyway na here we go dey when 5 years from now na had i known and regrets we would be hearing. Jobless cyber obsessed inferior nut cases, spend your time productively.

~Killz~:
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slowpoke that is how you would look in 4 years time. Take a thorough look at your complexion and how your mouth is for confirmation. No offline babe would even consider a jobless online freak like you and your useless unborn gay sons, you had better stick to your types here.

As a guy if you had the option of picking between Nl Romance Section Babe and Offline Babe you met in real life for marriage which would you pick. Considering the offline babe has a job, education and spends her time wisely. As for me, I will never marry from here because I don’t see wife material traits apart from Nayah, Pendo and Talina who are the matured ones everyone speaks highly of. Others wake up early no bathing, no house chores jump on nland to play. How many of them really say responsible and sensible statements online apart from bashing, threatening and gossiping. I will put up a pole for Nl men to vote, I want to see the impression they have on the ladies here. This should be as realistic as possible, we fancy a lot of the ladies here and cheer them up but can you marry them and if you had the option of picking a wife would this be your first stop. The undiluted truth. Can you also state what you want in a wife and if you find that qualities online on nl romance section. You can also comment about looks, majority of the women on this section are ugly. The ones that have fine picture, when you see another picture of them it is always different and worse which means it was pancake and foundation. The nl men are known to be finer than them. Do some even clean their private part this one they are always online, do they wipe after peeing.