Have heaard of gay activities in recent times but I was so shocked when I visited a club yesterday and dancing on the floor so well. Though my dancing steps seems to attract the gays and they started coming to me'excuse me dance', in actual fact when theu steppd into d club I counted 8 of them. I sensed immediately that they are gays, so one came to me saying where is my boyfriend I simply told him (I 'm straight) they were all like how come this dude could dance so feminine and yet is not gay? I almost slapped him when he said he will like to go down on me mehn I was like so it's real.these boys are in their teens . Share ur experience if any

LMFAO!!! Cracking ribs here!!! I applaud your brutal honesty. You didn't even try to save face here when confessing your dance is feminine!

Please people should share your stories, don't disappoint!

I went to a club one time and the last saturday of each month is gay night,which I didnt know. I loved watching these glamourous, regal, tranvestites walking around ! It was totally new to me so I kept staring and smiling at them. My boyfriend got hit on numerous times (he was the metrosexual guy) so he stuck to me like glue to avoid it. Yah,its a kinda boring story...

hmmm....wel,hrd a gay story of rape yestrday(60yr old man vs 20yr old guy)shock'g.

@ijebabe. Is it a crime to dance feminine? . I could as well change my mode sha.I m kinda flexible.U can Link me up to anyone that wants to recruit someone for dance(lap dance and anyother. I m not gay make them no come yansh my fresh a$$. I ve no tendencies whatsoever.

^^ Its not a crime, I was admiring your honesty
Dance however you like it doesn't concern anyone, you don't have to prove anything

what r u doing there in the first place? am starting to think u gay

My recent ex is very good looking (almost beautiful) and has pink lips. Guys used to approach him occassionally and he wud diss them. Once he told me 4 guys approached him seperately in one day and he got scared askin me if he looked gay. Fear catch me too as I reassured him sha.

I hve never had a personal experience with chicks sha. I will slap any woman that would dare approach me for such nonsense

@OP
are you sure you were not in a g[b]a[/b]y club?!

Have gone countless of times. It's a particular club in ikeja area. They must ve come 2 mix up kinda.I can never be one. I can mimic the way a woman walks or talks. I m just mercurial in my own little way

jobaskia: Have heaard of gay activities in recent times but I was so shocked when I visited a club yesterday and dancing on the floor so well. Though my dancing steps seems to attract the gays and they started coming to me'excuse me dance', in actual fact when theu steppd into d club I counted 8 of them. I sensed immediately that they are gays, so one came to me saying where is my boyfriend I simply told him (I 'm straight) they were all like how come this dude could dance so feminine and yet is not gay? I almost slapped him when he said he will like to go down on me mehn I was like so it's real.these boys are in their teens . Share ur experience if any

You liked every bit of it. truss mi.

Goldieluks: Woe unto the day a woman would approach me. Person fit kpeme!

Don't move, spot on, I want to photo shoot you. What do you say about being the campaign manager against gays. I will get you sponsors. All you got to do is sign papers and it is a done deal. Just stay pretty till I make you a star. Welcome to hollywood but first how much do you have in your account?

@msdarkskin.Iluv the way i danced not to the extent of allowing them to distract me. Had it been they tried to be funny with me i will definitley call the attention of the bouncers and they will all rot.

jobaskia: Have heaard of gay activities in recent times but I was so shocked when I visited a club yesterday and dancing on the floor so well. Though my dancing steps seems to attract the gays and they started coming to me'excuse me dance', in actual fact when theu steppd into d club I counted 8 of them. I sensed immediately that they are gays, so one came to me saying where is my boyfriend I simply told him (I 'm straight) they were all like how come this dude could dance so feminine and yet is not gay? I almost slapped him when he said he will like to go down on me mehn I was like so it's real.these boys are in their teens . Share ur experience if any

dancing ferminine ain't the deal lol,it all abt the music n the mode bt nt all guyz can do it ,now tat the deal,here i dance fermine too bt dnt act fermine,wat i'm tryin to say is it nt just dance moves tat define if ur gay or nt ,theirs more bt it's a sign lol ,a symbol.n their more to being gay then burstin guyz nash,it actually the last tin on the list.

MsDarkSkin:

You liked every bit of it. truss mi.

hey i was gonna say tat,u lik the attention lol,ok mayb a bit if nt u wudn't other relating starting tis trend.

Papa Crotch:

Don't move, spot on, I want to photo shoot you. What do you say about being the campaign manager against gays. I will get you sponsors. All you got to do is sign papers and it is a done deal. Just stay pretty till I make you a star. Welcome to hollywood but first how much do you have in your account?

Ode!

jobaskia: @msdarkskin.Iluv the way i danced not to the extent of allowing them to distract me. Had it been they tried to be funny with me[b] i will definitley call the attention of the bouncers and they will all rot [/b].

The fact that u can go REPORT to the bouncer instead of handling yourself sounds GAY!

BTW, what kinda club is this that as many as 8 guys hit on you + you were dancing feminine. Talk to us, bro. It's alright. No one is gonna hurt you. LOL

Basildon1:
The fact that u can go REPORT to the bouncer instead of handling yourself sounds GAY!

BTW, what kinda club is this that as many as 8 guys hit on you + you were dancing feminine. Talk to us, bro. It's alright. No one is gonna hurt you. LOL

He was wearing carrot jeans and powder

Girls are always hitting on me. Mostly in clubs but also on public transport. On three separate occasions, at different clubs, I have had my boobs touched, actually grabbed by ladies. Actually ladies tend to me more full on when trying to pick a girl up than men are. At first I thought there was something I was doing that kept giving away signal to the wrong sex, but in the end I realised maybe am just too sexy. No seriously, in the end I don’t make any eye contact to anyone while out, most especially females.

goshap:
hey i was gonna say tat,u lik the attention lol,ok mayb a bit if nt u wudn't other relating starting tis trend.

LOL exactly.

He said when he FIRST walked in the club he spotted and counted "eight g@ys".
WHAT STRAIGHT MAN is on the look out for them? I mean seriously, I can understand if after a while you notice them but immediately? The first thing any straight man would be checking out is "ladies that should be having their baby...baby!"

*currently listening to Biggie, don't mind me!

jobaskia: Have heaard of gay activities in recent times but I was so shocked when I visited a club yesterday and dancing on the floor so well. Though my dancing steps seems to attract the gays and they started coming to me'excuse me dance', in actual fact when theu steppd into d club I counted 8 of them. I sensed immediately that they are gays, so one came to me saying where is my boyfriend I simply told him (I 'm straight) they were all like how come this dude could dance so feminine and yet is not gay? I almost slapped him when he said he will like to go down on me mehn I was like so it's real.these boys are in their teens . Share ur experience if any

LMAO. You are as gay as any thing. Hahaha.

@pink lesbian . If one behaves or act feminine does that mean he is GAY . I'm not gay and i will never be one. I can mimic all thru that doesnt make me GAY. Since u are a lesbo pls do stay happy with it . I can twist my waist for you and you be enthralled and enticed

talina: I went to a club one time and the last saturday of each month is gay night,which I didnt know. I loved watching these glamourous, regal, tranvestites walking around ! It was totally new to me so I kept staring and smiling at them. My boyfriend got hit on numerous times (he was the metrosexual guy) so he stuck to me like glue to avoid it. Yah,its a kinda boring story...

hey lady,
Are u confused?
Cos i can't even see the story here, and u said it's boring!! What is boring? A non-story?

jobaskia: Have heaard of gay activities in recent times but I was so shocked when I visited a club yesterday and dancing on the floor so well. Though my dancing steps seems to attract the gays and they started coming to me'excuse me dance', in actual fact when theu steppd into d club I counted 8 of them. I sensed immediately that they are gays, so one came to me saying where is my boyfriend I simply told him (I 'm straight) they were all like how come this dude could dance so feminine and yet is not gay? I almost slapped him when he said he will like to go down on me mehn I was like so it's real.these boys are in their teens . Share ur experience if any

..ok..so.u was dancing in a gay club and somebody slap your face..bro ain't gay people suppose to be harmless?

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-Mr Cork-:
..reality101 looks harmless though

you mean he drilled you harmlessly? So nice of him