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Still available!

Abi o! Just come wit a fine face and I'll dash u d car! Abeg jare! D minimum I'll go is 850 o! Crious buyers only! Not alaroro ppl o! Don't flash, I'll nt call back

D car is available 4 test driving and 2 chq out in Festac, Lagos! Awaiting ur calls

Are we talking suspension or expulsion? This guy should be sent straight to jail to serve as a lesson and deterrent to his colleagues.

Pls only crious buyers and no flashing pls!

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Asking price is 850k

What if we look @ a Fashola and either El-rufai or Ribadu as deputy? Dis is a more credible ticket dat can be sold! Buhari should serve as adviser. But don't bliv Tinubu will fancy this though

Don't be fooled o! GEJ is in Lagos to launch a new warehouse @ NAHCO. If he does attend the burial, it is just 2 shore up some votes for himself after his renaming saga

RT @CitizensPlatNG: "There was no bomb at MMIA, it was an unattended passenger bag. The noise heard was from the equipments used by AntiBomb squad ." -Aviation

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Abeg which 9pm r we waiting 4? Is it 9pm Nigerien time? Abi na American time dem wan use? Still waiting sha 2 see what d guy has 2 offer

Pls can anybody help me with institutions where i can get quality training for SAP certification in Lagos? I also want to know if it is relevant in this day and age or are there better applications to study for as a job applicant.

When omo ibo ship fake electrical appliance or electronics 2 u dat will set ur haus on fire, una go burn down d site abi? Heheheheehe

Still awaiting good offers and car is available 4 test driving if u can make it 2 festac where d car is located

Pls serios buyers only and stop the flashing cos i will not call back again. Location is Festac if u want to see d car and test drive,

9ja used 2003 toyota avalon. Very good condition. 6 loader cd. formica dash board. very sharp engine. 1 million naira. Only serious callers pls. 08035603317. bbpin 25f9ed0

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9ja used toyota avalon 2003 4 sale @ 1million! Perfect working condition! Call me 08035603317

D 2nd aint a joke but a moral story, 3rd is also a bb bc and not a joke, dis forum is 4 jokes abeg, meant to make us laff and nt to make us tink away our sorrows abeg jooor

Sorry 4 derailing but had a nasty experience wit airtel customer care because of my bis! Loaded 1k5 so I cld do a bis 4 1k4 and lo and behold, dey removed d 1k4 as agreed and later removed all d credit on my fone 4 no apparent reason as I made no call or sms! All efforts 2 convince their customer care is rebutted with its not our fault but yours or we'll get back to you which they have nt done afta 24hrs. Smh

Mayb Buhari should b put in charge of running d subsidy removal funds and ensure it's reinvestment!given a free rein 2 perform dis role! Then and only then will we permit and tolerate dis misrule of GEJ

old gist and u cum involve upsetting remix,

U sure say no b ur true life story u dey use crack joke 4 dis section? Abeg o, ritual riches does not pay. LWKMD

Stale joke, Cliche,

Is there no way we can delete dis thread? yeye!

pictures pls,

if u can survive in 9ja, den u can survive hell fire, Hell fire cant be much worse dan what obtains here in Nigeria, Very sure of dat, not sure if we can have worse roads in hell, not sure if there'll b no lite in hell, not sure if there will be police and uniformed men brutality in hell, not sure if there will b dis scale of corruption in hell, loads more o,

Food for tot!
1.There is no electricity bill in Libya; electricity is free for all its citizens
2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law
3. Home considered a human right in Libya –Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has , died while his wife and his mother are still living in a tent
4. All newly weds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$50,000) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start up the family
5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are literate. Today, the figure is 83%
6. Should Libyans want to take up farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and livestock to kick-start their farms –all for free
7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US$2,300/mth accommodation and car allowance
8. In Libya, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price
9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0.14 (N22) per litre
10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally
11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.
12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens
13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US$5,000
14. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River Project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country
So What's the problem with Libyans? The long rule? I feel for the libyans cos they don't know wat they have got! How many of our leaders can boast of these achievements?

Congrats to both of u, So its now time to go to rest, both of u have done enuf harm to nigeria 4 us d youths, so d best you can both do 4 us now is to GO AND DIE,

I have always said it. Two sets of people i detest in 9ja, Pastors and Politicians. Give me criminals any day and i will find links with dese 2,