₦airaland Forum

Thank God i didn't even lose any sleep because of some blood moon. I knew the moon would defect. Please who has seen uncle Lai recently? Someone should tell him we are waiting for an explanation on how Jonathan embezzled the blood moon.

This woman has missed her medication again!

Yes, it is ethical. Just as it is ethical for a pastor to go on a pilgrimage to mecca while still being a pastor! God should have left us with our complete ribs!

When people are defecting back and forth and even back again, this one is here asking if it was alright that she fu@ked her ex just days to her wedding. Who cares! All we care right now is to send the terrorist out of aso rock and save our country. You can fu@k your ex's generation and his friends, it's your spoon of garri.

brownhawk:
u mean the year Nigeria got erection

Hahahahahahaha.,
This naija erection na fake o. Otherwise e for produce beta pikin and not this jagajaga scata scata thing.

brownhawk:
I'll like to try ur formula. What's 1960

The year Nigeria got her independence.

The only important thing happening tomorrow is the world cup 3rd place match between Belgium and England. Any other thing is none of my business. The only election that'd concern me is coming in 2019. Anyone but the zoo master. #MyPVCmyPower.

Why him no take flight? That road whe bad like anything na im him dey take travel that long distance. Thank God for his life sha.

femo86:
Go and get your PVC...........................

Abeg which position Toyin and/or Mercy dey contest?

Rocktation:
Abeg, I want to act too..

First turn to an apostle. Then you read acts of the apostles. And you're there...

Expect a highly attacking football in this game. Each side would want to show group dominance. It's going to be the biggest game of this weekend. Ov 2.5 match goals. Correct score Por 3:1 Esp

Oloshos. Courtesy of S--E--X D--O--L--L--S.

Hehehehehe... Transferring all the money in my GTB acct to diamond bank right away. Thank God my MasterCard is expiring next month before I hear monthly card maintenance fee of #250 and sorry for the inconveniences CC bullsh*t. Somebody should please wake me up when they've finished paying. I still live GTB anyway. #loyaltoGTBank #TeamInnovativeBanking

At last! Buhari has started giving us the change he promised... Change of date!!!

Good for him. Let him come and wait for his second "bowing out"

Good one for him. Let him come and wait for his second "bowing out" in July.

lwise:
Fayose understands grassroot politics.

I like him but I just don't like the name PDP

That is the exact reason why we need to intensify our campaign for personality rather than just party.

It's not only airtel. All network providers are thieves. The only thing you get is "sorry for the inconviniences". And being in nigeria makes it worse. That's the money they use to bribe NCC anytime they face sanctions.

BrutusOj:
For your mind now u funny well well oo

Come, why you wan attack my career na? You no fit just pass go the next plot? Hia!

I am that your half brother that have been missing for over 15 years. I just contacted you and i'm in dire need of a roof over my head. Just give me your house address and see her leave willingly within 72 hours tops.

You are too short. She is too shorter. That's why she refused to marry you 'cos if the two of you breed, your kids would be too shortest.

POLICE! Which police please? The nigeria police or buhari police?

Shey part of air ticket to russia dey inside the 72k abi na only the cloth dem go give you?