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@killjoy if she want to bear her lieage name sef that not my prob but that must not cannot will not appear among my kids name. She keeps her surname or not when "she kiss soil science" its still good bye
Again if she wanna bear that name she better bear it forever not 2morow when she wants to benefit from the goodwill attached to my surname she decides to use it the thunder that would fire her is still doing sumer-tumble in sambisa..well God knows hell would be let loose that day

Killjoy don't bother abt that woman she dey her period

Ahhh "they are por me and my priends to be bisiting in the night"- abubakar shakau

God help our female soldiers

"Had I known" is a brother to "mr Its too late". Person wey no get sense still get eyes...dem no dey beg sh#it to smell... Eyes wey dey cry still dey see road

Dem no dey sell sense for market.I don talk my own

Like seriously!!!no fslc, No waec...dis guyz case is becoming pathetic. Even my grandpa had fslc.
On a lighter note, he can take a moth computer training course(excel and powerpoint) at least b4 14feb and use the certificate ...it would help in handling his twitter account

Try eyeliner too

Whispering to the pastor Nigeria is 122 on world debt profile better than US and UK...I want to do thankgiving

Hope e go affect exchange rate

Pple sef instead of being a good samaritan and dialling 112 u prefer the work of a photographer

HS

United chiefdom

@op you're right I thought u wanted to list some sh#it in an essay but your head dey there I fit get m16

nembudziya:
i do not understand Jamaican patois you are trying to write up there. I am Zimbabwean so I understand strictly straight English, not Rastafari patois. Do you intend to familiarize me with that elegant beauty in the post, and I understand you want to effect monetary terms on that Nigerian beauty? Please send her to Zimbabwe then I will definitely give you the chinks once she touches base in Zimbabwe. I won't talk of any pecuniary terms on something that is not palpably available, you get, brother.

My brother from another mother gsainttrinity said it all

vonn:
How?
U mean the colours and shapes changed just like that?

Just like a farmer plant a corn...when its grows and ready for havest you see one or two ear(s) black or red amist white majority.
Well I think enveronment & genetics has something to do with it.
Hey I'm not a scientist.

I just dey laff this bros wey dey yarn okpata for naija babe dem don hear all those lines finish from bros(es) wey dey naija... My guy if you get money quote me and let's start from there cos dis ur lyrics no go work

I got trust issues...

Ask Thomas Edison

Variety is the spice of life

I got trust issues...

Smell fp sh a friend

Yestermorrow

I thought they had a contract to remain even if they loose the presidential bid

@Op Would like to have it the other way

Acquintance friend... I think I got a lot of fair- weather friends though

Girlfriend! Not even wife... I piss okro if I donate...ok the answer is NO

NEXT!

I go chop ban if I tok wetin dey my mind... Sha hny fellas.