₦airaland Forum

tonasibe: Yup......even their 30MB na scam.......I'll soon port self

GLO NA BAGA. ETISALAT ALL D WAY

hopilo: Young man use your brain and your hands to do something meaningful, leave crime it pays and fulfiling to be a creator

I RECOMMEND U USE MUMUPHABETIC ANTIBIOTICS,USE D SYRUP IT WIL WORK FASTER 4 UR DERAILED MEDULA.

delors: No p. But let's change the venue. Let's meet at CMS. 6PM? No problem.

BOTH OF U SHULD MEET ONTOP 3RD MAINLAND BRIDGE, I GO BE UR REFEREE

Twist4u: RIP Sire,the geoscience world will surely mis you.mostly at this time when the ministry of solid minerals needs a technocrat for its revolution.

SIRE KO,SIREN NI. SEE DIS GUY E DON WATCH MERLIN TIRE DEY CALL BABA SIRE,E BE AUTHUR. MTCHEEW

jascopassion: Sir, you have lived a fulfilled life. Your past speaks much about you and hope to see you in the bossom of our creator. You are indeed a mentor,father and a leader to look unto. Lastly,if there is any wrng you have done while in political position,may the Lord looks unto for mercy. Going to miss a gentle and respectable silent politician.
Signed,
C.E.O. S.P.Y. Media

U DEY DECEIVE URSELF. AFTER DEATH NO MORE MERCY MUMU

[quote author=m-ployer]@23? Very possible![/quote]IT IS VERY OBVIOUS SAY UNEMPLOYMENT DEY WAYA UR HEAD DAT IS Y UNA DEY CALCULATE STUPID TINS. SHA UNEMPLOYMENT E NO BETA 4 U O.

dr dams: Vanity upon Vanity??

Useless world!!!

WHEN SOMEONE DIES,DAT IS WHEN U THINK DAT LIFE IS VANITY AFTER A WHILE NW U DON 4GET. MTCHEEW

Policewoman: RIP sir. Dats all i can say for now.

DO U HAVE HEARING AND EYE PROBLEM? I SAID THEIR IS NUFFIN LIKE RIP. ITS PURE DECEPTION

euromoney: Confirmed....he passed on 3 hrs ago.May he RIP!

WHAT IS D MEANING OF RIP,IT IS A WRONG CLAUSE,ONCE SOMEONE DIES,HIS WORKS AND DEEDS FOLLOWS HIMFOR JUDGMENT. THEIR IS NUFFIN LIKE RIP.

hopilo: I THINK THE CALL MIKE MADE FOR AMNESTY TO KIDNAPERS IS SO UNFORTUNATE. TO PLAN AND EXECUTE CRIME AS COMPLEX AS KIDNNAPING IS NOT A SMALL FEAT.
IF THE ACCLAIMED GRADUATE KIDNAPPERS WILL DIVERT THEIR MIND TO SOME MEANINGFUL THAT DOES NOT TAKE MUCH BRAIN WORK AS TO WHAT THEY PUT INTO KIDNAPPING, I BELIEVE THEY WILL MAKE ENDS MEET.
GRADUATES SHOULD BE JOB CREATORS NOT KIDNAPPERS PLEASE.

U RE MUMU

hopilo: I THINK THE CALL MIKE MADE FOR AMNESTY TO KIDNAPERS IS SO UNFORTUNATE. TO PLAN AND EXECUTE CRIME AS COMPLEX AS KIDNNAPING IS NOT A SMALL FEAT.
IF THE ACCLAIMED GRADUATE KIDNAPPERS WILL DIVERT THEIR MIND TO SOME MEANINGFUL THAT DOES NOT TAKE MUCH BRAIN WORK AS TO WHAT THEY PUT INTO KIDNAPPING, I BELIEVE THEY WILL MAKE ENDS MEET.
GRADUATES SHOULD BE JOB CREATORS NOT KIDNAPPERS PLEASE.

U RE USELESS MUMU

tafa baloo: thank God he is back safely...

MUMU IS UR SURNAME

Osama10: Very soon na load of files we go dey carry as vehicle documents.

1.Vehicle License.
2.Driver's License.
3.Insurance.
4.Proof of Ownership.
5.Police Clearance.
6.Road Worthiness.
7.Tinted Glass Permit.
8.Customs Papers.

And now

9.Bcmr.
10.New Plate Number.
11.New Driver's License.

And many more to come.

IF I HAV MY WAYS I GO BOMB ALL OF DEM. WICKF PPLE.

[quote author=eagle,eye]Please can someone break this info down. Cos I was just thinking of police wahala and the FRSC wahala.......which one i go choose, not to talk of vio people(Abia, una sabi am), and other orishishi agencies wey full road. Abi make I sell my car go buy bicycle?[/quote]NIGERIA IS ONE OF D MOST STUPID COUNTRY I HAV SEEN,WITH CRUEL MEANS OF GOVERNANCE.

gboss4sure: Lets not wish our self's bad

MUMU IS UR NAME.

dayleke: About time...
Waaaay looooong overdue.....

MUFU SHUT UP. Y IS IT DAT GOVT DERIVE JOY IN TAKEN AWAY FROM D POOR? DAT IS Y I HATE DIS UR COUNTRY. THIEFS AND DREAM SCATTERER

jude33084: This logic is very simple; do you guys know that men die more frequently than women? This is because they are more exposed to dangers due to their adventures. Their ages are mostly between 16yrs to 28yrs


The ones secret cult/militancy takes yearly is enough for the shortage

OGA MOPO DIS TIN WEY U YARN,HOW DOES IT CORRESPOND TO D ISSUE ON GROUND?

justplainpaul: If you were not married i could have gone 2tru fire to make sure you become my bride. this is the kind of woman every man wants as a wife.

GUY DONT BE DECEIVED BY HER WORDS. HMM I SORI 4 U o

sexytabhi: Stop chasing me around,you re too many and am still thinking of whom to choose..go for your akwa ibom babes,don't allow them waste..go aand help their ministry

i dey laugh no be smal

anitank: Na wa

ENTERPRISE BANK BE D WORST,NA PREGNANT WOMEN AND MUMMIES DEM GET.

Habidab: I have experience similar situation with ma bro before,but now i dont even go to their house again,the wife just they do foolishly.

E GO BETA 4 U. NA SO DEM DEY DO O

Slow venom: Fear of money, trust, inferiority complex, self control, maturity n failure of other, if 9ja guys cn overcome all dis dere 'll more marragiessssssssssssssssss.

IT IS A PITY SAY MUMU DEY RUN THRU UR VEINS. U NEED MURUPAGTAIC ANTIBIOTICS

Valentinooo: Bros no be only you o. The comments i'm hearing from these married men these days are scaring me. I was reading a post yesterday at sex life in 9ja page and a guy was like he's sacred of getting married. I laughed but truely that's the problem men are facing now. These girls claim to be nice during courting but will show their true colour once they are in. Imagine a man that married in february and planning divorce in september.

DAT IS JUST D FUNNY ASPECT,DEY RE LIKD A PREDATOR.

Mamacita007: lloooooll pot calling kettle black. now you just showed urself as a mannerless man. u're the one insulting all women with ur useless comment. thank God we know ure not a ready made man. vamoooose

MTCHEEW.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]It's not the lack of men that's the issue i think, it's the lack of 'marriageable' men.


Men are scarce, boys are plentiful [/quote]DO U KNOW Y NAIJA LAGDIES ARE SEARCHING FOR HUSBAND? ITS BECOS DEY RE LOOKIN FOR READY MADE MAN. DEM BE THIEF,OLE,BARRAOW,INCONSIDERATE BAGA AND TO END IT ALL,THEY LACK MANNERS.

badesco: You mean Nigerians are living is Syria? i can't belief it.

WETIN U NO BELIEVE? ABEG GO SIT DOWN OR GO SLEEP. U HAV HIGH TEMP.

ShymmexLion: Cor blimey!!!

However, Nigeria has no airport, to be honest. Just two train-stations with air·strips and a few glorified village-esque bus stations with dilapidated runways.

Anyway, the termite of Africa a la Nigeria, is at its rightful place, at the butt-crack of every good thing in Africa.

Big ups to all the countries on the list for making mama Africa proud - salute!!

DAT MMA NA EM WORST PAST,POO DEY SMELL THERE. IF U VISIT THEIR TOILET,U GO SUMMERSULT.

Abbey2sam: God bless you too brother

MUFU,MUFUTAU

Abbey2sam: God bless you too brother

U AND D ODER GUY U BE MUFU,MUFUAU

otokx: South Africa has 5 Airports in African top 10 Airports, if you take top 10 universities, the same thing will happen, take another indice like power and they are on top, go to rail service they are still on top.

God bless Nigeria, hopefully we shall get there, one day.

otokx: South Africa has 5 Airports in African top 10 Airports, if you take top 10 universities, the same thing will happen, take another indice like power and they are on top, go to rail service they are still on top.

God bless Nigeria, hopefully we shall get there, one day.

MUMU IS UR NAME.

favinvest: Come guys am getting tire of this ENDTIME nonesense.

Any small thing endtime. Is it only in Nigeria that the world is coming to an end sef?

NA MUMU DEY WORI U,NO VEX