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FelcoCom: r u a male or female

all of the above....lolz

youngPRO: Abi now? How did ur day go?

nice bro, urs?

cimetidine: 1 nil

Emmanuel!!
C'mon.....

Gbolasky: Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his
shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the
bank with a spanner to
open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went
to bed
with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched
the
news and waved at the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a
sleeping patient
simply because she forgot
to give
him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his
TV volume because
he wanted to read a text
message..
7. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a
mango tree to check
if the mango was ripe enough
then came down and
started stoning it.....
9. A FULANI man who
chose to
drink because he thought sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw
something that looked like
shit, touched n tasted n
said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....
11.AN IDOMA man who put
his
radio inside the
refrigerator because he
wanted to listen to Cool FM..

I would av loved to pik one bt it's not there......*winks*

Chiamaka01: What's the big deal? Have you uploaded yours?
*in Asa's voice*
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.

hmmn.......... Chiama!!

hackex: GOD HAS SMILED ON ME! finally! av bin admittd to study computer science with economics


AM JUST COMING FROM ADMISSION OFFICE NOW AND MY NAME IS ON THE MERIT LIST BUT JAMB AS NOT UPLOAD IT

I pray we see more of this.









Wow!! Am very very happy for you

oh YoungPRO!!

youngPRO: D wife material in some
ladies is not enough to
sew G-sring!!!

Goodmorning and how was your night?

lwkmd!! Nice intro to a new day....

abdullkabar: That awkward! Silence wen abraham nd isaac returnin home after he wntd to sacrifise! him...
Abraham:i love u son
isaac:if ha hear
gud morin

lolz... Thumbs up bro!!

abdullkabar: lolz...ASUU is my country!!sorry nigeria
papindinho lngst tym,u rememba me??

not at all bro. U could help me find it out with some hints

abdullkabar: me is jst trying to print mine buh jamb site hs jambed on system

lolz... U need to chill for some time bro.

hackex: yes bro.. you have to wait.. have been going to the office since last week, i manege to meet the man today.. just wait bro his around his putting on black suit

Nice one Hackex.





Am very elated to hear the good news you brought bro.







Congrats!!

Oh my gosh!! Page 396.......





Good evening great people





#been long you saw me

[quote author=Sleek_Hoyeen]'m jus cool..u?[/quote]I'm in the right order. Having a sleepless night.

gratmedic, how u doing?

Chiamaka01: *posting from dreamland*
Iye mwen!
Una still dey here since.
See wetin satanist cause.

lolz.....

abdullkabar: aiit...dream of this thread..

lolz

abdullkabar: lyke its both!!
Nice profile picx.
#Spits on palms,use it to relax hair,den winks..hello baby gel

are u a Kenyan? #lolz

lolz

Chiamaka01: @all, where's jake
Hope he's not under camizzy's skirt as usual.
BTW, where's camizzy

I've been sighting Camizzy here but I think she's kinda waiting for Jakey to be around before she would post...lolz

Chiamaka01: Evenin', pappy.

sorry for the late response. I had to attend to some issues.

Chiamaka01: Fynest n papindinho have.

thanks for the response Chichi!!*winks*

abdullkabar: Pls wu hs printd their admission letter??

like I've done it. Any prob bro?

@Hoyeen wats up?

Chiamaka01: Nice writeup. I hope you apply all these principles in real life.

that's somewhat of a question for all to answer.
I think we all know the right things to do, the question is,'are we willing to do things the way they ought to be?' Cos that's the reason we are humans.

good evening guys...... Hope u had a nice day

good evening guys......

hahahaha.... Lwkd!! [quote author=x-kid2000]Call off the strike or i'll send you to SYRIA.[/quote]na so o oga mi. For security reason...lolz

youngPRO: Countdown to 400th page! Who is it gonna be?

I have 4 candidates this time around.... You, Sam, Chiamaka, Tola, Jodekss and Miracy.......#Mike is a bad loser...lolz

lwkd .....

youngPRO: Babe u beta leave all this formimg and clinch to the winning party! Forget Samtolly, he is a pot calling kettle black

YOUNGPRO!!! Thou shall not implikoba an holy man......

Samtolly4JESUS: I was saying you should slim-fit your T shirt!

Holy voice at the sight of Ada Lam...lolz

O boy!!

youngPRO: SAMTOLLY! What were u saying the oda tym? ##draws out machet from it shef##

wetin I dey see? Shey no be this type matchet dem dey use during Adedibu time for Molete....lolz