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World Greatest1: many thanks to papindiho. many thanks to papindiho.

nice moniker bro. Are u related to pele or Messi?

[quote author=Itz_pretzy]yhs sire[/quote]that's cool ma.. Hope ur not gonna dislike somebody like me who had killed more than countable hens,ducks, goats etc.

Oluwatola5: Ok

related to the part of TETFUND ish ASUU is clamouring for.

[quote author=Itz_pretzy]well, medicine isn't jz my thing sire....I'm haemophobic and also nat a patient person.[/quote]wow!! You can't withstand killing of hens, goats etc niyen

Oluwatola5: Hmm...am enjoyin dis ur Who Wants To Be a Millionaire show ooo, how much am i answerin dis questn 4? My parents are fyn

hehehehehe...

Samtolly4JESUS: Ibadan people be like

'Sicine film, eni duro wo tan'

'Sicine' or seasonal


By the Way,

This our Oga felcoCom don turn this place into 2go group chat oo... That's good sha..



@boss and bossresses, How's the day going at your end?

lolz.... Cool o... And how's your end?

Oluwatola5: Hmm.....bravo!!

lolz.....abi na

Chiamaka and Miracy on at the same time.... Hmmn #sounds teletubbiesical

FelcoCom: ok.....i dy 4 apata side...u sabi d place

sure na...

Oluwatola5: Wuz d meanin of E.T.F and is it 4 guys?

Educational trust fund...#guess tns

FelcoCom: whr gangan

Eleyele. Uhn

Oluwatola5: Alfa Pappy, u dey fear ni?

Fear!! That's a wrong word for Mujeeb.....lolz

FelcoCom: no.....just wanna knw u guys...whr in ib

Ido local govt

FelcoCom: ok....whr do u stay

the way u dey ax question here ehn... Abi una dey do srvey ni...lolz. IBADAN ilu Ogunmola.

FelcoCom: solitude....urs

calm.

FelcoCom: funi u...how are things with u

oh!! Fne bro. And your side?

Oluwatola5: Non can contest wif dis he-SHE of ours ooo

Naso jawe.....

FelcoCom: 9c...hw tins

tns are immobile object that could be seen, felt or held.*winks*

A researcher was gathering information from kids all over the world about their future and here are the responses.

Brazilian kid: I wanna be a footballer in future to keep my country up in that respite.

Chinese Kid: I wanna be an engineer

English kid: I wanna be a doctor

German kid: I wanna be an astronaut

Nigerian kid (Akpors): oga please, is it possible for an hungry kid to grow?

Interviewer: no.

Akpors: so, how will I have a future when am starving at this age.

Lolz.... Akpors

FelcoCom: wats ur course

Local govt admin

Gbolasky: Akpos fell into a well and wasscreaming for help.
His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help:
AKPOS: How much did you buythe rope?
EKAETTE: NGN 1000
AKPOS(Still inside the well about to drown, shouted): What! Return it now now, go to papa Ochuko at the fourth street he sells it for NGN 250.00 Hurry up before I die here oh!
.
One word for Akpor

Gorgordina

World Greatest1: Big thanks to papindiho.

U are everly welcome boss.

FelcoCom: same....ur name

Mujeeb.

Oluwatola5: Mike has chngd fully oo, am sure u will run course MOZ101 on him, i mean her in Ife

hehehehehehehe.... No o. There are natural SHEs around na

michaeltotti: permanently,cux am seein many request nw ...it good to b girl tho

hehehehehehehehehehehe...... Those are the SEXISTS around.

o necessary

Oluwatola5: He went 2 fix his, sorry, i meant she went 2 fix her nails

He is poised to be she but still on further processing...lolz

michaeltotti: ayam here oo.u wan toast mhee??

lolz.... Shey you don transform finish ni.... Abi u ar still on rehab

but

Oluwatola5: I kno but mayb her surfin meant 2 surf d net.

Miracy suppose write am wella na. Even to an average Ibadanian surf (omo).lolz #I undstd tho, I was just joking

FelcoCom: how u

am doing good boss, and you?

Nigeria: a rich nation with poor people.