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Oluwatola5: Holy Pappy our Holy ACSO shld com in here and give him sum holy whip.

YoungPRO na holy man too o so, holy whip for holy man is not a bad combo....*winks*

lolz..

hackex: WHERE THE HELL IS MY POST

Hackex..... U ar nt the only one o....

Fynestboi: same thin appen to my frnd she beat public admin ctmark with 32marks nd her name is not on d list sent to JAMB, reason was that she didnt put MATHS in her combo.

I don't really dig why OAU has that crush for MATHEMATICS.... Ahn

wow!! I don miss page o....... Somebody should put me through. #howdy @all ?

I see you Sleek_Hoyeen(f),
Dolphineyes, Itz_pretzy(f), camizzy(f),
onaopepo1,
Gbolasky and Miracy(f). How is ur day going?

Gbolasky: why do some pastors like to put
somebody into trouble?

I was in church one day when
pastor said:
"It's time to say hello to your
neighbours, shake hands and lets
get to know each other."
I said hello to the person sitting to
my left and to the one sitting to
my right.. We introduced our
selves and both said they were
Egyptians.
Preaching time came and pastor
decided to preach from Exodus
14:13.. Telling us about how God
saved the Israelites from
Egyptians.
My people, remember that there
were Egyptians on my left and
right. I was thinking to myself
"How do these two Egyptians feel
knowing that their people are the
bad guys in this Bible verse"
Well, I just sit-down my own je-je-je.
The next thing oo!!, pastor
shouted:
"The Egyptians made the people
of God to suffer for years!!!,
I said they made them suffer!!!,
Turn to your left and to your
right!!! And tell your neighbour!!!,
The Egyptians you see today!!!,
You shall see no more!!!"

My people, if you were in my
position will you say the word?

na suicide attempt be that o....lolz

Gbolasky: THE 4 WIFES – An Inspirational Story
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wifes. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He’s very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and infact is the merchant’s confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant’s 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, “Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I’ll be alone. How lonely I’ll be?

Thus, he asked the 4th wife,”I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I’m dying,will you follow me and keep me company?” “No way!” replied the 4th wife andshe walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant’s heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, “I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I’m dying, will you follow me and keep me company?”"No!”replied the 3rd wife.”Life is so good over here! I’m going to remarry when you die!” The merchant’s heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife,”Ialways turned to you for helpand you’ve always helped meout. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?” “I’m sorry, I can’t help you out this time!” replied the 2nd wife. “At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.” The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : “I’ll leave with you. I’ll follow you no matter where you go.” The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, “I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !”

‘Every man and woman has four wives or husbands. What do these wives signify?’

THE FOURTH WIFE
The 4th ‘wife’ is our body. We love our body day and night. In the morning, we wash our face, put on clothing and shoes. We give food to our body. We take care of our body like the fourth wife in this story. But unfortunately, at the end of our life, the body, the first ‘wife’ cannot follow us to the next world. As it is stated in a commentary, ‘When the last breath leaves our body, the healthy color of the face is transformed, and we lose the appearance of radiant life. Our loved ones may gather around and lament, but to no avail. When such an event occurs, the body is sent into an open field and cremated, leaving only the white ashes.’This is the destination of our body.

THE THiRD WiFE
Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

THE SECOND WiFE
The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we’re alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

THE FiRST WiFE
The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

nice words....

Teaser4: am sorry bro, was damn busy, am back now

u ar welcome sire.

nice info

Jodekss: My people in the Lord, if you met the merit but haven't seen your name, perhaps it's cos you have a wrong subject comination, you must run down to the school, the senate building, the admission office, try and relay the question of wether the combo is ok or not or the reasons your name ain't included... I have my reasons for saying this o. Peace...!

please, let the concerned be informed... Best of luck.

Chiamaka01: Oga, i've learnt oh.

omo!! Chiamaka na one kind student that ft sack Mr. Tisha (Fynest).lolz

GBAM!!

Chiamaka01: Nice write up, but... weren't u meant to start with 'Dear fellow girls?'

sisi michael!! Lolz

Samtolly4JESUS: My prayer works!


She's delivered



Now, ASUU! Quote this Strike properly!

Nasir should look into that...lolz

Samtolly4JESUS: She needs to collect a #5000 Form, and come with 3 passport photograph.



And Quote this post properly.

lwkmfh!! Sam!!

Teaser4: All things bright and beautiful.
ASUU STRIKE WILL END THIS WEEK,
Source:Holy Ghost

geezer Teaser... How are u doing boss? U com leave us like say we be prodigal son abi. E no good o..lolz

Samleke77: I tink this thread shuld be on d front page, cus criously its very hard to kip up wit u guys, my last page was 332 nd now u guys v hit 370! Its like some of u work and sleep here (likes of Oluwatola, samtolly, papindinho etc nd u guys went 2 d extent of uploading ur CV's wit pictures, wow! Dats fascinating, m very sure d nxt time I try to post u guys must v pass 400.
Looking forward to seeing u guys on matric day.
I rep d Faculty of Social Science
Great of the great among the greatest great OAUifeites!
Add me up on 2go Samleke77

nice one boss

youngPRO: "Na. wa for all these rich people ooo. I went to visit a friend frm a very rich family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit. =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º​=))

hahahahahahahahaha.lolzlllll

lwkmd!!

youngPRO: SamTolly! Nahin I jejely dey my own now u con dey fyn my gobe! Anyways, I forgive you

GBAM!!

[quote author=Sleek_Hoyeen]Oh! Never knew its bad doing that here... I guess am a learner... I'm really sorry.[/quote]hehehehehe... Buh u get license na....

Samtolly4JESUS: oh

I see... #team frustrated Jose!

phew!! #TeamMoyesOut

Samtolly4JESUS: Team United!

#TeamChelseafc #TeamWillian #TeamEto'o

Gbolasky: y laughing

no mind my mouth jawe. It twitches at will.

[quote author=x-kid2000]''una'' #checks# I no be siamese twin naah! Pappy.. Na SYRIA oh,as the CSO nah,,,[/quote]lolz.... I don grab am jawe. #how far na wetin dey sup...

Gbolasky: sowie it gbolasky38 nt gbolassky38

aiit boss

Gbolasky: okay will send u a request, gbolassky38 dat my username

Bah komi....*in Hausa's voice* ..lolz

Gbolasky: Crazy Family:

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to
date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter"
father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't
said that.
I have to tell u something son, but
you must promise not to tell your
mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out,
but a couple of months later ...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n
she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other
neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't
said that.Angela is also your
sister."
This went on couple of times and
the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother
crying.
Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I
fell in love with six girls but I can't
date any of them because dad is
their father!"
The mother hugs him
affectionately and says: "My love,
you can date whoever you want.
Dont listen to him He isn't your
father."lollzz

lolz... Two smart gamers

Gbolasky: wao ar u on 2go wat ur username

sure... Depapinx

Gbolasky: wao dat great ooo, what was ur jamb and putme score

Jamb- 244 p-ume 246. Combo: maths, Eng, Econs, Govt

Gbolasky: pin pindinho pls wat course ar u going 4, morever wat ur aggregate

local government admin aggr: 245

abdullkabar: helo brodas

Hello AbdulKabar

Prince adebayo: Jumps page from 357 to 366

lolz

[quote author=x-kid2000]Hi Guys! I've missed over 40pages... How Interesting!![/quote]X-Kid chai!! Where una go all this while ehn