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wait wait, princess

What planet are you from? cos all the beauties around here have all gone away,


Dat was my ice breaker way back, and it always worked

Ha, i remember those days with nostalgia, my elder sister caught me once, and since then i became her unofficial maid, from washing of dirty clothes to passing notes to her bfriends then,

No be small thing, i continued, although now, no be stealing sha, since na me drop d money for d soup, lol

My People, stumbled on this, had a great laff, pls enjoy


Messi: Bros how far na

KAKA: I dey o

Messi: e get as this world cup take be o

KAKA: walahi I no know wetin happen with us wey Dunga don overput hope say we go carry am,

Messi: una own better, Guy na 4-0 dem flog us ,I no score goal,me wey be world best footballer!!!

KAKA: Guy dem tear me Red card,I never collect Red before for my life. No be only u no Score, Rooney nko, even Torres.

Messi: Una lucky say no be Germany una meet. I no even see road dribble.Na only klose and dat small boi Schneider just dey use us shine.when Gerrard call me tell me I think say na lie till I play back d video as we dey go back Buenos Aires,

KAKA: Eh ya. Kpele. But dat 4-0 too much o. We laff for bus tire as we dey go airport. E sweet us die.

MESSI: make una dress! Una wey no fit head ball?

KAKA: make e be, at least none of us bin don go do advert say im dey head ball, and dem no disgrace us. last last Holland no win cup na…

MESSI: Germany too no win na. Chei, iniesta no go let person rest oohh

KAKA: hehe,na una for barca go suffer am na. Nobody go fit talk for our side as Raul no go World Cup. Who open mouth,im head go roll

MESSI: Shey?, no shaking sha, we go chat later. me wan log out go play Choosing for area so. Heinze dey here sef. E say make I hail u. E dey vex say dem no choose am for area.

KAKA: make e gerrout. Him rough sef. hail am sha. E go be. Make I enter church. Dis Mourinho,me no know whether I dey im first eleven again afta dis wolcup. i dey fasting programme. Later

MESSI: Guy, pray for me too oh. I hear say that Nigerian guy - Eyeama dey move come La liga oh…

Are u agitating for a '

Agibecky:
Do you know that thousands of secondary school leavers who cannot gain admission into higher institutions need jobs and many of them are paid as little as N5,000 monthly salaries in Lagos and other places. My friend pays his receptionist N8, 000 monthly and thank God her residence is not far from the office.

Majority of the civil servants in Nigeria are going to depend on the minimum wage and those with families will have no choice but to use their children and other dependants to hawk goods on the street.
Monday night on the way home from work at about 10.33 pm, I saw children still hawking at the Maryland bus near Ikeja and I told an elderly woman hawking with them to go home and sleep. She looked at me and continued with her work.

Today I went to the Tejuoso market in Yaba and I saw hundreds of boys and girls selling petty goods and the Igbo boys engaged in their rag trade of second hand clothes and other goods. I was heartbroken, because many of them have better dreams than petty trading.
I saw depression written on the faces of hundreds of traders and shoppers. I saw pretty girls and handsome boys struggling for survival and JAMB reported today that there is no space for 340, 000 successful UTME candidates and lest we forget hundreds of thousands of graduates and millions of secondary school leavers are jobless.

I returned to the office feeling depressed, because of the bleak future of the poor masses and their children.

If we sack the ruling megalomaniac party and set up a government without a National Assembly, we are going to save trillions of naira to invest in human capital development and develop a 21st century economy to provide better living wages for majority of Nigerians.
It is possible.

Are u agitating for a 'coup d etat' now, the economy is messed up alright. We dont have to compound our lives with any form of further unrest.

Wakuuuubull is most definitely the worst player in the worst team under the worst technical team with a corrupt, inept and undoubtedly the worst football body ever.

@OP,
Nonsense topic, foolish wish, dumb head, obviously low self esteem, immature mind, wat else!

Better be careful wat u wish cos it just might come true!

@Poster,
I agree with you totally. It just shows how gullible men are especially when we are in love. It's a woman world afterall.

@Rokiatu,
Coming from a woman, I respect dat, but try and change o!lol

Really sad, one of the role models is gone, May her soul rest in the bosom of our lord,

RIP Toun Oni

@ queeneve

Take a chill pill, relax jor and stop hassling the guy, if you aint got a solution, move on, dont jump to conclusions and assume crap.

Just withdraw tactically, avoid any further contacts from calls, texts etc, Just stay away, she will get the message, hopefully

First time i saw this, nearly laugh die, still very funny

Exactly, am yet to be wowed by any Naija Music Video,

All thanks to Papa God for being the number 1 always.

Thanks to my family for all the moral, financial and spiritual supports.

Lastly to my father of blessed memory for instilling in me the 'can do spirit',

Do you have papers to back up d genuineness of the land? Meanwhile lets have the locations and respective prices of the land.

Regards

Ogijo, 120k! haba

This is good news. Enough of this noise, this religious houses just work on our emotions. I really pray this ban is effective sha!

@Love4Bug,your no is incorrect. Kindly correct it asap, ur pic is stunnin though, very munchy

@Poster,get a life outside men at least 4 now.Get a job,activities dat will keep u busy, go to school.Earn respect 4 itself.Put a lid on ur lips, u dnt av 2 talk about ur past to any1 and I mean any1. Most importantly,get a life with God, don't move in wit any man until after marriage, Live within d dictate of God always, Peace

@Dom,
Isnt dat obvious, d same govt dat offers dem gud incentives,d same politicians dat will use dem come 2011,d same forces dat supply dem uniforms,ammunitions and other gadgets, Dat govt is grossly irresponsible and shud be liable for all activities of d militants!

Aba is on fire, heard even d banks have been inoperative in d past week.Kidnappin is d in-thing now and to imagine dat d state gov'nor, The Odour Orji had sum amnesty prog. for this militants, Gods' own state, my foot, these militants ought to be prosecuted instead of being encouraged!

kindly structure dis also at d price for 2yrs we discussed nt interested in 1yr deal, sat'day we inspect.Rgds

Abiodun, we checkin dis on Saturday, pls take note, will cal u later for time.Cheers

Fineboy, nice work, U ravel dis I had a dream wit my father who passed on some 19yrs ago he kept runnin frm me, I chased him so hard dat I eventually caught up wit him, den he freed himself or it just occured to me dat he was dead, he hurriedly took a turn climbed a wall wit an incredible ability, I was shaken wit fear even in d dream, was scared all nite.
Some weeks thereafter, had a similar dream again dis time with a former colleague @ work who died some two years ago except dat dis time I was more restrained from gettin close even though she was invitin, dis dreams still haunt me regularly, Death is not my portion,I shall live even unto old age.
I got some other dreams, I might be sharing as well.
Many Thanks Bro. God bless you