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So the Obidense coup didnt affect them... Eh ya!

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seunjungle1:
She been dey keep ahm? I no dey like that kind girl wey keep under hair.

I am the opposite. I hate shaven haven. I need bush. The thicker/blacker, the better.

A big fool!

they called him what he really is. A content creator. Trying to start something so he can go viral. Can he speak to ICE and DEA like that in the US. Oloriburuku somebody

elasticlala:
Violating speed limit law in the US is $10 , Lagos wants to do now and it’s N50,000.
You ask yourself if the essences is actually the safety of the people or to exploit them… This would mostly result in further crimes cos whoever exceeds that limit and doesn’t have the money, would try to find an escape route and that invariably becomes even more dangerous.

werey!

The average cost of a speeding ticket in the United States is $150. Fines can range from $50 to $2,500, varying by state and how much over the speed limit you were traveling. The least expensive state to get a speeding ticket is Tennessee, where the maximum fine is $50.

Mrchippychappy:
It stil amazes me till this day how someone so stupid and biased was made a moderator on Nairaland

You are the dull one. It is a valid question as Sowore as president in a democratic government will have no power to stop a state government from closing down it's schools. He'd only have such powers if he is a dictator.

Some women are evil. A baby mother of 2 that I was dating and loaned some money to (my mistake) claimed I raped her when I demanded she repay the loan.

She thought I was a mumu man. I reported her false claim to the police myself and took her to court to collect my money. The ting shock am. I reached a settlement amount with her and bleeped up her credit. E no go better for any woman wey make false sexual assault/rape claim.

Focusmind:
Akpabio should play the CCTV footages in his house. He was accused of taking Natasha round his house. His CCTV should have captured the meeting if he had any CCTV. I expect the luxury house to have one, anyway. He should have a way of countering the woman. I am sure he and his advisers are preparing a robust response with concrete evidence. Reno or FFK may be incorporated to manage the PR Part of it with unrelentles attacks on natasha. Lots of people will go behind to start digging her past and I hope she doesn't have any skeleton in her cupboard.

So dull. CCTV footage from December 2023 in March 2025. Too many dull people in Nigeria.

Komu1048:
Thanks for pointing out the error.
Jan 2023 was when I started seeing symptoms but thought I had ulcer, was treating ulcer through that year, was visiting Gen hospital n private hospital.
But was diagnosed of Gastric Cancer Jan 2024, had surgery March, started chemo May and ended it in Nov 2024, it was 6courses

Good luck with your appointment. Hope you get NED/remission.

I am on the same C journey. Diagnosed with colorectal cancer in September 2024, successful surgery in October and Started chemo early December. I start my 4th cycle of Friday then I'll have 4 more over the next 3 months. Its a very long journey but one can only stay optimistic.

Komu1048:
I dont know who is seeing it, I remembered when I was diagnosed of cancer Jan 2023, it was crazy, gastric cancer(stomache cancer) and the doctor was talking about total removal of my stomache, lastly he partially removed it. Then chemo came and like play I started first chemo till the 6th chemo. I will be going to hospital tomorrow to see the doctor, I pray I hear good news. Please if you have a cancer patient among friends and family please play a role in helping them, with financial support, care, prayers or word of encouragement. It's not something you will like to wish your enemy. May God be with us all

January 2023 to now is a very long time from surgery to finishing chemo. When did you have your surgery and when did you start chemo?

lacasera14:
Is Irritable Bowel Syndrome part of it?

No.

The amount of naysayers on here is crazy. Did you lot even read the report at all. Are you the same ones that will read 150 pages of Dele's book?

Whatever you do, dont choose an alcoholic!

XY23:
Ah! So people were actually killed at lekki tollgate? Read that again, and slowly: the APC government in Lagos admitted people died and paid compensation to the victims' families.

Now, we'll see how people will fixate on the ongoing misinformation rather than how much damage has been done to their morality complex and critical thinking, in believing otherwise.

Salvation is still far from this generation of Nigerian youths. Make una dey chop agbado dey go while old anarchists continue to hold future generations down.

Meanwhile! October 1st has been slated for protest and EndSars memorial is 20th. Lol. They think it is book and grammar to contend against devious forces. This is a wasted generation. SMH!


PS_ If Jesus had started His ministry in present day Nigeria, much focus would have been on Judas who compromised than on the purpose Jesus came to fulfil. And you could imagine what would have become of Christianity. A bunch of emotional and unreasonable people, that's what many of us are.

103 people died in Lagos durimg the widespread riots in October 2020. There was violence and anarchy all over Lagos resulting in the loss of civilian and police lives. The panel of inquiry was for the disturbance in Lagos and not some phantom massacre at Lekki Tollgate where DJ Winch personally carried 7 bodies to the soldiers.

https://www.africanews.com/2023/07/24/nigeria-mass-burial-for-103-victims-of-the-endsars-movement//


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-e1bNRUpeQ

Be like say Na skit. BE be like say na expired passport she tear and that is not a crime

greypencils:
That metal box ehn, its a must. Despite its strong nature, boys still dey jack am to steal your provision.

It was one of the easiest to jack. They either bend the sides or use a cutlery to slip the locks.

Was in boarding school from 1990 to 1995 and I had 4 of these items.

The plastic bucket
The black and red box
Cutlass (flying blade)
Bathroom slippers.

FreeStuffsNG:
Kelechukwu Orji yet no pictures? This can put a lot of Kelechukwu Orji out there in serious trouble of mistaken identity!

Since it's already a concluded case then the actual Kelechukwu Orji's picture can be released so he can go defend himself up to the highest British court.

My sympathy to every innocent Kelechukwu Orji out there. Check my signature for free stuffs!

I found one on LinkedIn and was tempted to put the picture on here but decided against it. The timeline on that LinkedIn profile matches the rapist.

Went to Uni from 1996 - 2000 so that puts him around 48 years old

Came to the UK in 2017 and attended Digital Bananas Technology. It is a school/work experience program run by a Nigerian that helps people transition into IT.

Worked for HMRC from Aug 2018 - Aug 2023

Has removed Orji surname from profile

Botragelad:
For how much longer do these politicians believe the people can endure such treatment? When you force your citizens into a corner, they may well turn to violence. Just look at the state of Venezuela's economy, it's a complete disaster.

Countries with communist/dictatorial leaders, such as Russia, Iran, Venezuela, and North Korea, have economies in shambles because they always seem to prioritize their own interests above all else. Even with an abundance of resources, they fail to prosper. Take Russia, for example, where elections are merely a sham, with Putin as the sole genuine candidate and the rest mere puppets. It's a farce, really.

It is obvious you have been conditioned by CNN and the likes as you have simply just regurgitated what the U.S calls the axis of evil. Whilst you worry about Russia and Iran you convenienetly forget Rwanda, Cameroun, Uganda and Equatorial Guinea on your own continent. Continue fooling yourself trying to sound like you are well versed in world politics when in reality you have been brainwashed.

Why cant you verify stuff before you post. This is fake news. The tweet was made on 11 July 2024 but that building had been repainted as far back as March 2024.

See attached street view image.

Fuji musicians paddy

1. Man that cuts finished toothpaste tube to use - I dont
2.man that can't cook - I can cook
3. Man that can't last 45 minutes in bed - I am an action governor without pills or aphrodisiac
4. Man that has a baldhead - I have hair
5. Man with yellow teeth - I dont have yellow teeth
6.man with mouth odour - No mouth odour
7.man that doesn't have at least 1000 dollars in his count - £5000 in NS&I, £2000 in current acc, £3000 in rent receipt account
8.vegetarian man - I am a carnivore.
9.man whose poo smells too bad - I dont think my shit stank worse than average
10 man that licks pussssy - Guilty but I can stop
11.bowlegged man - I dont have a bow leg
12. Man I am taller than - I am 169cm

Dont loan her any money even if she tells you she is about to lose her land in Entebbe.

If you loan her money and try to get it back through the courts she will make a malicious report to the police that you raped her.

No matter how sweet she acts, she expects you to be responsible for her upkeep and the upkeep of her 2 bastard children.

She is a boring Bleep. Pussy stank and dry as hell. You'd be better off wanking.

Final advice: Dont be stupid like me... Run for the hills. There can be no good you can get from a slay babymama from the ghetto of Kampala who had her first child at 16 and posts semi nude pics on Snap.

edlion57:
Hypo fit sue him for deformation

Not only deformation. What of paraplegic?

immortalcrown:
Since the issue of the agreement began to trend, I have not commented on it. I don't take a stand on something I do not understand. I try my best to avoid saying what I cannot defend. Even with this very article, I am yet to understand the agreement.

This sounds vague. Who decides human rights? Can human rights vary according to countries? If LGBTQ is later adopted into human rights, doesn't the signed agreement force the member countries to legalize LGBTQ?

These are questions, not claims. Answer the questions if you can. If you choose to treat the questions as claims, you are obviously delusional and sentimental.

Please use your brain. it cant just be dead matter!

Nigeria has ratified the UN declaration of Human Rights. The UN declaration includes the rights of LGBTQ and anybody else. Why has the country not legalized LGBTQ?

This one is a dreamer. The business is not viable and what the hell does he need $100m for?

jaeyking:

Ban Osimhen because of an outburst with a coach

I have not seen a situation like that occur before

Nigeria doesn't need this tension amongst their squad players at this point in time

And NFF should stop meddling in the squad affairs

That has been our greatest issue

Because you are either a Gen Z or an adult in Diapers. Anelka was banned 18 games by the FFF for an expletive laden outburst against coach Raymond Domenech.

doggedfighter:
Why grab him from back ? Is he resisting arrest ?



Why's it that our officers here always arrest with kicks, slaps and all manner of physical abuse ?


Just arrest him for impersonation. Let him kindly explain who called him to bar.😊

He was resisting without violence. Not sure about Nigeria buf in some jurisdictions that is a secondary crime. The police were very gentle with him. Very minimal force.

As a lawyer he should know better.

Babangidapikin:
I remember having to hold my chest this evening just going and coming up a small steep . Seem I over stood today doing something. If you need to rest do rest ... Don't overstrain your body, do a medical check up regularly if you can afford it

RIP to the young man

More like you need to up your cardiovascular game

What kind of friends do you guys have. When we are out my friends and close acquaintances leave their opened drinks and cups with me when they go to the bathroom and vice versa.

I dont even think about someone poisoning me. I dont believe I hang with people who would want to do such. Maybe its because it is Europe sha. They will do investigation. Nigerians believe juju and diabolical stuff too much.

shortgun:
A very foolish boy who's clearly exhibiting traits of foolishness and disrespect that comes with being raised by a single mother.
By the time he gets to the age of his father he will understand that men don't walk away from good women.

You are not very smart. You can walk away from a woman but never from your child. I definitely understand the young man's anger but until he has heard from his father he will only have one side of the story. I have a friend whose ex stopped him from seeing or having any contact with his daughter since 2009. It doesnt help that they live in different countries.