₦airaland Forum

ThatCEO:
I thought I am the only one who noticed this. I have a good feeling he is making a career suicide. Sales that anybody can replace you compared to audit n for much more money?

They may offer you $42,000 at the start but its only when you really start that you'll realise that the salary has some sales quota attached to it. Do you think this company will continue to pay you if you make no sales or dont meet the quota?

Why would your friend quit a stable audit job where he/she earns $2100 net per month for a remote sales job where there is no job security?

This makes no sense to me.

https://news.sky.com/story/theres-a-big-scam-going-on-how-people-are-paying-thousands-for-skilled-worker-visas-for-jobs-that-dont-exist-12945498

Shine ya eyes. A lot of these scummy sponsors taking money off you have no work available for you to so.

Bunkbars:
camera were on the ATM. To capture faces.

Banks have advanced in technology.

And from your face, they got your phone number?

Built2last:
The worst that can happen to a man is to train children with pension money. Most men gallivanting today never think about old age. So short sighted.

You can't be doing school runs at age 60 because you married late. I dread it. God forbid. If you are struggling to have kids, go and do IVF. forget the bullshit people say. Na your sperm, na your pikin. get ready for old age. If you are 35 years. You have spent half of your life on earth already except God give you extra bread.

At 60, you should be planning retirement. last born is planning to move out of the house and you are ready to tour the world with your wife.

I dread old age without money. That's the only fear i have. So i am now investing in my children while i have the money and the energy

There are fake boys and fake men out there but there are good ones also. If you postponed because you think you will find in the future. Hey, that future is not guaranteed. find a good woman and wife her now.

Don't look for a perfect woman as you are not one. We always set high and unrealistic expectations for the other person forgetting that we are all far from perfection.

Don't marry just who you love, marry who you can Tolerate their madness. All of us dey craze last last.

Love and beauty doesn't sustain marriage. Naa. Tolerance and Trust does.

Wise words. Very wise words.

I got divorced 3 years ago and went on a madness with the mandem for a bit. Now I am leaving my mid 40s I am scared of being alone in old age. I had a very nice loyal 30 year old lady but had to let her go (very painful) because I didnt want to be doing the very school runs you talk about in old age.

I have now met this 30 year old lady with a teenage daughter who doesnt want any more kids just like myself and I am hoping to build something deep and lasting with her. I dont think I will sign any marriage paperwork though cah my eye see pepper last time around.

Okorondo:
Yeah it was in 2017 my friend in school Solomon he was addicted to pentalozyn it got to a point that he became so fat he usually finds it difficult to get vein to inject himself (he was studying nursing) all of his body had scar's of injections like tattoos unfortunately he developed these scary wound that ate deep down his thigh before it could be discovered it was too late may his soul continue to rest in peace 😪 drugz is bad it ruins

What drug is pentalozyn? Cant find any info about it anywhere

So he was 31 and got a 15 year old pregnant for her to have given birth at 16. She was 27 and the boy was 11

Overload!

Died in active service.

I know someone who made a second child beacause his daughter woke up and started to stare at him and his wife at around the time he was going to execute coitus interuptus.

I think he was dumb. The daughter was not even 2. so what if she sees you spilling your seed? She'd never remember

Nfora:
Me too just de wonder oo
So where is the N6tr o called subsidy money coming from or going into?

And how come FG is owing NNPC N2.8trillion subsidy money?

Government magic

obinnanelson4:
If they have been engaging in crude swap for refined pms, why then is subsidy in the picture all these while. Or is it that i do not understand what swap means?

There is money value of the exchanged goods to balance for the books. its not simple trade by barter.

Assumptions for calculation sake
1 barrel of crude is $100
1 litre of petrol is $2
You can get 150 litres from each barrel

x NNPC gives Trafiguara 1 barrel of oil
x Finished cost of 1 barrel turned to petrol is $300
x Trafigura will only provide 50 litres of petrol to NNPC for every barrel
x On NNPC books they now have $100 worth of petrol (50 litres) instead of the $100 they should have received for the crude
x They sell the 50 litres to the public at a subsidised $20
x The govt still has to make up the $80 shortfall

That is SUBSIDY

obinnanelson4:
If they have been engaging in crude swap for refined pms, why then is subsidy in the picture all these while. Or is it that i do not understand what swap means?

There is money value of the exchanged goods to balance for the books. its not simple trade by barter.

Assumptions for calculation sake
1 barrel of crude is $100
1 litre of petrol is $2
You can get 150 litres from each barrel

x NNPC gives Trafiguara 1 barrel of oil
x Finished cost of 1 barrel turned to petrol is $300
x Trafigura will only provide 50 litres of petrol to NNPC for every barrel
x On NNPC books they now have $100 worth of petrol (50 litres) instead of the $100 they should have received for the crude
x They sell the 50 litres to the public at a subsidised $20
x The govt still has to make up the $80 shortfall

That is SUBSIDY

Gadafii:
How did you satisfy a bleeding virgin girl, did I read mouth pleasure😕😕

And lastly, when were you born?

This is the question I want to ask as well

Dullards!

To any discerning person this is obviously a case of attempted fraud and nothing to do with a bank trying to take a customer's money. It can be frustrating but thats just thebway these things work. The banks can also move quicker but they like to drag their feet.

Thr bank is in receipt of a court order and it can only work with that. Once it is recognised and rectified by the court that the customer is indeed not dead, the hold on his account will be released.

Thats approximately N815 to feed each prisoner per day. Thats N270 per meal.

Anyone who prefers to be in prison to be fed with N270 per meal needs their head checked.

I wish u niggas can understand this shyte.

The story is not clear but you never know what you'd do if you find another man in your house. There is something called red mist and that point you are on auto pilot and no longer in control of your emotions and actions.

I been there and seen it all. I got a second chance. Now I will not fight for any woman. In my head, any girl I am with is a cheater so if I (eventually) find out anything, it wont bother me. Just dont rub it in my face and dont bring the man to my yard.

Love women with sense. This stuff i am sharing you can only get with experience or indoctrination. I plan to school my son and teach him the reality about women.

I went through the same shit 4 years ago. This was with a woman I came to the UK with on the same plane 20 years prior. We were only so young and went through everything together. We knew each other's secrets. Everything!

Although the live had fizzled out we still kept a united front for the sake of the kids and we needed each other financially as were used to a certain standard of living. When this woman did a BA course and landed a job that doubled her salary, I became an obstacle and she showed me pepper.

3 days after I left the house, this woman brought her boyfriend to the house and he was busy sucking her kitty in the bathroom with my children in the house (found this out in texts messages collected during disclosure)

This woman and her boyfriend show me pepper. Dem drag me reach crown court with jury trial but man buss case! 6 counts and all not guilty. Do you believe this woman came to court to testify against me on behalf of her boyfriend. She was ready for me to go to prison because it was claimed I assaulted her boyfriend and smashed up his car.

I sabi this woman secret o and could have finished her life in this same UK but I could never bring myself to repay her evil with evil. This is where men differ from women. She was ready to finish me totally by somebody up there no gree am

Today I am living my best life and wouldnt have it any other way. Too many women in my life professing their love but I don overwise. Dem sister don show me as e dey go.

If the biyatch is reading cah I know she is on Nairaland; Please clear out the dirty plates from under your bed and stop wearing one Primark thong for 10 years. Pata wey dey change from black to dark brown to red to camoflague

histemple:
Please educate me. What is HK?

Headquarters of Yahoo activities. Its like a drug traphouse. This is where all yahoo boys congregate to cha che. The HK usually has a chairman

1Alex:
people who talk like you are the ones who have never been a victim of robbery.

My family and I were robbery victims too many times in Nigeria. I think our house even set a record when we were home invaded 3 times in 6 months

If actual or suspected robbers are killed in action in the heat of the moment that is fair game but this type of killing is premeditated, extra judicial and plain evil.

This was blood letting by blood thirsty and sick people not connected to the alleged robbery incident. How the Bleep can anyone sleep at night after witnessing such depravity. No wonder so many Nigerians have undiagnosed mental health issues.

Charly boy is dumb

alizma:
Where is his first wife? Secondly, if your heart doesn't go with his idea, never do it to Please him or anyone.

You are an illiterate and the person who liked your post is an even bigger one!

GeorgWashinton:
My marriage has suddenly been plagued by sadness and sorrow.

I'm married for ten years now and my marriage has yielded us two beautiful kids. But my wife has just suddenly changed. She doesn't cook for me and the kids any more. She comes back from work late sometimes by 9pm. She picks calls at odd hours and sometimes doesn't let me hear or understand the conversation. I complained but she said I was insecure and that nothing is wrong.

Few weeks ago I found a love letter she wrote but undated and nameless. She said she wrote it for me. I was heartbroken because I know for a fact that it was not for me.

My wife is threatening to divorce me citing that I'm maltreating her which was purely a lie and a false pretext to leave me.

I love my wife and wouldn't want her to leave me, how do I build back my home to how it was? I seriously need my wife by my side and the peace restored.

You cant. I know the human thing is to try to fix the marriage but the reality is once the love is gone, it will never come back. At most you patch it up for like 6 months but everything will still fall apart eventually.

I know this isnt what you want to hear but someone has to tell it to. Start making plans for a life without her and under no circumstances must you get physical/violent.

Source: Breakfast Experience

Nice movie

I was totally useless at cooking. Not because I was lazy, I just didnt like anything I cooked so I preferred to eat other people's (read ex- wife) food.

When I was served breakfast, the first thing my mom worried and asked about was 'kilo wa ma ma je bayi?' (what will you now be eating)

Thank God for YouTube - SisiYemmie and Sisi Jemimah. In under a year I became an expert but I am still so critical of my own cooking that I seek validation from my kids everytime I cook for them when they come over.

Some of my samples attached

madridguy:
Commercial banks can accept them from citizens but they will only credit accounts and not pay cash. And the banks can redeem them from Central Bank. A very good move from the CBN.

Are you an illiterate?

Ruto that Obidense people like to compare their messiah to was also stoned in Kisumu county, Kenya


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_xKZzx9L5A

Wiseandtrue:
Come Dunsin Oyekan, variety is the spice of life!

Not all secular music has evil lyrics

Some of these secular music are great too!

Let's stop putting each other down! We will go far in life if we judge less!

Even the Bible has varieties, song of Solomon dey, lamentation dey! Pick the one that suits your mood

What is important in life is that we don't hurt others, love! The greatest commandment.

My banana o, come chop my banana, sho ni power o, Elemi lo mast!

That one na world music na

AbdulMagaji:
I think there's no marital status as

Married by Court
Married by Church
Married by traditional

Once you are married, you are married and if your wife wants a divorce abroad, it's as simple making a phone call.

Please pray before getting married o, because as humans when dollars starts coming in then you will know the true Color of such person.

Wrong.

Traditional marriages are not recognised abroad (UK/USA). Only a marriage where a certificate has been issued by a registry or a church that has such powers vested in it, will be recognised in those countries.

Its a good idea not to enter into the evil contract called marriage but note that if you live together, have children, buy property together, invest together e.t.c, you will go through all the motions a married couple go through except a formal divorce.

nurey:
300km/h
VW phaeton
6.0L W12 engine
Abuja kaduna highway

Limiter removed, lost 2 tires after the stunt, they melted prematurely.

Liar! 186mph even on the German Autobahn is no mean feat

yerokunphilips:
In a saner climes the IG himself will resign .
I don't think there's any country on earth where the police murder her citizens like Nigeria. A friend ones said it's better you have argument with a mad man holding a gun ,than having a conversation (not argument )Nigeria police.

Nonsense! The police in the US kill people everyday and no one resigns. Stop being dramatic.

When Jean Charles De Menezes was killed in London, Cressida Dick who was in charge of the operation got a promotion and eventually became the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police.

Stop being dramatic for likes.

jeromestarks:
It's surprising how this idiot thinks he stands a chance to be president of Nigeria.

He is as delusional as a man who married a woman he didn't disvirgin and hoping to have a peaceful and lasting home.

Anyways, Nigeria needs foolish people like him to prove a point.


No matter who becomes the president of Nigeria come 2023, you can never have peace of mind if you married a woman you did not disvirgin because she will forever compare you with the first man who fvcked her and that will make her misbehave as the wedding progresses.


Don't pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (a virgin) by a boy who only gave her two eggs and indomie. Only a fool will do that. Are you a fool?


Do not Marry a woman above 23. Women gets clumsier with age. Most women who are single above 27 are battling with one serious disease or the other. Do you want to spend your hard earned money treating a woman disease which you know nothing about?


Once a woman has lost her virginity before you met her, she has lost her glory. She's empty. She's now a disaster. You can not grow old with such a woman. Just fvck her and go. Never wife her.


If a woman did not give you her best years (18 - 23), do not give her your best. Most of them spend their best years enjoying life and after they are used by yahoo boys, they look for a home to retire. Do not let a girl above 23 retire into your home.
Most girls who aren't virgins have been used and they don't even know it. If you marry such a girl, you business will crumble and your life will be a hell on Earth. You will never rise again.


Finally, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Who hurt you? I have been hurt too and I am very wary of women but this is too much.

You are way too bitter. You need to let go and move on lest your bitterness consumes you.