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Politics › Re: Wike Visits APC National Chairman, Nentawe Yilwatda, In Abuja by Parachoko: 10:02pm On May 12

fergie001:
I am advancing impunity for a man who could have fought like a man?
You have the levers of office, I don't expect you to be asking me what he could have done.

Fubara No Sabi play Politics.

He's lucky he was hand-picked and installed as the Governor.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde to unveil PDP-APM alliance, declare Presidential ambition May 14 by Parachoko: 9:59pm On May 12

Cajal:
Which form
Who will accept the aspirant or candidate

Makinde keep on making same mistake
You are unavailing PDP-APM knowing fully well PDP will be on the ballot against APM

Why can't you move on

Amala convention failure
Ibadan summit failure
Coronation failure
Apm will come third in Oyo

Makinde loyalist are in control of PDP

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Health › Re: EFCC: Akwa Ibom State Doctors Embark On Indefinite State Wide Strike by Parachoko: 9:55pm On May 12

I don't understand why some security officers do behave like Touts

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Politics › Re: APC Screening Appeals Committee confirms disqualification of Fubara loyalists by Parachoko: 9:05pm On May 12

Politicstoday:
This is false here. Appeal committee will release their reports tomorrow.

Nah so Una dey talk say they were not truly disqualified grin

Politics › Re: True Or False? "Black People Cannot Rule Themselves". by Parachoko: 7:29pm On May 12

False

Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo Dies Of Liver Cancer by Parachoko: 7:19pm On May 12

OMG

I've being following him since he contested for the Mr Nigeria competition

What a pity

This life sha

May his soul RIP 💔💔💔

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Politics › Re: Supreme Court Will Disqualify Jonathan From Contesting 2027 Presidency – Keyamo by Parachoko: 9:39am On May 12

GeneralOuki:
So why was he not disqualified in 2015? Btw he was only sworn into power once in 2011.

He was sworn into power twice

Stop arguing Blindly bro

Politics › Re: I Don't Know Anything About APC Screening, I Am Not A Member Of The Party - Wike by Parachoko: 6:46am On May 12

floss:
Hope you know that your man Benjamin Kalu chose to run away from contesting abia state… we told you guys but you want to continue hallucinating…. Now it’s a matter of time before Wike show your Tulumbu the exit door as well… relax you’ll learn a new thing

Nothing concern me with wetin dey happen for Abia state

Politics › Re: I Don't Know Anything About APC Screening, I Am Not A Member Of The Party - Wike by Parachoko: 6:43am On May 12

CharlotteFlair:
He will be and it's soon but you will not live to witness it. No need for you to write in highlights.

You and your love ones won't live to witness Asiwaju swearing in, in 2027

Politics › Re: I Don't Know Anything About APC Screening, I Am Not A Member Of The Party - Wike by Parachoko: 10:24pm On May 11

CharlotteFlair:
Delay is not denial.

Peter Obi Will Never Become The President Of Nigeria

Politics › Re: 2027: Why I Joined The Alliance With Peter Obi - Rabiu Kwankwaso by Parachoko: 10:22pm On May 11

After Peter Obi lose in 2027, I See Him Betraying Kwankwaso

I see Atiku Mocking Kwankwaso

This I have seen

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Politics › Re: Group Compiles 301 Reasons Nigerians Should Reelect Tinubu by Parachoko: 9:48pm On May 11

esnbrutality:
Shameless Lagos APC propaganda merchants. Na LASG dey sponsor all these Nonsense.

LagosOrigin:
It's either they've given this hungry group of jobless people rice or carton of indomie each because that's all that it takes to support tinubu especially in Lagos .

I Love Your Tears grin

Peter Obi Will Never Become The President Of Nigeria

Politics › Re: I Don't Know Anything About APC Screening, I Am Not A Member Of The Party - Wike by Parachoko: 6:39pm On May 11

LagosOrigin:
He will soon fight tinubu, it's just a matter of little little time .

Nah since 2023 You Wailers don dey Talk this grin

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Politics › Re: 1 Peter 3 Vs9. Read, Learn And Be Guided.....For Peter Obi .... Photo by Parachoko: 6:35pm On May 11

SeeWahala:
You've finally returned your general ditari alter ego which you were using to drag if os here abi?

You go still retire this one after Peter Obi pursue your bula ba commot for Abuja back to iragbiji

I Love The Way You Wail grin

The Agulu Fraud Will Never Become The President Of Nigeria

Politics › Re: 1 Peter 3 Vs9. Read, Learn And Be Guided.....For Peter Obi .... Photo by Parachoko: 5:58pm On May 11

PresidentMUGABE:
Chinese youths are inventing things with Positive energy while Nigeria APC youths are inventing hatred, bitterness, resentment with Negative energy because of laziness......

It's going to be fine sonner or later..

The Agulu Fraud Will Never Become The President Of Nigeria

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Politics › Re: 1 Peter 3 Vs9. Read, Learn And Be Guided.....For Peter Obi .... Photo by Parachoko: 5:30pm On May 11

Peter Obi Will Never Become The President Of Nigeria

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Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi/kwankwaso Floors Tinubu In Arewa Poll by Parachoko: 5:30pm On May 11

Dalohad:
Na so Una talk before PO use Tinubu agbari mop ground for Bourdillon for last election.

Fear grip Una.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Is Presently The President Of Nigeria

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Politics › Re: 'What Will You Tell Nigerians' Rufai Sparks Reaction On Jonathan's 2027 Ambition by Parachoko: 5:29pm On May 11

Jonathan ruled for 6 years, he can't point at any Tangible achievement

Politics › Re: What States Contributed To The VAT Pool And What They Received In February 2026 by Parachoko: 5:09pm On May 11

bamayo:
hmm we are not paying tax in Nigeria at all.

Bro, this nah just VAT alone nah

Nigeria is earning trillions of naira in tax

Politics › Re: What States Contributed To The VAT Pool And What They Received In February 2026 by Parachoko: 5:06pm On May 11

ednut1:
i’m a chartered accountant and former tax auditor. Who are you?

Yawns 🥱🥱🥱

ednut1:
VAT is a consumption tax. Are you aware that vat charges by banks in all states in Nigeria are reported as lagos due to Headquarter been there. Dangote cement, coke and other big companies so same. So technically it is not lagos generated

It seems you're living in the past

Politics › Re: What States Contributed To The VAT Pool And What They Received In February 2026 by Parachoko: 2:55pm On May 11

ednut1:
VAT is a consumption tax. Are you aware that vat charges by banks in all states in Nigeria are reported as lagos due to Headquarter been there. Dangote cement, coke and other big companies so same. So technically it is not lagos generated

It seems you're still living in the past

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Politics › Re: What States Contributed To The VAT Pool And What They Received In February 2026 by Parachoko: 2:04pm On May 11

Jakpon:
They actually went to court to challenge this some years ago.

The case will be thrown out because a new sharing formulae has been approved and collection of VATs has been centralised

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Politics › Re: Obidients Accuse Atiku Supporters Of Rigging Facebook Arewa Poll by Parachoko: 1:57pm On May 11

esnbrutality:
E pain una..na so una rush enter dia...

Atleast they are still both above tinubu

Peter Obi Will Never Become The President Of Nigeria

Education › Re: Education, Agriculture Candidates Exempted From UTME - JAMB by Parachoko: 12:47pm On May 11

bong4:
These are the issues. We should be raising the bar and not lowering it. It says a lot about one's value for education or agriculture when you refer to them as "just".

A lot of Colleges Of Education and Faculties of Agriculture are empty, Government is trying to encourage students to go for the courses, you're here complaining

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Education › Re: Education, Agriculture Candidates Exempted From UTME - JAMB by Parachoko: 12:45pm On May 11

I hope this will lead to mpre students going for Colleges of Education and Agriculture courses

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Politics › Re: What States Contributed To The VAT Pool And What They Received In February 2026 by Parachoko: 12:41pm On May 11

budaatum:
Did Lagos, Rivers, Oyo etc ask for more allocation?

The did ask. Just haven't gotten it yet.

I dey talk about the money from VAT

States like Lagos, Oyo, Rivers should have reject the sharing formula

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Politics › Re: NSA Ribadu Orders Army To Conceal Boko Haram, ISWAP Attacks Until After 2027 by Parachoko: 12:27pm On May 11

iwaeda:
Tinubu’s NSA Ribadu Orders Army To Conceal Boko Haram, ISWAP Attacks Until After 2027 Elections –Military Sources | Sahara Reporters /3R4iZN4

https://x.com/i/status/2053791264642932811

No B everything you see online you go dey repost bro

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Politics › Re: What States Contributed To The VAT Pool And What They Received In February 2026 by Parachoko: 12:25pm On May 11

abc115:
What states contributed to the VAT pool and what they received in February 2026

1. Lagos
Contributed: N215.34bn
Received: N51.93bn (24.12%)

2. Rivers
Contributed: N110.78bn
Received: N29.22bn (26.37%)

3. Oyo
Contributed: N28.30bn
Received: N12.97bn (45.82%)

4. FCT
Contributed: N20.46bn
Received: N9.37bn (45.78%)

5. Bayelsa
Contributed: N19.81bn
Received: N9.38bn (47.35%)

6. Delta
Contributed: N14.42bn
Received: N9.47bn (65.68%)

7. Edo
Contributed: N13.34bn
Received: N8.83bn (66.19%)

8. Kano
Contributed: N12.02bn
Received: N11.56bn (96.22%)

9. Borno
Contributed: N6.23bn
Received: N7.86bn (126.25%)

10. Jigawa
Contributed: N5.95bn
Received: N7.90bn (132.83%)

11. Akwa Ibom
Contributed: N5.78bn
Received: N7.66bn (132.54%)

12. Niger
Contributed: N4.28bn
Received: N7.38bn (172.30%)

13. Sokoto
Contributed: N4.06bn
Received: N7.21bn (177.64%)

14. Adamawa
Contributed: N3.89bn
Received: N6.92bn (178.01%)

15. Gombe
Contributed: N3.80bn
Received: N6.50bn (171.28%)

16. Kwara
Contributed: N3.38bn
Received: N6.43bn (190.25%)

17. Kebbi
Contributed: N3.20bn
Received: N6.82bn (212.71%)

18. Plateau
Contributed: N2.84bn
Received: N6.72bn (236.25%)

19. Kaduna
Contributed: N2.78bn
Received: N8.11bn (291.79%)

20. Ogun
Contributed: N2.72bn
Received: N6.96bn (255.57%)

21. Nasarawa
Contributed: N2.54bn
Received: N6.01bn (237.21%)

22. Anambra
Contributed: N2.42bn
Received: N7.12bn (294.39%)

23. Ondo
Contributed: N2.30bn
Received: N6.73bn (293.09%)

24. Ekiti
Contributed: N2.27bn
Received: N6.21bn (273.41%)

25. Yobe
Contributed: N2.21bn
Received: N6.17bn (279.79%)

26. Abia
Contributed: N1.93bn
Received: N6.37bn (329.11%)

27. Bauchi
Contributed: N1.88bn
Received: N7.24bn (384.52%)

28. Osun
Contributed: N1.84bn
Received: N6.63bn (360.80%)

29. Taraba
Contributed: N1.75bn
Received: N6.07bn (347.59%)

30. Kogi
Contributed: N1.65bn
Received: N6.53bn (395.48%)

31. Katsina
Contributed: N1.46bn
Received: N7.71bn (526.85%)

32. Ebonyi
Contributed: N1.39bn
Received: N5.94bn (426.41%)

33. Enugu
Contributed: N1.30bn
Received: N6.45bn (494.97%)

34. Zamfara
Contributed: N1.27bn
Received: N6.44bn (508.56%)

35. Benue
Contributed: N1.05bn
Received: N6.86bn (652.53%)

36. Imo
Contributed: N905.99m
Received: N6.70bn (739.16%)

37. Cross River
Contributed: N679.58m
Received: N6.14bn (903.89%)

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I'm still in shock Governors and Lawmakers from states like Lagos, Rivers, Oyo etc didn't ask for more allocation from VAT they generate

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Politics › Re: 2027: No Southern Candidate Can Unseat Tinubu, Atiku Camp Warns by Parachoko: 11:56am On May 11

Atiku wants the Opposition to Unite under him.

Let Atiku step down and Support a Southerner if he truly wants the opposition to unite as One

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Politics › Re: Obidients Accuse Atiku Supporters Of Rigging Facebook Arewa Poll by Parachoko: 11:54am On May 11

helinues:
All those people you mentioned, na how you dey manage to engage with them? How I wish permanent blocking go dey on NL, na for life I for block those monikers . Their toxicity is not good for one's health

They are Frustrated

I know how to handle frustrated people like them.

They are not happy, they are so depressed, they can't still believe Asiwaju won the presidency in 2023, they have not fully recovered

If the coup carried out by those soldiers was successful, Obidients will fully support the Coupist with Thier full chest

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Politics › Re: Rivers State: Disclaimer On Purported Screened Aspirants List by Parachoko: 11:48am On May 11

press9jatv:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
11th May, 2026

RE: DISCLAIMER ON PURPORTED SCREENED ASPIRANTS’ LIST

The attention of the party leadership has been drawn to the circulation of a purported list of cleared and uncleared aspirants for the Rivers State House of Assembly currently making rounds across various media platforms.

We wish to categorically state that the said publication is false, unauthorized, and does not emanate from the appropriate party authorities.

It is important to note that the screening exercise conducted by the committee headed by Mauriana Ajibola was concluded less than 24 hours ago, and no official list has been released by the party at this time.

As a responsible political party, we are guided by established procedures, rules, and timelines regarding the publication of screening results and related information. Any official communication concerning the status of aspirants will be communicated through the appropriate channels in due course.

We therefore urge party faithful, aspirants, supporters, and the general public to disregard the purported list and treat it as the handiwork of mischief makers whose intention is to create confusion and unnecessary tension within the party.

The party remains committed to transparency, fairness, and due process throughout the entire exercise.

Signed:

Hon. Tanko Yamowa, Secretary, Screening Committee for Rivers State.

You just go dey copy and paste a random Instagram post grin

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