₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Okpo dey the blood na spirit no matter how much u give an okpo u wasting your time he go still dey collect steady u see that 5k for short time they value am pass the millions u give to them .Chai simp o I hate SIMPs. They no dey always they get sense

PerfectStranger:
So marriage is always their retirement plan.

Rozross:
Hope you didn’t snatch another woman’s husband

flejnr2:
This is definitely a dog that did this

KunGioKehRah:
Rent a room in a hotel

Call her to come and fxck her very well
Give her doggy style , give her missionary
Ask her if you should cxm inside or withdraw the sperm
If she wants it give it to her. Tell her to give you blo.wjob and suck your penis cap very well.
Give her kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa, ta, ta ta ta , fa fa ,fa,

What are we together for, it's not when we die that we should be enjoying each other.
Ask her if she wouldn't mind a thre.esome with her daughter.
Drink via.gra or alcohol and wee.d and bang them both.


BUT BE READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS

#itiswell!

jeromestarks:
But come to think of it. This girl go sweet to fvck.
For marriage, I prefer moderate girls.
For fling, I love this kinda big boobs with slim body. Chai.

Threesha:
This is the British carrying a white ram (intended for sacrifice) for the crowning and declaration of Prince Charles as King of England.

This is their ancient tradition and culture (Ọdịnaanị na Omenaanị as we call it).

If this was an African king or Ìgbò chief, our brainwashed Christian brethren will call it idol worship, worshipping Alusi, and paganism.

These are the same people that brought you the "church" and told you that your ways were evil. They deceived you to abandon your ancient ways, only for them to hold unto their own.

See them celebrate their own with pride.

Africa wake up.

Administration1:
All of you guys are lucky Sha



My papa and mama go carry me go park, come pay seat for me, agbero go load the motor like say na garri Dem dey pack. I'll carry my tin box, inside contains;
Milk
Milo
Garri(plenty)
3 white shorts( that will never come back, the one that manages to come back will be brown)
2 bedspread (this one na material to sew shorts if the white shorts don disappear)
Sugar
Cabin biscuits
12 notebooks
2 close-up
1 Dunlop slippers
2 sandals.
And 1,000 naira(in 20s and 50s)
The above is to last me a term.

seangy4konji:
Your cup of tea.

After you don distribute am around lekki ajah axis finish...


SPerm bank looking for a weak man.

We go deh knack you dump you ni...and give you small change for your toto..

you cannever make a wore a house wife...


she go disrespect the family las las with her fake eye lashes and eye brow.

SimPle man will enter her dm now....

Hoeloshi

Betensure:

Hoes are meant to be drilled

OLAADEGBU:
Furious Harry And Meghan have been relentless since the Queen died.

plaindealer:
Meanwhile in the land of the developers....



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sarrki:
If everyone can hold their governors accountable the center is just the unifying factor

We see Wike

We see umara zulum

We see hope uzodinma

We see David umahi

We see Babajide sanwolu

We see el Rufai of kaduna

We see umaru ganduje

What excuses do others have of not performing

Lately we see charles soludo

We see Samuel Ortom

doggedfighter:
From your explanation, aren't the parents stubborn?


By their acts they're encouraging and teaching their ward to flout rules and disobey constituted authority.




The HM has exhausted all channels of sensible

communication with the parents of the child , yet they keep behaving like stubborn he goats.


Thereby consistently making her work difficult.

Is black stockings on their dress code?


What will you have the HM do ?


The HM is exasperated .



Yes they deserve whatever she dished out.


Nanchench peepoo !!


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anyilalaz:
Buhari should be the bigger fool because for the past six months, the oil price averagely from $110pb to $122.71pb as of june 2022. Source: https://www.statista.com/statistics/262861/uk-brent-crude-oil-monthly-price-development/

dalass:
If it is consensual, no law can deal with you but it is underage girls or rape, you're O.Y.O. Oga uncontrollable penis

bukatyne:
Don't confuse me with your family members.

bukatyne:
Why aren't the parents of these kids also held accountable?

How can your daughter be out of the house for days and doing all sorts and you aren't punished for it?

Such a shame at R. Kelly's end. Man was a genius and some of his songs are still my favorites.

Anyways, he whom the gods want to destroy, they make mad.

MuMuOnBail:
Anyone with the R.Kelly sextape should please help a brother with it for research.

I have searched for it on Xvideo, Brazzer, Redwap, XnXX for the past 2 years now.

dalass:
He is Bill Cosby all over again..

Black guys who left rags to riches still can't control their dic.Ks

rusher14:
In certain countries you could be done for child pornography if you watch it.

Just letting you know.

MufasaLion:
Nairaland perverts will have same fate also.

alcuin:
R. Kelly and wahala.

Truly, if you read what R. Kelly did to those teenagers, you'll have no pity for him.

Sad. The Storm is not over for him.

OnionBandit:
See where your state stands...

As expected, the side that is known for fraud didn't disappoint...

Despite countless "Sit-at-homes", they still had the resources to commit this kinda monumental fraud

God bless Yakubu for sanitising the register before eRection day

Igboslayer:
Crude oil... Easterners will claim oil producer as well.

EtinosaDLaw:
Oga Seun, since yesterday the media has been awash with damning irrefutable allegations against INEC for registering people with fake names and fake dates of birth. A protest is even being planned to that effect. Why hasn't nairaland shed light on this? Why is that information being suppressed? You see this game called Nigeria, let's not forget that we're all players. What we do today will shape our history tomorrow, you as the admin of this forum will have to choose what you want posterity to remember you for. Few days ago, there were obvious deliberate attempts to malign Obi simply because of an ordinary WhatsApp BC. That news was repeatedly flogged on these streets as if the man had committed high treason. We even had takes from both the relevant and irrelevant political jobbers make front-page. Even Keyamo and Reno's mouth diarrheas made it to the headlines. But something of this magnitude, a crime against 200 million people, is being stifled and silenced. Something that Is planned to subvert the will of the people is being hidden. It's okay, but let us remember that we're all players in this game.

Cc: Corridon PresidObi Mynd44 Nlfpmod

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Get well my real niggarr

A niggar with balls