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RomanceRe: My Widowed Mum Is Trying To Marry *opinions by Paretomaster(m): 2:20pm On Aug 04, 2017
brandydaniells:
my dad died in 2006


she is lonely


a wealthy man wants to marry her again

me ans my siblins dont like him

but then there is my mums happiness cos she clearly loves him too


cant stand another man drilling her ..
i will die


i feel as if she betrayed my dad


advice pls
You can't stand another man drilling her? Ain't u ashame to make such statement about ur mum?

What makes u even think it's all about drilling, she needs a companion, and a partner. ...

If that's what make her happy, let her have her way.. .

Oniranu, go and drill her na.. ....
PoliticsRe: Giant Tilapias, Huge Cows, Rice Pyramid & Others Shown To Osinbajo In Kebbi by Paretomaster(m): 7:56am On Aug 02, 2017
otokx:
Those fish are really gigantic.
Believe me, they are not, u need to see d ones caught during the Argungu fishing festival. ....
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones And 4 Other Series Nigerians Overhype by Paretomaster(m): 9:54pm On Jul 29, 2017
POWER is the BOMB!! !
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics And Traditional Rulers Battle Over NYSC Camp In Imo (Photos) by Paretomaster(m): 6:49pm On Jul 29, 2017
ChetaNwaeze:
Although I am also an nwafor, but I must admit that we Igbos are too primitive, intolerant, clannish, spiteful and hateful.
Hope u are ready for the assault ur brothers will launch? Be ready to be called an OSU. ..ogbunigwe also coming.. Take cover quick
CareerRe: The New Girl I hired Keeps A Frown Whenever She Brings Anything To Me.(photos) by Paretomaster(m): 12:05pm On Jul 25, 2017
It's like using sugarcane as walking stick, u will eventually eat it.. ...

Single 9ja guy, employed A teenage Pretty 20 Year old.. ..u will eventually f*ck her
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Has Mental Problems - Abubakar Tsav by Paretomaster(m): 8:09pm On Jul 23, 2017
GodIsBiafran:
Hausa shoe shiner - what is your business with Biafran land and Biafran issue? Gerouofhere
#Osucoward, e Pain am Ómó ale jatijati!!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Has Mental Problems - Abubakar Tsav by Paretomaster(m): 3:50pm On Jul 23, 2017
Splendid235:
Benue state has four igbo speaking LGAs. should BIAFRA leave them behind?pls somebody should tell the ex commissioner to look for a way to solve herdsmen/farmers wahala first.
Then you should goan carry ur ppl not Benueland.. ......#OSUCOWARDS
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice On Igbos: Our Plans Working Perfectly Well - Arewa Youth Leader by Paretomaster(m): 10:02pm On Jul 22, 2017
GrandGarcon:
You don't even know your history. Abeg disappear. Make una go chop Igbo guys na. Useless sheeple and zooths. You want peace and progress but are not ready to lift even a finger for it to happen. As far as we don't get Biafra we shall continue to fight for her! There is absolutely NOTHING you people can do about it. You don't have the monopoly of violence anymore! Cowards. Don't even bother replying because I won't even read your usless post. Mkpi!
Osu coward!!!
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice On Igbos: Our Plans Working Perfectly Well - Arewa Youth Leader by Paretomaster(m): 6:43pm On Jul 22, 2017
GrandGarcon:
Quite the Opposite. You are all fvcking cowards. Igbo man has awoken from slumber thanks to Nnamdi Kanu. Comon gataway! I am so happy because this is just the beginning. We are little by little taking our rightful place. There is absolutely NOTHING you people can do to us.
Cowards!! The greatest coward ever known to man is from Igboland.

Can't u even see u ppl don't have sense nor know wat u really want? U want to leave, and the beat way to do so is Insulting everyone, and still expect to remain in d Zoo.. ..instead of holding ur leaders accountable. .gerraherehmehn
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice On Igbos: Our Plans Working Perfectly Well - Arewa Youth Leader by Paretomaster(m): 6:02pm On Jul 22, 2017
GrandGarcon:
Shame on all of you. Keyboard warriors and fvcking cowards. Go to hell all of you! You people think this is 1967. Come act na make I see. USELESS zooths!
E pain u reach like dis? Take it easy before u develop high BP.. .

What's hard dia, u said u wanna leave, they say leave, now u barking like a rabid dog.. ...U MUST LEAVE.. .
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice On Igbos: Our Plans Working Perfectly Well - Arewa Youth Leader by Paretomaster(m): 12:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
Yyeske:
No be by force to stay with arewa, they've told you to leave them and go organise your referendum but you refused, go form your Biafra, you still refused? Who is the coward now?
You dey mind the cretins, I said if from the beginning, the ultimatum is not desirable, but necessary to put the FLATINOES in check.. ....
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice On Igbos: Our Plans Working Perfectly Well - Arewa Youth Leader by Paretomaster(m): 12:20pm On Jul 22, 2017
Alexkene:
To hell with the North! To hell with Yerima Shettima! Give us Biafra!!!
Come, and take it.. .....
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice On Igbos: Our Plans Working Perfectly Well - Arewa Youth Leader by Paretomaster(m): 12:17pm On Jul 22, 2017
cremedelacreme:
Almajiris keep deceiving yourselves So the reason behind the quit notice was to force Igbos to denounce Biafra? Na by force to stay with una? You guys will not know what hit you when the time comes. Biafra will be actualized whether you like it or not. cheesy
And why are u still here? You should pack ur bag, and baggages, and leave ASAP..
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice On Igbos: Our Plans Working Perfectly Well - Arewa Youth Leader by Paretomaster(m): 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2017
cremedelacreme:
Almajiris keep deceiving yourselves So the reason behind the quit notice was to force Igbos to denounce Biafra? Na by force to stay with una? You guys will not know what hit you when the time comes. Biafra will be actualized whether you like it or not. cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Paretomaster(m): 10:47am On Jul 21, 2017
Hmmmmm make I add my own, when I was in primary 5,we were taking a test, and dis pretty girl (Charity) was trying so hard to copy from me, I summoned courage, and told her, I will only allow her copy if she let me f*ck her, she agreed.


Fast forward after closing, we were both heading to the junior students blocks when one amebo shout "won Fe Se o! Won Fe se!" ( meaning, they want to do it o)

Na so she spoil my show, I chased her across the street.. ...but some old women saved her.. ..na so charity escape. ..


Another one is in my higher institution, I stayed off campus, but whenever I don't, I usually sleep in the mosque, that faithful night, guess a guy was dreaming, he shout SUBHANALLAH , the next thing I hear is commotion, people banging their head on the wall in a bid to escape, as the light is off.

By the time the light came on, it's just me, and one other guy, some have run as far as the swampy area.. ...
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Paretomaster(m): 10:03pm On Jul 19, 2017
Let's converge here by 1:00 am, it's the best time to enjoy this thread.. ....setting my alarm. ..
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Paretomaster(m): 10:20am On Jul 19, 2017
But why is sex such a spoiler? Growing up when I don't have sex at all, and keep a very Clean sheet, rarely lie or do any bad thing, I had a dream and saw who many Muslim's will do anything to see..

I can remember things I say or do when am as little as 3 years old, but now, I no dey see Shingbain...

But I do know when am not alone, I just ignore.....this things are real...
CrimeRe: How Man Prevented Attack By Badoo Cult Member In His Area In Ikorodu. Photos by Paretomaster(m): 6:12pm On Jul 17, 2017
zicoraads:
And he was handed over to the police? Praise God!
Pathetic, the ones they caught With enough evidence, they hand over to police, but Lynch innocent ones..
PoliticsRe: Biafra: You Have No Right To Stop Election In Igbo Land – Orji Kalu Tells Kanu by Paretomaster(m): 10:05am On Jul 13, 2017
Right to the Presidency?

Who d heck is stopping u? Go to the pOll, and Test ur popularity, after making enemy outta everyone ...gerrahereh biko
PoliticsRe: I Will Lead The War If Anybody Kills Any Igbo Man -orji Kalu by Paretomaster(m): 11:14am On Jul 12, 2017
Nossa:
You are free to say whatever that gives you orgasm, you lot will be the biggest cowards ever if you chicken out on your threat, I just can't wait for October.
Whatever. U know Northerners don't blow empty trumpet, they never say they will attack anyone, they simply asked u to leave.. .....so don't play the Victim card here.. .....

Meanwhile your fathers are still out there begging for truce.. ...The ultimatum dies not represent the view of will Northerners, and the rate at which it was condemn by most Northern elders shows the different between the two side.. .

Doe months, when KWUNU and his team where making threats, and cursing everyone, ur elders are too afraid to muster a word... ...


Believe me those that would attack u won't announce, so gerraherehmehn.. ....That simple ultimatum will make ur ppl sit tight now.. .....olodo
PoliticsRe: I Will Lead The War If Anybody Kills Any Igbo Man -orji Kalu by Paretomaster(m): 9:16pm On Jul 11, 2017
HungerBAD:
He has a point.

The North youths that gave that notice, have no right to tell other Nigerian's to quit their region because of tribal affiliations.

Violence is not something that should be encouraged,as no man or tribe has any kind of monopoly over it.

Uzor Kalu as a leader too,should continue preaching love and stop this i will lead the fight talk.

Those that have seen combats,blood and sufferings are usually not in a hurry to go back and witness more.
They only asked them to leave, but u r deaf, and dumb when KWUNU, and his cohorts were busy insulting everyone, calling for war etc.. .

As for Uzor Kalu, grandfather of flattinoes, OJUKWU, made more mouth than this, alas in the end, he did a 4/40 to Abidjan. ....
PoliticsRe: I Would Rather Hang Myself To Death,than Trust A Foolish’ Yoruba Man–Nnamdi Kanu by Paretomaster(m): 7:36pm On Jul 11, 2017
Whenever I See that pic of flattinoes bowing to kwunu, ...i just weak, and Say " so flattinoes no get sense like this? "
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 12:30pm On Jul 08, 2017
Cuddlebugie:
Mai koyarwa, kayi hakuri saboda fusataka da nayi.
What do i know? Nothing.... grin
A'a ni banyi fushi ba , nasan kina zolayarta ne.. .
Yaya jin Dadi?
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 10:06am On Jul 08, 2017
Cuddlebugie:
Teacher and student lipsrsealed
Kema zaki Iya koya Mata ai.. .....ba laifi.. ..
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 12:59am On Jul 08, 2017
AfricanApple:
I meant who are you, I have heard it clearly before. I know there are other ways of saying it.

And biko, my brain is too full with this Hausa ish to unravel your suna grin just do the needful



Modified* are you xtarxhyn huh
Wacece is very correct. ....
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Threatens To Kill Obasanjo And Household by Paretomaster(m): 9:44am On Jul 07, 2017
Adedaniel211:
Kanu no fit.
The whole flattinoe generation no fit... .
CrimeRe: Buccaneers, Eiye & Other Cult Members Gather In Lagos Shrine For Peace Talk.PICS by Paretomaster(m): 7:40am On Jul 06, 2017
DickDastardly2:
Only in APC time
Now shut up, they started this shameless peace talk say bye the time of Jonathan, and it's a no no, besides am yet your see the evil gang leaders in the pix..

People that have split more blood than badoo. ...
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In India For Fraud by Paretomaster(m): 8:34pm On Jul 05, 2017
CaptainGOOD:
Sharaap... dammy krane and sinzu nko?.
Common sense fall on u
Okoro Olodo , so u did not see d scale of 7 out of 10 I gave?
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In India For Fraud by Paretomaster(m): 4:27pm On Jul 05, 2017
CaptainGOOD:
Nawao..
When will u guys have sense on this forum to kno that crime has no boundary..

WHAT ABOUT THESE YORUBA FRAUDSTERS?. undecided
Mechionu dia!! ! Ina own too much Haba.. ..7 out of 10 crime is by the developers. ..

Gerraheremehn
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Hired Mercenaries Killed After Attacking Soldiers In Borno. Photos by Paretomaster(m): 7:59pm On Jul 04, 2017
andyomar:
These guys are highly sponsored by d northern elders
To kill their own people? Provide ur proof or thunder fire u dia.. ..
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 7:46pm On Jul 04, 2017
yehmy:
please add

Tongue

Nose

Wrist. (wristwatch)
Harshe


Hanchi


Wuyan hannu
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 7:41pm On Jul 04, 2017
yehmy:
please add

Tongue

Nose

Wrist. (wristwatch)
Harshe


Hanchi


Wuyan hannu

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