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Lanretoye:
see were wey wan trace,where your family for get money to transport from abia to lagos?,who be your mate...come lagos,I go feed you join before u collect wotowoto.idiot wey no get job wan spend money,ogun kii you there.

If you know say your mama born you well drop your pictures here first.

Juanmike:
Dickcurrency at work.

BTW Dicktocurrency & Clictocurrency which one is more viable?

Lanretoye:
your dead mother didn't have the opportunity to train you and thats why your life is so truncated. You sound to empty and miserable.have you noticed that there is nothing u lay your hands upon that prosper?.cursed and unfortunate fellow.if u ever have the attention of a mother,you won't dare to insult other people's mother.may u lack the favors of all mothers on this earth.

I will torment you till you die. A living dog is better than you. Your life is worthless just the way dey use to spread your mama leg inside hotel. Useless scum of a son.
Shebi you have phone and internet?
Come make we dey yabb! Abi u dey fear?? Coward. I see your phone number and your office address. I can trace your place and frame you up with police. You think say everybody you see for Nairaland na your mate? You no dey fear face alaye?
You wan die so? I warn you now. ómó naija no get trace. I fit spend money for your head.

Lanretoye:
as you wished me death yeaterday,my spirit is replying you this morning.everything bad that is dead in my life will locate you.peace will detest you,the land and the sea and the air will never bid you well again.if u quote me again,your life will never know meaning.you think you can use your foolish oppo phone to cause trouble here,na your forefathers you wan dey mend.stupid ment.

Stupid boy, wetin happen?
I no hear from you today. I was expecting your reply. And I was also wondering if you have already committed suicide or your mama don give you poison to drink.
Useless nonentity of human being! You're already a failure and the way I'm looking at you, I'm not sure you will achieve anything meaningful this year.

Go write this down somewhere: The remaining 4months of this year will be Traumatizing for your family. I curse you thisday. You will die poor in Lagos.

Lanretoye:
your genetical I'll manners is generational,it is in your blood line.if a boy can be this silly,I wonder how the ladies in your family will look like.you need serious rehabilitation cos your stupidity is top notch,the kind of parent you have if atall you have and the home you come from is simply hellish.

Your mama na ashawo wey dey sleep with Dogs for 20k, and your Papa na Mad man roaming all the streets of Lagos. You that look like someone with sickle cell anemia, but already I know you are carry HIV with the way you look in your photo I don't think you will survive this year. Your entire family are doomed for failure.
See the kind of job you are doing to put food on your table? Phone repairer
It shows that you have no talent! Your destiny is a waste. Oponu is coming to the internet to brag. I pity you and your entire generation because they have been programmed for doom. If I should get personal with you, boy I will mess up your life and kill you without any single trace.

Lanretoye:
poverty no let you see front again,it's not everybody that buys 100mb like you,with that useless oppo ozone you are using.from your posts self,a reasonable person will know that you are a miserable person. If not for internet and social media you know people like you are condemned.see, no be every family them take rape swear for ther way u do with your family and your siblings.the way u sound self,e be like na your sister born you for your papa

I go dey yabb you so tey you will commit suicide!
If even you no reply, I go dey follow you up dey abuse your Mama toto, your papa and all your generation born and unborn.
I'm on UNLIMITED INTERNET DATA SUBSCRIPTION. Ogbeni, me and you no dey for the same category and I no fit live in a destitute place like Lagos ok?
Go find your level, I'm a big boy traveling to countries you can never in your entire life be.
You're only meant to be Living in face me I face you for Ijesha. Get life ,but you choose to be stupid, so I'm here to treat your Bleep up Son of a bastărd brace up cos the worst is yet to hit you.

Lanretoye:
he said destitute, thats who you are.can your family even afford to live in this lagos?...na there u go die,the generational curse for that your family is what is killing you.i dare you to tell me one thing good you have ever done in your family.oloriburuku omo ale.

FOOL!!
The only thing your whole Family don achieve for life is by living in Lagos??
Miserable people, I pity your papa the guy don suffer for life.
I know he thinking of committing suicide. Poverty is a curse but your family see it as an achievement. That's why your Mum is opening leg for Dogs so they can pay her 50k.
Una shame dey catch me. A family of Sadist, Mental retarded animals calling themselves human beings. Son of a Bastărd!

justicechichex:
U go see as em dey jump upandan like antelope dey bark orders. U go feel say na goalkeeper dey there. U no go know say na one ekike dey there...

No be you talk just a few minuites into the 2nd half that the guy don improve?
Oh, Shey no be the Same Uzoh you dey hail abi na Akpeyi
Plastic fan.
Una go get stroke watching your Super Fowls

Emmy450:
Abeg make I go find food chop , no be Nigeria go kill me . WTF is this

Oh u nọ chop, u dey watch Nigeria game? E be like say u wan die of stroke

Anigreat:




Now that Atiku has visited Enugu, the 6votes that was to be given to him has now rise to 8votes in Enugu. Congratulations to him.


Tinubu should follow also, who knows, if she visits any south eastern states, 1 vote can be added to the 2votes that was to be given to him in the whole of south East

Dear comrade, This is comrade Paul writing you this epistle of Vawulence in the Book of woto-woto.
For ye hath sent forth the urchins and the Agbadolites into the hades of turmoil.
Ye hath smitten them with the sword of (keyboard) and causeth them to scatter like Reno Omokri beards.
Thou made them to pee on their pampers whenever they see your post.
Therfore brethren in Vawulence, I beseech thee to go forth into this Campaign with high hopes, never relent for the victory is given to us.

Lanretoye:
poverty no let you see front again,it's not everybody that buys 100mb like you,with that useless oppo ozone you are using.from your posts self,a reasonable person will know that you are a miserable person. If not for internet and social media you know people like you are condemned.see, no be every family them take rape swear for ther way u do with your family and your siblings.the way u sound self,e be like na your sister born you for your papa

Illiterate!!!
Can't even construct a simple tense. Your Illiteracy is obviously glaring, and it speaks alot how destitute and poor your family is in the social circle.
...but never mind, I'll come down to your level and break it in simplar terms for you to understand;
U BE ODE!!
A MAD MAN IS FAR MORE BETTER THAN YOUR PAPA.
YOUR MAMA BORN YOU THROUGH THE ANUS.
YOUR PAPA DEY RAPÈ ALL YOUR SISTERS INCLUDING YOUR GRANDMAMA JOIN.
A SCUM LIKE YOU, YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH MORE THAN A COCORACH.
VAGABOND FROM BIRTH.

This one's don get diploma for knackology, but the knack wey dem go knack for that night fit cause earthquake

Lanretoye:
your life is just typical of what you are posting...you don't know more that rape and fu*ck cos you have a raped life. U see why it will be very difficult for you to make it in life.bet me,you go chop refuse lass lass ni.you self would have ever wondered why your life is so meaningless and empty,that is your ill fated destiny,you can never prosper.

Eh yaa..
So because you no get data that why you did not reply since Saturday.
Ode instead of being useless here on the internet, why can't you give your life a meaning?
I don't mind getting you a job since all your family members are useless and worthless!
Stupid boy get a life!!
Your papa na animal
Your mama na zombie
Your sister too Mumu that's why una papa dey rape them one after the other.
I don't know why motor no kill you yesterday because the life you are living inside Lagos is worthless. ODE!!!!!

Lanretoye:
na how your life be,na so u dey type.your life is meaningless as your posts,I wonder you cam point at one single thing you have done in your destroyed life.your life is damaged beyond human comprehension,and it started in the presence of your parent.mo wonder why they have succumbed to their fate of a human Caracas as a child.if you wonder why nobody in your family has never done any good thing in life.all of una sleep face the same direction.sorry for your ill fate.

Jargon upon Jargons!!
No meaningful constructive sentence.
This proves my point that your education is useless. Very daft you can't hold a meaningful conversation albeit being eloquent with your tenses.
You be correct ODE. Mumu man from a mumu family, born by mumu parents and Mumu Grand parents.
Don't think of committing suicide now, wait let me smith you to your grave. Sore loser.
No go wait for road make motor Jam you.

Lanretoye:
you are obviously not better than a corpse,you will do better as dead than alive.your ancestors were cursed and thats why u carry it too.even deliverance will not save you from your ravaging generational course. I just pity people like you are still in this life.you sound so empty in body,spirit and soul I swear your life no fit get meaning again.

Aren't you ashamed your mama slept with dog to feed you?
Aren't you ashamed your papa fucck your sister and impregnated them?
Aren't you ashamed the whole of your family is worthless.
Your entire Family is will die inside Lagos.
Zombie, get sense! You say you want to be an animal. And an animal you will forever be till you run mad.
Baboon.
I don tell you before, if your mama no poison you, Trailer will jam you. Lanre Bastărd.

Lanretoye:
you are a low life,u think you are insulting,smh you are displaying the irresponsible and image tarnished family you hail from.

Your Papa, your mama, and all your siblings including your relatives born and unborn are all efulefu.

I know you are useless in life cos las las you will commit suicide.

You get luck this is not Facebook or Instagram. Wetin I for do you eh... next time you know how to talk in public space. You are very very lucky I tell you.

In all the same, continue being a Fool cos na bastărd born you.

Double-faced UK foreign mission.
You forgot to mention Argentina or did they refuse to acknowledge the invitation?

Lanretoye:
if your family background is anything to go buy,no reasonable person can ever come out from there.your life can never be meaningful as it is.funny enough you are comfortable with it.it is what you practice in your family that you are displaying.

All your family members are bastărds.
That includes your father, your mama, your brothers, sisters including all your relatives both born and unborn. They're all bastărds. Get used to that. ZOMBIE FROM E
Lagos.
You go chop insult tire for this forum. Anywhere I see you comment, I go abuse your family join! Animal
Incoherent Nicompop, you no dey shame at the level your life dey??
Dirty smelling little bastărd. Na internet give you levels to be talking with me. You small midget from a low life family.
You will die a crude dead.

Lanretoye:
if your family background is anything to go buy,no reasonable person can ever come out from there.your life can never be meaningful as it is.funny enough you are comfortable with it.it is what you practice in your family that you are displaying.

All your family members are bastărds.
That includes your father, your mama, your brothers, sisters including all your relatives both born and unborn. They're all bastărds. Get used to that. ZOMBIE FROM E
Lagos.
You go chop insult tire for this forum. Anywhere I see you comment, I go abuse your family join! Animal
Incoherent Nicompop, you no dey shame at the level your life dey??
Dirty smelling little bastărd. Na internet give you levels to be talking with me. You small midget from a low life family.
You will die a crude dead.

Lanretoye:
see the kind of stuff u are made up of,the only thing u know I'm your life is prostitution, perhaps u think every body's mum is like yours. The fact that u were trained out of the proceeds of prostitution will obviously reflect in your miserable life.you low life dunce,how do u ever wanto meet up.na suffer go kill you.

Thunder fire your mouth there. I will keep insulting your Mama cos ashawo is the only thing that is putting food on your family table. If I don't commend her to continue doing ashawo work, how will you eat tomorrow?
She only has 2months to live before she dies of HIV AIDS so start grooming your sisters to take over from her since it's in your family lineage.
Have your Father fuccked your ass today?
You are the reason why pampers is selling expensive in your Lagos. Gay family.

Lanretoye:
can u imagine how u sound,how can ur life be so impotent...one can't even believe you were born out of a woman.that frustration will eventually terminate you,no one can be like you and have a meaningful life.sorry o,your life is beyond repair if u have never been told.

Shut up and go and tell that to your ashawo mama, you bloody whimp.
You're very lucky thus is a faceless site I would have dealt with you miserable that your whole family will eternal mourn your demise. Poorly brought up silly bastărd from the ghetto living in face-me-i-face you.
Internet with cheap megabytes made you relevant.
Once again YOUR MAMÅ TOTO BASTĂRD!

Lanretoye:
your genetical I'll manners is generational,it is in your blood line.if a boy can be this silly,I wonder how the ladies in your family will look like.you need serious rehabilitation cos your stupidity is top notch,the kind of parent you have if atall you have and the home you come from is simply hellish.

Look at this child of incest dey talk. I heard your papa råped your sister to give birth to you.
If HIV your mama gave you no kill you, Trailer go jam you for road. Born throwaway vagabond. Child of an imbecilic parents.

Lanretoye:
your dead mother didn't have the opportunity to train you and thats why your life is so truncated. You sound to empty and miserable.have you noticed that there is nothing u lay your hands upon that prosper?.cursed and unfortunate fellow.if u ever have the attention of a mother,you won't dare to insult other people's mother.may u lack the favors of all mothers on this earth.

Son of a bïtch living in a slum in Lagos, your mama go poison you if motor no kill you for express.
Your papa rape him mama for village that's how they gave birth to you.
Haven't you noticed you look like an imbecilę.
Up till now you never ask your papa why he fucck your sister for anus.
Bastărd impaled child. The curse wey dey follow you no be for here. Son of a bïtch.

Lanretoye:
as you wished me death yeaterday,my spirit is replying you this morning.everything bad that is dead in my life will locate you.peace will detest you,the land and the sea and the air will never bid you well again.if u quote me again,your life will never know meaning.you think you can use your foolish oppo phone to cause trouble here,na your forefathers you wan dey mend.stupid ment.

Go and fucck your mama in the village. Demented bastărd from the cave.
Na dogs will feed on your corpse if motor jam you today.
If you want to prove me try cross express today. Bastărd.
You no go die better dead. If motor no kill you today na poison your mama go take finish you. slowpoke.

Lanretoye:
the way u killed your parents too,your nemesis is waiting to catch up with you,nothing good is working in your life and thats why u are so bitter.even the air will work against your favor.

As you go out today, may Trailer jam and kill you instantly in that your Lagos.
Son of a biitch.

Lanretoye:
do u have parents atall self,u don't have and if by any chance u have one,just remind them that they are doomed already cos you ate a still birth.

Despicable son of a bastárd, hope you will kill your parents in their sleep this night cos they're worthless pieces of shit that shouldn't be left to see the morning cos of the misery and bitterness they brought upon your life thisday.
You will surely die a useless person in Life.

PresidObi:
I swear he didn't sleep

Dear comrade in Vawulence, I am writing you the epistle of st.paul to the people of Agbadorians.
Thus says the lord; why has thou cast a spell of anguish and pain to the people of Agbadolites?
Thou hast caused them so much pain and misery, the sons of urchin have gathered against the anointed son (Peter d' Rock) therefore I command you to prepare thy self as we go into the perilous day of 28th September as we invoke more Vawulence into their kingdom. For no batians, Agbadolite shall be left standing till the day of advent.

Lanretoye:
Hungry dog,continue to bark about...May the forces of the Lagos that Harbour u never favor you.stupid ungrateful set of mad people.

Na your mamà be the hungry dog that vomited you through her anus. Shebi I told you all of your family are imbeciles?
Vagabond from birth.

Lanretoye:
may the land of lagos bring u misfortunes and the waters bring u bad fate.ungrateful fool.as for ur family too,may 7 never be useful for them and for yourself in your entire life

You're very Dumbb Idïot. Breathing son of à scu-m. føolishness makes you think for someone to make it in life, they must come to Lagos ? Like "lagos" is the all-and- all in life?
You are miserable nonentity, bukum, definition of mentally retarded psycho.
Your myopic sense of reason kept you where you are today.
A Nicompop is the most lenient word I can find in my dictionary for you.

Declan360:
Wow.
Can somebody pls, in heaven's name, help me with 3k? Pls.

KKK

Anigreat:




Wow so massive, the love is too much o

Now see how Foolish agbadorians will go and hire fake Fulanis to match for Tinubu as they hired fake bishops just to score cheap point. When you talk of føolishness agbadorians are legends.

Dear comrade in Vawulence, I'm writing you the epistle of st.paul from the Book of Vawulence chapter 5(volume fire for fire) concerning the amount of Vawulence thou hast spent upon the Sons of urchins and Zombies. For thousands hast caused them to perish in great pain and misery.
Fasten and Briddle up thine sword (keyboard) and prepare for we goeth soon into the perilous day of 28th as we invoke more Vawulence into their kingdom( nairaland). For no zombie, Urchins, Agbado shall be left alive on the day of advent.

If you're capable of packing wee-wee come over to Bourdillon