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LiteratureRe: Mama(the Story) by parrotibaba(op):
Chapter two:

Forgive me for showing u my family drama without u really knowing me.My name is Michael Emeka Obialor Jr ,son of Dr.Michael Emeka Obialor Snr n Mrs Mary amara obialor ,I hail from d eastern part of Nigeria, IMO state to be precise, I was d only child of my parents who died of a ghastly motor accident when I was sixteen, stayed with my grandma until I began working, she passed away last 2 yrs n my wife u met,Sophie amaka amakohia who hails from port Harcourt. We live in a duplex(which I built after a fortunate year) in d city of Port Harcourt, I used to work at NNPC b4 I quit to be an entrepreneur, I guess what I was paid dia sucked so I had to move on n unleash d kraken in me,started two supermarkets n presently own a construction company.Enough of me, back to my story!!

"what? is she mad? Sophie belted out.I was as hard as a rock,part of me(d anger part) wanted to kill Chris right away),who is d woman dat claims authority over my marriage? last year it was about kids now divorce? I thought.
"I can see u hv lost ur juju eh Mike?" Chris said now being relaxed. I could tell he was enjoying himself, n Sophie,oh dear Sophie...

"You know what Chris ,get out!!! ,tell Mama or whatever she loves being called dat she can kiss d wall!!! Sophie made for d stairs
"babe!!!!"
"Mike I need to prepare for work,u can show Chris d way out"
"Chris get out of my house!!!" I yelled
"hey don't bother,I just came to deliver d goods" he said as he stood up n made for d door

"tell soph dat Mama wants to see her" he finished as he slammed d door behind him...soon I heard d sound of his car as he zoomed off,my phone rang,it was Jamie..
PhonesRe: How To Convert Mtn Suprise Bonus To Credit by parrotibaba(m): 4:30pm On Nov 13, 2014
this op is a joke

For more jokes

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cost N300 only

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PhonesRe: Airtel's 4GB For N1,500 Promo Resumed by parrotibaba(m): 4:27pm On Nov 13, 2014
very soon sm ppl will start crying of double billing
PhonesRe: Tecno L7 by parrotibaba(m): 4:25pm On Nov 13, 2014
phone to be released later this month
TV/MoviesRe: SUPERNATURAL Fan Page by parrotibaba(op): 8:10am On Nov 13, 2014
twosquare:
I love the episode 5 of season 10...especially with the introduction of Chucks.
who is chucks or do u mean Chuck? d prophet?
PhonesRe: How Do I Install FIFA 15 ? by parrotibaba(m): 7:52am On Nov 13, 2014
Whizzcute:
it doesnt require extra file downloads?
OK download d cracked version of d FIFA 14 apk den download d obb file which is about 1.5gig or more/less ,den after downloading d obb file ,install d apk but do not play it,move d obb file to d obb folder,den play ur FIFA ,u can get d cracked version from androidmob.org or andropalace n enjoy but baba,u need strong network cos 1.5gig no be beans talk
PhonesRe: How Do I Get My Phone's Browser To Function Again? by parrotibaba(m): 7:36am On Nov 13, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
Thanks guys...
I have been able to fix it following your various sugggestions kiss kiss
so it's working now?
PhonesRe: How Do I Install FIFA 15 ? by parrotibaba(m): 7:33am On Nov 13, 2014
its simple


(a) just install it

(b) just install it

(c) just install it ...and;

(d) just install it
LiteratureRe: Mama(the Story) by parrotibaba(op): 7:19am On Nov 13, 2014
update coming soon
LiteratureRe: Mama(the Story) by parrotibaba(op): 11:46am On Nov 12, 2014
continuation:

"what do u want Chris?" Sophie asked whilst sitting down on d edge of d bed.I was lost in thoughts ,"what could dat he-devil want now? is Mama trying to instill fear in me,? No, hell no! maybe he wants to check on his sister, after all he had d right to..." dis thoughts welled in my mind n I was lost in it dat I didn't even know when d call ended
"Hon it's...
"what did he want ?" I stopped her abruptly.Anger n fear roared in my stomach,I hv felt like dis before I thought, dat was d day I was scammed of my hard earned N100,000.
"he said he's coming over to speak with u" she finished.
"what? why? do we owe him? did Mama send him or dis he leave his wife at our place?" I was speaking in tongues, literarily, my hands were shaking, dis is d guy dat nearly broke my head just last week n now he wants to have a face to face? talk about d devil kicking ur behind n visiting for a cup of coffee, I was red faced!
"Mike calm down,d least he can do is talk,if he as much as raise his voice on u,I will lock him up" she finished with authority. Sophie was one hell of a woman,not d bold type, she can be shy at times but she knows her onions very well n when she draws a line about something, she means it.
"just go shower n come down for breakfast" She said ,moving downstairs
"do u want ur eggs fried or boiled?"
"fried please" I replied as I entered d bathroom.

20 minutes later,there was a knock on d door,more like someone banging at d door.I knew Chris was here.
"will sm1 open dis door or do I kick it down? Mike! Sophie!! where r dis ppl?" A loud voice bellowed.As d eldest of d family Chris was just a little like me,I mean d demeanor, we love to show others dat we were always in control of things even when smtims we're aren't(there u go ,I said it out loud!) ,but d problem with Chris n d other rascals ,Ikenna n Matthew with d exception of Sophie,is dat they behave like Mama's robots, de do her bidding without questioning.
"do dat n u r buying a new house for us" Sophie barked back. I could tell she was not in a good mood today,it was 7:20am.
"hello sis,hello Mike, may I sit? " as he walked towards d couch . I came into d parlor n sat down opposite him.
"what do u want Chris? I said as Sophie took her sit
"u know Mama is still angry about what u did last week, as a matter of fact she might be cursing n swearing on ur name as we speak" he relaxed confidently on d couch.
"so?" I bravely said.Chris was tensed all of a sudden, he sat upright ,I looked him straight in d eyes,even Sophie was a little bit suprised as she chuckled,I was d boss n dis is my house!!!
"so? is dat all u hv to say?" his tone was raised
"what do u want me to say? " I maintained my confidence
"yeah Chris what do u want him to say?" Sophie chirped in amidst laughter
"you think dis is funny soph ? after everything dat hap..." he stopped abruptly.His countenance had changed, poor bastard! I said in my mind,u expected me to be afraid eh? well dis is not d village, dis is d city n u r in my house!!!
"well Mama has a message for u Mike"
"and what is it?"
"she wants u to divorce Sophie"
I melted with rage...
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PhonesRe: How Do I Get My Phone's Browser To Function Again? by parrotibaba(m): 9:23am On Nov 12, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
it is.... cry
how u tried browsing with another phone ,with d sim card?
LiteratureMama(the Story) by parrotibaba(op): 9:18am On Nov 12, 2014
NB: The events of this story is fiction however names r r real...







Chapter one:

It was 6am in d morning n me n Sophie just got up to prepare for d day ahead, I was to go to Aba to sort out some paperwork whilst she was preparing for work,she is a lawyer.
"babe how was ur night ?" I asked
"it was great n urs?"
"good" I said quietly. This has become d early morning ritual for both of us .
"I will be coming home late today" she said moving towards d shower. Sophie is my soul mate,we had been friends since we were kids,we used to play together n I remember calling her my wife one time n my mum(may her soul rest in peace) laughed so loudly dat I thought she inhaled "laughing gas". Anyways we went to the same secondary school even though we were not in d same class(I was 4 years her senior) n after she finished school n I was working, we decided to tie d knot.Sophie isn't d prettiest of women but she is perfectly endowed ,like mercy Johnson "perfectly endowed" ,I remember telling her dat her endowment could win a case in court in her favour.
"how's Mama?" I asked with a hint of fear in my voice. Mama is d name we call Sophie's mum,everybody,u dare not call her mum or by her real name. I remember being in a heated argument with her last week at d burial of Sophie's uncle n Chris ,her oldest son wanted to break my head with a bottle of whiskey, I was lucky dat day.
"she's fine" Sophie said still in d bathroom
"and Chris?"
"also fine" she said now out of d bathroom.
"do u want to talk about it? I asked quietly
"no ,do u want to? she replied. I could sense a hint of disappointment in her tone,she was livid dat day n she won't talk about d incident since.
"Babe he tried to break my head with a bottle, I could be in a hospital or a mortuary now,so yes I want to talk about it..."
"Hon please not now,after work" she said whilst moving away from d room.
"let me go mk breakfas...."she was interrupted by d ringing of her phone. She moved towards d table n picked up her phone.
"hello Chris"
my heart skipped a beat..to be continued
PhonesRe: How Do I Get My Phone's Browser To Function Again? by parrotibaba(m): 8:40am On Nov 12, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
MTN cry

@evil999, I have done all that, maybe I will just take it back to where I bought it

@crocz, tell me first.
check if ur APN(access point name) is like this; web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
PhonesRe: How Do I Get My Phone's Browser To Function Again? by parrotibaba(m): 8:24am On Nov 12, 2014
erm @op which network r u using?
PhonesRe: Tecno L7 by parrotibaba(m): 6:24pm On Nov 11, 2014
pic

PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by parrotibaba(m):
another one don come out... tecno L7

2gig ram+16gig rom + external SD card up to 32gig

3030mah ba3

5.0 inches

Android kit kat

33k

Fixed!!

PhonesRe: Blazing Hot!! Introducing The New Infinix HOT... by parrotibaba(m): 9:36am On Nov 11, 2014
infinix hot as in infinix hot iron ? undecided
PhonesRe: Tecno F6 Or Gionee M2 Pls Help by parrotibaba(m): 8:04am On Nov 11, 2014
miss ,for d fact dat u r interested in a phone with led notification n multi touch ,I don't know about d f6 but d h6 has both n it costs just 17k(u can get it 4 less or more,depending on ur area) ,d physical home key which is present in d h6 n also d f6 ,glows when u hv a message or a missed call or when d phone is charging n d h6's ba3 is better Dan d f6 ...but d h6 is a 4.5 inches phone n u like a 5 inches phone so I will advice u to go get d gionee m2 because of its gargantuan ba3 which can last u 3 days without charging(depending on d kind of user u r) ,n it's also cheaper dan d f6,about 23k maybe? ....n d h6 has a mini n micro sim slot,meaning u hv to cut one of ur sims if u hv two ...don't cut it by ur self ,find sm1 who knows how to do it or better still,go ahead n buy d gionee m2
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by parrotibaba(m): 1:02am On Nov 11, 2014
I think when Silas turned mortal he was a witch n d last I checked, witches r also supernatural whereas Ty died as a human werewolf i.e he died as a human with d werewolf gene,just like he was b4 he turned into a wolf
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by parrotibaba(m): 8:45am On Nov 10, 2014
lalasticlala:
very clear in d dark. d camera is superb. i like everything abt d phn except d ba3 performance which is below my expectation


I don't know about others but my H6 battery is terrible. Discharges so quick even when I'm not browsing.
maybe dia is an app drinking kunu from ur battery, try battery doctor n always optimize ,d likes of Facebook r ba3 suckers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) ON 9th November 2014 by parrotibaba(m): 6:52pm On Nov 09, 2014
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) ON 9th November 2014 by parrotibaba(m): 6:41pm On Nov 09, 2014
Arsenal fans how abakpa market? grin






wheelchair fc grin grin

LiteratureRe: Blood On Satin Sheets (A Novella) by parrotibaba(m): 4:15pm On Nov 09, 2014
baba Kris rocking d twins since 3bc grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 0) On 8th November 2014 by parrotibaba(m): 5:51pm On Nov 08, 2014
natureblack:
ya,that's what I meant,that you are one strong "Unbeatable" sh!t that has refused going down the drain after fervent flushs.
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 0) On 8th November 2014 by parrotibaba(m): 5:46pm On Nov 08, 2014
Kunleskey:
This southampton club did nt want to settle 4 less @all won ti ya wèrè gan. 2-0 again.
ah d tell u ,dis guys d vex ni ooh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 0) On 8th November 2014 by parrotibaba(m): 5:44pm On Nov 08, 2014
Mata bad luck!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 0) On 8th November 2014 by parrotibaba(m): 5:32pm On Nov 08, 2014
What's d MATA ? eh haters? sad
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by parrotibaba(m): 4:12pm On Nov 08, 2014
...Tatia ,Katherine ,Elena... dis doppelgangers messing with d hearts of two men since 2000bc ,literally
SportsRe: IS NIGERIA STADIA ALLERGIC TO LED PERIMETER ADVERTISING SYSTEM? by parrotibaba(m): 8:52am On Nov 08, 2014
very soon sm1 will also complain about goal-line technology not being in d stadium sad
TV/MoviesRe: 2face Idibia To Act In Africa's Biggest Star Studded Comedy Film - Head Gone by parrotibaba(m): 6:35pm On Nov 07, 2014
I hv nothing to say...

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