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"What's wrong laddie?" it was Jamie with his Irish accent. We were mates at secondary school b4 he jumped d gun n went to Ireland to do college dia n now he's back n works at NNPC as a petroleum engineer.He said he hated Ireland because of its weather n he wasn't free enough there.

"Baba seriously trouble dey ooh" I replied in pidgin
"Talk to me"
"Its Mama man,she wants me to divorce Sophie"
"What? tell me dats a bad bad joke,why?"
"Because of last week,I don't get dis woman at all,why can't we hv peace in dis house?" I stood up n angrily kicked my shoe away.

"Daamnnn!!!!" I screamed like dos American men when de r so angry about something, I actually did dat to show Jamie dat he's not d only one with a "foreign" swag.
"chill man,chill"
"hon is everything OK down there?" Sophie's voice pierced through our room upstairs
"I'm okay"
"Mike sit ur a$$ down let's talk about dis"
"I'm not going to let dis woman tear my family apart,even if it means killing her..."
"Shut up,like u can even try"
"Jamie u know what I mean"

Soon Sophie was downstairs all dressed up n ready for work,she checks d gas cooker to see if she forgot to put it off,she does dat everyday.l looked at Jamie, he has always admired my wife n it nearly tore our friendship apart one day,I remember punching him in. d face when he tapped my woman's behind at a friend's party,I stood up n moved towards Sophie.

"babe travel safely, u know d d roads are dangerous" she said as she put her arms around my neck while I slid my hands all over her waist den her behind (don't judge me! she's my wife!!)
"and we would discuss about what happened when I gt back from work...hello Jamie" she made for d door
"I'm good" Jamie said out loud
"Jamie do u take it soft or alcoholic?" I said,moving towards d fridge.
"no man don't bother,was just passing by,I need to visit my aunt ,she's sick"
"so then I guess I will see u at okey's bachelor's party?"
"I will see u at okey's bachelor's party" he smiled as he walked towards d door. A minute later,he zoomed off. My phone rang again,it was MAMA...