₦airaland Forum

In life wat U tolerate defines U. And if I define U, u won't like it... U know d ryt thing to do yet U r still asking naïve questions. If na me self dat kind girl no for dey give me er*ction again. Wake up from ur slumper Johnny n take d bull by d horn. #no offense intended bru, I don't jst want u to come bk here on NL and start asking us whr 2buy anti-STD drugs. One love blooder. #dontHateTheMassageCosOfTheMessenger

Ephemmm:
No work in Nigeria and you are here telling us someone should not be a banker; so what do you want us to do when companies are winding up nearly everyday Nigeria?

Besides, staff of companies in Lekki, Ajah, VI here face the same problems you highlighted here without being adequately compensated. So, what is the bigi?

A fresh graduate in banking sector is earning averagely 250k, how many state, local or Federal govt can afford that?

OYES in Osun, YES O in Oyo, graduates in these schemes are collecting around 10k per month. So, for how long will they work before gathering common 200k? the worst is that state govts are still owing them salaries unlike banking sector where your salary account has been credited by 22nd of the month at worst.

Now tell me which job has not its own hazard especially in major cities like Lagos where you can see people collecting 20/30k waking up as early as 5am?

If your family members are blessed and they are taking care of you, I say congratulations, but if you are someone like me who will rather go hungary than to beg even my parent, you will realize that no job is totally bad cos God only bless a man through something, which is the work of his hands.

Sit down for house and be complaining about a job, when your mates are gathering experiences which can spring them to achieve a better job in the near future.

I dont know what to say again jawe

Fresh graduate earning 250k? Abeg which bank? Cos I was in d banking sector for 6 years never saw a fresher earn 250k monthly.

Ephemmm:
No work in Nigeria and you are here telling us someone should not be a banker; so what do you want us to do when companies are winding up nearly everyday Nigeria?

Besides, staff of companies in Lekki, Ajah, VI here face the same problems you highlighted here without being adequately compensated. So, what is the bigi?

A fresh graduate in banking sector is earning averagely 250k, how many state, local or Federal govt can afford that?

OYES in Osun, YES O in Oyo, graduates in these schemes are collecting around 10k per month. So, for how long will they work before gathering common 200k? the worst is that state govts are still owing them salaries unlike banking sector where your salary account has been credited by 22nd of the month at worst.

Now tell me which job has not its own hazard especially in major cities like Lagos where you can see people collecting 20/30k waking up as early as 5am?

If your family members are blessed and they are taking care of you, I say congratulations, but if you are someone like me who will rather go hungary than to beg even my parent, you will realize that no job is totally bad cos God only bless a man through something, which is the work of his hands.

Sit down for house and be complaining about a job, when your mates are gathering experiences which can spring them to achieve a better job in the near future.

I dont know what to say again jawe

Fresh graduate earning 250k? Abeg which bank? Cos I was in d banking for 6 years never saw a fresher earn 250k.

bestestgirl:
I guess this is for the boys

Not just for the boys, girls dey follow self-service, finger-print themselves or use vibr*tors n dildos.

Kachisbarbie:
Rubbish
Banking, just like every other profession is in stages.

The effort an ET would put in, can't be the same with when he is an SBO or AM.
There are some duties you drop along the way.

The bank also matters. (I don't want to mention names of banks) but there is one thing i'm sure of, you can't keep getting C in your appraisal and expect to be promoted. In fact, if there is need for downsizing they would first target the redundant staff.

U r speaking wit banking jargons, R u in d system?

slimzypink:
I love the male bankers tho, they are well suited expecially Gt bank

U like better think bae. But it is not just abt d dressing, it can get so demanding dat u'll gladly swap ur 120K monthly for a job of 80k n get peace of mind. Talking out of experience.

madjune:
I don't care where the picture is shot.
What matters is, its uploaded for Nigerian consumption.
And, you and I know the tribal section of Nigeria that kills dog for food.

Dogs have always been man's best friend.
And, going by the Bible or Quran, there's no place where they support its consumption.

Fowl and goats and cows have served as food through ages.

I'm sure you're calabar or uyo man.
You guys need to stop eating every animal that crawls or walks.
Nobody knows where the next ebola could start from.

Uga abek, mbok! No tok again dat tok o, no Stan for awa yunction tok dis kan tink aagain o! Abasi mbok, Akpan Sunday Obot come n see dis mobile dictionnary, wan stop Jung Jung boys n gails from shopping 404! (wit dat ibibio accent Kcee Presh use to sing with) lmao. #proudlyAkwaIbomite!

blesoh:
Mbok use better scent leaf then later send it to me.
I go use am sieve wid garri.
If u lyk quote me

Akop usem aboikpa!

oleary:
Try it with good palm wine .... You will ask for more

U be thief cos u sabi better thing, one palmy for u bru.

Na these dog meats dey follow increase calabar ppl libido, make them last longer on the stage. #ProudlyAkwaIbom

I wonder wat the House of assembly want give her. I think a clerical job in d state secretariat earning 18 or 24', plus d owner of d money go manage giver her 500k and dats all. If na my sister I no for open door give am when she come bk house. Haba! She try sha! D person who forgot d cash had excess dats. Why it escaped his/her mind, cos if na poor person, even if na one wrap of 20k dey him pocket him go dey touch am after 5minutes to make sure say the thing never miss. Any way our reward is in heavean , but for crying out loud, WE ARE HUMAN AFTER ALL. I prefer 12M to presidential handshake o!

I wonder wat the House of assembly want give her. I think a clerical job in d state secretariat earning 18 or 24', plus d owner of d money go manage giver her 500k and dats all. If na my sister I no for open door give am when she come bk house. Haba! She try sha! D person who forgot d cash had excess dats. Why it escaped his/her mind, cos if na poor person, even if na one wrap of 20k dey him pocket him go dey touch am after 5minutes to make sure say the thing never miss. Any way our reward is in heavean , but for crying out loud, WE ARE HUMAN AFTER ALL.

Boys will never cease to amaze me. Lmao.

Nickymezor:
hmmmmmm

Nickymezor, dats' one of d problems I hv my dear, I can be so annoyingly truthful. But I've outgrown all this Cinemas atrocities. #wink!

Remind me of my nocturnal maraudings @ Cinemas during my final year, will always end d movies with sticky fingers. Thank God for maturity sha!

Man City talk is cheap! Talk the talk and walk the walk! #smh after all the bragging. Been schooled in ur own backyard can be so so shameful.

Man City talk is cheap! Talk the talk and walk the walk! #smh after all the bragging.

Na like this them dey start early, after them go become insatiable, complaining dat their bf or hubby can't satisfy them. How can a man satisfy a woman who has been finger-printing herself as early as 12? As for me I won't kill myself pleasing a woman o, na d Normal 2 or 3 rounds I go give , if u R not satisfied wait till d next day, after all no be Viagra I dey use, na my natural strength, forming no dey dis one b4 I go kick bucket trying to please a female wey don dey expand her passions/horizons since age 12. Just passing sha! Buenas noche amigos.

hello, i studied Foreign languages ( french - German - Spanish) Majored in French & Spanish.

mon frere, il me semble que tu aimes les bonnes choses, moi aussi j'adore l'ambiance agogo. toi meme tu sais c'est les francophones qui savent dancer et s'amuser.

Ojuelegba - Wizkid... love d beats n rhyms even if i cant understand words cos i'm a calabar man.... i cant explainnnnn #singing. lol

it has happened to me, met my current babe on facebook back in early May on Vanguard.com's comments box discussing about the Chibok girls. sent her an innocent friend request after going tru her comments on the issue, her comments were quite brilliant. she accepted the request after 2weeks. became g'mrni n g'evni friends, then by the end of july we were chatting regularly. we exchanged number mid-august and since then till date we talk on fone at least twice daily. She lives in Kaduna n me in Akwa Ibom. i most confess i never believed in falling in love with a woman i never met, but it happened with her, though she made the 1st move, visited me from kaduna early October n spent a week,i returned the favour from December 18th tru 24th when i travelled back to Uyo. i've never loved a woman d way i love my bae, am planning marrying her, even if she aint aware, planning to propose to her on birthday. i must confess it hasn't been easy completely shunning side chicks, but the Lord is my strength . So OP, u can love someone without seeing him/her....

Na waooo, see wetin majority of women dey look for na him dis madame want run leave. Hehhehehehe, walai d man don woundjure am, I don't knw why all this poor men dey get unquenchable libido, na so U go dey see bricklayers banging n hvin communities as household. My dear Madame borrow ur legs now wey him never give U k-legs o.

Hahahhahahahahaaaa, Okokobioko, sekem! Sekem! Sekem!!!

June 29th.

Those breasts don dey fall na, if u loose dat bra now u go see as they will roll down like the Niagara Falls. Women shld be thanking d French designer who designed brassiere in d 13th century if not tits for d fall roll enter under table. Lmfao.

Dis one na talent show. No want one wants to be overshadowed. Hehehehhehe. I jst dey pray make she no leave her pikin go clubbing when d bby go want suck breast. Lmao

SOL (Strategic Outsourcing Limited), hhehehehehe. I saw hell with dat company btw 2009 - 2013. As a contract marketer my target was same as dat of a full staff. Wasn't entitled to the bank's pool car, my fellow SOL colleagues used to fly bikes or keke napep to go make calls, earnings 18K monthly plus 30 or 80, even 8k depending on d numbers of accounts u opened dat month. I became I corporate begger, begging ppl to open account, using my money at times for initial deposit for customers so dat I'll meet my weekly target. My female colleagues (some, not all) had bleep to get account. Remember days they'll pack us inside pool car n empty us in market to market d tomatoes, pepper,crayfish n meat sales, wasn't easy. Yet my neighbors bck home go dey hail me every morning n dey tax me @ d slightest opportunity. D expensive suites I bought faded cos was always under s sun marketing. Then @ d end of June 2013 I trew in d towel, stopped d job, stayed 3mths, then as a French graduate I decided to take a part time-teaching job in a private school earning 50k monthly, worked on Monday, wed n Friday. Then @ d end of Oct another school came calling wit d same 50. I changed my time table, d principal of d 1st school was one of my customers bk in banking days, so he understood n freed me half days on wed. By November was earning 100k teaching french. D mother of one of d students introduced me to a group of 7corpers who wanted to learn french, taxed them 10k each per quarter, do d math(I pay 3k monthly to d school I use as venue to tutor d 7copers on Monday, Tuesday n Thursdays from 4-6PM& more corpers batch C R interestd). Now I hv a catholic reverent father who is willing to pay 20k monthly to tutor him on Tuesday, Thursday n sat, at least 1 hour daily on d choosen days. When I remember I wasted 38mths doing corporate beggar for back e dey pain me, but God knows better. So op, jst dey mark ur time, when u see opportunity 4 a better job, move on. Now me am looking for a business minded person wey go help me promote my registered tutoring business, I dream to open a school, but I still dey eye foreign affairs n embassy job o. Merci beaucoup mon ami, Dieu est avec vous, bonne nuit.

Ur fada!!!

Na people like u dey sit for house invent stories to destabilize the unity n peace of this nation. Seems u want to see ur kings men or compatriots seek asylum in neighboring countries who R not respecting us again. How dare u publish such outrageous claims without proofs! Keep blabing n scaring away investors n instigating animosity. When the bombshell drops we'll all be involved. Remember we R in d same ship. It is so so sad dat we only hv two candidates to choose from, neither is credible, wouldn't even cast my vote even if I had collected my PVC. Wld hv preferred Nuhu Ribadu as presidential candidate, instead of this 2 charlatans dancing the macabre dance. I pray I don't become a refugees in dis country, cos when time comes even d US will be bombing us to protect their oil interest, na dat time una go know say school n church no be d same. I pray the Creator bails us all out.

ettete, mmo nsat ba. mfana nte kiet ibaha.

Sorry Diego Costa doesn't score each time he strikes. U may be lucky in d next match (d next nairaland Babe)

After I wore back my boxers n trousers late last October, never expected it d relationship to be short. I fell in love, but seems she was jst in 4 a fling, attracted by dis body standing above 6ft4.