₦airaland Forum

IYANGBALI:
Take dat of university jo,money and toto plenty they wait for you with lots of runs

Chai, bros u be case o walai.

Vivipop:
See Ikebe
Some people get am sha o



Nice dress

Lol... Am sure urs is also big even if it is not as monstrous as hers. Am I wrong?

came bk 2weeks after d breakup 2fyt me at home, crying and shouting dat I shld restore her v*rginity. It was so pathetic and embarrassing on her part.

uscofield:
As I am not interested in govt work, what's the use? I have a b.eng, working, and interested in running my own firm, what's the use?

U won't need it then. It is good to be independent in ur career like u R planning to do. Happy new month.

Good! at least this one has beauty and brains, unlike many who r so fake in everything. Congrats lady!

up gunners! our new striker(own goal) has two goals so far this season, so we don't need no more striker ... #Rotfl

Tapout:
hmm so ladies, this is the latest means of trapping a guy eh ....... interesting




Pls to the guys out there, make sure u get a breakup permit from the nearest police station b4 breaking up with bae.....just incase she goes suicidal

#ROTFL... Dat breakup permit got me wailing and laffing like an hyena...

Ghen ghennn! See action film na. PDP in akwa ibom f*ck up! How can a voting point hv 450 registered voters but after election and returning d ballot papers U discover dat dat same VP ends up having 600 thumbprinted ballot papers? Where did d outstanding 150 come from Seems someone didn't do his homework wella!!!!

na waooo, n me who stands @ 6ft4 tot I was tall. am a mere dwarf compered 2 dis man.

g'mrni squirrel eyes, Godspeed to u dis week...

bonsoir belle dame, comment te portes tu? je serai vraiment ravi de faire votre connaissance. Il me semble que nous sommes du même état d'Akwa ibom à cause de votre nom.

sweettease:
And your point is?

never mind bae ... drunk texting

run girls never retire.... they only go on sabbatical...

SenselessGoat:
How is this a news worthy? not to talk of front page??

*waiting for d dumb mod dat will move this to fp..

ur nickname has summarized ur comment.

sweettease:
We did the 6-6-4 system now, JSSCE is almost not there.

me I did a french system of education: 7-7-3.it means I went to primary 7 and SS4, I did my university here 4years. if na french system university wld hv been 3 years. the equivalent to JSSCE there is called Brevet, it more difficult than WEAC/NEC0. the advantage of the system makes u stand out and also u learn an additional language from ur SS1 - u choose from English, Russian, German, Spanish, Italian or mandarin- the french Baccalaureat, which is taken at end of d sec schl like the Nigerian SSCE is equivalent to an OND when it is translated by the French Embassy. With the baccalaureat u can start direct entry in any Nigerian university if u want to study foreign languages...

uscofield:
As I no finish primary school before I write common entrance, how I go take include am for my CV. On a serious note, I moved from pry 5 to jss1, and I don't have it in my CV, it has also not affected my job search.







What you believe is what works for you

my brother, it will affect you when u start looking for government work. they need it to verify ur age claim and oda things. I used to think it wasn't necessary myself, had to go back to Cameroun where I did my FSLC to collect the certificate bfr I cld get d job.

Ayameze2015:
If memphis depay no score make I turn akara

Akara hafa? wait for me make I go buy pap.

Sijo01:
Ewoooh, see as that guy long

i am longer...

Do we always need to touch those bo*bs? why not just lay her on her tummy n massage her back, her feet, gently massage her hands n crack those knuckles. Also massage her shoulder blades n play with the dimples above her b*utts. No be every time u go need feasts on her tips or go shopping downtown.

so many ladies fall in dat #5. they want to belong and end up shooting their shelves in the leg. It is good to follow the pack but never forget ur origins/roots, there are some decisions u make that are privileges U can't afford...

vani86:
na them form pass, with their three quarter eye brows wey they use dulux paint on

I take God name beg u no do make I laff disgrace myself here o. some of'em eyelashes dey like handfan. #Rotfl

mistakenly paid? who gave him d account number? who posted the transaction? why didn't he confirm d a/c number wit d person he was transacting with before making the deposit? anyway the story get K legs.

Adesiji77:
I will invest the N30m in a 91-day Treasury Bill while I set up a committee to ascertain why she was incarcerated.

The findings of the committee will determine my next course of action...

Nobody is above the law

Tuale blooder, na only u make sense pass. u got brains!

seems he forgot the 11th Commandment: don't get caught

Pear Harbour, Behind enemy lines, Save private Ryan, Gladiator, three idiots and Burlesque.

Ebiz12:
Annie is looking so fine these days

She don upgrade o

But that hand sha

this ur red teddy bear sha

Ebiz12:
Annie is looking so fine these days

She don upgrade o

But that hand sha

this ur red teddy bear sha

#happy independence Wenger

#Team Arsenal

dexpendable:
So you want to know if to tell or not?

He said tell and die or

Keep shut and live cos it's non of yoour buisness

how do u trust him not to tell anyone when he is already here on Nairaland telling everybody, unless d story is fake.

Lanadelrey:
The average nigerian man has had more sexual partners than most "runsgirls and hoes" as you call them, yet a female still marries the men who are hoes, these "runsgirls and hoes" still find themselves a man and in most cases they marry better than naive girls cos they are smarter and won't fall for certain BS. So no one is telling you who to marry, my point is that sexual history of couples should be kept in the past and never brought up, it's unnecessary and most secure people don't care.

u'r on point. God bless ur intelligence.

no be those two refineries don commence production so? Obj! Obj!! Obj!!!

free2ryhme:
Quite outrageous
Is this article meant for European or African consumption ?
What business has Iya Sikira in Itoku market in Abeokuta or mama Chichi in Ogbete market in Enugu got to do with hot dog,cheese or French fries ?
Reporters need to use their sound initiative to know the articles that are fit for purpose in every continent
This very one has no relevance in Africa

tanks for reading my mind.

hmmmm, Paul Biya,yeye man, has been in power for the past 33years wit no sign of improvement. I hope he won't instill dat tyrannic mentality of his to our baba one chance.