₦airaland Forum

SELENAqueensy:
No eteh Nyemme the offer Nyem eyen eteh ami Plus nsi fobo ke garri
But thanks for the offer tho

lolest, mbakara mbok mkpon mkpo ado.

blackchukky:
C'est pas normale d'insulte le president comme ça Cher Monsieur

si l'appeler vagabond est une insulte, alors qu'il en soit ainsi. He should stop vagabonding and sit down to pilot the affairs of the country since he is yet to appoint ministers. haba, time no beaucoup na, bfr u know 4yrs don finish.

wish u had kept it to urself, so sad u hv brought it up in public(Nairaland). And as u innocently told us the story here, na so u go tell person wey no dey work in d same office with u, n dat person go tell another person, d story go waka like that until he go reach person wey dey work for d same organization with u n him go reach chief consultant ear. na time bomb u don detonate so. jst pray d story dies fast and pls continue to work with oga as if nothing happened. as for the new secretary jst work with am as if nothing happened, don't look at her too much bfr she go start to imagine things n run to oga to suggest u r planning a coup. Godspeed to u blooder.

Buhari vagabonde trop, qu'il reste sur place et manœuvre les affaires du pays. on commence a avoir marre. Merde!

why d Angel wings come resemble frozen turkey wings so
what happened to the feathers?

;Deyaaah poor kid, we hv all seen the private door from which u cane the world...

Tomfrench:
"WHY I DON'T WEAR PANT"

what a subject of discussion

My guy, na so I follow see, I tire o. Wetin Man pikin no go see for Nairaland?

One man food is another man poison. It's a NO for me.

cyprus000:
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You are the man of the year
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About the @embolded..

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I tells u, he deserves a standing ovation because a br3ast in ur mouth is better than two inside bRa. #rotfl

Eddodoh:
U r d main man!!! Some gals can be very annoying. Dat serves her right

Seconded!

khachee:
8. Baba sunday ; *sobs* that man died while producing his otapiapia and gum ekute that has been helping our neighbourhood reduce the population of insects and rodents, the news was that he has been inhaling the toxic chemicals he uses in producing the insecticides and pesticide...he was dieing slowly and no one knew about it.


R.I.P to the dead

O'boy I take God name beg U I no fit laff. Rotfl... RIP to baba Sunny, he truly deserves a medal of valor or Nobel mention for service to Humanity cos the rate @ which rodents and insects dey worry person e no funny at all. Reminds me of boda(Broda) Segun who tried to illegally connect a ghetto community wit Nepa lyt and ended up been blinded by electrocution. #@ times someone's goodwill can send him to an early grace, serving humanity no be beans.

Was conceived during harmattan and born during raining season. I rep June 29.

MekT:
From wat I can c from ur post...u gat d hustling spirit from ur first job..n the job made u want tu prove a point after u left...so at the end it was a stepping stone...afterall the owner of the skool was ur customer wen u wer under SOL...Truth is we shuud neva despise little beginning.

Yes my brother, even d journey of a thousands miles starts wit a single step. God bless u bro.

Peaceisgold:
Pls who knows vizzit hotel, opposite tonninno petrol station, along asaba-benin expressway. Was invited 4 an interview thr

Hhhmmmm... D name of d hotel sounds like d name of an Inn from Lord of d Ring, not to mention d name of the Petrol station accross. No do make them go kidnap u oooooh. Hehehhehehee.

SammyO4real:
Bon. Mais je suis en dèsaccord avec toi dans beacoup des façons.

Mais bon! il faut avouer qu'il a quelque peu raison. A priori, nous nigerians allons a l'Eglise pour autre choses, moins de Dix pourcent y vont pour adore l'Eternel.

Habisoye:
Shey 60+ NA money for a whole graduate?

u pple have even let employers disregard we graduates sef..datz y we Don't av value anymore, cox we just quickly jump to any amount of salary that was offer without even thinking of the stress we went tru during all our school dayz..

Oogahh oo NA only naija ago see a graduate being offered 50k and he go dey enjoy...and u wi be doin a job worth more than 200k cox u'r a graduate and companies will be using ur own brain and all ur 5yrs gathered educational skills to develop their own future

O boy go serve ur father's land j..or and get a gud job afterwards...

exactly my thoughts... op u r jst being pessimistic. do u know after service u can get a job wit a better offer? anyway, report to ur PPA, carry ur LGi along, if it is a school the principal will gladly share ur allawee then d deal is done... Goodluck sha.

Martiyu:
Well, from my perspective, I never really had much interaction with ladies. I knw what menses is but I only talk about it on phone with my distant love. It could be heart rending at times, u know? The incessant stomach ache and some attendant pains. The least I could do is try to comfort her as best I could.

But m scared I might hate her if it really comes down to having body contact with her when she is going tru dz natural ritual. The reason being that about few months ago, I got friendly with this girl and on one of her visits, we were just having one of those harmless plays and I smelled blood. Oh! U surprised? My nose is very sensitive. Instantaneously, I withdraw myself cos it kinda was repulsive and since then, I reclined and refrained from getting close. She noticed a change in my attitude and did all that she could (cajoled, teased, begged, coerced) to know what her offence was... But how would I tell her, wait! What would I tell her.

The problem now is, I can't even see any girl now without having to recall that repelling and unwelcoming incident. And to think all girls go through that? Gosh!

So, reaction of some guys could stem from one or more of some actions, events, experiences and what have you.

Brother, I don't knw why but this ur post is funny n childish. So cos u had a passive experience u wanna cling on it till eternity? Man up bru. U even lucky u got her begging, teasing n asking what her offense was, many will move on n leave u wit ur folly. It depends on guys though, but me I feel a woman needs u most when she is flowing. U don't need to clean n mop the mess like d folk above said, but ur soothing words n presence will make her surmount d pains n flows. U shld even be happy she menstruate, wat abt those girls who don't n start planning abortions? Am not u, neither R u me, but I don't think segregating the women gender cos of menstrual flow is d ideal way to show maturity. I read u smell blood, are u a vampire? Lol. I wonder how u be acting when u get married n Wify is witnessing the monthly flow, abi u go relocate to ur friends house until she dries up? Brother, being a man is not by just having a shlong between one's legs; d way u reason on some petty issues like these goes a long way to prove d class u belong to. #NoOffenceIntended! Cheerio Amigo.

This is 8:15 PM and I jst registered, I followed d link one of d guys pasted on d first page n it worked, just received an e-mail on that respect. As for postal code for nigerian:2341-00176 or 00176-0000. Uwc

i rep ibibio and efik... confarm Etinan Thoroughbred...

walai GEJ is a learner in front of these marauders.

[quote author=Dnarvaez post=32335942]Dry fish you call her... So you prefer those robust yam-legged stretched-marked infested dumbtard ladies?
I guess u`re the one who`s got a poor sense of taste.
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My guy, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder; one man's food is another man's poison!!! so don't conclude ur own tastes are the best. my favorites may be ur nightmares, sames as urs can make me puke. everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. Comprende?

ITbomb:
I beg to disagree, a man earning 80k and a working wife should have a child (I don't mean producing each year), nothing brighten a home than a healthy child, it makes the couple eager to go back home after hustle. Another thing I hate is old age children, imagine a 50 years man still dropping his kids in Nursery school when you he should be arguing with his first son about his career choice

Spending on a child is relative, you don't send your child to a 300k per term school when there are other quality yet affordable school around, you don't make crunchies your child's lunch venue when a pot of soup can serve the family

God bless you my brother...

God bless U my brother.

pafestula:
She is fully aware of my marital status, both on fb etc.

blooder, U r d architect of ur problems, so apart from calling n whatsapping U, she is also ur friend on Facebook? U gave her too much ground to cover. To all d guys out there if u know U aint going to go beyond "hello" and "hi" wit her babe, then let her know form d onset. Stop giving women hope when u know u play d game till d end. IF U DON'T WANT TO EAT IT, DON'T SMELL IT. Thank God ur wife knows u r innocent, disregard d advice given by one of d folks here dat u shld get ur wife to confront her, I don't knw abt u, but I will never let any man or woman insult my woman, U started dis inferno, deal wit it accordingly as a man, start by blocking her on all d social platform u guys were communicating, quit being nice,to hell with gentlemanship in moments like these, shout for her head make she get out b4 she go use makossa come spoil ur blues.

nneh1:
guy this is a bitter unbelievable truth "I HAVE NEVER DEMANDED MONEY" and it surprises him.

hey bae, all women can't be like u, u R one in a million if ur statement is true, a rare breed I must say. But venturing into a relationship without sex n money is like trying to vote in Nigeria without PVC. It worketh not.

prinzeepule:
Nos 4 & 5 takes higher percentage in my own view ;you wont just believe how most of this ladies thinks.Always marriage marriage n if you ask dem what next den they turn dumb.
pls ladies dont turn yourself into a baby making factory

It is so sad cos most of'em gurls think marriage is a poverty alleviation program.

Na waooo, I wonder Y such things don't happen to guys like me. Anyway, God knows why He doesn't give wild beasts horns and paws at d same time. If na calabar boi wey I be, she for know say AC no be fan!

I implore us to listen to my favorite throwback song for dis upcoming elections: "Where is love" by Black Eyed Peas.

boynigeria:
Marry and become rich....
assuming she is ur bro's gf too and will u let him marry her with her being rich

plastic surgery can be performed on her to change her figures wit all d money she got, so my point is: she is marriable. *Hehehehehe, dat kind word!!!

omoteamac:
If they cannot overhaul this team...then we will remain in this great mess for a long time..

The problem with Nigerian football isn't about getting a good coach or not ,..even if NFF employs the likes of mourinho and klopp today,results and team play won't still change...the players are the problem...they are not good enough

a pot calling kettle black. HV u ever kicked an orange b4?

udysweet:

ufan mi amesiere.