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Music/RadioRe: What Song Reminds You Of That One Person You Love? by paschenko(m): 9:33am On Mar 24, 2015
"Buy me a rose" by Luther Vandross. I swallow hard and smile sheepishly when I hear dat song.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by paschenko(m): 9:23am On Mar 24, 2015
droit chemin by Fally Ipupa. arsenal de belle melodies album.
RomanceRe: Annoying Replies When Caught Cheating. by paschenko(m): 7:56pm On Mar 23, 2015
ooohh iyammi, abasi mbok Ekaette I wanted to tell u, but...

;Dooohh iyammi, abasi mbok Ekaette I wanted to tell u, but...
CultureRe: Efik/ibibio Names And Their Meaning by paschenko(m): 11:48pm On Mar 21, 2015
udysweet:
;DThis got me laughing
Idiokho ayin eka mmi
mfana ibagha, asuk ayaya mkpo mfo. itong uwen usong mfien. uyai iboikpa.
CultureRe: Efik/ibibio Names And Their Meaning by paschenko(m): 3:39pm On Mar 20, 2015
udysweet:
I see my name,yay!lol
Ininghe abadiehhuh?
CultureRe: Efik/ibibio Names And Their Meaning by paschenko(m): 3:37pm On Mar 20, 2015
oneda:
Nso'tua ke inua?
Ben iko mfo ami ka idung mbufo grin grin





*huh? - Third son = Etukudo
*huh? - Last born = Ndiongoke o (I no sabi o)
3rd son = Ufford
4th son = Udofford
last born = asangha edem.


akwa ibom isongho!!! Iban enoh uyooohhh!!!

Proudly Etinan!
RomanceRe: My Babe Is Pregnant And Am Unemployed; Should I Keep The Baby? by paschenko(m): 3:24pm On Mar 17, 2015
i still wonder why poor man's d**k dey always dey so potent(e.g. Bricklayers n okada riders LMFAO) even when money no dey pocket e still dey stand, if na me the psychological dilemma of being broke no go even gree me get an erect**n.

OP advising u to keep the child is bn sensitive, telling you to flush it is bn ballistic. Do u hv family members who will support you when the child comes? you need to get a job even b4 that time and SERIOUSLY ADVISE YOUR MANHOOD, think of how to make ends meet, stay less indoors, go out n hustle n ur tots will be far from b*anging, get busy my broda. and according to u this is not a 1st time a babe is taking in for you, i suggest u chnage ur lifestyle bru, for real stop all this yori-yori. if you plan to flush d child think about the spiritual implications then ur conscience constantly reminding u of it. dont destroy that girl's future man, learn how to use latex when u cant control the urge n remember some personal stuff like this u dont bring it on nairaland for advice cos instead of bn counseled u'll me mocked. be wise next time n advise ur Johnny to behave well, play love with ur brain, not only with ur SEKEM waist.


*i typed this without proofreading, my apologies if it lacks synergy n grammatical errors. am in transit. Peace!
TravelRe: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by paschenko(m): 11:16pm On Mar 05, 2015
lyricalz:
In nigeria, never use the word toto, it means the female organ. Never use the word pene, smoosh, knack akpako or bala It means to sex. Lol
Lolest!!! Dat word, toto, means "mumu/foolish" in France. E.g: cet eleve est un toto = dis student is foolish.
Bonne nuit.
EducationRe: 20 University Programs You Should Not Spend Money To Study In Nigeria by paschenko(m): 2:25am On Mar 05, 2015
op pls get a life, ur thread is so daft , next u'll advise against studying banking n finance cos d banking sector in Nigeria is retrenching massively. stop misinforming d younger ones here. abi this guidance n counseling u are doing here shld also not being studied in school? #SMH
BusinessRe: Hilarious Photos Of What A Young Man Does For A Living(Very Funny Photos) by paschenko(m): 11:14am On Mar 04, 2015
E no go better for poverty!
FoodRe: Yoruba Man Killing Afang Soup In The Kitchen; All Thanks To Calabar Babes. by paschenko(m): 11:12am On Mar 04, 2015
na so! Ado O.K. ayaya!
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Allow Your Wife To Rock This On Your Wedding Day? (Photo) by paschenko(m): 11:19am On Mar 03, 2015
So pathetic! i wont allow such please, my private property shouldnt become an entertainment gig for d public.
i once attended a wedding where the bride wore dis same gown and when d time to dance came she was gyrating so much dat d bo*bs spilled out for everyone to see, it was so embarrassing dat d best man has to remove his jacket n cover her.
TravelRe: Best City In Nigeria To Live In? by paschenko(m): 6:57pm On Mar 02, 2015
cindicandy:
In no particular order: Ibadan, Calabar, Uyo and Abuja
God bless U for liking good things my dear. U got good taste, U r trendy.
EducationRe: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by paschenko(m): 6:44pm On Mar 02, 2015
Toto comprehensive Secondary School in Niger state. But it is pronounced TohToh. Lmao.
EducationRe: 15 Best Uncommon Courses To Study In Nigeria In 2015 by paschenko(m): 6:09pm On Mar 02, 2015
Aitee1:
Sweet what's your brand? Infact bar man give him a bottle of chilled hennessy wink
EducationRe: 15 Best Uncommon Courses To Study In Nigeria In 2015 by paschenko(m): 5:03pm On Mar 02, 2015
debbydee:
sales rep na course
Hahhaha, my sis I tire o, abeg follow ask'em.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Boko Haram Members Gunned Down By Soldiers In Baga by paschenko(m): 4:56pm On Mar 02, 2015
It's so amazing seeing these uncircumz!sed baboons refusing to give up, such a "never-give-up" attitude is a cause for serious concern. I tot they (BH) will be running by now wit tails btw legs but that's not d case. The Nasiz approach shld be used wit them, no quarter! Ride them down till the last of their kind. Fyting a lost battle yet still zealous, such shld be d spirit of our soldiers. I salute u gallant men of the Nig Army , thank u for a job well done.

#NeverAgain
EducationRe: 15 Best Uncommon Courses To Study In Nigeria In 2015 by paschenko(m): 4:50pm On Mar 02, 2015
khenykhey:
Here in Funaab.. We have useless courses like

Crop protection
Animal Physiology
Animal Breeding And Genetics
Animal Nutrition
Animal Production And Health Services
Aquaculture And Fisheries Management
Environmental Management And
Toxicology
Horticulture
Pasture And Range Management
Plant Breeding & Seed Technology
Plant Physiology & Crop Production
Soil Science And Land Management
My dear brother, who told u these courses R useless? These courses made America great b4 the 20th century, talk abt agricultural reforms. Holland made a name tru agricultural extensions based on these courses. It is jst so sad Nigeria depends on crude to grow its economy.
Crude oil is black gold, agriculture is green gold. I didn't study agriculture, I did foreign languages, majoring in French n Spanish, then I backed up the degree with various professional courses, n one of'em in a course in d growth n management of d agric sector tru foreign investment. N am been courted by d bank of industry to act as a middle man wit french investors, though things R slow, but I'm optimistic.

So bru if u hv d opportunity to study any of the courses u mentioned above, be proud, cos one day they'll need ur expertise.

Many thanks n God bless.
RomanceRe: Can You Fall In Love With Someone You Have Never Met?? by paschenko(m): 3:55pm On Mar 02, 2015
irishCream:
Akab ambiangha awod grin

Nko afo abo ke imo iya ibib anye ndo ke usen emana amo cry

Emesiere, mmenin okoneyo mfo ama anem smiley
Mme nno abasi ekom kusen ubok, but Idem ane mbiak, ufiop Idem afanah tutu.
RomanceRe: Can You Fall In Love With Someone You Have Never Met?? by paschenko(m): 11:01pm On Mar 01, 2015
irishCream:
Nko afo mme nno nno owo nwan mfen esit mfo cry cry
Iyooooooh. Uwan uneghe kedo, mkpe ket akop usem uwan, ando nke mbi doh.
RomanceRe: Can You Fall In Love With Someone You Have Never Met?? by paschenko(m): 9:57pm On Mar 01, 2015
irishCream:
Chaiii...mme ntamma ukpok isong ado do cry
Mbok mbok edima Ufan, ku nam. Iwot anieh kon! Ku nam nya nsak!!!! Hahahahahhahahahhaaaaa, Iyami, ame kama nfana o. Akere dieh? Nam yak udiongho!
RomanceRe: Can You Fall In Love With Someone You Have Never Met?? by paschenko(m): 9:52pm On Mar 01, 2015
irishCream:
Chaiii...mme ntamma ukpok isong ado do cry
Mbok mbok edima Ufan, ku nam. Iwot anieh kon! Ku nam nya nsak!!!! Hahahahahhahahahhaaaaa, Iyami, ame kama nfana o. Akere dieh? Nam yak udiongho!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Armed Forces Display Boko Haram Flags Captured During Battle With Them by paschenko(m):
Reminds me of the American thriller: The Last Castle.
Weldone boys!
RomanceRe: Is This The Fastest Way Ladies Use To Attract Men? (pic) by paschenko(m):
So sad words like: pooting,selfie n twerk!ng have bn added to d English dictionary. Nearly forgot bootyl!cious. Well e concern ppl wey dey trip for such!
NYSCRe: Which Of These Did You Do At NYSC Orientation Camp? by paschenko(m): 9:07am On Mar 01, 2015
Hhehehheehehhee, sounds like typical me. Back then I did almost all the points u mentioned apart from 1, 4 n 6. An unforgettable experience. Corpers weeee oooo!
RomanceRe: 8 Things You Should Never Do For A Lover You’ve Not Married by paschenko(m): 1:02pm On Feb 28, 2015
Basildvalour:
Even after you find out that the girl is a bisexual and because you love her, you dedicate your time to make her change...Shouldn't she try change her personality?
You be APC to want to Change her? No waste time abeg!
PoliticsRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Prophesies Mourning In The Camp Of APC by paschenko(m): 6:58am On Feb 28, 2015
Pls Buhari d ancestor shldnt die o, I cancel/rebuke such prophecy IJN. Let him live n see d Hand of God @ work tru GEJ.

Team #NeverAgain
FoodRe: Weird Or Not? (pics) by paschenko(m): 7:58pm On Feb 27, 2015
blesoh:
ette mbok oto mmoh
Nto Etinan, ke Akwa Ibom.
FamilyRe: Opinion Husband Scarcity by paschenko(m):
Oluwafunmilayo95:
"Marriage is not a poverty alleviation program".... grin

Op tell dem. Dem no dey hear word. All this he-must-be-tall-dark-and-handsome sisters.. tongue
So na tall men they want? No wonder me wey be 6ft4' am always sexua*ly harassed by women.
The song: "Johnny" of Yemi Alade comes to mind. Hehehhe... But fellow men, leave gigol*ism n start hustling, quit being lazy n get a life, no woman wants a burden as husband neither does a man wants a burden as wife.

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