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Career › Re: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by paschenko(m): 12:27am On Mar 08, 2020

Olatara:
I did this recently, and it paid off, though I have not resigned yet, and I just got a job that is far better, so I am leaving by the end of this month.

No notice period to observe?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Dirty Politics: Nude Photos Of Rwanda’s Female Presidential Candidate Leaked by paschenko(m): 11:01pm On Mar 07, 2020

I hope our Nigerians sisters learn from this. The nudes you exchange on Whatsapp, Twitter and Messenger may catch up with you ten (10) years from now. No use current enjoyment kill you career.

Career › Re: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by paschenko(m): 9:39pm On Mar 07, 2020

newinventions:
My brother, I used to reason like you. There are jobs that pay 600k naira per forthnights in Lagos and Abuja, I know guys who work there, earning more than oil worker, I am a example. And mind you I am yet to complete my Masters, so imagine someone working with a Master, then i will be earning from 1.5M per forthnights.

There are multinationals jobs in Nigeria, only for Nigerians, it boldly written on the JD : Non-Nigerian should not apply. Step up your game, develop yourself with online courses and you too can earn a 6 figures salary, no be alliance in motion or longrich business, na better white collar job where nobody asks you to pay to get employed. Only God and your qualifications and experience can land you the job, so stop doubting when someone tells you he/ she earns a "mere" 800,000 naira.
Another rib cracker. This guy lives on the moon.

Chaiiiii Nigerian youths who do una.

Career › Re: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by paschenko(m): 7:15pm On Mar 07, 2020*

Toward the end of 2016, I was among a batch of staff who were laid off as the bank I was working for as a contract staff was "restructuring". My role was impacted by the restructuring and I didn't even have time to figure out a plan B. My salary at the time was #80,000 and I remember my mother cried more than I did. My former boss (God bless him always) recommended me to an outsourcing firm and in less than two weeks I was again employed, but with a lesser salary of #60,000.

I worked for over a year then started making up my mind to move on. An opportunity came, with a Commercial Bank in one of the French speaking countries in West Africa, it was quite tempting but the fear of starting all over in a foreign land and leaving a Master program I started less than five (5) months back and an apartment I paid #300,000 for two years rent (the landlady refused to refund me my rent until I get a new tenant for her) - I lived there just for 6 weeks. My fiancée believed in me more than I did and encouraged me to accept the offer. I had to auction everything I had (some former colleagues bought some of my stuff on credit with promises to pay but never completed the payment till date) and moved on.

It was a nightmare in this country; the system was still archaic, like the banking system in Nigeria back in 2004, the culture and the food were different. If I had enough money on me I would have taken the next flight back to Lagos, I became depressed. My new employers did not honor the agreed terms I signed before I left Nigeria. My air ticket was not reimbursed and I had to pay for my hotel for over two weeks until a colleague, a national of this country offered to squat me as I was running out of cash. For the first time in my life, in July 2017, I missed Nigeria. My salary was just big on paper in Franc CFA but peanuts when converted to Naira. guys, I wished I had never left my job in Nigeria.

God in his infinite mercy, during the course of my job as a marketer, introduced me to people and I discovered many multinationals I never knew had offices in this part of the continent. With my bilingual skills as an advantage, I started applying and knocking on doors. My colleagues warned me that I will be sacked if they knew I was applying for jobs elsewhere, but a man on the ground fears no fall.

Three (3) months later I was called for an interview in one of the top four in the continent and I landed a job I didn't know existed six (6) months before that time. I now earn a 7 figures income when converted in Naira.

I salute my fiancee, now my wife who fervently believed in me more than I did, and I return all the Glory to God. #Grateful_heart #Resilience

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Crime › Re: Customs To Close Supermarkets, Shops Selling Foreign Rice, Others by paschenko(m): 9:46pm On Feb 20, 2020*

Let them first start closing Shop Rite, then I will know they are serious.

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Crime › Re: Lady Flogged By Her Brothers For Cheating On Her Husband by paschenko(m): 6:58pm On Mar 02, 2019

clearie:
Please my people, help a starving brother. I have been pleading for help for some days now. I'm a student who returned to school last week because of the prospects of exams starting on Monday and also because I was opportuned to enter a free ride. my family isn't bouyant enough and my dad has severe high BP that's why I had to find my way so as not to make him to start thinking about where to get money to give me. I haven't eaten a decent food since I got back and am starving.

I am soliciting for help from well meaning people who will be touched enough to hear my plight and have mercy. I am not asking for much, no matter how little, it will go a long way. God bless you all

what is your WhatsApp number huh

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye And His 2 Sons Rock Stylish Super Eagles Jersey (Photo) by paschenko(m): 10:02pm On Jun 16, 2018

Enough brains dey politicians head o, na the voters dey continue to be stupid.

Travel › Re: Any Nairalander In Abidjan? by paschenko(m): 7:48am On Jul 18, 2017

Everyone, national or expatriate whit a regular income: salary or business that generates steady income

Travel › Re: Any Nairalander In Abidjan? by paschenko(m): 8:48pm On Jul 17, 2017

My brodas I need assistance biko. if u are a Nigerian who has lived in Abidjan for over 6 months u can be of immense assistance. I landed a job with GTbank here in Abidjan and I came from Naija to resume on the 26th of June 2017 as an account officer. I need accounts biko. I don't know anywhere apart from the road from my house in Angré to my office in Plateau n back again. yet I have to open 20 accounts weekly and bring huge deposits. All that is possible but I need contacts, I need good friends. I have been at the Embassy many times but there is no motivation there. I am ready to work but I need a board to spring. My new colleagues see me as a threat they are not willing to help. But I won't go down without a fight.
my name is Abel, an Akwa Ibomite, but firstly a full blooded Nigerian. Gtbank give loans to credible customers and Transfers are real-time online. This is my number +225 85 46 25 54.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Ex-combatants Undergo Rehabilitation After Surrender (Photos) by paschenko(m): 12:16am On Jul 13, 2017

hhhmmmm... make una come see o, na the remaining NYSC Khaki them carry sew inmate uniforms for them with white canvas. very soon FG go follow decide to dey pay them 19,800 as allowance, after all them too follow be government pikin.

SMH for Nigeria.

Romance › Re: Dating Married Men by paschenko(m): 4:12pm On Apr 16, 2017

my dear, not all men are the same. And u won't say because majority of men cheat that is why u won't get married. we don't stop sleeping at night because some people die in their sleep. Just pray for not just a God fearing man, but a disciplined man. I hv seen it all, so what will another woman give me that I have never seen or done in the past. Beside, I am fully satisfied with my wife.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers 3 - 1 (Full Time) by paschenko(m): 7:17pm On Nov 12, 2016

Fresia01:
Raise ur hand if u wanna see me dancing naked on this thread.. .im in d mood to do silly things cus I'm so excited

who ur unclothedness Epp bfr? can it make a dead man rise? Meeetcheeew

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Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Threaten Atiku, Danjuma, Lukman, Other Oil Bloc Owners by paschenko(m): 8:26pm On May 12, 2016

joeprince23:
all non SS and SE oil block owners should park their staff and leave our region immediately,is ENOUGH not ENOUGH? No more alhaji ade wale ibrahim sule etc,marginalising us in our region, we want timi efe chidi okon bassey preye wachukwu etc to take over all oil wells henceforth

my blooder, God bless u bountifully for saying my mind...

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Expecting 2nd Child With A Sexy Model With Big Butt? (Pics) by paschenko(m): 8:34pm On Jan 18, 2016

queenzena23:
Loool, excuse moi je suis pas tout temps sur Nairaland, depuis cette années c'est le premier fois je vient naviguer sur le net.

Parle moi un peu de toi, t'es Nigérian ?

bien sûre, je suis nigérian.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea vs Watford (2 - 2) On 26th December 2015 by paschenko(m): 5:23pm On Dec 26, 2015

edwife:
smh...

Du courage chérie

Celebrities › Re: Davido Expecting 2nd Child With A Sexy Model With Big Butt? (Pics) by paschenko(m): 10:07am On Dec 26, 2015

queenzena23:
For real?

So tell me 'bout yourself a lil bit, at the risk of appearing too inquisitive

Bon aller je te écoute

bonjour belle demoiselle. j'aurai aimé qu'on cause en privé. ici la foule est très curieuse et je n'aimerais point être vitupère. d'accord? fait moi signe ici 55A6AA32. j'attends patiemment. c'est vous sur la tof? dit donc, t'es hyper mignonne toi, et sympa en plus. t'es mon plus beau cadeau de Noël... lol. fais mois signe j'attends ... t'es libre de me PM, j'en ai fais de même mais t'as pas répondu.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Expecting 2nd Child With A Sexy Model With Big Butt? (Pics) by paschenko(m): 11:20pm On Dec 25, 2015

queenzena23:
Which translation portal did you use? It was almost perfect, in fact it was a perfect French you wrote, if I'm allowed to say that.

no translation portal... I am more frenchy than english. My university education is d only time I was ever taught in English. j s8 un pur-sang.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Expecting 2nd Child With A Sexy Model With Big Butt? (Pics) by paschenko(m): 10:00pm On Dec 12, 2015

queenzena23:
C'est pas possible

merde! c'est épouvantable... ça me donne la chaire de poule... mais j'avoue que je salive. #clin-d'œil.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 12th December 2015 by paschenko(m): 9:08pm On Dec 12, 2015

I will soon customize myself a Bournemouth jersey, with PASCHENKÖ boldly written at d back... hehehhehehehehe

Foreign Affairs › Re: Arrival Of World Leaders In Paris For UN Climate Change Conference by paschenko(m): 8:31pm On Nov 30, 2015

Na waooo, see the picture, na small counselor come receive PMB...

Business › Re: If I Were The Owner Of Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company by paschenko(m): 9:59pm On Nov 28, 2015

yimikaa:
Op, you're making a whole lot of sense.

Too much sense...

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Business › Re: 9 Silent Nigerian Billionaires Who Keep Their Wealth On A Low Key(photos) by paschenko(m): 8:32pm On Nov 28, 2015

sameer1212:
Lol... D boy try sha.

I like ur spirit of fair play...

Business › Re: 9 Silent Nigerian Billionaires Who Keep Their Wealth On A Low Key(photos) by paschenko(m): 8:24pm On Nov 28, 2015

sameer1212:
Good for them. In other news,Waiting patiently to beat noisy"Leicester city and silent that nasty Jordy Vardy". #in United we stand#

Noisy you, shame no catch u as J. Vardy use una break EPL record. Abeg keep quiet make we celebrate Vardy the tear leather #Legend.

Crime › Re: See Photos From The Robbery Incident In Ikorodu This Morning by paschenko(m): 10:26am On Nov 19, 2015

menix:
I love Lagosians..

When they catch an End Time Thief they give an End Time Beating..

Just that before u hand over a thief to the police, use a stick with rusted nail on the thief's head then hand him over..

Reason We know our Police.....

dat rusted nail theory good self. Na for d crowd to tightly hold d robber, pin am for ground then use syringe inject PMS into his veins, then hand him over to police, he will become a vegetable in less than 20 minutes... Abidjan style

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Health › Re: What The Small Generator (I Better Pass My Neighbour) Is Doing To Us by paschenko(m): 9:10am On Nov 19, 2015

theplushist:
Only people who don't run businesses will say that. Maybe you are a dependant. You probably stay in Lekki and don't know how light gets to your appartment. You are probably a teenager typing away mindlessly at his phone.
If you understood how the average business owner survives. How the tailor, the hairdresser, the barber.. Survives.

Yes you probably don't know how Iya amuda's baby cries at night and won't shut up until the fan is on. Bans AMUDA puts on her small gen because Nepa would never ever give them light.
How even the ordinary blogger who sees electricity only once in 3 days and has to put on the gen every 3 hours survives, you won't spew such ignorance.

God bless U. if only they know.

Jokes Etc › Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by paschenko(m): 3:21pm On Nov 11, 2015

kilode100:
Smash the morafucking balls jor

Mediation is d best... Rain make flowers grow, not thunder.

Jokes Etc › Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by paschenko(m): 3:17pm On Nov 11, 2015*

benedictnsi:
Those girls above me sha... Seems they like anything that deals with scrotum

EXPLANATION!!!

Anyway, from th picture, we can see that the "scrotum" is the "IGBOS " (and others IPOB activists ).

Buhari, is the president and the man with hammer, while Nigeria is the body.......

The "tse-tse" can be seen as the challenge or a serious battle for the president, which he must be careful on how he handles it considering the part of the body it is perching.

If PMB, smashes it as the girl above me said childishly, Nigeria will Die due to how delicate it will be bursting the engine of the body..... He Only needs to use an "insecticides" (DIPLOMACY) to kill the tse-tse fly...

He can only castrate Nigeria which he have done already through the appointments so far.......

#sips_hydrogen_peroxide_and_dogoyaro_juice

I feel d scrotums are the oil wells and others wealths in S/S, d tse tse fly are d militants(MEND, pro Biafrans etc)

If that scrotum is smashed, d economy is destroyed cos our major revenue is d oil from the Niger delta(Scrotum). Yar'adua 's amnesty was one of the insecticides used to curb the invasion of the Tse Tse flies, Dat was commendable. So instead of using a sledgehammer to protect the niger delta, PMB shld devise another means. And to my knowledge Biafra is not in South South, it stops in South East. So I take the tse tse fly to be pipelines vandals, Niger Delta militants and those bokoharams trying to infiltrate the ND. #myOpinion

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Politics › Re: Bomb Sound Around Nyanya Axis Abuja by paschenko(m): 11:09pm On Oct 10, 2015

OLYMPUS WILL SOON FALL! maybe then Mr. President will react... I wonder when his gallivanting all over d world to get help will start yielding results. This is so disheartening!

We miss the "Clueless One" in moments like these.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The World Will End Tomorrow - Christian Group Predicts by paschenko(m): 9:25pm On Oct 06, 2015

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schulz

Education › Re: Parents Should Stop Doing This Because Of Their Children's Future by paschenko(m): 12:07pm On Oct 05, 2015

menix:
With this crap u have written, no child will ever want to follow ur footstep talkless follow ur career instructions..

Omo u wicked ooo! #Rotfl

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Education › Re: Parents Should Stop Doing This Because Of Their Children's Future by paschenko(m): 8:37am On Oct 05, 2015

OP God bless u. Many parents R guilty as charged. But I will forever remain grateful to my late dad. When I was a kid used to tune his worldReceiver to foreign stations cos of the foreign languages the reporters were using. I loved d sound of it, but didn't understand Nada. My curiosity got so big when in primary 2 I was introduced to french language, got so attached dat dad decided to send me to a neighboring french speaking country for my secondary school education. I developed and perfected my French in addition to Spanish, added a degree in Foreign Languages et voilà. Now I am enjoying flirting with NGOs n some multinationals doing my freelance translation n interpretation services n consultancy. It is very good to support a child, guide and counsel him/her to make choices dat will enable him grow seamlessly in d future... But some choices are out of questions, e.g. Fried Plantain dreaming to become a lorry driver, dad did well to take him for delivrance #LoL

But I hv seen many lorry drivers, taxi drivers, even carpenters, shoe makers, tailors etc. make it, it is all about dedication. God bless everyone out there who has decided not to give up...

*excuse my typography, I am in transit... Bonne semaine à vous!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by paschenko(m): 4:48pm On Oct 04, 2015

Ubok Abasi! Mbok o! too good to be real! I can't comprehend this kind game o! Arsenal DAKKADA! hehehehehehehe.... #GunnerTilliBleed#

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