₦airaland Forum

ONLY IF AM A love-vendor AND SHE'S A HOE!

Sylvester70:
i been de reason say make i call her for phone ask but na wetin i go talk

invite her over and convince her into having sex if possible

Hehe she don enter one chance! She go use all the candle wey dia house masturbate for hours

Erm...op abeg has she insured d boobs?

Pikshure of d bwest or adonbilivit!

bodeloja:
lol He does not even believe the crap he wrote.

DNT EVER QUOTE ME AGAIN <MURRAFUQAR>

Theyveedo:
Why?


Ftc or Fct or whatever...

Bet what r they doing at the beach dressed like that?

they went to pay visit 2 queen of d beach!

ABIOLAXYZ:
f

even u?

Am jst watching...some will say its buhari wyle some will say its d wrk of devil. NCAN kaduna branch we re disapointed coz its our brothers 4rm d west

bodeloja:
Ebonyi State Police Commissioner is married to Hausa. There are equally as many igbo women married to rich men up North. Please be objective and dont get carried away with your eagerness for igbo.

my brother dnt mind dem biko...my dad is an hausa-fulani and he got married 2 my who's an igbo woman 4rm imo state. Minwyle such inter ethoic marriages reduces tribalism and ethnic wars

months:
Go and fuccck around no more. From School to University prick with education.

lol...when an educated punna meets an educated d!ckk...

CoolFreeday:
that's my President, God bless you.
#Til 2023 By God's grace

may GOD hlp him overcome every obstacle in dis country

See strng yansh lyk chimpanzee yansh...wit musclecious pucci

Smellymouth:
Carry your breasst go jare...

We dey squeeze breasst like say na Amala we dey squeeze..Breaasts wen fine pass your own sef..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lel1.gif

for my place we dy squeeze breasst lyk say we dy suck orange sef

Dope kids

Patiently watching this Igbos from afar doing their thang...hmm those pple wit akpu and egusi soup are lyk bread n butter

Abegi!...maybe she woke vry late on her wedding day and there was no tym 4 makeup,who knws if she even took her bath sef

982ABU:
pastors in to robbery, raping, siphoning oil , kidnapping and all criminal vises and no abuse of religion or any foarm of attack but if it is a muslim not talk of alpha just an ordinary one you people would start abusing our religion see how tolarance and peaceful we are nobody abuse your religion or church

tell dem!

Apply common sense=>was d oil well there b4 dey built d church? And if its true y didnt they notify d nnpc b4 building d church premises. Secondly,i guess d oil well jst appeared there unknowingly...ok we don hia

HitmanAgent47:
jesus is white

OYA RECIEVE SENSE!

ibawon:
Think about this, Jesus was from nazareth, and they don't keep long hair, he wasn't even called Jesus until the white Men turned everything upside down. Is that even his real picture?!!
If this were to be in Nigeria I would wear it gallantly.
The only thing that would stop me from wearing this is if "JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD" is boldly written there without the pictures.
I'm a Muslim and I believe in Isa or Jesus as you may know him(PBUH) but not a picture made up by some all knowing white man
Different pictures one person. Chai I troway salute oo

its gud to knw a felow muslim who knws his religion...am proud of u

JackBizzle:


Because that is the true picture of Mary n Jesus? Who told you that they were white people?

spot on!

ThankGOD 4 dem...bt do u hve to post d pic? Lyk seriously

siraj1402:
Thank God for your life.
Meanwhile we really need to learn.
Lesson For. All Ade met his friend Jojo 2 years after school and he was driving a sleek Mercedes Benz. He went home weeping and feeling awful for himself. What Ade didn't know was that Jojo had been sent to run errands with the car. Evelyn nagged her husband always for not being romantic by not getting down to open the car door for her as Rose's husband did when he dropped her at work. Evelyn didn't know that Rose's husband car was faulty and the door could only be opened from outside. Life does not have a universal measuring tool so create yours and use it. Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better. Be content with what Allah has given you..

may Allah (swa) bless us all. Amin

[quote author=Ask4Info post=48689450][/quote]eleyi gidi gan!

abike12:
I'm not a fan of AY. There's something disingenuous about him

am with on dis cos i feel d same way too. He's nt a natural comedian unlyk basket mawt

CrazyQuinn:
What are you saying? He abandoned his girlfriend for 200k how is it the woman's fault?

what is this one saying? Women nd confussion re lyk 5 nd 6. Where's dat jacob zuma's pic?

Ok ayaf hear...who e epp?

Back den wen i was still a learner i never believed in heartbreak,bt wen i met a lady whom i loved so dearly broke my heart ehn! Op u can relate nau...i couldnt slp 4 two days nd d most annoying thing was dat it happened on val's day (jst negodu) i cried my eyes out sha. Now i cnt even luv again no matter hw hard i try ...my heart is now a kpomo it cnt be broken nd wen it falls dwn it surely gonna bounce bck

I jst called one of our coleague at ebonyi branch bt he refused to pick my call and i only wanted to confirm the NAME bt when i checked again i realise it was money related #NCAN

NCAN north central,reporting 4rm kaduna branch...they say it happens everwia bt we knw thats a lie. We all knw wat d Igbos re capable of doing. Over nd out

Hw can droll? Am i suffering 4rm LEPROSY