₦airaland Forum

WHEN AN OYIBO MAN HAS BANGED HUNDREDS OF EDO GIRLS! i guess thats d result. Make dem kwantinue

Serves him right! Nxt time wen u see a soldier doing his thing jst walk away...you can cry me a river 4 i care. OYO

Lala dnt mind dem jare. If mohammed nogo mountain,mountain go come meet mohammed

DaniDani:
ah na snake topic? abeg edo night pilot drop me here. lets see as this lala's favorite topic hit the front page at the speed of light. I have seen it before in my villa as someone picked up a living snake

Living snake ba? Ok ooo kwantinue

Keneking:
dirty naira notes from Buhari's economy

wat is dis one saying kwa?

okonja:
Nice one...Me like this beverage so much

*Jokes apart*

I can't do without taking the fruit every evening, because it aids weight loss and enhances man sexual life. . I don't joke with those 2 things

beverage ko beverage ni...mbanu if u lyk call am alcohol

theimmortals:
Na federal. Government work wey him go kill him self?

Who sex epp?

i wonder oo,sex na food? Abi re we sex workers...nowonder ladies jump 4rm one d!ck 2 anoda. Tufiakwa!

Guys dis is a serouse ish oo, there's dis gal i used 2 date...mehn during s3x that dummy will jst lie dwn lyk a s3x doll witout any movemnt or mourning in ectasy,infact b4 i cld cum i had 2 kip remminiscing abt anoda gal i was banging. I jst had 2 let go atyms

RoyalBlak007:
....forgive me miss but I tot you was..

[color=#EAC319]...a virgin in the other thread....mehn shiit happens so fast[/color]

KIKIKIKI...CAUGHT REDHANDED! GUY U SHARP...NASO DEM DEY LIE UPANDAN LYK LAI MOHAMMED

IamLEGEND1:
wetin konsyn me. as long they're shaking it,imma be watching that shìt.
abi no be money dem dey pay them?

Now Watching:⏩
Nelly- Tip Drill ft St.Lunatics

mehn that musi2 vid is so nawty-dope!

Pls some1 shld do this guy a favor and define "ALL"

IamLEGEND1:
what's a twaci?_

more like "twerking" i guess

ChinonsoDike2:
How can you expect a low IQ nation to achieve any form of industrialization!?

including you

ASWEAR AM GONNA DE-NOUNCE THIS SH!T-HOLE OF A COUNTRY. GOD KNOWS MY MIND!

Longman6:
I think the government should . just privatize this plant, by doing that, efficiency would be archived, jobs would be created and government would have a larger tax base.

let them sell to dangote,capital oil or any private company joor

Deen77:
Do you make sense.

SOME PPLE WILL DECLINE TO RECIEVE SENSE EVEN IF YOU OFFER THEM ONE...that guy's head is full of PETROL!

Whynotthetruth:
Before you continue with your propaganda...kindly;

1)Show us what percentage of that allocation is for recurrent expenditure?

2)What percentage of allocated fund for capital projects was disbursed?

3)What number of people have died under boko madam alone since buhari?...then add to Fulani herdsmen, Shittes massacre cum other religious killings, and secessionist deaths...compare to Jonathan and see if buhari isn't deserving of your medal more ...

LIKEWISE UR ND COUNTERPARTS

Funlordjnr:
They will never question their foolish brother that was an absentee president for 6 years on why he never gave a _fuck about their problems!



They will never hold their brain dead governors accountable for looting all their huge allocations and keeping them in penury!



They would never question their stupid nddc ogas and contractors over why with all the money they are constantly given why is it that their region still looks like a scene out of a horror movie!




But their priority is to be blowing pipelines and causing hardship for other nigerians who have no fault for their leaders stupidity! Na to dey blame hausa, yorubas, igbos or anyone else for all their problems instead of blaming their idiotic selves! Never trying to add value to the country but always demanding nonsense! Give me, Give us, we want more, it is our own!



Useless bastards!

i tire 4 dis kind set of pple oo...bunch of lazy hegoats. Anyways i dnt blame dem atall

HirstMOG:
you are as clueless as your so called buhari (dog). when one cow from the north named his goat jonathan with a tag on his neck, where were the police when ur President's wife called fayose a loosed mad dog where were the police when they called south-south and southeast 5%, where was the constitution is president buhari the only person bearing that name all the same I never knew buhari means dog, thanks to the young man for telling us the real meaning.

ARRANT NONESENSE! UVE MADE UR SENSELESS POINT NOW MOVE ALONG

Making a scapegoat outta him is gud. Democracy aint foolishness...and any1 who doesnt lyk it shld GO AND DIE. We are nt barbarians

girlfriendsnatc:
Milk me dry? That's so funny I almost giggled. For someone who has had all kinds of freebies-loving gold-digging leeching hoes come along, I've heard that a 1000 times. But eventually, they all get heartbroken and axed off my life without a dime. Don't you think any of these myriad of thirsty Nigerian executive b!tches that i've been messing with wouldn't have cuffed me if this wealthy bachelor wasn't extremely smart? I'm even an anti-abortionist and would never abort my own baby; but still none of this fake b!tches could get the job done and pin a pregnancy on me because i'm always very careful. Anyways, if our paths do cross, the only thing you'll be milking dry is my d!ck, but only after reading your HIV and other STDs results sheet from MeCure. Don't worry, I'll pay for that.

koret dude!

ngobaby23:
Hmm.. My own story. I've had only two boyfriends which I loved dearly and stupidly. The first was emotionally abusive. Always comparing me to my best friend.. Saying she has bigger boobs and all that. Then always treating me with breakups then I'd cry and beg him. But when I got some sense I broke up with him.. Because he was destroying my self esteem. The second guy I dated I was so much older.. In my between 21 and 23..i loved him he loved me.. We were planning on our future and all that.. We were good till one day.. He sent me a text telling me he wanted out without no reason. I felt like a knife was pierced through my heart.. As I'm writing now I feel so much pain. It was latter that he told me cos of my health challenge that made him leave. Me. From 2013 till today, I've not dated anybody. I've lost that ability to love. But I still believe in love.

are u sich? Smh <no offence>

Genea:
this is d real me, took it last month...

see dis stalker! Are u obsessed wit her...

Genea:
better pray I don't cross ur path, cos amma milk u dry.....: D

ok na...let d challenge begin.pls u guys shld hookup someday nd lets see hw it goes

Trendishine:
if thats ur opinion, ur judgement, then women including u, wld be in a more greater hell, u dnt even have an idea of what ur likes or girls do n u judge guys, when guys just naturally react 2 wat u likes are, ecspecially u mediaval folks of gurls in africa n nigeria who can be cajoled by anytin, even by a little ride in a car, little gift, small money, or even indomie, n u can ditch a guy who luvs u.., n den u can coum here n spray ur mouth, like u know anything abt men, shuuut up ur mouth abeg!

yeeeyy!!!! Na true oo. Girls eh,i kinda hate dem tho coz of their luv 4 wordly tins

girlfriendsnatc:
As a bad boy, whenever I do it, I make sure I break a Nigerian girl's heart so bad that she'll either turn into a lesbian or become so shattered and humbled that she would begin to hysterically chase after every single one of those nice guys in her friendzone that she has been treating like sh!t for the past 10 years. And it gets even sweeter when the nice guy also breaks whatever broken pieces of her heart that is left - so cool . So you nice boys should be grateful to us bad boys for continuously breaking these females and putting their over-pompous asses in place, because that's when they learn to give you nice boys a chance. And that's when you nice boys also learn that most of these Nigerian girls you're awe-struck about and toadying over are nothing but fake b!tches and slutty hoes with a rotten-fish stinking püssy like Linda Ikeji.

damn bruv!

donbenedict:
lol u"v neva had a Caucasian boyfrnd dats why u dream and fantasize this much abt dem....


Well speaking abt ladies, as far as i'm concerned, Kenyan, malawian, Tanzanian, Gabon chics are far better Dan dating Nigerian girls. I can say Dat for a fact.

wht abt S.A girls?...ave dated one b4,they hv grt personality

Op na only u waka come?

WindUpMerchant:
no be borrowed fone u dey use? mind ur business and age gracefully

ibu ewu! Simple quession u cnt comprehend...or is only blackberry that has bbm?

@op.,.e don tey wen yansh dy bck