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Sirmuel1:
Mad oh

As in

What has she gained for keeping her virginity? Instead of her to enjoy life when she's still single. Tomorrow the same op will bring another topic "My husband is a one minute man"

Audio virgin

This professor is always pledging. You no dey tire?

gonkin:
Well i diddn't use fare but I fuelled my vehicle. To lagos cost me 8000 to fill the tank from Delta, I drove cuz u wanted to pick a few things. Coming was 9700 to fill the tank.
Coming back was another experience. At ijebu ode, decening from a hill my vehicle started vibrating seriously. I thought it was my rear tyres so I checked the pressure they were 40psi and 36psi. So i got them inflated at a vulcaniser. The psycho charged me 500 for 1 tyre then I exploded. At the end we settled for 250. Barely 2km decending from another hill, the same happened vehicle vibration like an earthquake. I feared it was my universal Joint, so i parked my vehicle i went under. It was worse than I thought. One cap was out. So i too a previous one from my spares and worked it. It carried me past ore. Till I arrived benin just after uniben it began shaking like a quake. I took down the entire joint thinking I could take off the prop Shaft so I can drive my truck as back wheel only but the nuts were too tight. I managed to work it in about 40mins but i could not exceed 55km/h so I drove all the way to sapele delta. Wasn't speeding but I was moving. Soon as I arrived I purchased a replacement. And I've installed it. Vehicle moved just fine.

Auto mechanics no go do Xmas?

Godfullsam:
This is the first time I didn't see words like weed and p×ssy in your post.

Keep it up niggarr
God will bless you with enough fried rice and draw soup.

Audio!!!

RexTramadol1:
Haba! I dey sell am bfr but now I don repent

How much be cartoon

solochris:
Lagos to owerri (gigm)..#13,040
Lagos to owerri (GUO)...#13,500
Lagos to owerri (ABC)...#13,000 Small bus, 16k lux

24th Dec, 2019

what the bleep! No wonder my sis switched off her cell lol

A certain politician who happens to be the highest employer in his state didn't do this instead he's owing them salaries. Kudos to him too

Enemyofpeace:
House wey gas cooker, toasting machine, fridge, washing machine, microwave oven, Jacuzzi, landline 100 inches plasma TV, heavy sound system, video games, projector, aircondition and latest car no dey that one na house? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew

No vex Abeg...

OoniOfIfe:
So Suleiman couldn't see d attack before it happens, but he will be fast in seeing who will win an election

Audio prophecy

MaziOmenuko:
The entire church? If na your pikin blood, you go dey use am like that?

Guy

braveAchiever:
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Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/i-prefer-married-men-wont-mind-to-be-fourth-wife-omo-vc/amp/

This one missed 2019 Shiloh

Innovate07:
I knew Atiku was a fraud from the word go. I was anti Buhari until PDP decided to fuels Atiku as their candidate. The way I made my U-turn and started routing for Buhari people could not believe their eyes.

As in ehn...

EricBloodAxe:

Trash

Audio trash

No be Atiku again?

jackals:
Mtchew. So I should follow suit?

Are you better?

jackals:
Money give a man confidence, and the ability to reach anywhere. I can Never stoop so low of marrying a broke boi. Who cares if Wizkid is a small boy?. I know some idiots Will comment on this post to shame me but I don't care about their opinion

Our dear Virgin Mary married a carpenter and you're looking for a rich guy. You be thief!

johnkey:
Young college BBC bangs 3 milfs in hot foursome.

BangBros customers una dey here?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You are a real niggarrr
Some men are just pussy niggarrrs. Discuss with friends
Any little problem they allow it overwhelm them and throw them into depression and anger

As a man always hang out with friends(real niggarrrz)
Smoke some weed, bang some pussies, drink enough alcohol
Just do one of this four things and depression and anger can never set in

As for me i do the four . I smoke weed, I bang pussies, I drink enough alcohol and i hang out with real niggarrrz

My typa Nigga. Kush is life! Saved me several times

luminouz:
Sorry ma'am, unless I'm getting paid to do that,I can't start searching over the million posts NL has.


Are you saying you sat down and drafted this article yourself?

Are you saying she can't?

Bedwyr:
Yeah, that's the sad thing.

Many Star wars fans didin't like the last two movies, and no 3 isn't looking good.

Storyline seems to be the main quibble. I'm a Star wars fan myself, have seen the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, but havien't seen the latest films yet, and from the online commentary about the films, am not sure I might see them.(but then again, eventually I'll have to watch them...I am a fan after all).

But then again...a lot of people dissed the Charlie Angels' 2000 film. I enjoyed it.

The original story line which includes Anakin himself,Master Yoda, Obie Wan was the bomb!

yashau:
we know people like you ,bad belle!!

No be the Arsenal wey we know again?

itsme01:
Stanley Anyasi again

Are you familiar with the name?

yashau:
Welcome home Coach!!

See them... They must have had it in their mind that Guardiola taught him everything. Lol

chival:
I am not. I own my own home. But growing up, I experienced these things. Sometimes people take a hard fall financially and in spite of their best intentions, they come to a point where they cant meet their financial obligations. That said, a few tenants have been known to be unnecessarily stubborn so yeah, life is an interesting mix of all sorts of people.

Bull's eye. But maybe the said tenant didn't say nice words to the landlord

NaijaOlosho:


You mean Regina will suck this man's dick

And also Kiss his mouth


Wow what can women not do for the love of money.

This is why olosho business is still the best.

No kissing, no skin to skin
No love attached, a round of bleep 100k plus

I can't turn to a fucking pussy for any ugly man

But some of you said ugly customers pay better

itsme01:
media loving man like seyi makinde..

They're coming for you �

styless:
Somebody's name is Okongwu and you still went and rented an apartment to him

Guy !!!

chival:
He probably doesn't have the funds to rent a new apartment yet. He'll leave eventually. Home owners should learn to have compassion for their tenants. The state of affairs in the country is causing millions to suffer untold hardship.

You sound like someone who's owing his landlord

BlackfireX:
Audio bridge that will used for campaign to hoodwinked the igbos to vote for there candidates.

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A storm is coming

Oga calm down. Igbos didn't vote for PMB but he's still doing it.