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I couldn't resist sharing this.
HOW TO KILL YOUR MOTHER -IN -LAW
A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went
to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time,
Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at
all.
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by
many of her mother-in-law' s habits. In addition, she criticized
Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law
never stopped arguing and fighting.
But what made the situation even worse was that, according to
ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law
and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house
was causing Li-Li's poor husband! D great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-! law's bad temper
and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about
it! Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who
sold herbs.
She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some
poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will
help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey
what I tell you."
Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to
do."Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few
minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a
quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that
would cause people to become suspicious Therefore, I have given
you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her
body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little
of these herbs in her serving.
Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she
dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her.
"Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a
queen." Li-Li was so happy.
She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of
murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li
served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She
remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion,
so she controlled her temper!r, obeyed her mother-in-law, and
treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-
Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found
that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an
argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now
seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began
to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and
relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever
find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other
like a real mother and daughter.
Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One
day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again
She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison
from killing my mother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice
woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die
because of the poison I gave her."
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to
worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you
were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your
mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed
away by the love which you gave to her."
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly
how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The
person who loves others will also be loved in return." God might be
trying to work in another person's life through you. Send this to
your friends and spread the POWER OF LOVE.--

tammyboy1:
is the update on?

yes

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Pls who has updated their scholastica page?
And do we need to upload our transcript or just to type our GPA only?
Answers would be highly appreciated?

parrotibaba:
baba dat shii doesn't work ,trust me ...there is only one way to stop dis ridiculous messages...





























BREAK YA SIM!!!

I have tried it on five different sim cards and it worked like hell...
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am talking about messages from numbers like:33211, 5302, 4001, 5223, 3311 etc
So if you are feed up with those sort of messages simply send STOP to 33111
or you can call their customer care.
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A friend of mine complained to me about mtn deducting a sum of #50 weekly from his mtn line. I recalled having the same issue, and i can attest to the fact that it is really annoying and fustrating, especially when you just recharged and wants to make a long call. First, i placed a call to their customers care and after the long wait and prohaha, i was able to stop the service.
So to all my friends who don't like calling their customer care for one reason or the other, you can simply follow these procedures/steps to opt of the mtnplay service.
Firstly, insert the sim card in an internet enabled device or a modem while making sure their is a sufficient amount of mb in the sim card. With that in place, visit wap.mtnonlineplay.com and click on Mtnplay and you will see something like this
Then click on the 'My subscriptions' to see the services you are currently subscribed to and you would be shown the service(s) you are subscribed to, click the ones you want to opt out of and you will see the 'unsubscribe' option and the rest is history.
Source:http://techstine..com/2015/05/how-to-stop-mtnplay-from-deducting-your.html

WhatsApp Bluetooth is a smartphone messenger for Androids. WhatsApp Bluetooth takes advantage of your phones bluetooth to send and receive message to/fro with friends and family without connecting to the internet. Use WhatsApp Bluetooth to send and receive messages, pictures messages even when your android phone doesn't have either of wifi or network connection or when you are out of data.
This app runs on android os 2.0.1 and above
and can be downloaded here.
Source:http://techstine..com/2015/05/chat-on-whatsapp-without-internet.html

Holatunde007:
Pls help me out ooo os there any code to unbar my mtn line manually, I've tried calling their customer care, they wouldn't pick up

I think the barring should just be for an hour, chill for the next one hour
No be you want free barring credit

No, both should be preached

PLEASE HELP WITH WHITE VERTICAL LINE ON SCREEN!!!!

DesChyko:
Version?

I received a pop up telling me that I registered with a fake Serials
pls help me version 6.23

DesChyko:
Version?

Thanks, never mind i just registered it now

DesChyko:
Try any of these serial keys
TMACO-HRNAV-OZGB2-ADQKE-WC2K2-XCY2J
CM2Y3-UZMDJ-J4QVG-AALBE-2Y7AB-MCVVN
CMWKQ-B4ZNG-YABPT-QNRVM-XKBSX-PNISF
CMACS-XTNAV-OZGB2-ADNMR-AC4YJ-QVFVK
CMC62-BUNGF-HHRXJ-AKEOX-D6UON-AQJZH
CM36Z-CYDBB-OB4XR-QS6RN-26MJB-3ZTTP

Pls bro can you help me with IDM serials

Google is ur best friend

Pls gurus help how can i remove yxo.warmpotrait.com ad from my system the ad is killing me

Please help on how to register spyhunter 4 for free

Have you heard about tsu
try it out; its a social network that pays and shares it's revenue with users... although it requires patience and dedication
its pretty cool
check my signature

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We might have heard about tsu, a social network that pays or shares revenues with it users. Drop your tsu username for us to follow each other comment are like each others Post on tsu(even when the post is senseless) and make cool cash.
Mine is pass111
follow me and I will follow you back...
let's get the party started

naijasaints:
Vote for APC. Dont vote for PDP because they will use all our money to support pdp,thereby depriving lagos of the usual developmental programmes we see.So dont take lagos back by 16yrs.
Vote APC
Vote Ambode.

No be change again abi
continuity ke continue ni

abebio:
request any game u want i will give u the link to download

i need link to download wwe 13 for pc

Chelsea thought they were winning until....... *bang!!!*
they lost
#team_watching_in_3D

DesChyko:
Product Key: 781E1
Serial: 110-10061620

Did any one of those for Tune Up work?

Yes they worked
thank you