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misshoree:
The gap between my thigh is wide

Yuck, that's gross!... Even as I short nd ugly, I go reject girl wey get native fowl kinda lap... That's bad business... It kills the morale of any man, xcept that man is desperate... I'm desperate, but not up to that level sha.

farano:
Lots of ladies want to have a thigh gap. Is having it something to be yearned for?

Which one come be "thigh gap" again?

modele2:
Even if they can it would be an unwise move. Bringeth insults later in life.

insult to who?. The man or the woman?

DollyParton1:
Well, I think guys should stop paying so much for wedding except
1. If they themselves want an elaborate #bellanaijawedding too or
2. If they can afford that much amount conveniently.

ok o

DollyParton1:
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this is how babes enter an abusive marriage.
If I want that much spent on my wedding, then I should be able to put in a tangible amount.... even share it 50-50

how many girls fit do am?, that is 50-50

Following stealthly

smaallsz:
No be small tin o. Mtn customer care now cook for people in their houses abi. I hear u

leave him...

Ps; you said s3 is costly at his level, what about your level, is it cheaper at yours?.

pasqal09:
She cannot fake all of them

When dm fit fake virginity, tell me something wey dm no fit fake?.

MzPreshie:
Op, is he the same guy you said you weren't feeling comfortable and free with?
That aside, when I read your story, I wanted to say you dump his silly a'ss. But then, someone talked about a second chance, and I believe in giving a second chance, so, I'd say you forgive him and forget about revenge. If he was honest enough to confess, though I'm not completely ruling out the fact that he might have confessed cause he was caught in the act, that means he's feeling a bit of remorse. So just forgive, but if the love isn't there no more, then move on.

He wasn't honest enought to confess, he initially denied it, it was later that he agreed. To my own LITTLE understanding, confession is done when when the person you are confessing to isn't there... Since she was there and heard all the slapping of bodies and the moanings and confronted him, that isn't confession. He'd have kept quiet if she wasn't there.. Just one night and he brought another girl home to fu.c:k and you are advicing her to give him a second chance!. This isn't a marriage but a relationship. I give up.

pretydiva:
Leave him n pray 4 d rite guy 2 cm ur way

Simple, but will she do it?. The answer is NO, you know why?. Because the ladies love the bad guys, those guys that break their hearts and know how to apologise with sweet words and promises of "it will never happen again", those guys that..... Make I stop sha

Passionate88 love the "mangoes" on their chest.... Those greenis yellow mangoes, not the rotten ones

lonelydora:
If after sleeping with your girlfriend and you narrate to your friends how the whole thing went, you are not ready for marriage.

If after sleeping with her guy, she now narrates everything to her friends and also at the hair dressing saloon, then that idioto isn't ready for marriage

(2). If you don't like anyone invading your space,you are not ready.

Wow!... I ain't ready for that stuff... Thank God for that.

(7). If you are so good about holding a grudge and you will only let go when you feel like,stay unmarried.

Forgiveness is a sin

(11). If your mind can't conceive the thought of having a more successful wife,even if it is temporary,then you have little growing up to do.

I have always detest/disliked men that say they wouldn't want their wives to earn more/be more successful than them, untill I met one woman that earn more than her husband and I saw what the man is passing through at her hand... I just had a second thought... Most women, if given that opportunity will just kill the man, the way most women think in Nigeria is not different from how hyenas think...

(14). If you can't have wedding ceremony within a budget you can personally afford,give yourself more time. Who says you can't have 20 guests or less at your wedding? Cut your coat according to your cloth and take responsibility. As a man, you can define how small or large you want your wedding ceremony to be and be able to handle it.

With this quote from you, I now know that you are talking to the Malawis and not Nigerian audience...

Na for Naija babes?.... If "yes", you don't need all those steps, just let her know say u hold the cash, the rest go fall into place, na she sef go dey seduce you.

sweettease:
Am i the only one that thinks this is beautiful?
Unfortunately, naija guys aren't this sweet, if you don't want sex, stay the hell away from overnight visits.

I did it... I slept on the floor in my own room, she invited me to bed, I slept on the bed and did nothing... Later in the morning she opened her mouth and said "Passionate, two babes sleep with you for bed you no fit do anything, you no get mind"...

Na all the tattoos be that?.

veave:
Okay. Me sef dey wait. I never sleep.
@op.

Dearie, lets know how it started.
Please do not leave out anything # even your faults.
So we know how to tackle it with you.

And probably avoid it

Congrats

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Seun resemble big aproko... See as him eye dey shine like person wey want to hear gossip

Aba made

delishpot:
Halleluyahhhh!!!!!!
Thank God well well o.
Good luck getting the babe as soon as you toast her bro.

Not me... I'm in love wit maself and I'm loving it, why would I want to cheat?

delishpot:
Yes. I don hear am pass you. I don hear am tire. The gods have spoken!

Thank God for that

delishpot:
Ha ha. Some old skool boys dey use am o. Babyyyyy
Was up? How you doing? Ha ha. i nor fit laugh o. Toasting 101

You go know better than me na... You go dn hear am tire

delishpot:
Lol. Ok o.nor vex. I go tell them to gree fiam fiam for you as soon as you open mouth say baby I love you. No hard to get stunt for you at all at all.
Nor vex.

I no dey vex... I hate that word "baby I love you", how I go just tell girl that word sef?.

delishpot:
Make she gree for just any man wey toast am ni?
Last time I checked many of us talk say woman wey gree fiam for a toaster no get better Value?

Many of una, I no join una talk am...

(5) CHANGE YOUR BOYFRIEND."
You are not married. The man whos has been dating uou has not preoosed to you. It is time you looked for someone else. You may think that where will you find anothe guy like him? If he is a time waster or one of the othe unserios tyoes who will never commit to you, dump him now.

When she dump him, she go start to form hard to get

What about me?.

thrizzle:
Most guys freak out but if he feels the same way he won't, I think you should keep it to your self sha cause when us guys know a girl is really into us we either lose interest or take her for granted

We don't lose interest or take her for granted, unless she's ugly or not attractive to us.

kristina1:
Den u dnt mean business

The act doesn't mean anything... Some guys will kneel down and propose to you now and later in the day they will be with another girl.. I don't believe in kneeling down to ask for a girl's hand in marriage, if she reject me just because I didn't kneel down for her, then so be it.

kristina1:
You mean if you want to propose to a gal,you wont go on ur knees?

Why should he?, is he begging her or proposing to her?.

I can't imagine such a world... A world filled with gays A world that...... Runs outta thread.