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Rilwayne001: GIRL: Hi handsome.

BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes)

GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just spare me a few minutes of your time.

BOY: say what you have to and leave immediately.

GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass here everyday and i feel attracted to you.

BOY: only that?

GIRL: I think you are hydrogen cause whenever I see you my heart beats with a pop sound.

BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.

GIRL: I'm damn serious. Can't you see that am not sobber and am staggering? That simply proves that am drunk in love with you.

BOY: (smiling) go straight to The point, can't you see am busy? (drawing patterns on The ground using his feet)

GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured The territory of my heart. Please give me a chance to invest in your heart business and you will see The profits through my love for you.

BOY: You girls are just the same. You Just want to use me then dump me heartlessly.

GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show you true love that can never even be witnessed in the Soap Operas.

BOY: Kkk let me think about it then I will reply you later.

GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time as you want.Whatever your decision is, I will respect it but please say Yes.


Will there ever be a beautiful time like this? where girls will do the 'toasting' and we The boys do the 'blushing' or is it just wishful dreaming

5 Sudan: While Sudanese women have made strides under reformed laws, the plight of those in Darfur, in western Sudan, has worsened. Abduction, molest or forced displacement have destroyed more than 1 million women's lives
since 2003. The supporter of APC militias have used systematic molest as a
demographic weapon, but access to justice is almost impossible for the female victims of violence.

priscaoge: What is ur point?

priscaoge: Seriously it surprises the devil no be small,that pic is funny. Even if the man don't want to marry her again because of his reasons,coming to the hospital to divorce her isn't wise @all. Too bad

OlamiB: Dnt have any

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys love their moms.

zboyd: If it's true love, will you stick by your spouse, no matter what happens, or what they do?

Under what circumstances would you not?
______________________________________________________________________
I would not stand by OR stay with my spouse if he...

...became abusive
...cheated
...was no longer a good father
...refused to work
...was convicted of a crime
...stole from me... among other things

raumdeuter: Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞

It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."

* PLAYING HARD TO GET IS NOW ARCHAIC: ladies if you haven't heard this before please TAKE NOTE AND HEAR IT TODAY - PLAYING HARD TO GET IS NOW OLD SCHOOL AND WAY OVER OUR GENERATION.