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sandra50: I'm lily doll,I want to share my not so nice love story with ladies.he was my everytin,I built my world around him with a very tall fence so no one could enter..I was told by friends not to put my eggs in one basket but I told them not with my nedu.

We were more than friends infact he was my best friend.we did a lot 2gether,the way we played and laughed like the whole world belonged to us.u gave me a reason to be happy...my friend,my brother,my daddy and my family...all these was what u were to me.


It was like a night mare when all of a sudden u started to change,u nolonger call me those names u know I like being called and then u started having reasons why we wld not be seeing as often as we used to(one in 2weeks became to often for us to see)I called endlessly but u wldnt pick and when u finaly do,it wldnt last upto a min cos u had to excuse ur self from who ever u were with.


U didn't know how to tell me it was over cos u didn't know how I wld take it after taking 4years of my time but some how some how,u did it and my world came crumbling,I felt so alone but it didn't touch u.u pleaded that I hang out with friends but I couldn't cos if it was not u,it couldn't never be like u but some how I think God save me on time,u got fed up for no reason..that simply shows u can not put up with one wife for the rest of ur life.

Godmystrength: just say that both genders can or can't be trusted and not just the females alone.

Godmystrength: na wa for you o. But it works both ways na.

THE Nigerian Communications Commission, NCC, often gets complaints from telecommunications subscribers about quality of services. NCC has applied sanctions, including asking the companies to make refunds to subscribers for poor services, but subscribers never get such refunds.
An area NCC has failed to act is unsolicited text messages (sometimes voice) telecommunication companies send to subscribers. They started as irregular offerings; subscribers still complained that the messages were invading their space.
Things have taken entirely depressing dimensions for subscribers. From the usual offers of caller tunes, down loads of music to new services, the messages are almost about anything – lotteries, property, sales of all manners. At an NCC 2010 policy review session, complaints about the volume of unsolicited messages sent to subscribers were among the issues considered. Panellists tried to initiate regulations that could give subscribers options of accepting or rejecting inclusion in the mailing lists.
Yet the volume of mails then was nothing compared to today’s deluge. Then the messages were mostly about new services or apologies for poor services. Now matters are out of hand.
Some companies send the same message more than five times daily to some subscribers. The intrusion is more alarming. Messages can be sent at anytime: day, night, midnight, early hours of the morning. There are times they arrive in their noisy torrents, yet they are repeats of messages that had been sent earlier. Their frequency defies justification. The fact that they are unsolicited worsens matters.
Deceit is involved too. Some gullible subscribers are informed of fantastic prizes (millions of Naira, cars, houses) that would be theirs once they answer a few questions. They keep answering expensive questions that lead them to nowhere. Every answered question makes them N100 poorer. The subscriber is awarded points, urged to try again, made to believe that the next effort (at the cost of another N100) would take him to the jackpot. He never gets there. Other businesses have found their way to these platforms. The offers they make to subscribers are not verifiable. Nobody takes responsibility for the fraud they commit through these messages.
Telecommunication companies at this point appear more interested in money they make from advertising all manners of messages than the interest of their subscribers whose privacy is violated, and who are most times duped.
Something needs to be done urgently to restore the sanity of subscribers who bear the additional frustration of having nowhere to approach for rescue from the invasions. The unauthorised use of subscribers’ numbers for marketing should stop.
NCC has a responsibility to protect telecommunication subscribers from the uses of their telephones as platforms to exploit them. It is time it woke up and applied appropriate regulations to protect subscribers.

Note to Naija based brides. If you dont want to pay through your nose for a makeup artist, you can watch some youtube videos and practice, practice, practice.

pastie: U for chain him na

jauntty: The average length of a man’s erect penis is typically about 5 to 6 inches, according to most scientific studies. However, penis size varies widely - some studies show erect length ranging from about 1 or 2 inches to 14 or 16 inches. And there is no “right” length or circumference; each has their advantages or disadvantages.
For example, even though men sometimes wish for a larger penis, they may not be aware that men of larger penis sizes sometimes report difficulty finding a sex partner for comfortable oral, vaginal or anal sex, as it may be too painful for their partner. Female partners, for example, can only take so much into their vagina(in an unaroused state, the vagina is about 3-4 inches long; in an aroused state, it expands to about 6 inches long)........so Op., get a lady with slimmer pelvics n shallow V and u will be fine. The skills is more important than the size..... and be VERY CAREFUL with any P.enis Enlargement therapy, they have adverse effects.

Guidette: You want him to insist on no sex before marriage so that he can hide his small penis from her.... You see why some women are wary of men who say such because of people like you who abuse it. If you start a marriage based on lies, how do you want it to last?

@OP ^ This is terrible advice. Don't even bother considering it. Imagine if your wife withholds vital information from you than is even worse than your case, I'm sure you will hate her. First of all, seek medical attention. Maybe you can get some medication to increase the size of your penis or something. Secondly, get a PhD in MouthAction and pre-intimacy. If you know how to make a woman orgasm from that, your small penis will be irrelevant. Thirdly, learn how to use intimacy gadgets. It will help spice up your sex life.

acenazt: bros are you for real? My Own Joystick dey reach 5.7 inches when e stand I need am for 6.5 or 7 abeg.

delishpot: Try to keep yourself busy now. Learn hand work or any thing you are passionate about. Even if you are a student. Be in company of friends and don't rush into another relationship soon. Men can be mean most times if it was other way round you would have seen men trooping here to bash women.
Pele jare, God will judge him four you.
You self, nor dey give man ya money. Haha, forget all the bullshit men come here to yarn. You can drink Garri with a bf but don't make fried rice for him with your cash. He judges you by that. They are not too smart to appreciate help instead they will be wondering who gives you the money you are using to help him. Then he will think you are having an aristo somewhere.
Biko if he is broke, treck with him, drink garri with him, visit him in his tiny room near the toilet of the building but don't ever buy him a car, rent him a good house, cook him good meals etc
Haven't you noticed such babe's get dumped 90% of the time?
Men appreciate a woman that surfers with them not a woman that makes them enjoy. They are scared cos in their mind Amaka drinks Garri with them while oninye can't, she is always cooking expensive soup. chei if I marry Amaka now and get broke In future, she will stay and endure but oninye is used to good things of life, if I go broke she won't be able to cope.
That is how most men reason.

Olivia111: If you’ve ever wondered why it seems that
men are okay with no-strings-attached sex
while women tend to suffer with this
arrangement then we're are most definitely thinking on the same line.

I keep wondering why most women allow themselves to be easily waned by sweet talking males and let them pop their cherry so easily knowing fully well they'll be at the receiving end of mockery and moral bashings.

My advice is not to tell men that they shouldn’t sleep with women; it’s to tell women that you must
have men make a greater investment in you as individuals before having sex.

Akpos who was living in sierra leone called his mother who was living in nigeria.
The following conversation ensured between them.
Akpos: hello mum, I have contacted Ebola disease.
Mum: what! Please don't come back home, remain there till you die, you know if you come back, you will transfer it to our house girl, and if our house girl contact it, that means your father will contact it, from your father to me, and you know if I contact it, our gate man must surely contact it and from our gate man to your sister, you know your sister very well, if she contact it, that means the whole village will contact it.