₦airaland Forum

They re so useless dat u can nt hv dem as friends

All wot u hv here means ntin to dem dey can cum to ur house

HoodBillionaire:
we all have slept in cell
daz y i always tell boys
always have something in your acct.
d way ibdey drive
my rear mirror means a lot to me.
i dont press brakes
i dont stop
last year sars chase me reach mechanic villa
wen dem see say i be mature boy
dem say nake ai drop aomething
1k things
buh ibdey shake dah day o.tho i no show them say i dey nervous.
i dnt keep late nights
i dont go out.
infct since buhari took over
ive been indoors

Queenext:
you have said it all.. Police are wicked. No wonder they ended up a waste in life after service.

Too many innocent people suffering in their detention center

u re right dia life always b meaning less to dem only dos ones dat re good in dem

Timewilltell2:
I've been to all these countries, trust me they can't match us.im talking the percentage of beauties here is way over , we have miss world and they have ?

hmmmmm we still hv ugly ones here too and u should hv back it up with pictures now , like urs without makeup

Is like dis Op is on drugs how many Africans country how u b to ?only d ones on Nairaland abi ?? every country hv dia own nt only Nigeria pls

NAIJA IN D PLANE
# Mikel : so we are going home now
# Balogun : Yes oooo
# Etebo : chai my first world cup
# Ighalo : Referee do ojoro for us
# Musa : shut up joo , see free post wey u no
fit score , no be like my ball wey i score ,
wahalai lemme catch u.. .
They started fighting ( musa and ighalo)
# Mikel : its enough
# Ndidi : see as messi dey dribble idowu
# Idowu : lemme hear word joo , u think say
he dey easy for one person to mark Messi
# Iheanacho : Omeruo no fit pursue messi
# Omeruo : when nobody to support me,
Ekong dey do like ode for back
# Balogun : sey messi na god , wey u nd
idowu no fit stop ham
# Nwankwo : Moses, why u con dey fall like
wall of jericho na
# Ighalo : i wonder ooo
# Musa : ighalo i said u should shut up, even
remain silent till we land for Abuja
# Rohr : Will u all shut up, u play stupidly
# Iwobi : when u no start me nko, Mtcheew
# BUHARI calling mikel ) wia is the Cup you
promise to bring back home, U guys shd
beta not come back home
# Moses : TELL AM SAY SNAKE DON SWALLOW
AM JARE

Babyforever:
Just wish I'm the lady beside him

some ladies can never be happy with wot dia boyfriend have at d end wen d guy send dem out dey will b calling guys bad names. lazy fools

I dnt knw why some people in dis forum re so useless??u can nt help d man in problem and a good heart mother want to help u re here talking nonsense if it is ur mother or sister will u b happy seen dis and why some of u guys talking nonsense nt let d guy test ur mother , sister or galfriends to know how good d tin is

No photos to back dis lies up?so mi dnt believe u

ChiefAzubuike:
Every fuel attendant has the right to collect keg charges. How much is #50 or #100 that you can't overlook. Those people suffer to make sure you have fuel in your car, at the end of the month they are paid peanuts yet you can't appreciate them with a token?

is because we re in a lawless country wot right do dey hv to take 5o naira or 1oo naira to get wot we re buying or pay for and 5o or 1oo naira on 5o or more people do u knw how much dat money is ?

Why carrying ur gun our police re so dull and some people will b saying dat dey re better den dos overseas police, SARS re doing dia own too

And some useless and Brainwashed lpob will b killing themselves over him

BankeSmalls:
Why will the APC federal police be attacking unarmed protesters everyday?

u hv problem with something in your body maybe brain or eyes

Nigerias always look 4 one way or another to back up dia failure if nt dis or dat we Shuld hv win just like dis Nigeria government, 3 yrs now PDP is still d cause of dia failure

Hope is nt !Hope is nt !!Hope is nt !!! I mean hope his money is nt too much on bet 9ja oooo Just asking ni b4 u people will cum 4 my head ooooo. RIP to d dead

So this one lost two things Nigeria game and laptop nice one to u

Nt only him hv miss one on one I remember dat year too wot is d name of dat player again dat miss it too

LukeSkywalker78:
Like seriously. I've been dating a girl for sometime now (past a year) and we are getting pretty serious. Anyways yesterday I wanted to see her and I gave her a call. She asked me to come over to her house. I told her I wanted to take her out and she agreed. As I got there, her friends (besties?) Came over and said they wanted to drop by. As they understood what was going on, they said they wanted to tag along. We agreed and went to Captain cook. We ordered and these friends were ordering like ther was no tomorrow. Even my GF asked if what they were ordering wasn't too much but they ignored her and kept doing their thing. Afterwards, they asked me (again) to buy them takeaway. I didn't have much money on me to buy takeaway so I had to buy them Captain Cook bread for each of them. I was so drained that I'm still recovering. My GF has never done such. I was just saying " Shey awon elebi leleyi ni" ( Yoruba guys will understand ). I just wanted to know if all girl's friends are like this if they are taken out. I will never forget this. P.S: I'm not generalizing women o.

u re d type wen u start to work to gv money to ur parent will b a great problem just because u want to make ur galfriend or wife friends happy , so if u have much money u will buy dem every thing dey ask for inside captain cook abi u re a man u should ve tell dem in dia face is only mi and my gal dey too Shuld call dia own boyfriends or wait for her at home

Hope dey will nt carrying dia bad luck to make us loss dis game today

sogodihno:
how many of us ar are crying .... this is painful, I wish we never qualified

sorry to tell u dat is only u dat is crying now because I dnt put my mind dia is 5o 5o dat I go 4

babeosisi:
How will I console my husband

gv him a good food and take ur bath den all night sex he will thank u after d sex

Pls d pig and d cat am still looking for dem now.....

Pls d pig and d cat am still looking for dem now

Hahaha I dnt knw dis will make fb because I hv see dis times without number in my room, maybe you open d door or 2ru ur cloth outside

zombieHUNTER:
Good for them


Let the church send them to plateau immediately to commence work

Do u think dey will nt go?they use to go to places dat is bad or worse than dat states in d southern states and Catholic Church is all over d world nt only in Nigeria

Neofingerz:
please lets make this thread lively by dropping opinions.....Which is more better A single mom dating a married man or A single mom dating a young adult which she's 7 years older than?

A is some how better than B too mi

dierich:
that No.6 caught my attention.
hit LIKE if u feel d same

ntin caught my attention we hv see more than dis

See wot ur own friend cause now , ur friend can nt keep your ..........4 u

CastedDude:
A young man who made a living from deceiving the public - has been arrested after his trick was uncovered. According to reports, the suspect pretended to be handicapped as he begged in public with a fake amputated hand.

It was gathered that the fake beggar's trick was exposed after his friend saw him begging with the "injured" hand.

Police rushed at the scene and ordered him to remove the cloths he had covered his hand with and all the passersby were shocked.

It was reported that the young man has been covering his hand with dirty rugs faking to be amputated in order to collect as much money as he can from the unsuspecting sympathizers.

The suspect reportedly said he had been into the begging business for three months now.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/fake-beggar-arrested-for-deceiving-the-public-see-how-he-was-caught-photos.html

ChiefAzubuike1:
This is what happens when you poke your fu*king nose into other peoples business.

Ur own will soon cum soon

Dat is why dia life always b meaning less after 35yrs after work dey too knw d truth but because of money dey will b running after lies n money