₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,778 members, 8,513,633 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 10:05 AM

Toggle theme

Pat081's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Pat081's Profile › Pat081's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 (of 263 pages)

Properties › Re: 4 Story Building Collapse At Iga Iduganran, Lagos Island, Many Trapped Inside by Pat081: 6:34pm On May 30, 2024
Goodvibes007:
And that is why Lagos should increase its enforcement of demolishing buildings without proper permits.
We are in Nigeria with little amount you will have all the permit you want
Crime › Re: Anambra Police Gun Down 1 Sit-At-Home Enforcer, Recover Gun, 3 Escape With Wound by Pat081: 12:41pm On May 30, 2024
Kill them all useless people if that will let peace rain
Education › Re: Lucille Terry: The 85-Year-Old Student Doing Her Fourth Degree by Pat081: 12:39pm On May 30, 2024
When you have money you can get 100 in overseas but In Nigeria to get one is bigger problem, strike will not give you
Family › Re: Wife Makes Birthday Cake For Cheating Husband by Pat081: 12:32pm On May 30, 2024
Nonexisting1:
Read the man's message with another woman. His days are numbered without him knowing it. Fear women.
The only problem is if it is the wife that pays for everything in the house but if not I care less if she likes she can go to TV or newspapers am the man of the house
Crime › Re: Rev Sister Arrested As Police Recover Two Stolen Children In Anambra by Pat081: 9:13am On May 30, 2024
farouk2much:
NIGERIAN ARE VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0.When you see twin sisters, just know the short one is always the oldest🤣🤣

1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbreak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂

2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This statement has impregnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂

3. The number of abortion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂

4. I have done so many mistakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Never😂

5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends?
Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴

6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past🚴😂

7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level

But behind the quality is quality hunger😂😂

8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣

9. *If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ugly one.*
She is the Commander in Chief.😂

10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hard, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avoid embarrassment😂

11. "When visiting a sick person"

Americans: Get well soon dear

British: Speedy recovery niggga

Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kill blessing o😂

12. I hate it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣

13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂.

14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️
WE GO AGAIN 2NIGHT😂😂😂😂
........................👇👇..................................
1) Sometimes just spøil yourself,go to the supermarket and buy ice cream and run without paying let them follow you small
😂😂😂🙆🏃🏻🏃🏻😅😭

2) So you have two slippers one for outside and one for inside and you are brøke wanders shall never end 🙆🙆🙆🙆😭🥿🥿

3) Your mother have been looking for your name on Facebøok but she will never see you do you know why ? 🤷🤷#Boohempire

Because nkechi is now la candy la crúsh
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭🙌🙆🏻‍♀️

4) "Shôut out to all the girls that stopped talking to us because we didn't send them urgênt 5k"
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤦🏻‍♀️

5) Please, when you enter the elevator,
do you sit down or stand up, it's urgênt, I'm in front of the elevator🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😭😭😭
🌄😥🤧😏

,6) In Africa no body has sūffered more than the other person it's a law don't ārgūe me
😏🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️😭😭😥🤧

7) Some people can construct a house and roof it just with their mouths, why they don't even have land
👀👀🤔😭😭😭🙆

coolWelcome to Facebøok where a cock 🐓 is bigger than a bus 🚌
🚌🐓

9)My best time is after eating then I fàrt, it shows that I'm healthy 😌😌😏
😂😂😂😂

10)her:👩🏻 good morning my rabbit 🐇 🐰 😘😘
Me🧑🏻: good morning my goàt🐐🐐
Then she blocked me I thought we wanted to make pepper soup
😂😂😂😂😂

🙏✍️✍️
Crime › Re: Rev Sister Arrested As Police Recover Two Stolen Children In Anambra by Pat081: 8:57am On May 30, 2024
kitombo:
They are mostly not real "Reverend sisters" ...they just use their apparels as a decoy
I have read it month ago she is fake Rev Sister she just put thr cloth on so that police will not stop them when they see that she is Rev Sister
Crime › Re: Rev Sister Arrested As Police Recover Two Stolen Children In Anambra by Pat081: 8:54am On May 30, 2024
kenbee:
Call a spade a spade! I'm an igbo and a Catholic and I will never support evil in any form. If the information is right, the Rev Sister and whoever that have hand in the act should face the consequences of their act.

There is nothing like tribal war here!
She is not Rev Sister she just put rev sister cloth so that they will be able to pass all the police point and this happen many months ago Op is sick and why can the op show us her picture too
Education › Re: Ajayi Crowther VC Speaks On Student's Death, Says 12 People In Police Custody by Pat081: 6:53am On May 30, 2024
Oghene86:
Useless children from useless parents
Parents know nothing about this just like the one that happen in OAU lle lfe they are in cell now what pain me most is that two or three of them are 4oo and 5 oo level but they let village people usr them
Crime › Re: Anal Sex: Ebonyi Choir Master Defiles 10-Year-Old Boy, Poisons Him To Death (Vid by Pat081: 10:57pm On May 29, 2024
Am very sorry to say this 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 they should make sure this man is jail ooo but lgbo people can be funny at times if he promise to do the right things you will heat we ar not doing.the.case again
Education › Re: Ajayi Crowther VC Speaks On Student's Death, Says 12 People In Police Custody by Pat081: 10:10pm On May 29, 2024
Oghene86:
They should be sentenced to death or life imprisonment
Is one of the two be4
Crime › Re: Woman Promises Boyfriend Sex, Ties Him Up And Stabs Him To Death by Pat081: 9:27pm On May 29, 2024
Women can only get man kill in two ways food or Sex
Family › Re: My Wife and Kids Is Been Held Hostage By My In-laws. by Pat081: 9:25pm On May 29, 2024
immortalcrown:
Is the marriage legally-instituted? If not, forget about taking a legal action.

After all, how will you fund the legal step as you have no money to settle your in-laws?

Remain patient and peaceful in the matter.
There are human rights who can help him for free go to Ministry of Justice or woman affairs in your State
Crime › Re: Woman Promises Boyfriend Sex, Ties Him Up And Stabs Him To Death by Pat081: 9:16pm On May 29, 2024
Ceasarceasar:
How can a man demand for sex from this kind of woman..

How will Ur dick rise?
Why not so far some men dick rise to sleep with mad woman why will dis one case difference
Politics › Re: Gov Alex Otti Broke Down In Tears On Children’s Day (Photos) by Pat081: 10:48am On May 28, 2024
Why the crazy crying
Education › Re: Alex Timileyin: Ajayi Crowther Student Beaten To Death Is A Prince In Delta by Pat081: 9:57am On May 28, 2024
bigman001:
Sense no be your mate? hear your stupid reply, what makes you think he stole the phone and even if he did what right do the students have to lynch him to death? people like you breed monsters .
God bless you 100 times sir, some people here are dead brain
Education › Re: Alex Timileyin: Ajayi Crowther Student Beaten To Death Is A Prince In Delta by Pat081: 9:55am On May 28, 2024
BarrElChapo:
What was he looking for at Ajayi Crowther University? When there’s Afe Babalola and co ?
everybody with his /her choice
Education › Re: Alex Timileyin: Ajayi Crowther Student Beaten To Death Is A Prince In Delta by Pat081: 9:53am On May 28, 2024
Some people are brain dead here in this forum saying Prince that is a thief is that one Prince if this happens to one of your love ones or family members you will not be saying this let wait for police outcome to know maybe he is the one who take it or not
Education › Re: Alex Timileyin: Ajayi Crowther Student Beaten To Death Is A Prince In Delta by Pat081: 9:46am On May 28, 2024
GloriousGbola:
The students who beat and killed this man should be named. So there is no ambiguity. Not this cover up story that they were expelled and handed over to the police.

This is the same bullying we saw in the Abuja school, on a much larger scale. Do not doubt the power of hatred and bad belle, especially where black people are concerned
Go to Oyo state ministry of justice DPP office you will see their names
Politics › Re: I Regretted Voting Tinubu by Pat081: 6:15pm On May 27, 2024
Regret always come after do bad things 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you are one of those that put Nigeria in problem they are in today
Travel › Re: Road Crash On Sagamu/Mosinmi Road Kills Four, Injures Four Others by Pat081: 7:13am On May 27, 2024
When road is good they will be running like someone is after their life
Celebrities › Re: Physically Challenged Woman Rakes In N30m At Brainjotter's Abuja Comedy Show by Pat081: 7:08am On May 27, 2024
Her family or husband will be like just come back home in peace to share it, oh Pastor sef come give 10 % to God on Sunday or we should send church Bank account number Mama
Crime › Re: 2 Nigerians, 1 South African Arrested For Drugging & Repeatedly Raping A Woman by Pat081: 8:54pm On May 26, 2024
Nothing to say na them lgbo and Yoruba
Sports › Re: Man Utd Qualify For Europa League, Chelsea To ECL And Newcastle Miss Out by Pat081: 9:59pm On May 25, 2024
Zonefree:
As bad as Ngozi united, they had a great season than Assnal.


Congratulations to them.
And do you believe that they will not be happy with that
Politics › Re: FG Assessment Portal: Nigerians Rate Power, Defence, Agric, Education Ministers by Pat081: 9:05pm On May 25, 2024
tnerro1:
The ministers working no reach 5, if na those days when dem go ask you no name ministers for exam, na F9 be that.

Blue economy just dey on retirement
Youths , zero
Women affairs, busy body over sabi
Power,=power bank master
Defence, 😁😅😂😅😅😅😁😅😂😂😅😁😅😂😂
Finance,🤨🤨
Education = less than 18 should not go to university but 14 can get married in the north, abokii mentality

Just reduce them to 37 ministers to reduce cost Abeg.
You are busy talking about the ministers what of the dead brain that put them in the ministry sirhuh
Sports › Re: DNA Test Reveals Kayode Olarenwaju Is Not The Father Of His 3 Children by Pat081: 7:40pm On May 25, 2024
SisterAnn:
You didn't read the post.
I only read headline and some comment
Sports › Re: DNA Test Reveals Kayode Olarenwaju Is Not The Father Of His 3 Children by Pat081: 6:59pm On May 25, 2024
farouk2much:
This DNA must be wrong. I can't believe it... They look like their father.... Useless DNA
Do you know how many times or hospital they have done it sir fear woman
Food › Re: Why Is No Body Talking About Pepper? See Pepper N200 by Pat081: 12:47pm On May 24, 2024
Watianoengineer:
It shall end in praise. President Tinubu is working extremely hard to fix our economy
He has nothing upstairs all he wants is to get to Aso Rock that is all
Politics › Re: Samuel Nwanosike, Ikwerre LGA Chairman Blows Hot - 'I Will Not Leave Office' by Pat081: 10:55pm On May 23, 2024
Hahaha just chairman is doing like this ??
Romance › Re: Which Of These Herbal Drinks Work Better? by Pat081: 10:50pm On May 23, 2024
Non we are just killing myself small small use bitter leaves
Crime › Re: Trigger-Happy Policeman Kills Father Of 1 Over Okada Accident In Abuja by Pat081: 10:27pm On May 23, 2024
Smartcitizen:
That's why I love Aba people, if na Aba.... chai!


Two people for don meet God or Satan by now.

Abuja people are too cool for my liking.

This is not a time to be forming Ajibo for Naija
[b]Hear this part,However, when the FCT Police spokesperson, SP Josephine Adeh, was contacted over the incident, she said she would get back to LEADERSHIP with more details, which she has not done at press time.[/b]Let say they too have kill the police man she will get back to them fast
Travel › Re: Abuja Residents Storm Accident Scene With Buckets, Others For Free Beer by Pat081: 7:05pm On May 23, 2024
TrackerSK:
Why are Nigerians this wicked?This is another man's loss here .The person that have this beer will be groaning in loses.And these idiots are just here drinking the rest
hmmm they too have been using money to buy beer before so let them enjoy this free one too

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 (of 263 pages)