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In the comment section of DailyMail, I read this and it cracked me up!

Mesut Ozil has so much vision he could find a Chelsea fan before 2003

naijababe:
And the nucca had the temerity to mention Falcao and Di Maria in the same post too.............two very expensive but useless additions . Na everydey we dey learn for NL sha, e get some kain comparative analysis wey be nothing but opata!

LMAO! Now I understand why raumdeuter says he carefully selects whom he debates with on the sport section.

Spy360:
My brother I tire pass you.


Meanwhile whatz up with the Everton game?

Arsenal is smoking this season. Walcott has banged in one goal already. Boyz are not going easy at all.

Meanwhile I heard we are in for another striker from Dortmund. Don't know how true this is though.

Did anyone see that save from Cech?

Jesuuuuuuuu!

tayoccu:
bros e never reach dat one nah!
just let it go, some people will always complain, its like air to their lungs, if you take a good look those people are never satisfied, or grateful for anything, they will always complain.

I don't usually complain with all these Wenger bashing machines that troll this thread. What I cannot stand is someone coming here and spewing that Ozil and Welbeck add nothing to the team. What an applesauce.

The same year Ozil joined us, we won our FA Cup after 9 years of nothing. The same World Cup winning Ozil is what someone here calls lazy and adds nothing to the team. The same Özil that was injured for most of the half season, returned and improved the team beyond comprehension. Talking of Welbeck, how much was Balotelli bought for in Liverpool. And yet Welbeck had a far more outstanding season for Arsenal than Balotelli for Liverpool. I will forever remember the goal Welbeck scored for us against ManU.

I watch the Eredivisie and I can tell you that Depay will not be a hit in the Premier League.

That boy had his on and off days even in the Eredivisie.

Quote me when the season begins proper.

sod09:
dumb nd slowpoke wenger followers who have been blinded by his stupidity nd excuse.....now dat we av d so called money, y didn't he seal off transfers before others...
OK he didn't want to waste money abi....u come here nd criticize man u for buying di Maria nd falcao...
Wats s diff BTW d lazy özil nd misfire welbeck
Money abi
Smh....

This is the most ediotic statement I have read on this thread in a long time. Even the trolls that come on here do not spew this dangerously imbecilic statement. Are you mentally OK at all?

Asking what difference Özil and Welbeck adds to the team? Wtf!

joseph1832:
I find it funny whenever barcanista open his so called thread that he only respond to the mentions of his fellow PDPians.

Have you guys noticed just how he stylishly ignore pertinent questions asked?. And here he will say he is a concerned Nigerian. Well I will say "a concerned lying and twisted Nigerian he truly is".

Leave the ignorant gnat to continue wailing. That is how those dunderheads roll. They summon themselves to start spewing ediotic one-line sentences these days sqquirting over themselves in ediotic excitement.

Have you not noticed that when Buhari does a responsible deed, these m0rons will tell us Jonathan started it. When Buhari suddenly goes against any of Jonathan's thieves and looters, they will start wailing that because past government did it, Buhari should not follow suit.

raumdeuter:
Arsenal losers

how market

You this silly boy, you are back trolling abi? So for your football mind, we wanted Vidal abi? No wonder, Shekpe fanz are comparing Vidal to Ramirez.

These dunderheads will not rest and think like a sane person would.

When during Jonathan's regime, NDLEA agents laid seige to Kashamu's residence, what court warrant was issued in regards to that? When DSS laid seiged to the APC office in Lagos in an election period, which court warrant was issued in regards to that?

When during Jonathan's ediotic regime, Aso Rock seized the pass of a journalist reporting for a German station, where were you dolts to speak of democracy?

So soldiers (Army) laying siege to an opposition party leader's house is now equivalent to the Secret Police arresting a former security operative? What an ediotic thread this is!

If you are not satisfied with Buhari, go to court. Wailing Wailers!

Buhari has a Professor of Law as his Vice, whoever is not happy with how he is taking charge of this country is free to start eating salt in place of sugar.

Femi Fani Kayode - aka deluded goat.

I hope EFCC re-opens your case so you this nuisance can get off this forum.

dopeJemi:
Everything about them is ugly, ugly stadium, ugly players, ugly fans, ugly jersey

Ugly racist club with a gutter mouth coach.

Whenever I see Alago BoaPATA in your useless team list, my mind is at rest that your useless team is going nowhere in this coming season.

No pun intended, but this Chelshit jersey looks soooooo fugly.

That Yakoyama label reminds me of a local buka on the streets of Lagos that I visited in 2013 - Yakoyo.

ElFenomeno1:
Goalkeeping crisis imminent .....

Real Madrid is definitely coming for De Gea. LVG is a useless coach for running down Valdes publicly like that. Ah well.....I should stop thinking highly of these scumtwats!

True we are selling Monreal?

ElFenomeno1:
You have time for that tosser.... Walahi!

I thought he knew better. My bad!

Bimffo:
1stly, I have not seen a post where I insulted You..

2ndly, Even if it was a Mistake which I think it is not, (but still don't wanna argue with you) How is 1 mistake out of 60 words make the whole sentence appalling.?

Thought U were going to pick Out 20 misspelt words, and 3-4 wrong sentences.. But Just saw You wanted to be noticed.. and Yea, I have noticed you.. Peace??

Look at you trying to feel like you are all that. Pele oh. Who is asking you to notice me? You should be grateful I even had the time to point out your error to you. Even at that, you still failed to know that your English writing filled with grammatical errors here and there needs an upgrade. Telling me ''I should have the sense''.....is that a compliment?

''When did he started playing.....'', does not sound like good English to you? Yet you carry 'agidi' for head like say na first class degree.

sinizia:
Another lame excuse. Le POOF bought those ridiculous number of wackos, whether it's before or after you got ra*ped 8-2 is none of our business.

Stop quoting me you this e-nuisance! In real life, you should be in one corner serving punishment on your knees, raising your hands, closing your eyes for that silly gaffe of yours that Ferguson tried to sell Rooney.

SailorXY:
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I told the nincompoop that its better to travel light than gad with a skull full of fresh shiit...

... but the baboon think say na insult

LOL! He even had the temerity to insult me for pointing out that his English writing is appalling. Now I see why Ibime calls some peeps here 'shekpe fans'.

coogar:
that has to do with the man utd brand, nothing to do with rooney as a footballer. phil neville is now an assistant manager in valencia(they will play champions league in the coming season). carlos quieroz went from being an assistant to SAF to becoming real madrid's manager.

the brand is responsible for this. even tom cleverley had offers left & right before settling to go for everton. an ageing falcao still managed to get into chelsea fc. once you have played for united, the stock is high & the 2nd hand value never drops!



valdez is still better than any of ospina, hart, lloris, mignolet, etc. and should de gea leaves, united would get oblak & develop him to be another de gea. we turn raw materials willing to learn into world class products!



you are just being a hypocrite!

arsene wenger bought 8 players in one summer after cleverley & anderson destroyed arsenal in the famous 8-2 humiliation. 8 new signings in one summer......so why are you crying over LVG's transfer policy?

in august 2011, wenger signed....

•jekinson
•oxdale-chamberlain
•santos
•arteta
•gervinho
•metersacker
•park chu young
•thomas eisfield

pataki, remove this mask of hypocrisy!

See the hypocrite trying to label me as one! Where do I even begin from this your game of hypocrisy! You now claim playing for United is a brand, yet in your previous post, you said no-one wanted to play under Moyes. Is this about the brand or about the coach? Why don't you stick to one point and lets move on with that rather than this circumlocutory debate you enjoy playing with yourself! The days of every player wanting to play for United is long gone! Even Ramsey rejected playing for the scummies. Or should we talk about Cesc Fabregas, et al? After the days of Ferguson, tell me one player that has shone in ManU? Rooney? van Persie? Falcao? Mata? Di Maria?......and the list goes on!!!!

Wenger knows from experience, buying too many players unsettles the team! We bought those number of players after the beating we go from your team. Don't make it sound like we bought them before we played your team. And yeah, how many of them today are still playing for Arsenal in the first team today? Just THREE!

You still do not get it! United will NOT win any league title in years to come! Go and quote me anytime!!

sinizia:
SAF wanted to get rid of Rooney. This is clear even to the blind, unless you are hating for hating sake.

Jesu sunkun! Coogar come and read this oh! SAF wanted to get rid of Rooney? Wetin I no go read for scummies thread today?!!!

Put Rooney on the transfer market today and see if EPL teams will not take loans to buy him off your club!

I really pray nevertheless that Real Madrid truly comes for De Gea. Even the deaf and dumb knows ManU will be utterly useless when De Gea leaves.

Continue sqquirting on each other over your new players. The game changer is coming soon. Scumtwats!

sinizia:
If anyone should criticize us, it shouldn't be assanal. We're better than assanal in all ramification except in being losers. Until assanal can win UCL, i don't see any reason for you to have the temerity to display your senile unsolicited hate on us. Since '05, u dimwits have just 2 FA cups to show for it. What a useless PROF.

Keep fooling yourselves. United that was mostly middle table last season suddenly feels it is all that. Had the likes of Everton, Tottenham and Southampton not lost steam when it mattered, United will prolly be 15th on the table.

Ferguson left, and all your players lost direction. Rooney alone has over 1000 pages accredited to him on this thread over the span of Moyes and van Gaal taking charge.

I will be here to do "ntoi" come May 2016!

coogar:
why did SAF buy van persie?
why was rooney dropped against madrid?

can you answer these questions, you unrepentant pederast?

Every sensible team seeks to improve. This is like asking why did Wenger buy Cech when we already have WS and Ospina?

Aside Rooney prior to van Persie arrival, who else was sharing the burden of goals Rooney was carrying for ManU? The same Rooney that Wenger was at a point tempted to buy, ManU refused to sell! You cannot run away from the fact Mr. Coogar.

coogar:
so why did vidic leave?
didn't he say he would have stayed if he knew moyes would be sacked? rio left too. they all left because they said moyes knew nothing about football.

rooney is just a poor player. he had been poor even before SAF left & that was why RVP/kagawa were bought. SAF was in the process of getting rid of rooney when he retired.

none of the quality players we were linked to in the summer of 2013 wanted to play for moyes. cesc wasn't having it. he would have come to us if we had a proven winner like LVG as the manager.



how new many players did jose use to win the EPL in 04/05? use your tongue to count your teeth.



le prof is a specialist in failure. we don't take pathetic men like him serious in manchester. new comers like mancini, pellegrini, ancellotti have all won the premier league & le prof has remained barren since 2004.

You have started dribbling yourself again Mr. Coogar. Did Ancellotti, Pelligrini, Mancini et al, have a new stadium to build and pay for unlike the burden Le Prof had to bear for years? When you talk of these managers, did you take into consideration the unlimited cash flow they had in their coffers unlike Wenger? Two seasons ago, we bought Ozil, we won the FA Cup. Last season we improved with another signing by buying Sanchez we won another FA Cup and we were even in strong contention for second place on the league table. Now go and figure why Chelsea has suddenly become very quiet in the transfer market despite we all know Coach Maureen loves to spend buying established players. Wenger knows walai!

ManU will have problems with all these new players coming in at once. Remember my statement today because I will splash it in your face at the end of the new coming season! If your ManU enters into the top three on the EPL table, van Gaal is a mini-god. Which I honestly doubt will happen!

Dorrobucci:
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Your stupidity is very unique. Shut ur trap and get lost.

I will not be accused of internet bullying. So I will let you slide. You should do better with your insults next time. I am not impressed son.

Tval:
No one cares about what your specialist in failure says.

Go and ask why Tottenham has been silent so far in the transfer market. No be by signing lau-lau in the market. Una go all still return here by the end of the season to add a thousand more pages debating how useless your new players have been.

coogar:
moyes was the problem in that transfer window. no world class player wanted to play for moyes. if we had gotten van gaal when SAF retired, we would have bought all those quality players we were linked with.



le prof that hasn't a won a league title in 12 years has an opinion? if i have to listen to a manager, it wouldn't be a perennial failure like wenger.

Typical scummies. Always looking for scapegoat. No player wanted to play for Moyes, yet the same set of players who played under Ferguson played under Moyes. Yet the likes of Van Persie who excelled under Wenger and Ferguson became shittty under van Gaal. I cannot even recall you criticizing Rooney so severely under Ferguson the way you have done under Moyes and van Gaal.

The season is just few weeks away, United will surely have teething problems with all these new players coming into a team under a manager who has just had one season of EPL experience. How long the teething problems will last, depends on how good van Gaal can make use of the players he has. If you need answers, ask Le Prof.....he knows!

Bimffo:
Not every1 has the time to be putting question marks in questions.. I have a Job! You should use your sense to put that..

And If You were talking about grammatical errors, Pls kindly point to them..

Allow me to answer you in your same grammatical error. May I? Thanks.

"When did you started writing English"?

Now go and trace your mistakes. Cheers.

See scumtwats sqquirting over each other for buying too many players.

As Le Prof would say, buying too many players at once unsettles the team. Go and ask Tottenham for reference.

#YeyeRolling.

Bimffo:
Hahahahahahaha.. Please How many Caps does Costa have for Spain.. Okay, In a lay man's language, when did Costa started playing for Spain. Okay, from another view to the question, How many Competition has Costa gone to and was benched by Cesc.

Your English writing is appalling. Please do the needful.

raumdeuter:
These losers even have a player called Nkwobi

Arsenal is a joke

Nkwobi dey hunger you? Silly boy.

The worst joke is your club intending to sell their legends with a confused coach. Una don recover all your injured players yet? Stewpeed club you belong to.

Better get ready to hide your face in shame this coming season.