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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 1:08pm On Jul 24, 2016
igbsam:
I can help you reset your brain to its default mode you know ? when i become one! but as it is that i'm none yet, finding one for you would take like forever. Goodluck. And oh, this your "scummies" line is starting to sound 14 B.C.


Now run along, Mummy is calling you to come wash some plates
Go play somewhere klootzaak. I am not in the mood to have you entertaining me with your infantile insults.

When you grow up from your mummy insult, come and engage me.

Till then, you are officially ignored. Scumtwat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:31pm On Jul 24, 2016
igbsam:
You should always take sometime to read your own written comments to yourself, you starting to sound like an A55 u know ?
You would make a brilliant psychologist. Keep it up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:37am On Jul 24, 2016
Foolishness is when they say shirt no is not an issue, yet the poor boy is not following Manure on Instagram and Twitter.

One deluded manure idiot will post here, and use his other monicker to like his own post. Orisirisi.

Scummies will forever be scummies. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:39am On Jul 24, 2016
Nihilist:
Mehn that was cold blooded as fvck.

It's been a rude summer of awakening for Anthony. After all the hype of last season, he realised that he actually aint shitt at National team level.
Then he came from that disappointment only to find that he aint even shitt at OT. I hope he doesn't go to his parents house and finds that they are having another kid grin grin
Frustration na konjii, I swear ask Dopejemi. grin

Poor boy was holidaying only to get the rude shock of his life. In fact, when lord ibra sneezes, we should all bow down and enjoy the winter breeze he oozes in this summer.

Long live Lord Ibra!

Hail Ibra!! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:11am On Jul 24, 2016
Nihilist:
Imagine after martial don go do all the media branding with the number 9 - AM9. Martial_9. Spread it all over his website and Instagram.

Then Ibra just strolls in casually and says "I chose number 9"

grin grin grin grin

Ibra too cold. Why you gotta be so gaddem cold nigga? cheesy
Lol...when lord ibra sneezes, who are you to gbemu? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:07am On Jul 24, 2016
dopeJemi:
I dey shame for you
undecided
Be ashamed for how your useless club is being dragged early in the mud. Be ashamed that Anthony Martial changed his background picture on twitter to reflect his no 9 shirt with ManU. Be ashamed that he stopped following ManU both on twitter and instagram. Be ashamed that even your club immediately stated that the shirt no changes are only provisional and not yet approved. Be very ashamed. undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:50am On Jul 24, 2016
dopeJemi:
That automatically means it was posted by Martial himself

Clap for yourself, I can see y'all inheriting the crown from chelsea fans
OK, the usual excuse Nigerians love is coming....'his account was hacked.' grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:35am On Jul 24, 2016
Dadehmola:
And to think he might not even stay for more than one season.. undecided

I siddon dey look Mourihno
Well I think Zlatan has Mourinho's balls firmly in his pocket.

Mourinho should have spoken with Martial before that boy got the rude shock.

Do you think Anthony should be punished for that tweet of his?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:31am On Jul 24, 2016
kokaneprodigy:
You've been sounding so sluggish and dull that I don't even know how u cope with urself.
The onus is on you to prove the piece of news is false. Or forever hold ur peace.
You really should have ignored that thing. He has a mental problem. Always writing with exclamation mark like he just discovered how to write.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:27am On Jul 24, 2016
SIRcumalot:
stop worrying your gunner head over your betters,
instead,you should worry about your own problem like who between Giroud and takumo go start this season ?
At least it is not my team where you have a player openly cursing out his own team. What kind of club strips a player of his shirt no without first speaking with him about it?

Season has not yet started, there is already internal bickerings in the manure squad. Go and ask Chelsea where it almost landed them last season with the gutter coach.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:44am On Jul 24, 2016
SIRcumalot:
zlatan never kick ball e Don start drama.
why he no choose another number
For what reason? How many legends have you seen will sign for free with a EUROPA league team and not have their way?

Zlatan is clearly showing, he is bigger than the club. He will have his way and do whatever he wants.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki:
Meanwhile the agbaya menopause player has started his trouble with scummies.

Martial stripped of his no 9 shirt and handed to Zlatan. Martial no longer follows ManU on twitter and instagram grin

Moaninghoe is a useless coach that just likes to surround himself with foolish issues.

I am loving this Manure team walai! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:22am On Jul 24, 2016
RuuDie:
Meanwhile... David 'Tha Don' Moyes is back suckazzzz!!!

God help this thread if UTD venture lose to Sunderland at any point this season.

Ramdeuter, pataki, nihilist, usbcable, bykebyke, keky (you are invited and do solemnly swear to be witnesses to my declaration on this faithful day... please respond with an "aye" )

cheesy grin grin
I full ground well. AYE!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:53pm On Jul 22, 2016
raumdeuter:
Meanwhile Concave and Convex Lens dey deal with Assanal right now

Off to Gayyners thread for some pepper soup and Asun
Oponu, we don equalize. Arindin afofun. Stay here make we dey enjoy the 4-1 suya Moaninghoe prepared for us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:52pm On Jul 22, 2016
raumdeuter:
See wetin Pataki, spy360 and kokaneprodigy dey post for facebook

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13690597_10210141728049859_934752267166420955_n.jpg?oh=38162ab0f66994411af443177b05a28b&oe=58257DCD
Afrodoc, hope you dey on emergency call. Mr. Ramuzaki wan tear my mouth with laff. cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 8:45pm On Jul 22, 2016
Jesuuuu....what a cheeky goal by Ox. Even the defender slapped his face into the post. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
Keky:
As if united wouldn't get revenge when they meet again in the ucl.
You are really a bad bad guy with this high level of trolling. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 7:54pm On Jul 22, 2016
These boys are quite rusty though. Coquelin and Elneny needs some polishing together.

I personally think we should sell Walcott off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 7:44pm On Jul 22, 2016
Calum Chambers mistake 101.....Lens has scored.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 7:36pm On Jul 22, 2016
An0nimus:
pataki we need good news in the attacking department
Go and watch Adelana sorry Adelaide playing right now. That boy is a baller.

Wenger is keeping the striker information only to himself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:18pm On Jul 22, 2016
Leyqute:
Season 2016/2017:

Who's going to win Serie A? Probably Juventus

Who's going to win Bundesliga? Definitely Bayern Munich

Who's going to win EPL? We can't say right now

Who's NOT going to win EPL? Arsenal

Who's going to win UCL? We can't say right now

Who's NOT going to win UCL? Arsenal


It's clear who the adojutini is. *drops mic*
Ekute, what is the meaning of this manure trash? Who's going to win EUROPA? You no face your level, you dey agonize over Arsenal. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:15pm On Jul 22, 2016
raumdeuter:
I 4-1 wan slap you but i just pity you. because whats more hopeless than being an Arsenal fan
Na me you 1-4 voltron for? Yet Gotze was reported yesterday of having regrets playing for your useless Bayernliga. You had better face your woes that is going to befall your club of regret.

Oponu omo. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 4:06pm On Jul 22, 2016
bignero:
if pataki says so, then the word is bankable

nice move from slow wenger
When Patakisports talks, you can take it to the bank guaranteed. I said it here first that Vardy most likely will not come to Arsenal even when the likes of SkySports were posting rubbish on their site. And it happened. I even once boldly stated the shirt no of Ozil on this board even before Wenger knew what his shirt no will be!

Rob Holding is now officially an Arsenal boy. Shirt no 16.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
MrDojo:
Its just preseason

Its just preseason

But they lost 1-4 cheesy cheesy

Up united
dopeJemi:
Na play ground them play the ball? Na beer parlour them play am? Them no wear complete football kit? no be ball them kick? Fans no come? Goal keeper no dive when wan score am? ManU no plan to win?

Guy forget, ManU na useless club, I prophesy again

[size=28pt]Long May your woes continue

Down is where you belong and Down is where you shall remain[/size]

Bite me tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:56pm On Jul 22, 2016
Where are all those manure trolls that have been littering themselves all over this board? It is now they will be forming they are busy, they are busy.......we will not allow Real Madrid to financially bully us.....whereas na one teenager dey bully them for field.

I really 1-4 somebody slap this afternoon. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:52pm On Jul 22, 2016
raumdeuter:
I dey wait you oo. You dey see wetin Dembele dey take dem eye see?

Nothing to brag about, This is just the 2nd Buli team dealing with a mid table EPL(lesser league) team
Oponu cannot change his colors. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:50pm On Jul 22, 2016
raumdeuter:
I dey wait you oo. You dey see wetin Dembele dey take dem eye see?
Na now your mouth go dey slippery like Iya Risika's okra soup.

I kuku see am oh. Manure think say dem be Abijawara, not knowing that Abidjan is different from Abija. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2016
Adojutini (embarrassment of the highest pedigree) gba ni Manure club yi sha!

Which kain mouth I wan take get now to hassle Ramuzaki on his thread when the most expensive and richest club (by deluded scumtwats) cannot even beat a bunch of assembled teenagers and goteco players nitori olorun?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:29pm On Jul 22, 2016
igbsam:
Take a look at them cumming all over United's thread cos of a preseason match. I bet they wud show up when their club loses a preseason and won't tag it, its just a preseason game. Yeye dey do una! Gayners too have mouth to talk....chai, a fly sees itself a bird sha! when lizards and wall gecko dey stroll past.
I once know a famous manure fan who recently said:

dopeJemi:
Na play ground them play the ball? Na beer parlour them play am? Them no wear complete football kit? no be ball them kick? Fans no come? Goal keeper no dive when wan score am? ManU no plan to win?

Guy forget, ManU na useless club, I prophesy again

[size=28pt]Long May your woes continue

Down is where you belong and Down is where you shall remain[/size]

Bite me tongue
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 1:49pm On Jul 21, 2016
Götze, a product of the Dortmund academy, said in a statement on Facebook that his decision to leave Dortmund in 2013 was one that he regrets. “Today, three years later and at 24, I look at that decision in a different light,” he explained.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/21/borussia-dortmund-sign-mario-gotze-bayern-munich

.............................................................................................................................................................................

I understand your pain son. Playing alongside the uber-useless Alago can be excruciating. Welcome back prodigal son. cool

For that bundesliga to be viable, the monopoly of Bayernliga has to be broken.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:57pm On Jul 20, 2016
GloryIsaac:
And we keep hearing the same story again. Arsenal guys can make one believe that Buhari can become the president of France grin grin
After buying Pogba, are you winning the league or not?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki:

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