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OMG i tot i know maths, mayb its because 'm stl in year1. 'm jst speechles dey way my felow black man is demistifyin maths. Wil jst sit back n add more complex maths knowledge 2 my archives in brain.

I fear failure, xam result;if i jst hear dat result is out, my heart go skip some beats. I wil b tinking '' wot if i av a gpa blow 3.5''. I wot scared of darknes wen i was a kid, i jst ova came it sum years ago.

nikkyshyne: Travelling by road. Jos to Abuja is the farthest have gone by road.

dude u ar funi o. U called a 3hrs journey d farthest? Wot do u den call a journey 4rm yola 2 lagos?

D op is lying abeg. I tried googling it n i find out dat it is only nairaland dat av dis fake info

Computer geeks in d houze plz help me out! I want 2 buy a modem bt 'm confused. Wots d difference in performance btw a UNIVERSAL MODEM,CUSTOMIZED MODEM (e.g mtn easynet,etisalat blaze,glo bolt etc) and UNLOCKED MODEM. i dnt want 2 regret my choice.

Even sum1 hu inhaled laughing gas wil b turned off by dis crap. Bt i tot u said u are leavin joke section!

Guys weda 'm mathematically wrong or nt, d fact is dat d bible is a holy book. It takes d spirit of God 2 really understand it. Bt d problem is dat anti christians here has hated d bible so much dat d ar bent on confusin already confused christians. D devil roars about luking 4 souls 2 devour.

How is it nt possible 4 8 pple 2 produce 7bilion pple? Lets do d math.
Lets assume each pesin produce 2 more pple in one generation. i.e 2pple produce 4pple. Mathmatical in number of pple produce in N generatn by one pesin is 2^N.
100yrs make a generatn. In 6000yrs, there are 6000\100=60 generatns.
Number of pple produced by one pesin is 2^60=1.153*10^18 pples multiply dis by d 8pple. Now due 2 wars,femine,dieases n natural death dis number is greatly reduced. Know also dat only a fraction of pple really gve birth 2 only 2 pple in a generatn. QED

How is it nt possible 4 8 pple 2 produce 7bilion pple? Lets do d math.
Lets assume each pesin produce 2 more pple in one generation. i.e 2pple produce 4pple. Mathmatical in number of pple produce in N generatn by one pesin is 2^N.
100yrs make a generatn. In 6000yrs, there are 6000\100=60 generatns.
Number of pple produced by one pesin is 2^60=1.153*10^18 pples. Now due 2 wars,femine,dieases n natural death dis number is greatly reduced. Know also dat only a fraction of pple really gve birth 2 only 2 pple in a generatn. QED

Dis hapun in ma skul(university) i saw a gal actually my levelmate n i walked up 2 her 2 chat up with her. I told her 'HI' n she replied also with 'HI', U wouldnt imagine d bomb(odour) that came out of her mouth. I nearly collapsed. I was so embarrased 4 her. I dnt knw how 2 tell her. I just sumarise my chat n Bleep out. My advice 2 u all is plz n plz check your breath b4 leaving ur hauz. As 4 me i use mirror or any flat glass 2 check my breath. i.e i breath on d mirror n it bounces back 2 me then i can know weda i need 2 brush my mouth or not. This can really embarrase u outside.

Guys i nid ur help. 'm an undagraduate in elect/elect. I want 2 base in embedded systems. I nid learn c programming then embeddle c. Plz seasoned c programas in d houze hlp me. I av a laptop n many e books on programmin bt i dnt knw hw 2 stat. I knw i nid a compila bt dnt knw hw 2 gt one. Plz hlp me out. Tanx in advance.

Hy 9landers, plz this thread wil help newbies in d world of computing n programing lyk me. Plz list d computer/programing terms n names u knw n tell d meaning n uses. E.g i want 2 knw d meaning of d following
1. Cisco
2. Oracle
3. Debuging
etc. Newbies should add d terms d dnt knw let d prof help us out

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My guy, i was'nt admitd despite my jamb nd post ume scores. All d same i registd 4 anoda jamb in case of ani eventualities. Stil hopin n prayin 4 d best 2 kum. Wishin u guys luck also

My guy, i was'nt admitd despite my jamb nd post ume scores. All d same i registd 4 anoda jamb in case of ani eventualities. Stil hopin n prayin 4 d best 2 kum. Wishin u guys luck also

Yea, pre degree/remedia/pre science are all gud. It gives u an edge over odas durin ur 100levels (dats if u are admitd) its beta dan being idle (acedemically idle) at home

Hey, BREAKING NEWS
some scientists whom av spent almost a decade studyin d DNA of northern nigerians(xpecially jihadishly sharia aspirin moslims) jst discoverd a chromosome dat contains a trait d called "bigotric BORN 2 RULE" wich makes dem acquire political power no mata d cost(human lives) involve. Bt d ar now faced wit crushing dis trait in collaboration wit d best brains in GENETIC engineerin.

I dnt knw @miffy
i heard dat d registratn begins on 9th feb,

Wow, u dnt knw hw relief i am, i nearly lost hope, In God We Trust

Me too, i jst want 2 c if sum1 was admitd or mayb d av nt uploadd d list.

My guy, av u checkd urs?

@pointB, d probs wit jos is dat d northern settlers claim 2 b citizens of jos (jos north 2 b precise) dats is d genesis of d probs in jos

I know we av d right 2 speak up against policies dat add burden 2 d populace. I reside in d northern part of dis country (jos, though its calld middle belt). D fact dat u guys in d south dont know is dat BOKO HARAM is growin in strength (killim pple lyk fowl) i wish 9gerians wil stand against dis dark forces d way d ar doin now in SUBSIDY. If we can stand in 1 voice n stop dis animals 4rm painting Islam black (wich we xtians ar now belivin is a religion of TERRORISM) In fact, we in Jos av adopted it as a life style,a xtain wont dare live in a muslims(northern muslims) territory no matter how cheap d rent is (all their stufs ar fuckin cheap). We nid 2 stop BOKO b4 d tear 9geria apart

Thanks pals

Thanks

I rote jamb last yr, scored 289 n 74% in p-umte(fut yola) bt dier fuckin admsision list is yet 2 b released. I'm nervous n dunno wot 2 do, sum adviced me 2 buy dis year's jamb 4om 2 b on a safer side, bt i'm confused, d fact is dat i'm tired of dis country,even all dis strike sef, i want 2 skul abroad, plz where do i start 4rm xpecially on scholarship, i want 2 study engineerin (electronics) i'm gud in physics nd mathematics n luv chemistry , i nid help/guild 2 achieve dis, plz

D passion has jst even began,i was saw i a post in YAHOO ANSWER by  a 17 yrs dude in Britian, i was so intrigued, my God 9ja is truly lagging behind, in fact my new year resolution is 2 harbour more knwoledge beyond my boundaries weda STRIKE lyk it or not, despite all odds, my email is patrick.oguaju@yahoo.com thanks you all

U wanna hookup right? Y nt comply, i jst wonda wen romantic words av turnd 2 cussing@chimezie
take it easy nah@goldieluks
una jst funi.,lol

Lol, dnt mind d baga, hez in d ronge market, i de o , my guy

Being educated is applyin wot u av learnt in skul 2 solv d problems around u, bt d pathetic part is dat 'many went 2 skul bt few ar educated)