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EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 11:17am On Nov 21, 2014
SlimHighBeeKay:
Finally...resumption date 30th nov..source-punch
newspaper..
pishure........ or #idonbilivit cheesy
RomanceRe: Dear Men: Is It Wrong For A Woman To Propose To Yall? by Patoskid(m): 4:24pm On Nov 20, 2014
jmoore:
Some women propose with "I am pregnant".
Gobe grin grin
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Patoskid(m): 10:42pm On Nov 18, 2014
younglordbm:
dose essays i sight 4 ground on d day of our putme
baba no be smal tin oo grin grin grin
RomanceRe: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Patoskid(m): 3:15pm On Nov 18, 2014
Kweenesther:
Hmm....just speechless...first time commenting in d page too...DICEFROST...just made me remember my passion for writing....You re really gifted...dats all I can say.....
We dey wait you 4 education section make you con update ya story alzo cheesy
RomanceRe: Naija Faithfuls:guy Has 5 Girlfriends And Girl Has 2 Boyfriends by Patoskid(m): 3:11pm On Nov 18, 2014
cheesy grin
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Patoskid(m): 3:07pm On Nov 18, 2014
Nunushokoto:
Also prepare your mind to write an essay cos an essay was intoduced in 2014/2015 admission process as part of d admission requirements. I dnt know if it will also be used in 2015/2016 admission process but jst prepare incase it is used as part of the admission requirements.
cheesy
Nunushokoto:
Also prepare your mind to write an essay cos an essay was intoduced in 2014/2015 admission process as part of d admission requirements. I dnt know if it will also be used in 2015/2016 admission process but jst prepare incase it is used as part of the admission requirements.
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Really Get Attracted To Men Just For Sex? by Patoskid(m): 5:08pm On Nov 16, 2014
Baddestguyp:
woman no go kill u. you had malaria and still performed the deed huh bro, ur life is more important
Iceg:
nigerians nor go kill me..u gt malaria u still gt power and urge to bleep woman....na xo 1 day una go die ontop woman.
Baddestguyp:
woman no go kill u. you had malaria and still performed the deed huh bro, ur life is more important
no be him fault na. The guy say him be virgin and he con see free pussy?? Even if you dey sick bed dey collet drip, you go still wan rugged 2 knack d apako
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 4:30pm On Nov 16, 2014
As e dey hot *spreadin ma matress*
RomanceRe: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by Patoskid(m): 11:30am On Nov 15, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
so person don f.uck this fine gehl.... grin sad
Can't elp it...ah don lauf taya #badt boi
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Patoskid(m): 1:45pm On Nov 14, 2014
Az e de hot
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LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Patoskid(m): 1:46pm On Nov 13, 2014
Where ma matress dey oo
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EducationRe: Can U Still Remember D Days Of Names Of Noisemakers by Patoskid(m): 10:19pm On Nov 10, 2014
Omoh back den in pry 5, names of noise makers was a way of generating money for d class captian and our class teacher. If you make a noise, itz #5...make 2 noise (*2) ya money na #10 and xo on like dat. Geting to jss 1...omo I chop cane die oo because I no fit do wifout disturbing d class. It was in jss 2 I wiseup wen I decided 2 de date d class captian #winkz
EducationRe: 6 Of The Most Beautiful University Libraries In Nigeria (photos) by Patoskid(m): 9:41pm On Nov 10, 2014
Nizzy129:
Funaab doesn't worth to be in 2nd position atal!
haha wat apin na...bros why d hating naw?? Shey na because dem fall ya hand nii
EducationRe: How Did You Meet Your First Lover In The University. by Patoskid(m): 11:55am On Nov 08, 2014
missdebs:
nd u finished watchin d indian movie
he neva tel us aw both of dem tey dance 4 public*** #funy lady
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 11:34am On Nov 08, 2014
Jamzig1:
Yh, P-kennie said freshers are to resume on 30th of november while stallite are to resume on 22nd of december(approximately jan 5th)
4 which TV abi radio station he talk am?? Lol. I alzo got d same fin 4rm funaab juice on bbm. Ah jse hope itz 2ru sha

Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Older Women Stand Urinating And Younger Women Bend Urinating by Patoskid(m): 4:33pm On Nov 07, 2014
LOVEGINO:
Because old women no dey wear pant.
re you cwiouzhuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Older Women Stand Urinating And Younger Women Bend Urinating by Patoskid(m): 2:48pm On Nov 07, 2014
Kylekent59:
The old women cannot bend their ukwu,so they stand,but d young gals can shake dir ikebe.so they twist it down and go down low...
I waz readin diz inside d bank, pple tout I don kolo ni oo. Guy u kwaze oo lolzz
EducationRe: Nicknames You Gave Your Teachers/lecturers In School. by Patoskid(m): 1:20pm On Nov 05, 2014
Omoh diz ya thread mak mi remeba bck den. Our VP- balotelli...biology teacher-bendo....maths teacher-mefa loo je [ibadan man]...govt teacher-shidi oke dadubule....english teacher-mama gunners...anoda biology teacher-anelka (bald head)...maths hod-pencil....4goten som jawiee #rep jogs
EducationRe: Male Teachers Vs Female Teachers: Are Women Better Teachers Than Men? by Patoskid(m): 10:05am On Nov 04, 2014
pweetixandy:
Female teachers are horrible when its that time of the month..but male teachers are baaaaad everyday. Male teachers are never content with the teaching job and so put very little effort into it. Soooo..female teachers all d way!
iffa hear...abi na doze female teachers go de brng guguru nd all sort cum sel 4 carteen...Malez re coded
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 1:05pm On Oct 30, 2014
Adesam09:
I don't have anything against fresh sec school(If no b condition who wan stay for house when him mates don enter school )...
Na d population of fresh sec school graduate affect the "uni life" wey i dey talk and "classy girls" wey he dey talk...
see the population of guys wey dey wear palm sandals go skul..
see girls wey dey do "shuku-like" hair
see girls dey tie headscarf,
dey wear beret,
see girls dey wear those sec school sandals..
dey wear cut and sew black skirts all around...
For God's sake na university dem dey & not one tutorial centre or one secondary school...
Can't stop laufin. Made me remeba wen I wen go dere 2 search 4 room2rent. I waz lyk damn!!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 11:08am On Oct 30, 2014
I conon lauf oo...Viz guyz re damn funy #observing
EducationRe: What Were The Crazy Things You Did As A Fresher In The University .. by Patoskid(m): 3:01pm On Oct 26, 2014
barlohmighty:
May be wen i also get admission this year i will also share my exprience
Guy lyk ai sabi u...up jogs??
EducationRe: Oou 2014/2015 Admisson by Patoskid(m): 8:09am On Oct 21, 2014
MzCee:
still funny to me tho ..28 in p.ume and 205 in jamb ..was given physics woooow still can't believe this
Wlcum ma! nd hope u aint turning down d offer
EducationRe: 12 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes by Patoskid(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014
ennyboss:
It was during exam time. Nd my school been a private uni. The amount of time we go for worship was reduced so me nd my room mate went to read around SAT being one of the quiet place to read, having a 7am exam the next day, my school. Night reading stops at 9:45 my room mate now invited his gf, to read too, they sat at the back. Na so dem carry light. So we had to chill for the gen to come on, like 3 mins later it was on, as of a sudden a security guy just shouted that my room mate should come outside, with his gf. D man now asked him what he was doing that he saw his hand under the girls skirt. Na so my guy deny am o, the man now said he should bring the hand that he wanted to smell it, omo na so my padi start to dey beg o. They sha carried both of them to d security post (SOP) to write statement. But we begged for him, the guy now left them, the babe was so embarrassed. Those of us in the class where just laffing. grin
Laufin in chinkoo
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 6:05pm On Oct 14, 2014
vykta:
Will b found out 2mao... All D Lecturers just lock up... But from a reliable source d VC is supposed 2 settle d lecturers so dey don't embark on a Very loooong break
ah pray oo
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Patoskid(m): 6:25pm On Oct 08, 2014
richardoz:
Though I am not in COLNAS ; I hate that vain- glorious man with passion!
. hmm oga smal smal oo lolz
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 9:06am On Oct 06, 2014
Simran94:
. hey, how were you able to download the lecture notes because when I clicked on a note it showed 404 error page not found
Try mke use of uc browser...thou I also cudnt dowload all wif it, some said Page nt found
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 8:48pm On Oct 05, 2014
pseudonomer:
You'll not do any course in CSC for 100L. The courses you're to download now is MTS 101, MTS 103, CHM 101, PHS 101, BIO 101, BIO 103....that's for first semester. For second semester, you'll check for MTS 102, MTS 104, CHM102, CHM 104, PHS 102, BIO 102. Go to various departments page to get it i.e Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Biology to download it.
I cudnt dowload d stuffs...can any body hlp wif d procedure 2 dowloadin it. Thanks
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Patoskid(m): 5:49pm On Sep 28, 2014
Nizzy129: Patoskid wetin u cum dey do 4 hia again sebi u don gt admisen 4 funab nah grin
Oga mi sir!! Ma luv for d sch no mke me wan unfolow d thread nii
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 12:22pm On Sep 26, 2014
Citysetuponhill: Pls urgent answer needed?
Which bank shld i use to pay my aceptance fee that wil give me receipt immediately
Na GT Bank sure paz
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 8:38pm On Sep 25, 2014
Olubodef: U met Dr philip
Bros nawa oo! Jse bcuz yhu wan ryt four wordz, na im mke u quote dat essay #smh
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 3:01pm On Sep 19, 2014
hodhularte: Nw I don't really understand funaab deir site Is nw down....buh A̶̲̥̅♏ hearing some news from a staff dere dat some few names will still be uploaded cos dis recent one consists mostly of DE candidates cos D̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨ey were not considered in †ђξ first batch buh A̶̲̥̅♏ nt sure HO̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ dis sha ˚°ºoo !!!!
Una don start again oo. Buh sha, if na dah one go brng down ya hype kip it up

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