₦airaland Forum

Hmmmmn

Just like Buhari is pretending to be sick, and the Nigerian economy is pretending to be in recession.

Are you guys trained Liars or were born with it?

Op, except and unless you're a baby, you should know that agitation for self-governance and secession is as political as it is economical. But the most important goal is sovereignty.

So, run along.

Pastors have stopped dolling out fake prophecies, it is NAIRALANDERS turn abi.

Oboy, enter that your dream again o. You must complete the dream, inu go?

All the activist have REPENTED

Buhari changed their calls and destiny

They are now colour-blind to things that would ordinarily call their attention in the past. So Sad!!!

anwulica:
Please release this man in the spirit of labour day, he's only 'working' to feed his family

Meanwhile it's almost 6pm and our President has still not addressed 'we' the workers on Labour Day!

Blood is thicker than water.

Both (In a way)

Restructured and Sticking as a nation.

#mypoint

It is well.........

This sound bite again!

Thought they are tired by now.

Dont worry baba liar, your words dont really matter,

Na so you tell us that APC is the chosen ship and Buhari is the Messiah, and it turns out that they are REVERSED MEANINGS.

It simply means Nigeria has the best Jollof (Or Jellof)

Africa used to be Gondwanaland, now its split for easier governance, God Did that, I believe in that God, not yours.

Ofcourse........

Maybe we should just lock Aso Rock and send everybody home, at least it'll save us the cost of maintenance

I think SAN makes some people stupid.

And................he said nothing!

I've listened to this man speak once or twice, he sounded so sold out for the most part.

He's finally Obliterated his Origin, thinking politics last forever, but no matter how goodly his betrayal appeal to his pay masters, he can never become a Yoruba man.

I pity his children down to the fourth generation, they've finally lost their ancestral home cuz their grand greatest father loves politics more than he loves them.

He performs well in Nigerian Politics and propaganda but falter when real competence and intelligence is required.......

Don't they all?

Iamwrath:
Oro re a d'ayo

Amin o. Amin Ase waaaaa!

He happened to belong to the new crop of LEADERS we can confidently adopt as MENTORS.

He demonstrated a very enviable strength of CHARACTER and magnanimity.

Unlike some louts called Obas, Asiwaju and Statemen.

MissCuppy:
Kissing interest me so much.

Anointing fall on you

Freewoman:
When guys has smelling mouth, marijuana odor oozing, alcoholic / cigarettes smelling from that stupid mouth, you want to kiss, abi, you better kiss your mama and sisters first

....and in most cases (yes! Most), it is the girls who got Terrible Halitosis, yes deadly mouth odour.

Worry!

Am I mad?

Why would I waste my WORRY over Buhari?

We stop worrying about the DISGUISED military president since the day he established a branch of ASO ROCK and presidential annex 2 in London.

This is CONCENTRATED TRADITIONAL LIES in high places

This choco is not marketable, next please!

ephi123:


So very very true.

I see you.

A liar is always frustrated. He needs a brand new lie to cover the old lies. Its like digging a hole in order to cover another hole, holes will never finish, and digging will be infinite.....

And you used the whole Nigeria as your CHEQUE BOOKLET. Mofocious old man.

Loaded. Expository. Implicative.

Sometimes the message is significant, but if the messenger is a special kind of idiot, his views are unwelcomed.
Obj to the thrash.

NeeKlaus:
Lol. Okay.

You are a Lawyer, I suppose?

I am not. But somehow dispensed towards that in the nearest future.

NeeKlaus:
Share until it gets to Lalasticlala??
Who told you Lala is the owner of Nairaland?

I didn't see any where I said he's.

But am sure he's the most popular moderator when it comes to Snake Nairalanders assessments.

TonyeBarcanista:
So make. lawyers De provide Osho-free service abi? Try pity their children and families na. You want make them Hungry?

Bro, if you need professional legal service, please HIRE A LAWYER.

No free meal even in Freetown

As against your point brother, one of the best ways to amass clientele these days is to offer some sort of guidance on social medial free of charge. By that, people come to you not by your title, but competence and exhibited expertise. Except if you're thinking that I'll carry Nairaland to a courtroom as my defence attorney, then a thread can never replace legal practices in flesh.
Rightly so, many professionals have built strong followership and patronage through fora such as this one.

And who knows, you may also need an advise or two someday.

Peace!

A neighbour of mine who happened to be A Naval Personnel recently discussed an issue of fraud committed against him, not by a faceless individual, but a commercial bank.

And typical of me, before I advise someone/anyone on legal matter, I always (no exception) make sure am well informed and certain of the procedure of redress I offer, mind you I am a Biochemist.

And so, because Nairaland had become one of the places I get the best input into whatever issue I have at hand, not by asking individuals of their opinions, but by reading diver opinion through the for-and-against argument on relevant threads. I was so surprised that Nairaland doesn't have any section dedicated to Legal matters where one can access such weighty information.

I believe a lot of other people would love to seek legal expertise and advice from cumulated opinions wether concerning business, property, marriage, skills, undertakings, and Ofcourse perceived Injustice.

In view of this, I hereby move the motion that Nairaland, our dear second virtual home , create a legal section.

If you support this motion say Hiiiiii!, if you're against say Hiiiii still.

Let the Hiiiiis have it.

Share and Share until it gets to the snakeman Lalasticlala

Are they all sadists in this Romanian and abridged Nigerian family?
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Yolo.

Come clean with the money issue and tell your benefactor Amaechi to do same.

The silence that pervades the atmosphere is evident enough that that money has K-Leg, if it were to be some monies from supposed PDP member, EFCC would be everywhere making loud noises by now. But they've been on a low-key mode since the truth tore through their vindictive war-chest.

Commonsense to a mentally deranged person is "madness". Maybe its your brain we should check......at least first.